InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Mind Reader ❯ Inuyasha, Sit ( Chapter 22 )

Mind Reader

 

Chapter 19: “Inuyasha, sit.”

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Sango and Shippo stared in shock at the wolf plastered to the floor. Then as one they clutched their sides, fell to the floor, and rolled with laughter. Kouga's number one rival was his curse. It was too perfect.

 

“Hahaha! You should have seen your face Kouga! It was priceless!” gasped Shippo.

 

Kouga rested his chin on his palm and tapped his other hand impatiently on the ground. “Oh yes. Hilarious,” he said sarcastically.

 

Sango sat up and wiped the tears from her eyes. “Oh man, you're always going to be implanted in the ground. Kagome always says Inuyasha's name.”

 

Kouga bared his teeth at her which only succeeded in cracking her up further. Even Kaede was finding it hard to not roll on the ground with laughter. The only thing keeping her standing was the fact that if she fell down she probably wouldn't be able to get back up. She instead leaned against a wall and laughed.

 

By this time Kouga could get back up. Now he really wanted to kill the old hag. And since only Kagome could send him flying towards the ground he was safe. Kouga was actually slightly glad that she was still knocked out. He advance on Kaede his eyes narrowed in anger.

 

Shippo saw Kouga advancing on the defenseless old lady so he did the only thing he could think of. He scurried over to Kagome and Inuyasha and lifted Inuyasha's hand off of hers.

 

“Inuyasha?” called out Kagome softly.

 

WHAM!

 

Shippo quickly replaced Inuyasha's hand before Kagome could start freaking out again. He then jumped on Kouga's back and did a victory pose. “Haha! You lose!” he cheered triumphantly.

 

Kouga rolled over onto his back.

 

At the sound of a surprised `oomph!' Sango looked to Kouga. He smiled innocently which immediately concerned her. “Where's Shippo?”

 

Kouga shrugged his shoulders. “I don't know. I think I saw him go outside.”

 

Sango narrowed her eyes suspiciously when she saw an orange tuft of hair poking out from under Kouga's back. “He's outside, eh?”

 

Kouga nodded. `Yes! She believes me! I'm saved!'

 

Sango walked to Kouga and knelt by his face. She grabbed one of his ears. And twisted.

 

“OW!” screamed Kouga, jumping up in pain. And lo and behold, there was a squished Shippo beneath him.

 

“Yup, outside,” remarked Sango. Kouga glared at her.

 

Rin slowly sat up, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes. Kouga's girly scream had woken her up. She stared at the scene in front of her. “Ms. Kaede?” she asked tentatively, “why is Shippo shaped like a pancake? And why is the smelly wolf cowering in a corner?”

 

Kouga stood up indignantly. “Hey! I don't smell!”

 

“When was the last time you bathed?” asked Sango.

 

Kouga looked stumped. “Let me think for a minute,” he said rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

 

“Oh that's sick! Go take a bath right now. I had originally thought there was rotten food in here but it's you!” yelled Sango in disgust.

 

Now Kaede looked pissed. She put her hands on her hips and glared at Sango. “What kind of person do you think I am? Do you really think I would keep rotten food in here?”

 

But Kouga still wasn't finished with Sango. “How dare you order me, a leader of a wolf demon clan, to bathe! I could kill you right now!”

 

Sango rolled her eyes and held her hands out to her sides. “So why don't you?” she asked.

 

Kouga looked at the girl like she was insane. Did she actually just tell him to kill her? He remembered the last time he was about to attack somebody. He got a rosary for it. “I'm going to take a bath,” he mumbled while making a quick getaway from the hut.

 

As soon as Kouga left he hut Kaede rounded on Sango again. “So what are you going to say to me?”

 

Sango looked puzzled. “Say? Oh! Like I'm sorry?” she asked.

 

Kaede groaned and threw her hands up in the air. “Why do I even bother with this younger generation? They never learn,” she griped while stomping out of the hut.

 

Sango shrugged her shoulders and helped Shippo peel himself off the floor.

 

“Thanks Sango. I thought I was a goner. Kouga smelled so bad I couldn't even breathe! And I always thought it was rotten food,” said Shippo.

