InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Never eat strange things before bed ❯ Shippou's Dream ( Chapter 2 )

Any characters related to Inuyasha, Dragon Ball z, Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, Princess Mononoke, Sailor Moon, Sonic the Hedgehog, or Vampire Hunter D, oh yeah and there's a little Vash in here too, but they do not belong to me. They belong to the nice people who made them.

Kouga's voice: Hey little buddy, wake up.

Shippou: -=yawns and opens his eyes, staring straight up at a very short (and very cute ^.^) Kouga, but he's all blue.=- Mmm….what is it Kouga?

Sonic/Kouga: You know how I've been promising you I'd bring you on patrol with me?

Shippou: -=his eyes get all big and watery=- You will?!

Sonic/Kouga: Yeah, come on little guy, get dressed and meet me outside in a few minutes. -=he pats Shippou on the head and walks outside=-

Princess Sally, who bears a scary resemblance to Kagome walks in: Hey Shippou

Shippou: Kagome! ^.^ -=hops out of bed and hugs her=-

Sally/Kagome: -=smiles and hugs the little fox=-

Shippou: Kouga said he's gonna take me to go on patrol today!

Sally/Kagome: Oh he did? -=looks upset=-

Shippou: Don't worry Kagome, Kouga won't let me get hurt, besides, you'd beat him up real good if he did.

Sally/Kagome: -=grins and ruffles his hair, scratching behind his ears lightly=- Go before Kouga leaves without you and I'll have to beat him up anyway.

Shippou: -=squeaks and breaks away from the hug, running outside=- Kouga! Kouga!!!

Sonic/Kouga: What's with all the yelling big guy?

Shippou: I'm here! -=looks up at him with big bright eyes and smiles all wide=-

Sonic/Kouga: With that racket, the rest of the village will know that too.

Shippou: -=covers his mouth, looking all sorry=-

Sonic/Kouga: Wanna come with me to get a power ring?

Shippou: Do I ever!!

Sonic/Kouga: What did I tell you about keeping quiet?

Shippou: -=looks down sadly and kicks the dirt=- Sorry Kouga…

Sonic/Kouga: -=takes his hand and speeds off towards the lake=-

Shippou: Waah!

Sonic/Kouga: -=stops at the lake and waits for a ring to come up=-

Shippou: -=watches all wide-eyed, he hasn't ever seen Kouga get a ring before=-

Soon the lake starts to bubble and a pinkish light shines and a huge ring that looks more like a big round shard floats up.

Shippou: I got it! -=grabs the ring and loses his balance, almost falling in=-

Sonic/Kouga: Whoa big guy -=grabs Shippou by the back of his neck and hauls him back=-

Shippou: I got it Kouga ^.^ -=hands the ring over to him=-

Sonic/Kouga: -=puts the ring in his backpack=- Ready to go?

Shippou: Am I ever!

Sonic/Kouga: -=grabs Shippou's hand=- We're already late so we have to hurry.

Shippou: But we're not…LAAAAAAAAAAATE! -=he yelps as Kouga speeds off, dragging the poor little fox behind him=-

Sonic/Kouga: -=of course they weren't late, he's just impatient and wants to get there =-

Sally/Kagome: Kouga! Kouga!!!!

Sonic/Kouga: -=stops dead in his tracks, dropping Shippou and turning to Kagome <3 <3=- Yes dearest, you called? -=drool…duh…=-

Sally/Kagome: Just making sure you didn't leave Shippou behind

Shippou: Nope!

Sally/Kagome: -=picks Shippou off the ground and kisses his cheek=- Bye sweetie, I'll be here waiting.

Sonic/Kouga: Heeeeyyyy…what about me?

Sally/Kagome: -=kisses Kouga's cheek too=-

Sonic/Kouga: ^.^ <3 <3 -=drool…spaz…=-

Shippou: -=is confused by this of course=-

Sonic/Kouga: Come on big guy! -=grabs Shippou's hand and speeds off=-

Shippou: Waah!

(poor Shippou)

They come to a stop near the end of their sanctuary, where two people are waiting for them.

Rotor, who bears an uncanny resemblance to Miroku: Kouga, what took you so long?

Bunnie Rabbot, she looks like Sango: Kagome stopped you again didn't she?

Sonic/Kouga: -=blushes and sets Shippou down=- Yeah yeah so what?

Shippou: She kissed him on the cheek and he spazzed!

Sonic/Kouga: -=anime fall=-

Rotor/Miroku: -=laughs=-

Bunnie/Sango: Aww how cute.

Sonic/Kouga: -=hops back up, still blushing=- Can we like, NOT talk about it?

Rotor/Miroku: Of course, we need to get going anyway. The robots shouldn't be off their generators for another hour, and we need to take advantage of that.

Bunnie/Sango: Why'd you bring the little guy with you?

Sonic/Kouga: I figured it was time he was shown the ropes, he's old enough now.

The four leave and are soon near Robotnik's lair (muahaha you don't get to find out who he is yet)

Shippou: -=coughs and gags, his eyes watering=- What kind of air is this?

Bunnie/Sango: -=coughs also=- This is what we call "fresh air."

Rotor/Miroku: -=has a hard time controlling the cough from the polluted air=- Don't worry little guy, you'll get used to it eventually. Kouga, we need you to…Damnit he's already left.

Shippou: I'll go get him!!! -=turns to run off=-

Bunnie/Sango: Oh no you don't -=grabs his tail with her robotic arm=- You're staying here with us until he gets back. And keep quiet! -=catches herself before she yells too loud=-

Shippou: -=Pouts and crosses his arms=- That is so not fair.

Rotor/Miroku: We could just let you go and get captured, if that's what you'd like.

