InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Missy's book of one-shots ❯ Blush ( Chapter 1 )

Missy-bee's book of one-shots

Note: Some of these are from stories you already read but new any improved. I might add some newer ones after a while please enjoyed the revised one-shots from long ago. R&R. Thanks.

Blush: It's a girl thing

Before Shippo, Miroku, Sango, and Kirara it was just Inuyasha, his flea, Kagome, and her big yellow bag. Inuyasha had been grumpy all day and the search for jewel shards had came to an end since Kagome had grown sleepy. It took a few "sits" for her to get Inuyasha to settle down but he finally gave up as he sat angrily up on a tree. He watched her snug in her "stupid" sleeping bag.

"Stupid worthless girl. Always slowing me down," replied a grumpy Inuyasha.

"But she pulled out the Tessiaga and the toad demon? She helped you during both battles master Inuyasha so she's not all that bad," stated Myoga.

"Myoga shut up. You forget she the one who BROKE the jewel in the first place! It only right that she collects them all. But nooooo! (Imitating Kagome) Inuyasha I'm sleepy. Inuyasha I'm hungry. Inuyasha my feet hurt. Inuyasha my bike can't go though here can you help me? (Back to his normal voice) What am I her damn pet? I still think she a witch," Inuyasha snorted after a while.

Inuyasha kept complaining about how stupid Kagome was and how worthless she was. As Myoga just shook his head, Inuyasha didn't fool him, deep down his dog-eared lord like the girl.

[Twenty minutes later]

Kagome was still sleeping. Inuyasha was now hungry. He jumped down the tree. He clawed opened Kagome's backpack. Myoga, who was sleep on his head, was now playing the role of Jimmy Cricket.

"You can't go though a woman's stuff! She's going to kill you," Myoga squeaked

"Feh. She's ain't a woman she's a wench," Inuyasha snorted

"Lord Inuyasha show some respect! Oh, man she going to wake up! Master Inuyasha why are you doing this oh god," Myoga wailed.

"SHUT UP! I'm hungry I looking for that ramen stuff okay," Inuyasha said.

"It's your back not mines if she wakes up and find you doing this, Myoga said as he ran away.

"Feh, stupid flea. Hmm what's this thing," Inuyasha questioned.

Inuyasha picked it up as he dumped the rest of the bag out. It was yellow, soft and squishy. It was too big to be a tea bag. He sniffed it a few times but he didn't know what the hell it was. Something was written on it but he couldn't make it out. He sat and an examined it more. Till he found something else, that was pink. It was long and it was squishy too.

"All this junk and no food. God this girl is stupid. No, wonder she so skinny and weak. Myoga get over here," Inuyasha snarled.

The little flea hopped back over to Inuyasha. He knew he would get in serious trouble for this. He worried if he would even be able to see the next sunset. What if she really was a witch? This had to be bad for his health he just knew it. Inuyasha started putting the stuff back into the backpack in an un-orderly fashion and succeeded in breaking a few of Kagome's things. Except the two new items, he found in there. Myoga found himself getting into shimmering blue eye shadow and pink nail polish literally.

"Lord Inuyasha! Ack, I been tainting in pink ink," Myoga whined.

Inuyasha ignore him and laid the two new items down near him. Though it was amusing to him to see Myoga freaking out in pink and now seemed to be a blur of blue glitter in the darkness. Inuyasha shook his head as he stomach growled again. Luckily, Kagome was still sleeping. `She wouldn't wake up if a hundred demons started to have a battle. Man, she was worthless,' Inuyasha thought looking over his shoulder.

"Myoga stop clowning around read this for me.

"Read what," Myoga said hopping over getting blue glitter all over the place.

"This stuff I think could be more of that instantly foodstuff from her era," Myoga noted.

Inuyasha held it so Myoga could read it for him. It took a while since Inuyasha had it upside down at first.

"Well what now? What does it say," Inuyasha said growing more impatient.

