InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Naughty ❯ Chocolate Folly ( Chapter 2 )

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Title: Chocolate Folly
Category: Drabble
Author: bBlack Dahlia
Rating: G
Challenge: Naughty
Words: 408
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Someone was going to get hurt.
The chocolate bar that Kagome brought back from her time was gone; she was PMSing and
really wanted that bar. Someone was going to get severely purified.
Walking out of Kaede's hut she searched for her traveling companions.
Her first choice should have been Shippou, but he had been out with Kaede when she got back
from her time, and hadn't been back to the hut yet.
Sango didn't like chocolate. As weird as it was, she said it was too sweet and preferred fruits.
Kagome filed that in her "strange firsts", as Sango was the first woman she had ever met that
didn't like chocolate.
If it would have been Inuyasha, she would have known by now. The last time he snuck a
chocolate bar out of her bag he stayed up half of the night and nearly all of the next day vomiting.
Then she told him the little handy tidbit that chocolate was bad for dogs. After all, he was a dog
demon.
Now the only thing she brings back that he will eat is ramen. And boy does he eat ramen.
Last on the list: Miroku. She searched through the village for him until a villager finally directed
her towards the well.
Making her way through the forest, she heard moans of pleasure; finally ending at the well.
Miroku waved at her. "Hello, Kagome! Why didn't you tell us you had this strange ninja food in
your bag? I must say, this tastes a million times better than the noodles." He took another large
bite of chocolate, finishing off the bar.
Kagome was angry. No, angry just didn't cover it. She was livid.
Marching up, she swung at his head; a resounding smack resounded through the forest as her
hand connected with his face.
"You ate my last chocolate bar! You! You!" She couldn't find the words.
He looked at her confused. "You don't get this angry when Shippou takes food from your bag."
"Because Shippou has already learned what he can and can't have. He also knows what happens
to boys who are naughty," she said crossly.
This piqued Miroku's interest. "And what exactly happens to naughty boys?" he asked, hoping it
was something good.
"They go to bed with no supper!" she said, then turned and walked away.
Miroku stood, hoping he could con either Shippou or Inuyasha into sneaking him some dinner.
He also made it a note not to ever piss Kagome off.
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Authors Notes: The only thing I could come up with for naughty, lol.
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Not many for this challenge, but that's alright. The end of summer is busy for everyone so I'm
sure all you readers understand
That's the end of this round of drabble challenges! Fear not, however, because an all NEW set of
challenges begins on August 20th! Better yet, each challenge will contain TWO words instead of
one, ensuring endless combinations of good, clean (and bad, dirty) fun.
Next challenge up... "peach" and/or "lick"! (extra imaginary points for using both words in a
single drabble and/or submitting TWO responses!)
Sound like fun?
Megami