InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ My Psychopathic Dreams ❯ Dream One- Yume Ichi ( Chapter 1 )

My Psychopathic Dreams

Akimori Nishihana

(Autumn Forest/ West Flower)

 

We all have those days with weird dreams, right? The dreams in here are from what I am dreaming about. This is very weird and psycho and has things like burnt potato chips, giant pokey sticks and man-eating ramen. If those things will make you wanna puke, vomit or bonk me on the head with a heavy inanimate object, please leave immediately. This story if for people brave enough to be random in public. I am a Dragon lover and a Dog lover. I have pointy nails that hurt if I scratch you with them. I am Psychic (I'm a Seer) And Telepathic (Reads minds- Like Goshinki, just not ugly! ^^). This story takes place when I am the beautiful age of 15. Kanaye is 12 and Shima is 18.

 

Disclaimer: I am not rich or famous. Does that answer your question?

 

Yume Ichi:

 

I was walking in my house when my brothers come over to my house and visit. Its my

B-Day. I have my big green backpack with me full of clothes and stuff, cuz I'm gonna go to there house later.

Me: Lets play hide n' seek!

Kanaye and Shima: Ok!

Me: 123 NOT IT!

Shima: NOT IT!

Me: HA! Kanaye, You have to count!

Kanaye: *Puppydog eyes* I do?

Me: *Smacks him upside head* Yup!

Kanaye: *pouts* I always get stuck doing this stuff.

Kanaye pouts and Me and Shima go hide. We are having a serious hiding spot problem…

Shima: Where to hide!?

Me: That shed over there!

We hide

Kanaye: I heard something in that shack

He walks in

Shima: Boo!

Kanaye: Ahhh!!!!

Me and Shima: *ROFL*

Kanaye: Yeah, yeah! Very funny! Hey that mirror is glowing!

We turn and see a mirror that is glowing. I poke it and its warm on the other side.

Me: Lets go inside!

We go through the mirror and find ourselves in a forest.

Me: Time to find out where we are!

We explore for a little while and we reach a big clearing. Some people are having lunch. A girl with a tiny skirt, a woman with a huge boomerang (Hirikotsu!), a guy with a staff, a guy with dog ears, a kid with a poofy tail, and a cute kitty (Nekomatas rule!)

Me: Hello!

Girl-With-Tiny-Skirt: Hello! Hey- you don't look like you are from here!

Shima: Were not!

Kanaye: Were from the future!

Guy-With-Dog-Ears: Who the heck are you?

Me: My name is Akimori. This is Shima and Kanaye! Call us Aki, Shi and Kana!

Guy-With-Staff: Miss Akimori, Will you do me the honor of bearing my child.

Kanaye: Not as long as I'm living!

Shima: I don't know he's kinda cool…

Me: I'm sorry. I'm not allowed to know that boys exist for another year.

Girl-With Boomerang: *Hits guy on head* Sorry, Miroku is a bit of a letch. Shippo! Kirara! Can you help me out here?

I look away and see some guy with a fluffy thing on his shoulders coming into the clearing.

Me: Thinking: Wow he's hot!

Guy-With-Fluffy-Thing: InuYasha…

Guy-With-Dog-Ears/A.K.A. InuYasha: Sesshomaru! Kagome, get back!

Me: Sesshoma-what now?

Girl-With-Tiny-Skirt/A.K.A. Kagome: Sesshomaru! InuYashas half-brother!

Kanaye: Hey! You! Yeah, you! Sessho-Whateva! Whats the fluffy thing.

Guy-With-Fluffy-Thing/A.K.A. Sesshomaru: The end of your life. *Looks at Me* Who's she?

Me: My name is Akimori.

Sesshomaru: You're hot.

Me: ?! I am?!

Kanaye: *Jumps in front of me* Keep away from my sister. Boys don't exist in her Psycho world for another year!

I push Kanaye aside and walk up to Sesshomaru.

Me: *Alphonse Elric happy face w/ tears* Thank you so much! I never thought I'd meet someone so sweet!

Shima: So Miroku what your saying is, to get a free room in any house all I have to say is :I detect an ominous black cloud above your home?

Miroku: Yup! ^o^

Shima: And all I have to do to get a girl to like me is say: Miss, will you do me the honor of bearing my child?

Miroku: Yup! ^O^

Shima: *Walks up to Sango* Miss Sango, will you bear my child?

