InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ My Dull Life ❯ Introduction ( Chapter 1 )

A/n: Another fic! Oh no!! This chapter is in all of Inuyasha's POV.

 

DISCLAIMER: I, petpeeves123, Do not own Inuyasha and solemnly swear that I wished I did. Like everyone else who writes Inuyasha fanfictions.

 

A few words: `The world is what you make it.' (I sound like an idiot!)

 

Sorry if I sound so mad. I'm painting my room. In doing so I can't sleep in my own comfortable bed. So I have to sleep in my mother's diagonally challenged bed.

 

Chapter 1: Introduction

 

Hello, I guess you want to take a look into my dull life. First off my name is Inuyasha and I'm 16 years old. I live with my mother. You being an outsider may think my appearance is strange or everything about me is messed up. In truth everyone in the fucked up world of mine is messed up. Before I start on the people around me I will tell you about myself.

 

I have long white colored hair and no I didn't die my hair. I was born that way. My eyes just like my brother's are an amber or some would say a gold colored. I have two stupid dog-ears on top of my head. GRRR. Man everyone when they see me has to rub or pull my ears and damn dose it hurt. When they are touching my ears or whatever I let off some sort of soft growl that they often mistake for a purr. I'm not a stupid cat, people! Seesh! They should just leave me alone.

 

Now my older and bigger brother, Sesshomaru, has the same eyes and hair color as I do (not to mention the length, but only his is longer). His ears though are more elf like. Just like our prestigious father. Lucky bastard. He suffers from a superiority complex. He thinks he's so damn better then everyone else. I swear he has something up his ass. At first glance you would think he was a woman with all that make up he wears. I see him more often than our father. He says all these things about him. Praising him saying like I need to respect him. Damn! Like hell I will! I don't even know the bastard. He pays my mother child support. I've only seen him a few times.

 

Sesshomaru goes to college. The ass skips school just to see me or fight me at my high school. He always has a huge boa around his shoulder (which by the way he calls his tail).

 

How in the hell dose he keep his facial expression the same all of the time? I mean nothing gets to him. Whenever I challenge him to a staring contest he always wins. His face doesn't even move. I guess he's afraid of getting premature wrinkles.

 

Sesshomaru has a stupid little midget of a man following him everywhere calling him, “Lord Sesshomaru!” His name would be Jaken. He is so fucking annoying. The stupid idiot carries around a staff that's even taller then he is. The little freak painted himself green when my dear brother said he looked good in green. Idiot didn't even think that Sesshomaru was talking about his clothes after he had fallen into a pile of horse shit.

 

I should briefly tell about my parents, huh? Well my father can't really say much about him other than he is a bastard. My mother on the other hand is always crying over something that dad had done to her or if I get a small bruise or cut. I don't want to cut her down after all she's been there for me as long as I could remember. Not mention my whole freakin' life. I don't blame her though for crying all the time. She says she almost lost me a few times when I was little and can't help, but worry about me. After all I'm her precious baby. I feel sorry for her. She lived a really hard life before I was born. When she was my age her parents beat her so much that she had run away from home to escape them and then she ran strait into my bastard of a father's arms.

 

My friends at school have their problems and disorders like the rest of this whole fuckin' city. First I'll mention that some how or other I attract people who aren't normal. Then again describe normal.

 

I'll describe my friend Miroku first. He is seventeen years old. He also dresses up in a monk's attire and proclaims a vow of chastity. That is before a pretty girl walks by and then it's somewhere along the lines of “Will you bear my child?” or “Will you sleep with me?” It's funny as hells though seeing him get smacked around and saying, “It was worth the pain.” What's even funnier is that he thinks Naraku cursed his whole family. Jeez! The moron doesn't even realize that his so-called wind tunnel is only a tattoo. Naraku as a prank got Miroku drunk and made him get the tattoo. When he was sober again he started to panic when he saw the black whole in his hand. Naraku tricked him to believing it was a curse passed down from his deceased grandfather and he could suck anything up into the void.

 

He doesn't even realize I went along with the prank. When someone comes to threaten him he doesn't even notice that I was the one who scared the punks off and not his threat of being sucked into his tattooed right hand.

 

Ah! Sango the beautiful girl who loves boomerangs a little too much. She especially loves to throw them at her secret crush Miroku when he's flirting with other girls. Being seventeen the only boy she is interested is that of Miroku. She also believes that Naraku possessed her little brother, Kohaku. When in reality he joined Naraku's gang of his own free will. She also believes that anyone with hair color other than brown or black is a demon and must be killed with her evil boomerangs of doom. Muh ha ha! I got hit with them a few times . . .

 

She has a cat named Kilala. She too has a deformity. She was born with two tails and red eyes. Sango believes that the cat can transform into a big saber tooth cat that can fly. Although no one has seen this happen nor has she seen it happen, but she still believes. She's imagining things.

 

Kikyo, is the girl who swears that I'm her lover. Just like her younger sister Kagome, she works at a shrine as a priestess. Long black hair with cold brown eyes. Her hair and skin well everything about her is so perfectly unreal that she is often called a walking clay pot. Naraku has a huge crush on her. He says that he's in love with her and no one can have her but him. Loser. He can't find a girl to like him so he trys to force girls to like him. She is seventeen years old. Kikyo in a way is just like my brother. They both are afraid to show emotion. So they wear a mask all of the time and they both think they are better than everyone else is. They'd be perfect for each other. It's weird how she keeps calling her sister her reincarnation.

 

Now Kagome is an overly sweet girl when she's not angry. When she is angry run for cover. Kagome is almost the exact copy of Kikyo. Shit! They even dress the alike for crying out loud! Her hair is shorter than Kikyo's and her eyes are big and have a soft feel to them. She is fifteen a year younger than me. Kagome thinks I'm her boyfriend. Shoot! We both argue and fight like an old married couple. She gets so damn jealous when Kikyo is around and most of all she's far too emotional for my tastes. Damn, she is hot when she wears that short green skirt.

 

Now that damn Koga. He is eighteen. The stupid idiot also has a gang. He says that they are wolf demons. What really grossed me out though was the fact that he made every single one of them in his gang wear fur skirts! Even the guys for crying out loud. He thinks that Kagome is his wife every time he decides to roll around. We fight all of the time over that little girl, Kagome, that by the way I don't like. His ugly eyes are like a sapphire blue. He unfortunately has a tail on his ass (which by the way I want to chop off).

 

Our infamous villain of the whole entire school is Naraku. He has tried to ruin everyone's lives at one point or another. He has long wavy black hair and the freak wears eye shadow. What is it with the guys at this school? Are they all freakin' gay?

 

Shit! I can't forget the annoying little neighbor kid, Shippo. Well he was born with a tail and he is extremely short for his age. His legs are deformed as hell. He always wants me to play with him. He like all the rest has a complex. He thinks his parents are dead because their bosses Hiten and Manten keep his parents away a lot. Once they had sent him to therapy when he believed that his parents were ghosts risen from the dead. I laughed so hard and. . .

 

Myoga! My ever faithful retainer! He is supposed to mentor me, but well you see when his bill collectors or anyone else that was not a woman shows up asking for him he hides/runs away. That stupid little . . . He left me to talk to them all by myself. One day I will get my revenge you stupid little blood sucker!

 

Well that is some of the weird people here. Now if my mother or Kagome were to hear me cussing like I did just now I would be a goner. Now I need to get some sleep so don't let the door hit you on the way out and I'll see you in the morning.

 

 

 

 

A/n: Please review if you want more!