"This one says Always with wings regular and this one says Tampax light tampon. That's all that's written on them," Myoga read back to the hanyou.

"So can we eat it or what? I'm hungry damn it," Inuyasha growled.

"Well this one says wings. Maybe it's an instant bird of some kind. I don't know about the tampon one. I wouldn't it eat," Myoga explained to the best of his knowledge.

"Well only one way to find out," Inuyasha declared.

Inuyasha carefully torn open the little tab off the yellow item in his hands. It unfold into a white cloth like material. Inuyasha and Myoga stare at it for a little bit.

"So how is a bird? It said wings. So, where the wings," Inuyasha asked.

"Maybe you have to boil some water," Myoga observed.

Inuyasha pick it back up and bend it a few time and sniff it a few times. Oh he got it he hadn't opened it all the way. He torn away all the warping and the wings unfolded. Now the thing was starting to stick to his claws.

I still don't know what the hell this think it. I don't think I can eat it. It's too sticky anyway. I don't like sticky things. Besides, it doesn't look like a bird to me and bird aren't sticky like this even when freshly killed. It doesn't smell like no chicken or a turkey anyway.

"I think it's dead Lord Inuyasha it was wrapped up. Try the tampon thing master Inuyasha. Maybe they go together," Myoga said.

So Inuyasha torn opened the tampon. It was even weirder than wing thingy. He held in with one claw hand as he sniff it. Nah no way could it be any type of food. Was it that make-up crap Kagome sometimes wore?

"I don't think you can eat this either. I don't like the tail thing hanging out anyway," Inuyasha said sniffing it again.

"Maybe you should pull the tail out Lord Inuyasha," Myoga said.

And that's what he did. Out popped out two other things. Another white stick and what looked like a white tadpole. (He pulled it out backwards)

"What the hell? Tadpoles aren't white. Are they," Inuyasha stated in confusion.

"Maybe in Kagome's era they are," Myoga said in awe.

Inuyasha ponder it for a while and finally just shrugged it off. Why was it so hard? Tadpoles were usually soft and gooey. Was it magic? Now he was convinced Kagome had to be a witch. She kept white funny looking tadpoles called tampons in weird white sticks and weird sticky cloth like things with wings that couldn't fly and wasn't any kind of bird. Well it could be a bug of some kind now that he found the tampon thingy.

"Well I don't eat baby frogs. So, whatever I'm going to sleep," Inuyasha said.

"What about the wings and tampon things? You have to hide them somewhere," Myoga said with caution.

"Yeah, I know that! I already know where to put them. Come on," Inuyasha.

Myoga jumped on Inuyasha's shoulder. Inuyasha leap up with the different little items in hands and ran with his abnormal speed. He kept this up till he came near a lake. He floated down gracefully near it.

"See I figured it out. Since this is some kind of tadpole thing. This must be its lily pad," said Inuyasha.

"So true! That's just what I was thinking you see," Myoga said in agreement.

"Myoga, if I was an ass-kissing servant I would kidnap Jaken from my asshole of a brother," Inuyasha grunted.

"I don't think that fair at all. I don't talk nearly as much as that…" Myoga started.

"Just shut up," Inuyasha said.

Inuyasha sat the sticky pad down and placed the little whit tadpole on it. He had already tossed the wrappers away. They watch as the pad and the little tadpole floated away from them. Inuyasha showed no signs if he cared or not.

`Now you can be free. That witch can't cause anymore harm towards you anymore. Poor little guy be free,' Inuyasha thought then turning around towards camp.

"Come on Myoga I'm tired," Inuyasha said with yawn.

So Inuyasha ran back to camp, hopped back up in the tree he had been in, and went to sleep.

[Next morning]

"INUYASHA! I can't believe you sometimes! Why did you go through my backpack!! Look you ripped it too! I can't even close it! You broke my mirror and pencil boxes! INUYASHA, are you listening to me!? Look at what you did there's nail polish all over my manga comics! You ruined my eye shadow too! Don't you even care," Kagome asked.