Sango: WHAT!? *Smacks him hard upside the head* NO!

Shima: Ow! Miroku! I thought you said it would work!

Miroku: It will only work on the right girls. Also, don't touch Sango. She's mine.

InuYasha and Kagome: Whats going on here?!

Then a cute little girl and a toad thingy run into the clearance.

Cute-Little-Girl and Toad-Thingy: Lord Sesshomaru!

Me: Lord Sesshomaru?

Sesshomaru: Rin, Jaken, What is it?

Cute-Little-Girl/A.K.A Rin: Master Jaken said you didn't love me!

Me: Aww, that's so sad! Jaken come here.

Toad-Thingy/ A.K.A. Jaken: Why should I?!

I jump on Jakens head

Me: That's why!

Kanaye: Keep away from my sister! * Tries and fails to move Sesshomaru*

Me: Hey Kanaye. I don't think he's moving.

I look down and see that Kanaye is only up to Sesshomarus obi (Me and Shima are up to his armor) Then I look at the swords in Sesshomarus obi.

Me: OOOOH Pretty swords!

I pull a random sword out of his obi.

Me: What's this one called

Sesshomaru: Tenseiga. It heals people.

InuYasha: Ha! I got the better sword! *Pulls out Tetsusiga*

Me: Wow. What's this one called? *I pick it up*

Sesshomaru: Tokijin. I can't believe you picked that up without becoming possessed.

InuYasha: I still got the better sword!

Me: Well, I think the little swords are better!

I look down and see that I'm still standing on Jaken.

Me: I wanna take a bath!

Kagome: Good idea!

Sango: Yeah!

Miroku: Lets go!

All but the lecher: Not you, Pervert!

Miroku: *Anime streaming tears* No fair!

I still have my backpack so we go and take a bath and bring Rin and Shippo along. We hear yelling and some boinks. When we finish taking our baths, we find an extremely angry Kanaye sitting by a knocked out Shima, InuYasha, Miroku and Sesshomaru.

Sango: I expected your brother and Miroku, but not InuYasha and Sesshomaru…

Me: Yea… *Read Sesshomarus mind* Hey! That's not funny! That's plain weird! I'm not even allowed to know guys exist!

Kagome: What is it Akimori?

Me: Sesshomaru is thinking about making out with me!

Rin: Wow! Lord Sesshomaru must have gone crazy!

Kanaye: Stupid pervs! I'll teach `em not to mess with me!

Sango: I sense a demon!

Me: *Sniff Sniff* Wolf

Kagome: How can you tell?

Me: I have a good sense of smell and hearing. Now that I think about it…

I walk over to Sesshomaru and tug his ears. His eyes snap open, confused.

Me: Ya know what? *Tug^^Tug* Your ears are cool! *Tug^^Tug^^Tug*

Sesshomaru: Um…Thanks.

I go and tug InuYashas ears

Me: I don't like your ears as much as Sesshomarus *Tug*

A guy in a miniskirt comes.

Guy-In-Miniskirt: Hello Kagome! I hope you've fared well with mutt-face over there. Who's your new friend?

Kagome: Koga this is Akimori. Akimori this is Koga.

Me: Dude! Put some clothes on!

Guy-In-Miniskirt/ A.K.A. Koga: I do have clothes on!

Me: You're half naked!

Koga: Am not!

Me: Are to!

Koga: Am not!

Me: Are to!

Kanaye: SHUT UP!

All: *Look at Kanaye*

Kanaye: If you don't be quiet I'll kill you all!

All: Thinking: Sure you will…

Kanaye: All I wanna do is get back on freakin' World of Warcraft

Me: *Reaches in backpack and pulls out laptop* Knock yourself out.

Kanaye: W00.T!!! *Gets on World of Warcraft*

Me: I'm gonna go home.

Sesshomaru: What! So soon?!

Me: To get some stuff. Your welcome to come if you like.

Shima: And I'll come too. Ya know just incase. Can't trust him. *Points at Sesshomaru*

Me: Whateva! See you all later!

The three of us walk to the mirror and go through.

Me: Wow! Its time for school!

Shima: We should have brought Kanaye to suffer with us!

Me: But we have Sesshomaru! That's even better!

Shima: Good point! Lets go to school!

 

Yes Shima is 18 and I'm 15! We are both in high school! Don't ask ok! We HAVE to go to school together. Why, I don't know. My dreams says that its mandatory. R/R ^^ JA NE!!!

 

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