InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Male Migraines ❯ Japanese Idol ( Chapter 2 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Okay, two chapters in a row! As always, read and enjoy or I'll kill you! Just playing!

Things were off to a bad start. By the time Sesshomaru had made it back into the palace, Inuyasha had already went off the deep end and had started ripping up the throw pillows on the living room couch. "Play with me, Sesshy! Let's have a pillow fight!" the kid demanded. Sesshomaru seriously considered taking up his offer. A pillow fight, hm? Oh, lets! A series of pictures flashed in his mind. In the first one, he was laughing an evil laugh as he swung a pillow going at over a hundred miles an hour at Inuyasha. The second picture showed the pillow colliding with his head. The third one had the boy flying across the room. In the fourth, Inuyasha smacked against the wall, slowly sliding down. And the fifth, he was lying unconscious on the floor, Sesshomaru watching himself as he did some kind of victory jig.

He shook his head to rid him of the pictures, especially of the last one. He couldn't ever imagine himself doing something so absurd as dancing. He focused his attention on Inuyasha again. The boy had bored himself to death with the lack of a fighting partner and had taken up doing finger painting. In the closed cabinets of the entertainment center he kept paper and paint and brushes. Sesshomaru figured that as long as the kid remained quiet, he'd be fine. Now, where was his father's secret bar...

As soon as Sesshomaru turned his back to look for the liquor, a bright wet object narrowly missed his head. A glob of yellow paint. It hit the top of the doorway instead. He gave a silent snarl and whirled around. Inuyasha was standing with a paintbrush in each hand, grinning. "Move your big head, Sesshy. You're in the way." Then he started swinging his arms wildly, slapping paint all over the walls. Why the fuck did I have to be the one to watch him? Spring Bling's coming up and go figure they leave me to babysit.

A/N: For anyone who watches BET knows what Spring Bling is. It's pretty cut-and-dry, really, but if you don't know, ask around.

"Sit your ass down, Inuyasha!" he seethed. "Hell to the motherfucking no!" Inuyasha sassed. Sesshomaru was taken aback for a moment. Where had he learned this?! He lunged for him, but his brother's small size was more lithe. He side-stepped him, then ran the paintbrush across his back, ruining the white kimono top. It wasn't this that annoyed Sesshomaru; he had about a hundred more just like it in his closet. It was the action itself. "Damnit boy!" Inuyasha ran away, spreading paint everywhere he went.

Sesshomaru chased after him, feeling foolish all the while. The kid ran loops around the furniture and knocked over every end table he crawled under. Finally, Sesshomaru cornered him. Grabbing him by his shoulders, he dragged him back to the couch, his brother kicking and screaming the whole time. "Let me go! I hate you, Sesshy! I HATE YOU! Leave me alone, you big meanie! Ooh, I CAN'T STAND YOU!" "I can't stand your ass either!" Sesshomaru finally snapped. "But your damn mother and our father said I have to watch you and I'll be dammed if you make me look bad! You already ruined my favorite kimono." Inuyasha tsked and sized him up with his eyes. "Honey, that kimono was ruined the moment it went on you."

You little... Sesshomaru bit his tounge to keep from saying what was on his mind. All but throwing Inuyasha on the couch, he surveyed the damage. The entire living room looked like a Picaso painting. Inuyasha smirked. "You like? I call it Yasha monsier del migion." "That shit's wack," Sesshomaru stated. He gave a huge sigh and went to the kitchen to get a bucket and a sponge. When he came back, he was surprised to see that Inuyasha was still on the couch, now watching a cartoon on TV.

Sesshomaru had never been a cartoon watcher and didn't understand the humor children found in them, but Inuyasha seemed to love looking at this particular program. It starred a sponge and starfish who were supposedly best friends. So childish. But as long as his brother was quiet, that's all that mattered. Dipping the sponge in the hot water he had made, he scrubbed the walls.

The show went off, but another episode came on again. Inuyasha felt that it was neccesary to scream the lyrics to it at the top of his lungs. "OHHHHHHHHHH! WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! WHO'S COVERED IN HOLES AND POUROUS AS HE! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! A NAUTICAL NONSENSE, HE'S SOMETHING YOU WISH! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SO HOP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS (READY!)! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOOOOOOOOOOB SQUAREPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS! (finishing with a sailor's laughter and Spongebob playing the flute on his nose). Sesshomaru now had a migraine.