"Feh. It was all junk anyway. No, I don't care," Inuyasha said with snort.

"SIT BOY," screamed to the top of her lungs.

[Crashing and yelling he was still in the tree]

"Wench! What the hell? I told you it was just junk," Inuyasha said after the subduing spell wore off.

"You just don't get it do you? You ruin my all my stuff and for what," Kagome said as she started to cry.

"Stop that! Myoga did it too! I was hungry! Okay gez. All that crap in there and no food," Inuyasha explained.

"YOU SUCH A BRAT," Kagome wailed out loud.

"I told you! I told you! Now look you made Lady Kagome cry," Myoga scolded.

"It was worthless junk," Inuyasha said for the fifth time with his ears flat against his head.

"That's it I'm going home," Kagome yelled as she began to gather her things.

"You can't go home wench we have jewel shard to find," Inuyasha said grabbing the bike.

"It always about the jewel shards isn't it," Kagome said pushing him away.

"You're the one who broke it! (Not letting go of the bike)

"I don't care anymore you jerk! I'm going home," Kagome yelled at the clueless hanyou.

"Over my dead body wench," Inuyasha said.

"SIT BOY," yelled the raved haired girl.

[Crash]

As Inuyasha kissed the dirt, Kagome rolled her bike across his back. Myoga could have sworn he heard some bones break that time. He still was covered in pink nail polish and blue shimmering eye shadow. Inuyasha had been laughing at him all morning till Kagome woke. Myoga was instantly step on by Kagome and sprayed with more of that bug poison stuff. As Inuyasha was sat all the way off his tree and had made a ten-foot crater into the ground. Myoga had told him never to go into a woman's things but not about a woman's scorn. A few more seconds Inuyasha awkwardly got up, crack his back, let out a string of curses, and took off after Kagome who had gotten quite far now.

[Near that lake Inuyasha was at]

Kagome: Inuyasha leave me alone!

"Wench I said you not going home and stop crying your giving me a headache," Inuyasha said and mumbles, `and severe back pain.'

"Don't make me say it again. Let go of my bike before you break it too," Kagome said.

"Hey it was an accident okay," Inuyasha said not wanting to lose another argument.

"I'm still going home! And there's nothing you can do to stop me this time. And don't even try that boulder stuff either. You know what happen last time. I am going home Inuyasha you hear me," Kagome said with narrowed eyes.

"We'll see about that wench," Inuyasha said with an idea in his head

Inuyasha lunged at her before she could say the "s" word and the tumble into the near by lake. Kagome stuff was now all over the place. Kagome started beating on him as best she could. She was now covered in mud, grass, and other things to say the least she was mad at the child-like hanyou. He school uniform would never be the same again.

"I really should drown you! I see why…." Kagome started to say but stopped.

She wanted to say, "I see why Sesshomaru hates you and wants to kill you" but that might be a little too cruel. As she wrung out her skirt and shirt no thanks to him, up in the tree. She stared at him wishing that looks could kill as she mentally shot another millions daggers at his head.

"Feh, still not cool off yet," Inuyasha said with a smirk. `Feh who said brute strength can't always prevail,' he thought.

You think this is funny well, sit boy," Kagome said still fluming.

[Crashing and yelling from Inuyasha]

"Inuyasha you make me sick," Kagome yelled at him while picking up her stuff once again.

"You witch! What the hell was that for," Inuyasha growled into the ground then mumbles something about begin a crooked old man.

"Ummm Inuyasha, how much stuff did you take out of my backpack," Kagome said in a small voice.

"How am I supposed to know? Feh bunch junk to me still," Inuyasha said as he cracked his nearly broken back.

Kagome finally looked at him and it took all her strength not to gag. He had her more personal stuff stuck to his pants and another in his hair. She looked at him completely mortified.