 

Sango laughed. It was definitely was a good thing Kaede had already left the hut. At the sound of a slight groan she whirled around and saw Inuyasha squinting his eyes.

 

Inuyasha slowly opened his eyes. He felt something in his hand and when he looked he saw it was Kagome's hand. Inuyasha breathed a big sigh of relief. She was still alive. He painfully sat up and leaned back on his free arm.

 

“Shit, my head hurts,” he groaned.

 

Sango's jaw dropped. “What? The first thing you can say when you wake up is `my head hurts'? Not `oh I'm glad Kagome's alive,' or `glad to see everyone made it'?”

 

Inuyasha raised one eyebrow at her. “What's wrong with you? And my head does hurt.” For added emphasis he removed his hand from Kagome's and rubbed his head.

 

“INUYASHA!”

 

Inuyasha jumped about five feet straight up in the air. “What the hell was that?” he shouted once he landed.

 

Sango pointed one finger to the girl writhing on the floor. “When you're not touching her she gets like that.”

 

Inuyasha's face fell. He gulped and backed up into a corner. “I…I was touching her?” he stammered.

 

Sango stomped over to the hanyou and slapped him on the back of his head. “Moron. Touching as in holding hands! Not perverted touching!”

 

Inuyasha's face relaxed. Then he realized something and glared at Sango. “Hey, I told you my head hurts and yet you still hit me!”

 

“Oh well. Deal with it. Now quit being a baby and protect Kagome from whatever inner demons are attacking her.”

 

“Hmpf.” But Inuyasha did return to Kagome's side and gingerly grabbed her hand. When she immediately quieted down he smiled. Sango thought it was cute how he smiled. She no longer thought it was cute when he opened his mouth.

 

“Hehe, wish Kouga could see me now. He would be insanely jealous.”

 

Sango smirked. “Oh you may not want Kouga to see you for awhile.”

 

“Why not?”

 

“Because he'll probably want to beat you up?”

 

“Good, if he does fight me he'll get a rosary.”

 

Sango shook her head at Shippo before he could blurt out Kouga's secret. She wanted Inuyasha to find out when Kouga fell. She needed some entertainment. Now all she needed was for Kagome to wake up.

 

Come on and wake up Kagome! I want you to Inuyasha Kouga!

 

Kagome groaned. Of course the first she had to hear upon waking up didn't make sense. What the heck did it mean to Inuyasha Kouga?

 

When Inuyasha heard the groan he leaped back from the girl. He didn't think she'd get mad at him holding her hand but then he didn't thing she'd get mad at a lot of things he did. The countless `sits' he received proved him wrong.

 

Please don't sit me. Please don't sit me.

 

Kagome opened her eyes and sent Inuyasha a confused look.

 

Inuyasha mistook the confusion for anger. “Glad you're up,” he said before fleeing the hut.

 

Kagome shrugged her shoulders at Inuyasha's display of insanity. “So how is everybody?” she asked Sango.

 

“Well Sesshoumaru and Kirara are still out. But that is to be expected since they were the most severely injured. And for some odd reason Miroku is also still out. I would have thought he'd be up by now,” Sango walked over to Miroku.

 

Yes! It's working! Now just kneel…

 

Before Kagome could shout a warning to her friend Sango knelt down by the monk.

 

“Aieee!” she screamed when a hand groped her butt. She recovered from her shock and slapped Miroku. “You're pathetic. Using your injuries to feel me,” she growled.

 

Darn it. I thought we had made some progress last night.

 

Kagome raised one eyebrow at Sango's back. She wondered what went on between the two while she was unconscious.

 

Miroku grinned while he sat up.

 

Even though my head hurts now it was worth it. Man how I love her ass.

 

Kagome promptly blocked out Miroku's thoughts before he could go any furthe.

 

I just wish I could have squeezed it. Or caressed it. Oh how I love her ass.

 

Kagome shook her head in confusion. She could have sworn she was blocking out Miroku's thoughts. She decided it was because she was tired. She was disrupted from her silent ponderings with a crash from outside. She ran outside with Sango, Miroku, and Shippo on her heels.

