InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Naraku's Playhouse ❯ The Man-Thong ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: A_Kuro_Inu 
Naraku's incarnations are working on getting everything ready for "The big day" and Hakudoshi returns with something disturbing. Naraku's thong. Why? Read and find out!!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Drama / Hentai / | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.08.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 546 | Visits: 351 | Status: Work In Progress
Naraku's incarnations are working on getting everything ready for "The big day" and Hakudoshi returns with something disturbing. Naraku's thong. Why? Read and find out!!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Drama / Hentai / | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.08.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 546 | Visits: 351 | Status: Work In Progress
Naraku giggled. Everything was going just as planned. His new found dealer was everything he could have wanted and more. True they'd never met face to face, but that didn't matter. What did matter was that the drugs were good and the service was reliable.
"Excellant Kagura. Oh, and don't forget to have Kanna bake that into the cookies." He indicated the small box in her hands. "Of course."
She turned to leave, unbeknownst to him rolling her eyes. "And when she's done with that shall I send her to your room to do your make-up?" He nodded absently, absorbed in his own reflection.
"And while your at it send Hakudoshito get my dry cleaning."
"Anything else?" Naraku grinned. "Fetch me my furry slippers...And my bong." Bowing in an overly dramatic fashion she left.
~+~
"Hey Kagura, wanna see something disturbing?" She looked over her shoulder at the pink haired child. "What now? More nude photos of Naraku?" Hakudoshi grimced.
"No, seeing that once is enough."
"Then what? I'm kinda busy. Apparently this needs to be done within the hour."
Grinning, Hakudoshi pulled a plastic bag out from under his shirt. "This," he pulled out the contents of the bag. "Is what he had me pick up." Kagura made a face.
"That sicko dry-cleans his underwear?"
"Apparently."
He hooked the straps of the man-thong on his fingers and proceeded to see how far it would stretch.
"Knock that off, it's disturbing."
"As you wish Kagura." Hakudoshi snapped the thing at her.
"Ug, poor Kanna. She actually has to see him in this." Kagura shuddered as she held the man-thong away from her, unwanted visions of Naraku filling it out flashing through her head.
"Not to mention that wench of his." Kagura snorted. "Kikyo doesn't count. The chick's fuckin' dead." Hakudoshi laughed. "Naraku the necropheliac."
Kagura wrinkled her nose in disgust.
"Kanna tells me she actually falls apart. Apparently she came across a few body parts when she was cleaning."
"So that's what the whore was looking for...I thought she'd lost a pair of underwear or something."
"She doesn't wear underwear."
"And how would you know?"
Hakudoshi looked her up and down. Kagura grimced.
"I pantsed her remember?" He thought a moment.
"Oh yea."
"Why I had to do that..." Kagura shuddered.
"You think Naraku stole it?"
"What?"
"Her underwear."
Kagura snorted. "I wouldn't put it past him." Hakudoshi nodded, eyeing the man-thong he had hooked over his finger.
"Hakudoshi." He glanced over at the white haired girl. "Naraku would like his dry cleaning." Shrugging, he extended his arm out to her.
She made to take it, but he pulled away last second. "I'll give you the thong if I can have one a cookie." She sighed. "Very well. Top shelf, third cuboard."
Hakudoshi grinned as he handed Kanna the thong. "Take only one or Naraku will be angery." He rolled his eyes. "Alright. Hey Kagura, want a couple?" Kanna sighed. Kagura shrugged. "Sure."
"Excellant Kagura. Oh, and don't forget to have Kanna bake that into the cookies." He indicated the small box in her hands. "Of course."
She turned to leave, unbeknownst to him rolling her eyes. "And when she's done with that shall I send her to your room to do your make-up?" He nodded absently, absorbed in his own reflection.
"And while your at it send Hakudoshito get my dry cleaning."
"Anything else?" Naraku grinned. "Fetch me my furry slippers...And my bong." Bowing in an overly dramatic fashion she left.
~+~
"Hey Kagura, wanna see something disturbing?" She looked over her shoulder at the pink haired child. "What now? More nude photos of Naraku?" Hakudoshi grimced.
"No, seeing that once is enough."
"Then what? I'm kinda busy. Apparently this needs to be done within the hour."
Grinning, Hakudoshi pulled a plastic bag out from under his shirt. "This," he pulled out the contents of the bag. "Is what he had me pick up." Kagura made a face.
"That sicko dry-cleans his underwear?"
"Apparently."
He hooked the straps of the man-thong on his fingers and proceeded to see how far it would stretch.
"Knock that off, it's disturbing."
"As you wish Kagura." Hakudoshi snapped the thing at her.
"Ug, poor Kanna. She actually has to see him in this." Kagura shuddered as she held the man-thong away from her, unwanted visions of Naraku filling it out flashing through her head.
"Not to mention that wench of his." Kagura snorted. "Kikyo doesn't count. The chick's fuckin' dead." Hakudoshi laughed. "Naraku the necropheliac."
Kagura wrinkled her nose in disgust.
"Kanna tells me she actually falls apart. Apparently she came across a few body parts when she was cleaning."
"So that's what the whore was looking for...I thought she'd lost a pair of underwear or something."
"She doesn't wear underwear."
"And how would you know?"
Hakudoshi looked her up and down. Kagura grimced.
"I pantsed her remember?" He thought a moment.
"Oh yea."
"Why I had to do that..." Kagura shuddered.
"You think Naraku stole it?"
"What?"
"Her underwear."
Kagura snorted. "I wouldn't put it past him." Hakudoshi nodded, eyeing the man-thong he had hooked over his finger.
"Hakudoshi." He glanced over at the white haired girl. "Naraku would like his dry cleaning." Shrugging, he extended his arm out to her.
She made to take it, but he pulled away last second. "I'll give you the thong if I can have one a cookie." She sighed. "Very well. Top shelf, third cuboard."
Hakudoshi grinned as he handed Kanna the thong. "Take only one or Naraku will be angery." He rolled his eyes. "Alright. Hey Kagura, want a couple?" Kanna sighed. Kagura shrugged. "Sure."