"What? Why are you looking at me like that for? Hey, I'm not letting you touch my ears," Inuyasha said crossing his arms.

" You're a mess," Kagome said with wide eyes.

"Well that's what happen when some wench keep plunging you into the dirt," Inuyasha said in sarcasm.

"You have got to clean up before someone see you," Kagome said now worry.

"I'm not taking a bath," Inuyasha snorted.

"Will you look at your pants," Kagome said in rush.

"Oh the sticky lily pad I found in your bag," Inuyasha said.

Kagome turned bright red. If he really knew what it was she would drop dead on the spot. She sighed. She took the other item out his hair and let it drop on the ground. Inuyasha wonder why she looked the way she did. It was a while before either of them spoke.

"Inuyasha why did you take this stuff out of my backpack," Kagome said dryly trying not to be embarrass about it sense it seem the hanyou didn't know what the items were.

"I thought it was some more of that instant stuff. Mind telling me what it is? Cause I still think it a weird looking tadpole and a lily pad. (Mumbles "and you wonder why I think you're a witch") Though the tadpole looks like one of us squished it," Inuyasha said with a shrug.

"Well it's not a lily pad or a tadpole. Tadpoles aren't white you know," Kagome said in a superior tone.

"Then what is it," Inuyasha said full of curiosity now.

"Didn't any one teach you don't to go into a woman's things," Kagome snapped now getting too uncomfortable about the whole situation.

"I told you I was hungry! And anyway, you're not a woman you're a wench," Inuyasha snapped in the same tone.

"That does it! SIT BOY," Kagome said.

[Crash]

Finally, Myoga caught up with them. He knew by the way that Inuyasha was laying in the ground and Kagome kicking him. That nothing had change in the past half hour. The spell wore off as Kagome backed away and said it again. As Myoga heard:

Going

Through

My

(Kick)

OW!

Stuff

Like

It

(Kick)

UGH!

Doesn't

Matter

Never

Go

(Kick)

(Whimpering)

Through

My

Stuff

(Very hard kick)

(A few bones are broken for sure)

STOP IT!

Ever

(Kick)

KAGOME!

Again!

(Another hard kick)

MY RIBS!

(WHIMPERS)

[Five minutes later, fifth teen sits and a very sore rib cage and back]

Inuyasha stood up against the god-tree waiting for Kagome to come back from her era. Not like, he could do anything anymore. His back and chest were both out of commission now. It hurt him to scream, growl, yell, walk or anything else. He was using the Tessiaga like a walking stick now. Myoga kept very far away from the cross hanyou. Inuyasha kept himself entertain with thoughts of strangling Kagome in her sleep. The crap he put up with for the jewel shards. Kikyo wasn't nearly as….

[Back at Kagome time]

She had sewn her backpack and reorganize all her stuff. Some of the stuff she just had to throw away. She washed and dried her school uniform the best of her ability. No, she would have to get another one maybe three if this kept up. She got some more "lily pads" and "tadpoles" and hid them different pockets.

`I was hungry he said! That dog erred creepy. How dare he! All he ever think about is food and jewel shards! And he didn't even say sorry! I'm glad he so sore! I'm glad he can't walk straight! I'm glad I made his ribs sore! Let him try to escape in the trees now,' Kagome thought.

She wasn't in a rush to go back either. Let him come get her. Kagome laid on her bed face down and went to sleep. As she dreamt of ways to cause more pain and suffering towards him.

[Four days later feudal Japan]

Inuyasha was pissed. Very pissed. Actually, words couldn't describe what he was feeling now. He could kill the stupid wench. His back and ribs were healed thanks to Kaede herbs and his demonic blood. Though he gave no thanks, just a promise that he wouldn't kill her for laughing at him when he first arrived at her hut. Kagome had been gone for four whole days now! Inuyasha fled Kaede village towards the well. Much to Myoga and Kaede disgust they didn't no who to feel sorry for Inuyasha or Kagome.

