InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Male Migraines ❯ A Sticky Situation ( Chapter 14 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

I feel the end is near! I also feel that it's been awhile since I've updated. As usual, my bad!

Sesshomaru was pacing the daycare floor, growing more impatient by the moment. Suddenly he stopped as an idea hit him. Literally, an idea hit him. They're not always abstract you know, sometimes they're concrete as well. Anyways, while rubbing his head, he thought of something. "You know Inuyasha, we've been here for over four hours waiting on Jaken to bring another car. Then we'll have to pay to have a tow truck take the previous one back. And we could've been home by now if we'dve flown. Or ran. Well, I could've been home by now. You..." Here, he thought about leaving Inuyasha behind at the daycare center. Nobody would really care that he's gone. His mother might cry a bit, but his father and Izayoi were talking about having another child anyways, so his spot would quickly be filled.

Inuyasha walked over to Sesshomaru and grabbed his pants leg. "Come on, do your cloud thingy," he said. Sesshomaru walked to the door, then turned around. "Farewell, my young friends! I must be leaving!" Kagura walked over to him and took his hand. "Must you really be going, my white haired prince?" "Yes, I must," Sesshomaru said, then stopped. "Wait a minute! That was you who was on My Space? Oh shit! Look, don't tell your parents about that, okay? First of all, what the fuck were you doing on there in the first place, and second of all, you don't want to see me get in trouble, do you? I mean, come on! It's me, the all too sexy Sesshomaru! Beautiful people don't go to jail!" Behind them, Naraku scoffed. "Ha! Tell that to Paris Hilton!"

Kagura looked thoughtfuly at Sesshomaru. "Kiss me," she said. "Wait, now that's one of those things I can't do. You're about two-hundred years old. I'm over nine-hundred. Not to mention, I'm a man, you're a woman, we're just too different." The room grew silent for a moment. "Ooookay then. Awkward," Kaede said quietly. Sesshomaru turned to go, but Kagura grabbed his arm again. Sesshomaru rolled his eyes at her. "Everytime I try to leave, something keeps pulling me back," he said in a slight sing-song voice. Inuyasha quietly whispered the rest of chours of the song that Sesshomaru had mentioned to himself.

A/N: Song, "Pulling Me Back"--Tyrese ft. Chingy. Why do I always seem to have to mention a song? Oh, and the part where Sesshomaru said that he and Kagura are not compatible because he's a man and she's a woman kind of came from Futurama. I'm not insisting that Sesshomaru has yaoi tendencies!

Kagura closed her eyes and puckered her lips. She got on her tip-toes and waited expectantly. When nothing had happened for a while, she opened them to see that Sesshomaru had left. "Jilt me, why don't you? Well, we'll see how much money you have when my father sues you!" Naraku walked nonchalantly past her, chewing on an apple slice. "Kagura, I am your father. And we don't have the money for a lawyer to sue. Drop it." Kagura pouted, but nodded.

Sesshomaru and Inuyasha had walked to the edge of the mountain. "Wow, we can see the whole world from up here!" Inuyasha said. "No we can't!" Sesshomaru sneered. "Just the westeren half of Japan. Alright, stay close." He began to run down the mountain. He had gotten nearly to the bottom when he stopped to turn and see if Inuyasha was following. The kid was still where he'd started. "Jump, you idiot!" Sesshomaru shouted. "Are you fucking crazy?! A drop like that will break my legs!" Inuyasha shouted back. "What the hell are you talking about? It's only two feet!" A silence. Then: "Oh." Inuyasha jumped, but lost his footing due to the steep slope. He started rolling down the mountain.

He was going so fast, he passed by Sesshomaru. His older brother made no effort to help him. "Yeah, these things always happen," he muttered to himself. He jumped down a few hundred feet and began running again. Inuyasha was already at the bottom and still rolling. Sesshomaru tried to catch up but the kid was going too fast. Then he noticed something. Inuyasha was glowing. Well, actually it was more like he was sparkeling. Or sparking. He recognized the blue electricity around him. The damn hanyou was using the powers given to him by the dryer to keep propelling himself.