 

“What the hell was that for you damn wolf?” snarled Inuyasha while picking himself up off the ground.

 

Kouga stood still and just glared at Inuyasha. His hair was soaking wet and dripping water ran down his face onto his glistening chest. His clothing was also soaked.

 

Stupid wolf. Guess he doesn't know what a towel is.

 

Eww! Did he even take his clothes off?

 

Kagome was confused. Why was Kouga attacking Inuyasha? And why on earth was he soaked to the bone?

 

Kouga slowly turned in fear to Kagome. Now Kagome was really confused. Kouga was never scared of her.

 

Oh dear god please don't say Inuyasha. Whatever you do don't say Inuyasha.

 

Kagome didn't think it would be possible to be any more confused, that is until that last thought entered her mind. She had reached a whole new level of confusion.

 

Say it. Say it. Say it.

 

Maybe if I think really hard Kagome will somehow hear me. Inuyasha. Inuyasha. Inuyasha.

 

It was getting old really fast. So many more thoughts were getting through Kagome's mental barrier. It wouldn't have been as bad if the thoughts actually made sense. But it sounded like Kouga, Sango, and Shippo had all lost their minds.

 

The next moment happened in slow motion. Kagome turned to Inuyasha. She opened her mouth. Sango and Shippo's faces broke into wide grins. Kouga held up a hand as if trying to hold in Kagome's words. “NOOOOO!!!” he yelled

“Inuyasha…”

 

THUD!!

 

Kagome turned in shock to the wolf who was not plastered to the ground. In fact Kouga looked suspiciously like Inuyasha did whenever she sat him. Her eyes widened when she saw a rosary encircling his neck. `Funny, I didn't think he had one before we fought Akki…oh dear lord! You've gotta be kidding me!'

 

Inuyasha was just as dumbstruck as Kagome. It looked like Kouga was just sat. He replayed the last words spoken by Kagome. A grin suddenly appeared on his face. Kouga lifted his head in time to see Inuyasha's grin.

 

Oh shit. I think they found out.

 

This is the best thing that has ever happened to me!

 

Eh? Am I missing something? I wasn't knocked out for that long, was I?

 

Sango and Shippo were too busy laughing like idiots to think of any coherent thoughts. And once again Kagome was confused. “Inuyasha…”

 

THUD!

 

“OOMPH!”

 

This time Kagome was sure of what happened. She said `Inuyahsa' Kouga was subdued. `Darn it. Just when I didn't need my life to get any harder this had to happen!'

 

Kouga finally stood back up and was immediately greeted by a leering hanyou.

 

“Haha! My name is your curse! I'm sure that hurts the little pride you have left,” jeered Inuyasha.

 

Kouga retaliated by pushing Inuyasha in the chest. He smirked when the hanyou was caught off-balance.

 

“Inuyasha, sit.”

 

Both of the disobedient boys plummeted to the ground. And Miroku finally understood what was going on.

 

“Hahahahaha! Kouga got sat! Wait, that's not right. Inuyasha sat Kouga! Er Kagome sat Kouga…damn. Inuyasha is Kouga's sit!” he shouted in confusion.

 

Everyone chose to ignore the delirious monk as he tried to put into the words the scene that had just unfolded.

 

Damn, what happened to all my dignity? That stupid puppy is my subduing word. And I didn't even do anything to deserve it! Stupid old hag, I wasn't actually going to attack her.

 

Haha! I won't mind getting sat as much anymore. And Kagome always says my name. It's gonna be hell for Kouga! I can't wait!

 

Hehe, Kouga got Inuyasha'd. Yea! I created a new word. Kagome will be proud of me.

 

This will be most interesting for now on. Hehe, I wonder if we can give Sesshoumaru a rosary as well. That would be even more entertaining.

 

Kagome was getting a headache. Many of her friend's thoughts kept sneaking past her barrier. She saw Kaede nearing the hut and made up her mind. She jogged over to Kaede.

 

“Ahh, you're up. That's good,” said Kaede. She took Kagome's face which was a mixture of annoyance and worry. “Do you need something child?”

 

Kagome nodded her head. It was now or never. “Kaede, I think we need to talk.”