InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Miroku The Big Time Porno Producer! ❯ Miroku The Big Time Porno Producer! ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Nimiko 
What would happen if Miroku was a big time porno producer? And his actors where deranged nutcases with some serious promblems. Can he handle it? Or would he chicken out? Read and see.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Comedy / Hentai | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 09.18.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 681 | Visits: 1.4K | Status: Work In Progress
What would happen if Miroku was a big time porno producer? And his actors where deranged nutcases with some serious promblems. Can he handle it? Or would he chicken out? Read and see.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Comedy / Hentai | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 09.18.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 681 | Visits: 1.4K | Status: Work In Progress
Disclaimer: I don't own no one! And I never will!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY! *Goes in her corner and weeps while she huggle all of her anime plushies!*
Miroku The Big Time Porno Producer!
A man with a short hair that was slicked back into a small ponytail walked into a studio. "Yo guys I'm here!" He said with a grin. "Yo Miroku! We've been waiting for you. We kind of have a problem...." A man with golden sunset eyes said as he rubbed a his head. Miroku sighed deeply as he took his dark shaded sunglasses off and set them on a table. "What is it Inuyasha? Did Sesshoumaru get a hard on infront of the girls again?" Inuyasha thought for a moment. "Ummm.....no but he almost did....but's something else."
Miroku leaned his back against the wall as he looked at Inuyasha. "So what is it then?" He asked as he tapped his foot inpationlly. "Well the four main characters says they don't know if they could go through with it...." Miroku clenched his fist and pounded his head against the wall. "Why god!? WHY!?" He sighed deeply again as he stopped. "Okay where are they?" Inuyasha pointed to the outside of the studio. Miroku grabbed his sunglasses and put them on and headed outside.
Miroku walked outside where he saw 4 luxious ladies sitting at around table. He straightened himself up a bit and popped 4 breath mints in his mouth and walked up to them. "Hello. I'm Mr.Kazana, the Producer of this porno." Miroku smiled trying to win them over. A girl with long hair and a short ponytail on the top of her head smiled back. "Hi! I'm Rin, but you can call me Rinny if you want!" Rin said with a cheerful voice. Miroku smiled as he looked over to a girl with a high ponytail. "Um....yeah. Hey....I'm Sango." The girl to her left that was chewing on a straw yawned lightly. "I'm Kagome..." The other girl sat there and looked the other way as if Miroku wasn't there.
Miroku coughed to get their attention. "Oh hi I'm Kikyo." He took his sunglasses off revealing his dark blue eyes. Sango stared at his eyes. *Whoa his eyes are so pretty.....yeah but he's still a slezzy person....* She then put her head on Kagome's shoulder. "So why do you come?" Miroku cleared out his voice. "Well.....Inuyasha has infromed me of you guys not wanting to do this." Kagome stood up and threw her ice cream sundea on him. "DAMN RIGHT!" Miroku looked up at Kagome and blinked. "HEY! I WASN'T FINISHED WITH THAT!" Rin cried out as she watched the ice cream slide down Miroku's face. Kikyo and Sango sat back and watched as they stiffled their laughs. Rin scooted closer to Miroku and then licked the right slide of his face. "Mmmmmmmmmm strawberry ice cream! Gotta love it!"
Everyone fell backwards at what Rin did. "RIN DON'T DO THAT! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND OF WHORES HE'S BEEN WITH!" Sango roared at Rin. "Yeah! He could have Whore AIDS!" Rin screamed in terror "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO HAVE WHORE AIDS!" Kagome pointed to the parking lot as she yelled "S.K.R.K to the GIRL-BOBIL!" Sango, Kagome, Rin, and Kikyo then ran to a hot pink convertible and drove off to the hospital to get Rin a shot. Miroku sat at the table as he pulled out a cigerette and lighted it. "Man......this is going to be helll for me...." He then blew the smoke out and went back into the studio.
AN: ^^ I am the queen of oddness! Please read this fan fic and review please!
Miroku The Big Time Porno Producer!
A man with a short hair that was slicked back into a small ponytail walked into a studio. "Yo guys I'm here!" He said with a grin. "Yo Miroku! We've been waiting for you. We kind of have a problem...." A man with golden sunset eyes said as he rubbed a his head. Miroku sighed deeply as he took his dark shaded sunglasses off and set them on a table. "What is it Inuyasha? Did Sesshoumaru get a hard on infront of the girls again?" Inuyasha thought for a moment. "Ummm.....no but he almost did....but's something else."
Miroku leaned his back against the wall as he looked at Inuyasha. "So what is it then?" He asked as he tapped his foot inpationlly. "Well the four main characters says they don't know if they could go through with it...." Miroku clenched his fist and pounded his head against the wall. "Why god!? WHY!?" He sighed deeply again as he stopped. "Okay where are they?" Inuyasha pointed to the outside of the studio. Miroku grabbed his sunglasses and put them on and headed outside.
Miroku walked outside where he saw 4 luxious ladies sitting at around table. He straightened himself up a bit and popped 4 breath mints in his mouth and walked up to them. "Hello. I'm Mr.Kazana, the Producer of this porno." Miroku smiled trying to win them over. A girl with long hair and a short ponytail on the top of her head smiled back. "Hi! I'm Rin, but you can call me Rinny if you want!" Rin said with a cheerful voice. Miroku smiled as he looked over to a girl with a high ponytail. "Um....yeah. Hey....I'm Sango." The girl to her left that was chewing on a straw yawned lightly. "I'm Kagome..." The other girl sat there and looked the other way as if Miroku wasn't there.
Miroku coughed to get their attention. "Oh hi I'm Kikyo." He took his sunglasses off revealing his dark blue eyes. Sango stared at his eyes. *Whoa his eyes are so pretty.....yeah but he's still a slezzy person....* She then put her head on Kagome's shoulder. "So why do you come?" Miroku cleared out his voice. "Well.....Inuyasha has infromed me of you guys not wanting to do this." Kagome stood up and threw her ice cream sundea on him. "DAMN RIGHT!" Miroku looked up at Kagome and blinked. "HEY! I WASN'T FINISHED WITH THAT!" Rin cried out as she watched the ice cream slide down Miroku's face. Kikyo and Sango sat back and watched as they stiffled their laughs. Rin scooted closer to Miroku and then licked the right slide of his face. "Mmmmmmmmmm strawberry ice cream! Gotta love it!"
Everyone fell backwards at what Rin did. "RIN DON'T DO THAT! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND OF WHORES HE'S BEEN WITH!" Sango roared at Rin. "Yeah! He could have Whore AIDS!" Rin screamed in terror "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO HAVE WHORE AIDS!" Kagome pointed to the parking lot as she yelled "S.K.R.K to the GIRL-BOBIL!" Sango, Kagome, Rin, and Kikyo then ran to a hot pink convertible and drove off to the hospital to get Rin a shot. Miroku sat at the table as he pulled out a cigerette and lighted it. "Man......this is going to be helll for me...." He then blew the smoke out and went back into the studio.
AN: ^^ I am the queen of oddness! Please read this fan fic and review please!