Shippou: No! -=clings to Sango=-

Sonic/Kouga: -=speeds up and skids to a stop in front of the others in a cloud of dust=- Yo!

Everyone jumps and glares.

Sonic/Kouga: What? The robots have been taken off their generators earlier than expected so we need a new plan.

Rotor/Miroku: Ok, here's the plan. Kouga, you of course have to decoy the SwatBots so that Sango and I can get inside.

Shippou: What do I do?

Rotor/Miroku: You let us know when it's clear -=hands him a little walkie-talkie=- When there's no SwatBots by the entrance, you call us and let us know.

Shippou: -=frowns and takes the device=- Ok…

Bunnie/Sango: Ok…break! -=the three head off in separate directions=-

Shippou: This is kid's stuff, they might as well have told me outright that I was going to be playing lookout. -=climbs on top of a pile of junk and watches the entrance, Kouga has been there already and there's no robots in sight=- Ooh….-=switches on the walkie-talkie=- Sango! Miroku! Go! Go! Go!

Rotor/Miroku: Ok big guy-=looks at the entrance, hearing Shippou tell them to go=- Let's go, dearest. Ladies' first -=ushers for her to go=-

Bunnie/Sango: Oh what a gentleman. -=dashes towards the entrance=-

Rotor/Miroku: -=follows close behind, but the walkie-talkie falls out of his tool belt. The two are now behind a pile of junk and don't have a good view of the entrance=-

Shippou: -=kicks as a piece of metal, which doesn't go anywhere=- Stupid grown-ups…-=hears noise at the entrance and some more SwatBots come out and he quickly grabs his walkie-talkie=- Sango! Miroku! Don't go! Don't go! Don't go!

Miroku and Sango are headed straight for 5 well-armed SwatBots.

Shippou: -=yells into the walkie-talkie, then realizes they probably lost theirs and jumps atop the pile of junk and waves his arms around, screaming at the top of his little lungs=- Sango!!!!! Miroku!!!!! Don't go!!!!! Don't go!!!!!

This act catches the attention of the guard bots.

Rotor/Miroku: What the hell is he doing! -=reaches for the walkie-talkie in his tool belt and realizes that it's not there=- Oh no…

Bunnie/Sango: What do you mean "Oh no?"

Rotor/Miroku: We lost our radio and Shippou is about to be fried fox on rice because he tried to save us from walking into a sure metallic death.

Shippou: Waaa! -=runs away from the laser-shooting robots and cries=-

Bunnie/Sango: We have to help him.

Rotor/Miroku: We can't, we have to get inside to blow up that generator.

Sango nods reluctantly and they both make a run for the entrance while the guard bots are occupied with the poor fleeing Shippou who is soon cornered.

SwatBot #1: Unauthorized organic life form detected, shall we terminate?

SwatBot #2: Negative. Return it to Dr. Robotnik.

The robots grab the helpless Shippou and bring him inside.

Sonic/Kouga: -=brushes off his hands=- Well, those butt-bots weren't much of a challenge at all. What is old bubble-bottom up to this time? -=he speeds off to the pile of scrap where he left Shippou to find a smashed walkie-talkie=- No!!!

The bots bring him to a big room and conceal him in a big tube.

A short balding man who looks like a giant version of Myoga waddles in and starts pressing all kinds of dials and buttons, he appears to be very disheveled and disheartened.

The door opens and in strolls in a very fat and very scary, Inuyasha. (he looks more like a big Santa Claus than Robotnik)

Robotnik/Inuyasha: Myoga!!! Get that machine on and working now!

Snively/Myoga: Yes sir, Dr. Robotnik… -=tinkers with a few wires and the entire room brightens up, the machine Shippou was thrown in whirrs and hums=-

Shippou: -=bangs on the glass of the tube=- Let me go!

Robotnik/Inuyasha: Why would I do that, my sweet little foxie? I need you to reveal the secret location to Knothole.

Shippou: Never! I won't let you roboticize my friends!

Robotnik/Inuyasha: You'll change your tune once you are a robot yourself. Myoga! Turn on the roboticizer.

Snively/Myoga: Yes sir…-=flips a switch and the machine glows and starts to hum=-

An explosion sets off the main power.

Robotnik/Inuyasha: Myoga!!! What happened! Fix it!

Snively/Myoga: -=coughs through the smoke caused by some wires short-circuiting from the explosion, it's hard to see in the room=-

Sonic/Kouga: -=speeds in and breaks through the glass of the tube, grabbing Shippou=- Yo Robutnik! -=he laughs before running out with a shivering Shippou in his arms=-

Sango and Miroku are waiting for him outside.

Rotor/Miroku: Come on, let's blow this joint before we get some uninvited guests.

Bunnie/Sango: I'm with you, let's go.

Sonic/Kouga: Move it guys! -=speeds past them, the two will be fine on their own and he returns back to Knothole with Shippou=-

Sally/Kagome: Kouga! Shippou! -=grabs Shippou from Kouga and brings him inside, she tucks him into his bed and kisses his forehead=- Poor baby, are you ok? You look deathly ill…

Sonic/Kouga: -=walks in, looking halfway guilty=- He got captured, trying to save Sango and Miroku.

Sally/Kagome: Oh what a brave… -=notices that Shippou has fallen asleep=- Lazy little shit is what he is.

Sonic/Kouga: Now that the kid's asleep…

Sally/Kagome: Ahem…There -is- a kid in here.

Sonic/Kouga: -=snaps=- Damn, every time. Just when a guy thinks he's about to get some ass, something gets in the way.

Sally/Kagome: -=twitches and whacks Kouga on the head with a big frying pan out of pan-space=-

Sonic/Kouga: -=lays on the ground twitching, huge imprint of pan in his forehead=- <3 <3 Oh yeah baby…it hurts so good…

-=End Shippou's Dream=-