[At the well]

"I'm coming you stupid wench," Inuyasha said in deep tone as he jumped down the well.

[Modern Japan, Kagome's era]

Kagome had just got out of school. She was once again an every day modern schoolgirl! No, she hadn't forgot about Inuyasha but like she said let him come get her. Then our all time lovable character appeared when she was about to cross the street.

"Hi Kagome," said Hojo

"(Cringing) Um hey Hojo," said Kagome and now walking faster

"I see you only missed one day of school. Do you think you and I can go to the movies tomorrow," Hojo asked politely as always.

"I don't know Hojo. I have to study and make-up tests. Said Kagome. `and a hanyou to baby sit but I don't want to freak you out.'

"I could help you if you like," Hojo suggested

"That's alright. Maybe some other time, `like when some immature hanyou isn't getting on my nerves,' Kay Hojo' Kagome said with a quick bow.

"Okay see ya later Kagome," Hojo said with wave.

"Bye Hojo," Kagome said waving back.

Kagome rushed home and took a shower. Unaware that she was being watched from tree to tree by a half demon named Inuyasha. He had been waiting all day. Kagome finally went into her room. Inuyasha lunged into the tree near her window waiting for his chance.

(A/N: Poor Kagome one stalker a nerdy guy name Hojo and the other is a dirty Hanyou named Inuyasha. oh well whatcha gonna do?)

Kagome turned on her CD player and laid down. Inuyasha watched with stone cold eyes. Kagome started to feel uneasy. Somehow, in the pit of her stomach she knew she was being watched. She shook it off and went to sleep. Inuyasha growled and climbed into her window.

[An hour later]

Kagome woke up and her heart almost flew out her nose. An angry Inuyasha was glaring at her perched on top of her desk. They stared at each other for some time. Kagome was trying to keep her heart from coming out of her chest.

Inuyasha was still trying to stop his demon blood from taking over and killing one helpless Kagome. He was at first going to just gag her mouth shut, pick her up, sling her over his shoulders, and jumped down the well. Yet, somehow he voted that out. The result in that would have left him crippled for sure.

[Five minutes later]

"What are you doing here," Kagome asked still in shock.

"To drag you back though the well. Though it looks like you having a good time here aren't you Kagome," Inuyasha said in narrowed eyes.

"Yes I am," Kagome said with her hands cross.

"Well the fun over! You coming back with me to help collect the shard of a jewel that you broke," Inuyasha said grabbing her by the arm.

"Inuyasha. I'm coming back when I feel like it," Kagome declared.

"You're coming back now! Feh, making me wait four freaking days," Inuyasha growled.

"Ow! Let go of my arms! I have to get my backpack and other stuff," Kagome said.

"Oh no! Not the backpack. That's what cause all this mess in the first place," Inuyasha yelled.

"YOU'RE THE ONE THAT DID! I BET MYOGA IS STILL PINK AND BLUE! YOU NEVER EVEN SAID SORRY! YOU BIG, STUPID, HALF DOG DEMON, HALF JERK FACE, LOSER!!!! I HATE YOU," Kagome said with a nearly blue face.

"LISTEN WENCH YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BRINGS ALL THAT STUPID JUNK AND NO MYOGA ISN'T PINK AND BLUE ANYMORE THE HAG [KAEDE] TOOK IT OFF HIM. AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHAT THOSE THINGS WERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. FEH, IT JUST A BIG STUPID BACKPACK! YOU STUPID, WORTHLESS WITCH," Inuyasha said losing all his patience.

"STOP CALLING ME NAMES," Kagome wailed.

"STOP CRYING!!!!!!!! AHHHHH! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP," Inuyasha said flatting his ear with his hands.

"HEY! WHY DON'T YOU BOTH SHUT UP!!! WE ALL HOME NOW AND GRANDPA IS TRYING TO REST AND I'M TRYING TO STUDY SO I DON'T END UP LIKE YOU, KAGOME! BESIDES MOM'S TRYING TO COOK! Gez," Souta whine from the door and then slammed it.