"Why?" he asked weakly. "Why must you torture me like this?" "Because you're my brother. Arn't brothers supposed to torture each other?" "Yes, but what you do is just pure cruel and unusual punishment!" Inuyasha smirked, then returned his attention to the screen. Half an hour later, he was done with one wall. But another show was coming on and Inuyasha once again had to scream the lyrics to it.
"TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID, BUT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS! MOM AND DAD AND VICKY ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS!---"(Fairly Oddparents). Sesshomaru wasn't about to hear it. "Shut up! Please! Just shut the hell up for five minutes! I can't even hear myself think with you screaming so damn loud!" Inuyasha stared at him. "Man, you're deaf. Perhaps you need that hearing aid that Dad got for Kaede for Christmas." Sesshomaru gritted his teeth, but thankfully the opening song of the show was done so he could have another half-hour of peace.

He finished the living room within the hour. Before he could hear Inuyasha shout out more cartoon lyrics, he left the room. Kami, now he really needed to find that wet bar more than ever. He stumbled into the kitchen, searching almost deliriously for it. A few minutes later, he was grabbing the bridge of his nose to help the pain in his head. He paused and leaned against the wall. A quiet buzz went off that he'd have missed had he not had such acute hearing. The pantry wall swung around to reveal a bar with a stock of liquor behind it. Thank you Kami, Ghandi, Buddha, and all inbetween!

He made a break for the drinks. Mixing a random concoction, he downed it, shivering at its power. He immediatly fixed another. Inuyasha wandered in as he was making his third drink. "What's that?" "Something for grown-ups. Leave me alone." "You're not grown! If you are, how come you're still living with mom and dad?" Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes at him. "You know too damn much." Inuyasha cheesed and mock-bashfully grabbed the hem of his kimono and wringed it in his hands. "That's what my mommy says." Sesshomaru rolled his eyes at him. "You know, if you keep doing that, your eyes are going to roll right out of your head." Inuyasha laughed.

"I don't care. Just go some where," Sesshomaru said, the effects of the drinks taking him. Inuyasha instead hopped up on a bar stool next to him. "I want one." "No." Inuyasha pouted for a moment, then opened his mouth and began wailing another song. "IF YOU WANT TO PLAY, COME AND PLAY TODAY, LET'S JUST GET AWAY, YEAH! ALL THE THINGS YOU SEE, BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND FOLLOW ME!--" (lyrics to Zoey 101). "That's it! I've fuckin' had it with you!" Sesshomaru shouted. "I bet your little ass that you didn't know that Santa Clause wasn't real, did you?" Inuyasha grew silent and stared at him, contemplating his words. "Uh-uh! you're lying! He is real! I saw him last year!" "That was Dad!" Inuyasha pondered this. "Okay, then how do toys get all over the world in one night? Only Santa can do that." "That's because all the parents go out and buy their kids their presents. Like one person gives a shit for all the kids in the world!"

Inuyasha's eyes widened. "Oh, yeah? Well, how about the Tooth Fairy! She's real! I saw her--" "Your damn mother! Look in the back of her closet some time and you'll find her outfit. But last year when you lost that tooth, all of those Dove bars had gained on her and she hadn't had time to get to the plastic surgeon's. She couldn't fit into the damn suit! That's why she made up that lame ass excuse about the "Tooth Fairy" not having any money to give. Her ass couldn't get dressed for the occasion!"

Inuyasha's mouth dropped. "Well...well...the Easter Bunny! There, explain that!" "Me! Dad paid me 50 yen to put on that damn costume because he had also out grown it. In fact, he said that he's going to have to tell you this year that you're too old for the Easter Bunny. And the Tooth Fairy as well as Santa. So there, you little bastard! All of your little childhood hero's are fake!" Inuyasha's lips quivered. "What...what about Jesus?" "Who?! Boy, we're Buddhist, what the fuck are you talking about?"

At this, Inuyasha burst out in tears and ran out of the room. Sesshomaru only smirked and made another drink. Damn he loved being older.


Quite longer than what I planned, but I got it out! Hope you liked it! Review and tell me what you thought.