InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Mystery Inuyasha Fanfic 3000 ❯ 'bad puppy' by tkisrdrs_54 ( Chapter 2 )

Mystery Inuyasha Fanfic 3000

Disclaimer: I don't own the Inu-tachi. I do not own any of the stories I'm MST3King. If the authors want me to take this down, I will.

In the way, way far distant past,

Not far from a magic well,

Was a guy by the name of Fluffy,

He was evil, you could tell.

He nabbed his brother, a half-youkai,

An average hero he didn't like.

His experiment needed a good test case,

So he bonked him on the noggin and he locked him away.

Inuyasha: Get! Me! Out!

Sesshomaru: I'll send him awful fanfic

The worst that I can find.

He'll have to sit and watch them all,

I'll monitor his mind.

Now keep in mind Yash can't control when the fanfic begins or ends.

He'll try to keep his sanity with the help of his crazy friends.

Inu-tachi roll call!

Miroku: Booty-licious!

Sango: Boomerang.

Kagome: Good-bye passing grade…

Shippo: I'm bored!

If you're wondering how they eat and breathe and other science facts,

Tell yourself it's just a fic, I really should relax,

For Mystery Inuyasha Fanfic 3000!

(The cave complex. The Inu-tachi minus Shippo are in the kitchen eating day-old pizza.)

Kagome: As if the fanfic wasn't enough, there's nothing to eat but old food. Now I'll really have nightmares.

Inuyasha: I still can't believe there's no Ramen!

(Shippo enters.)

Shippo: It was sex wasn't it?

(The rest of the Inu-tachi blinks. Sango, who had been drinking the expired milk, does a spit take.)

Sango: What did you say?

Shippo: The fanfic. It was about sex, wasn't it? That's why you didn't want me to watch.

Kagome: Since when do you know about sex?

Shippo: Do I look like I'm stupid?

Inuyasha: Do you really need us to answer that question?

Shippo: Excuse me?

Miroku: Well it did take you a day to figure it out, despite several indirect and a few direct references.

(Before the argument can continue, Fluffy's viewscreen lowers.)

Sesshomaru: Why in all the hells do you refuse to call me Sesshomaru! I, Sesshomaru, will not tolerate being called Fluffy one more time!

(Glass shatters.)

Inuyasha: And you, Sesshomaru, just broke the fourth wall.

Sesshomaru: D'oh!

Kagome: D'oh: Interjection; an expression of frustration and/or anger coined by Homer J. Simpson.

Everyone else: What?

Kagome: I've spent my free time memorizing the dictionary. It helps me keep my mind off the fanfic.

Sesshomaru: I'm going to have to confiscate that. By the way, you've got another fanfic. This one is called `bad puppy' by one tkisrdrs_554.

(The alarm blares. Inuyasha sighs.)

Inuyasha: Do I really have to say it?

Sesshomaru: Yup.

Inuyasha: (Dejectedly.) We have fanfic sign.

(They enter the theater, and the show begins.)

Kisda- hi well let me see what is there to say umm… I don't own Inuyasha and this is my first lemon so please don't kill me just yet

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Inuyasha: Sorry. Zinging you is the only way we can maintain some semblance of sanity.

Kagome: Besides, anyone who writes lemons deserves to die.

Sango: Squigzilla II-Squigzilla Strikes Back!

Inuyasha sat in his tree watching as the others slept. Every night the hanyou would wait for Kagome to get up thinking no one was awake and fallow her but lately she hasn't been leavening the area.

Miroku: No commas!

Kagome: And why can't they spell the words correctly? Fallow means empty and uncultivated. It's a verb not an adjective. His use of it makes no sense whatsoever.

Shippo: Maybe its his way of saying you're a virgin?

(Everyone looks at him.)

Shippo: I'm just saying.

Kagome: And leavening is to make bread rise with yeast or some other leaven.

**inu POV**

`I wonder if she had sensed me when I watched her last time' I wondered. Soon my ears twitched as sounds down below reached them, Kagome was moving.

Miroku: Why the point of view switch? It's unnecessary and slightly confusing.

Kagome: If I had sensed Inuyasha the last time, he'd know, due to a certain word that starts with `S' and ends in `T'

I quietly fallowed her from the camp to a near by spring, I hid the shadows of the bushes to keep safe as she undressed. 'Kami-sama I'm no better than that good for nothing monk' I hissed in my mind see her tempting curves, soft creamy skin, full breasts, long legs.. "Kuso I'm such a pervert if she saw me I would get `sit' to the point I was dead" I muttered to my self under my breath.

Miroku: What is it with lemon authors and their aversion to using proper punctuation?

Kagome: What is it with lemon authors and their tendency to write run-on sentences?

Inuyasha: What is it with lemon authors, period?

After a while she got out of the water and laid on the bank. Soon her hands were rubbing her chest, playing with her nipples. I held my breath as her hand went lower to her privet area. Soon my nose was filled with the sent of her arousal and her soft moaning in my ears.

Kagome: Oh my god! HARRY!

Inuyasha: What?

Kagome: It'd take too long to explain.

**POV end**

Inuyasha sifted his position for his cock was painfully stiff as he watched the girl please herself as the moon light shimmered off her body. Before long Inuyasha found himself rubbing his arousal, softly moaning.

Kagome: Sifted: Verb; to strain, filter, separate, examine, or put through a sieve. So tell me, author, how does one filter one's position?

Miroku: Those sentences must be pretty tired.

Shippo: Why?