Sesshomaru stopped again, panting. Can't keep up...must refuel...need Gatorade...or spinach. He reached in his kimono sleeve and pulled out both, a can of spinach and a bottle of Gatorade. The can he tossed aside after nearly breaking his teeth trying to open it. The bottle, he poured more over his face than in his mouth, copying the commercials. Then he took it a step further and started massging his hair, then his chest. He tossed his head back like he was in a shampoo commercial, closing his eyes and letting a smirk cross his face. He stopped when he sensed a presence near him. Inuyasha had come back and was tapping a foot impatiently. "You know where home is, get going," Sesshomaru said to him. "Um, sure, but I just want to ask you one thing before I do. Why the hell are you bathing in Gatorade? I mean, hey, if that's what you like, you know, go for it. But...isn't that just going to make you sticky?" Sesshomaru blinked at him slowly, then pushed him. Big mistake.

Rather than stumbling backwards, Sesshomaru's hand stuck to Inuyasha. Inuyasha smirked and started to charge up with the electricity again. "Wait, Inuyasha, you don't want to do that..." Sesshomaru started, but it was too late. A second later, Inuyasha was running again, but this time he was dragging Sesshomaru with him. "Watch the cactuses, watch the--" Too late, Inuyasha swerved to where he missed the cactus, but Sesshomaru was scratched in the face by it. For over fifty miles, he was dragged like that.

They finally came to a stop at a gas station. Inuyasha had to use the bathroom. Sesshomaru went in to get a bottle of asprin and some neosporin. As he headed toward the counter, Sesshomaru stopped and stared at himself in the large mirror in the corner of the store. A large tumbleweed had attatched itself to his tail. His shoulder armor had pierced a cactus, and he was wearing Wily E. Coyote's fur around his waist much like Koga would do. His face was covered with dirt that had stuck to him due to the Gatorade, which also made his face green. He was missing a fang and had broken four claws. But what really pissed him off was his scuffed boots.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" He shouted out in an agitated voice. "I've had these since I was eleven! And though my toes are now throwing up gang signs from being crowded in them for too long, they're the best pair I have! How dare that mutt make me ruin them!" Inuyasha came out of the back of the store from using the bathroom just in time to hear Sesshomaru's tirade. He tsked outloud. "Brother, those shoes were ruined to moment they went on you." He said while passing by him. Sesshomaru growled, pissed that Inuyasha had once again insulted his sense of fashion. He paid for the items he'd brought, then stomped outside. Without another word, he conjured his cloud and flew off.

Ten minutes later, he arrived home. He walked into the living room to see that Inuyasha was already planted on the couch watching t.v. "How the hell did you get here before me?!" Sesshomaru asked in a shocked tone. "Static electricity." Inuyasha answered simply. "But that would only make things stick to you, not make you go faster than the speed of light." Inuyasha shook his head. "Oh, you poor simpleton." He got up and walked over to a dry erase board that just happend to be in the living room. "See, going by quantum physics..." As soon as Sesshomaru heard his least favorite subject, he tuned Inuyasha out, simply looking at the kid's mouth move rather than listening to the words that came out. He should really brush his teeth. His teeth are throwing up more gang signs than MS 13! His mother's too fucking scared to take him to the dentist to get that fixed...and I'm too scared to go to a surgeon's to get my toes fixed.

"And that's how I was able to get here faster than you," Inuyasha finished. "What? Oh, yeah, baking's cool..." Sesshomaru said in a caught off guard voice. "What the...never mind," Inuyasha said. Just then, a bump came against the door, then it opened. Izayoi and Inutaisho. Uh-oh!


A cliffie! What will happen next? Can't say! So, stay tuned for the final episode of trapped in the closet! I mean...um...this story. It's not an episode but...uh...yeah...How about we act like this never happened and ya'll just review, hm?