This left the two quiet for a large amount of time. Kagome was steaming she now had two brats. Why? WHY? WHY! Couldn't she have a normal life? Souta was easy enough to deal with but this dog-demon guy was! Even if he was kind of cute he still was a complete pain in the (fill in the blank). She shook in anger as Inuyasha just sat on the window slid with cold eyes fixed on her.

"Would you please stop staring at me," Kagome said.

"Then let's go. Do what ever you got to do. I'll give you five minutes and only five. I'll be waiting. If you not by the well in five minutes I will make you life a living hell. I promise you that wench," Inuyasha said then jumped out of the window.

"Stupid dog. I knew I should have sat him a good twenty more times. Oh, I will come back but you won't be coming back in one piece," Kagome said in a huff.

[Five minutes and at the Well]

"I thought I told you about that backpack," Inuyasha said with narrow.

"Look Inuyasha. [Holding up some chips] I got a lot of food just for you. Now shut up and don't ever go in my stuff again," Kagome spat.

"Feh," was all the hanyou said.

[Feudal Japan]

"Here's your stupid Bike come on," Inuyasha said.

"Fine," Kagome said.

[Twenty minutes later. At Kaede hut]

"You happy Inuyasha," Kagome said after watching Inuyasha eat five cups of ramen.

" Feh. I guess. Lets go," Inuyasha said.

"I see you fixed your backpack Lady Kagome. I'll make sure that next time Lord Inuyasha keep his claws to himself…. ouch," Myoga was starting to say before Inuyasha threw an empty cup at him.

"Stop begin mean. Let's go already," Kagome scolded.

"Feh. Bye ya old HAG," Inuyasha snorted to Kaede.

"Must ye talk in such a matter Inuyasha," Kaede relied dryly.

"I said bye," Inuyasha relied in rudely.

"SIT BOY! (Sigh) Bye Kaede. (Stepping on Inuyasha back to get to Kaede) He just won't ever learn how to treat a lady. After all, he's a dog," Kagome said with a bow.

"Aye. That he is. Good-bye dear child," Kaede

"Come alone boy," Kagome said cockily.

"Why you," Inuyasha.

"I wouldn't say anything if I were you," Kagome warned.

[Ten minutes]

"So are you going to ever tell me what those things were," Inuyasha asked.

"Look it stuff for girls my age. Like make-up okay. Drop it already," Kagome said.

"Feh, stupid wench. It was just a question," Kagome said.

"That's it," Inuyasha.

[Twenty-one sits later.]

"Now repeat what I just said or do you want to go another six feet in the ground? I don't think your spine and ribs will enjoy it but what do you think," Kagome said.

"I'm sorry for going into your bag. I'll never do it again. Cuz it isn't right to go into woman things. Forgive me Lady Kagome," Inuyasha said.

"(Rubbing the top of his head like a dog) Good boy! `Hey you can't hear it from him naturally "sit" it out of him," Kagome said.

[Inuyasha climbs out his hole and what one might call walking again]

One day, I'm going to kill that witch' All this over some girl things,' Inuyasha thought

"Gez. Sometimes I wish she had left me on the damn tree," Inuyasha said.

"I told you never to go into a woman's thing," Myoga said.

"Shut up. Stupid yellow bag, stupid tadpoles, and stupid lily pads. I thought it was food," Inuyasha whined.

"You think everything is food," Myoga said.

[Squish]

"Stupid flea," Inuyasha mumbled.

"I'm hungry. Let's take a break," Kagome said cheerily.

"No," Inuyasha yelled.

"Inuyasha. Shut up and eat," Kagome said and threw some chips at him.

"I didn't say anything," Inuyasha said.

"Ah, Master Inuyasha you know what they say. Can live with them," Myoga said.

"Can't live without them," Inuyasha said.

[The END]