InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Male Migraines ❯ The Reason We All Need Car Insurance ( Chapter 7 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Back on the scene with another chapter! Chay! Read it and weep!

"D-daycare?" Inuyasha asked in a small voice. Sesshomaru smirked even more. "Yep. They get paid to take care of bad-ass kids like you, while I'm not. Dad and your mom expect me to do this simply because I'm your brother. Ha! Like I'd actually look after you!" Inuyasha's ears sagged. "Sesshomaru, you don't love me, do you?" He asked quietly. For the second time that day, actuall dread flooded him. Aw, fuck.

"Well, it's not to say I don't...um...understand you..." "That's not what I asked. Do you love me?" Inuyasha repeated his question, still in that sad tone. "Oh, come on now! Do you love me?" "Yes." That caught Sesshomaru completly off gaurd. Inuyasha raised his eyes to his. "You might not like me and you might treat me like shit a lot of the time, but you havn't tourtured me. All in all, I'd like to think that we really have an okay relationship and for that, I love you." Sesshomaru wanted to hug and strangle the kid at the same time. "Alright, alright. Enough of the sappy stuff. You're still going to daycare." Inuyasha looked incredulous for a moment, then gave a resigned sigh. "Oh well. It was worth a try."

Sesshomaru gave him a side glance, then dialed the number in the phone book to call ahead and see if there was still room (I don't think that daycare's take just any amount of kids!). It'd cost him ten dollars/yen out of his allowance/paycheck (for when you get to the working age, most parents will tell you that your paycheck is your allowance), but the cretin was now set to go. Sesshomaru hung up and turned on him. "Go upstairs and put on something presentable." Inuyasha looked down at the crimson robe that he always wore. "Already ahead of you." "No, I said something presentable. What the fuck is that suppose to be?" "Me," Inuyasha said simply. "Lame-ass sense of fashion, that's what you are," Sesshomaru said. He was still feeling a little vindictive from when Inuyasha had said that his kimono looked bad the moment he put it on.

He decided not to force the change upon the kid. He'd soon learn that bad fashion ment the bottom of the social ladder. Not like his blood hadn't put him there already. He led the way out to the car port (Oh, yeah, I actually have him driving for once!). He opened the back door for Inuyasha, pointing to the car seat that was in it. "How old do you think I am?! Dude, I'm three! I don't need a car seat anymore." He crossed his arms and huffed. "As a safetly precaution, kids should use a safety seat until they're about eight." Sesshomaru informed him. Inuyasha snorted. "Who made this wack ass rule?" "Your mom forced dad to pass that as a law." "Damn, mom! You care too much!" Inuyasha said, climbing in.

Sesshomaru got behind the wheel. Okay, you can do this. Just remember everything that you've seen dad do. He reached across the seat and opened the glove compartment. Inside was a pack of Big Red. Grabbing a stick, he popped it in his mouth, chewing noisily. He turned and grabbed his seat belt and sat adjusting the rear-view mirror for about five minutes. "What the fuck is taking so long?!" Inuyasha hollered from the back seat. "Patience, dammit! Don't rush me!" Inuyasha sucked his teeth, making a clicking sound. "Whatever." Sesshomaru gave him an annoyed glance in the mirror, then put the key in the ignition (ah, R. Kelly, look what you got me thinking about now?).

Sesshomaru jumped a little when the car started. He adjusted his seat belt again. He played with the mirror some more. He popped another stick of gum. Finally, he felt that he was ready to drive. Using the garage remote that was in the car, he opened the door. Thankfully, he job was already made easier because his father parked the car turned toward the road. Sesshomaru did about five going down the driveway. "Oh Kami! I'm going to be as ancient as you by the time we get there! Do you even know how to drive?" Inuyasha questioned. "Yes! Now leave me the fuck alone so I can concentrate!" "You're suppose to know how to drive under all kinds of situations. Like this one!" And here he started singing 100 bottles of sake on the wall. He got to 99 before Sesshomaru reached around and started strangling him.

But the driveway was on a steep slope and his foot was still on gas. The car kept rolling while Sesshomaru kept chocking. "Sess-sessh! Watch...the road!" Inuyasha gagged out. Sesshomaru checked over his shoulder to find the car cruising down the hill. "Oh shit!" He whipped around and took control again. But in his panic, rather than hitting the brakes, he stepped further on the gas. The car shot foreward down the driveway and into the oncoming traffic. Damn, which one is gas?! Why isn't there just buttons for this shit?! Finally, he simply let his foot off of the gas. But he also let his hands off of the wheel, figuring that the car would gain control on its own. It worked for only a moment. "Look, Izayoi! No hands!" he laughed. Until the car made a steady left and started running over Izayoi's flower bushes that lined the driveway.

"Oooohhh! Mommy's gonna kill you!" Inuyasha goaded from his seat. No, dad's gonna kill me! Sesshomaru thought. Whatever Izayoi wants, Izayoi gets and he's gonna have a cow when he see's this. Or perhaps he'll just take Totosai's. The car ran off into traffic, running about three red lights before coming to a halt. Between the fact that he was a maniac driver, and that he had the flags on the side of the car to show his status (or rather his father's), people were swerving all over trying to avoid him. The result was a major Final Destination 2-like pile-up.

A/N: Been awhile since one of these, eh? Anyways, if you havn't seen Final Destination 2, it's okay. Just know that Sesshomaru's horrible driving caused a huge pile-up. But nobody was hurt in the making of this chapter!

Sesshomaru poked his head up out of the sun roof, examining the damage. He had hit someone but didn't remember when or who. He looked over at the wreakage. Opps. "My bad!" he called out, then quickly got back in and drove off. "Wow, that was amazing!" Inuyasha said. "Dude, you just did a hit and run! Now we're really on the lam! Just a couple of bandits trying to beat the law! We're Bonnie and Clyde." "You're Bonnie," Sesshomaru said. Inuyasha was about to protest, but Sesshomaru stopped him. "Besides, we are the law. So you're basically saying that we're running from ourselves." Inuyasha pondered this for a moment. "Damn, ain't think of it like that." "Yeah, you never do."

They drove on toward the daycare, Inuyasha hoping for more heart-pacing action, Sesshomaru hoping to simply get there alive.


So, there you have it! I have a bigger plan for all of this, so don't worry if these chapters seem to not add up. Well, review and tell me your thoughts!