Miroku: They've been running on all day!

"Inuyasha" the girl moaned out. 'oh shit dose she know I'm here I'm going to be one dead hanyou' he thought as he held his breath." I want you so much" Kagome said opening her eyes and looking right where Inuyasha was hidden "come here Inuyasha"

Kagome: What's medicine got to do with it?

Inuyasha: Huh?

Kagome: As in `a dose of medicine.'

Shippo: Shouldn't `oh' be capitalized? And I think there should be periods and commas too.

(Everyone stares at him.)

Shippo: What, I can't know how to write?

Inuyasha: I think I speak for all of us when I say…NO!

Inuyasha looked like he was about to faint from the girls words but slowly he moved to were the girl lay. Kagome reached her hand up and pulled Inuyasha to her placing her lips over her own.

Kagome: I placed my lips over my lips? That's quite a feat.

Miroku: No look at it. `About to faint from the girls words' indicates that there are multiple women. I'm guessing it's an Inuyasha/Kagome/Kikyo threesome. Since you share a soul, her lips are your lips…kinda.

(Sango hits him with her boomerang.)

Soon Inuyasha was as naked as Kagome. With one hand he cupped her breast rubbing the nipple as he covered the other with his mouth flicking his tongue over it teasing it make the girl moan in pleasure.

(Kagome removes her grammar book from her backpack.)

Kagome: I think he needs this more than I do.

Kagome's hands found his ears and began rubbing them hearing Inuyasha starting to make a purring like sound.

Inuyasha: Why in all the hells would a dog demon be fucking purring?

Shippo: Well, they do kinda look like cat ears…

(He hides behind Kagome to keep away from an angry Inuyasha.)

Inuyasha pulled her hands away from his ears and slowly kissed down her belly to her inner legs kissing and licking his way to his prize.

Soon Kagome felt Inuyasha tongue flicking over her clit and soon going deeper into her wet folds. Inuyasha savored her taste of her skin and juices that came from her as he trusted his tongue into her body earning a moan from the girl.

Kagome: He likes the word soon, doesn't he?

(She starts wrapping her grammar book in gift paper.)

Sango: Trusted his tongue into her?

Miroku: Her…unmentionables…are so small he has to hope he doesn't miss.

(He, predictably, gets whacked by the boomerang.)

Kagome pushed Inuyasha away from her. Soon Inuyasha found him self looking at the back of Kagome's head and she took his cock into her mouth licking it as it went into her mouth." Oh gods Kagome" Inuyasha moaned out as she took all of him into her mouth at once. Kagome pulled her mouth away and kissed Inuyasha.

Inuyasha couldn't wait any longer he had to have her now! Inuyasha laid Kagome under him as he kissed and licked down her jaw to his neck nibbling on it. "Kagome I can't wait I have to have you now." He said before placing his cock to her opening and entering in her with one powerful trust.

Miroku: Well, trust is a pretty powerful thing. ..

Kagome cried out in pain and pleasure but mostly pain. Inuyasha held still as she became use to him.

Kagome started rubbing angst him letting him know that she was ready. Starting a slow pace to not hurt her Inuyasha soon felt her pushing back at him. After a few more trusts He smelled her arousal. It became stronger with every thrust, which in turn became harder and faster each time. Soon he was rapidly fucking her, as fast as he could. Kagome was in absolute bliss, and continued moaning louder and louder.

Kagome: Angst him? I thought we were past the part where we were teasing each other.

Miroku: I think it's a little late to start `taking it slow.'

Shippo: Not really. Inuyasha's always slow.

(Inuyasha flicks him in the nose.)

"Inuyasha!!" Kagome screamed, feeling she come hard, her body shuddering with release. The demon howled and came also, sending his seed into her in a burst of hot liquid. He struggled to keep himself up, but gravity won and he collapsed on to Kagome's sweaty body.

Inuyasha: `Feeling she come hard?' I may not know how to read, but that can't be grammatically correct.

Inuyasha rolled off to the side taking Kagome with him laying her on top of him, as they both panted." I love u Inuyasha" Kagome mumbled as she started to drift to sleep." I love you too" Kagome's eyes opened wide and looked up at Inuyasha to see him with that confident smirk on his face. Too tired to argue Kagome lay back down and fell asleep in his arms.

Shippo: I love `u' too. I also love `s,' and `h,' and `z.'

Kagome: How can I look up at Inuyasha if I'm on top of him?

Sango: You just had sex with him and it surprises you when he says he loves you?

Miroku: And just what would you argue about anyway?

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Sango: Squigzilla III: Return of the Squigs.

Miroku: We're gonna drive that joke into the ground, aren't we?

Kisda- oh my god I can't believe I wrote that I'm so embarrassed

Inuyasha: Good, you should be.

(They run out of the theater, to be greeted by Sesshomaru.)

Sesshomaru: So, how are you feeling?

Inuyasha: Like Norman Bates. Hey, why are you asking? You're the guy monitoring our brains!

Sesshomaru: The author told…

(He breaks off as glass shatters.)

Sesshomaru: Oh, fudgebunnies.

Miroku: Fudgebunnies?

Sango: Hey remember when you were talking about running jokes into the ground?

Miroku: Yeah?

Sango: Well, that's what you're doing.

Miroku: Oh, Thibbledorf Pwent.

Sesshomaru and Inuyasha: Thibbledorf Pwent?

Sango: AAARRRRRRRGH!

(She runs around screaming until she falls unconscious.)