InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Never Meant It ❯ Homeward Bound ( Chapter 2 )
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By: gothichika 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 08.30.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.1K | Visits: 604 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 08.30.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.1K | Visits: 604 | Status: Work In Progress
Title: Never Meant It
Author: Me!! It's ALL me!!
Muses: <glares and hold up hard drive>
Me: Noo!! Not that! Anything but that!!
Muses: <raises eyebrow>
Me: <sigh> Oh, fine...me with a lot of help from my wonderful muses.
Muses: <smiles and puts back hard drive>
Me: Damnit...I wanted all the credit... :(
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A/N: Alright. Since I got so many reviews telling me to continue (actually, I got like four so far...but it's close enough, rite?), I shall continue, to get on the good side of my reviewers (You DON'T want to get your reviewers mad.). So yea. Au Reviour!
Oh! One more thing. Um, there's going to be a LOT of scene changes, from Miroku and Kagome to Inuyasha and Sango, and so on. Just a heads up. Sorry if it annoys you, but it's fun to write that way. :P
"Blah" = talking
'Blah' = thinking
<Blah> = action
------ = scene change/POV change
(blah) = most likely a A/N
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Chapter 2: Homeward Bound
By the time they reached his house, Miroku had groped her about twenty times (and it was only a ten minute walk), and Kagome had slapped him about twice as much, not counting the current one.
"MIROKU!!"
<SLAP>
"I am terribly sorry Kagome. Truly."
"Uh-huh. Right. You keep thinking that. I mean, you've only said that about a thousand times." Miroku sheepishly smiled. Kagome rolled her eyes and stepped up the front steps to the wooden door. Miroku pulled out his keys and unlocked it, holding the door open for Kagome.
"Oh no you don't. I am never walking in front of you again; it's like a perfect position for you and your hand." She exclaimed.
"Ah, but Kagome, I was just being a gentleman. After all, it's always ladies first." Miroku grinned.
"As if." She shot back, not moving an inch.
"Suit yourself." And with that, he walked in, not bothering to stop the door from colliding with Kagome's nose.
"Ow! Why didn't you hold the door?!"
"You said not to Kagome."
"Yea, but you aren't supposed to LISTEN to me!"
"Really? I'll remember that next time." Miroku smirked.
"Huh? NO! I meant...I was saying...I mean...UGH! Never mind!" Kagome huffed and stomped over to the couch and plopped down with a loud, irritated sigh.
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"LET ME GO YOU IDIOT!"
"OW! WHAT YOU HIT ME FOR WENCH!"
"DON'T CALL ME WENCH YOU DONKEY!" (A/N: You guys DO know what donkey means, right?)
"I AM NOT A DONKEY! I'M AN INU YOUKAI!"
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, DUMBASS!"
"HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? HELLOO?!"
"WHERE DO YOU THINK? IT STARTS WITH A YOUR AND ENDS WITH A HOUSE."
"Um...my house in the OTHER direction."
"I knew that." Sango blushed and turned around.
"Right." Inuyasha rolled his eyes and grabbed Sango's arm again.
"LET ME GO YOU IDIOT!"
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"Would you like to have something to eat or drink, Kagome?"
"Um...do you still have those really yummy cookies your mom makes when I come over to play with Sango?"
"No, we ran out. I believe Sango ate them all."
"Really? I think YOU ate them all, not Sango."
"And why would you think that?"
"Because you’re not just known for your perverted ness, but for your appetite too. (A/N: Actually, I'm not sure if he eats a lot...does he? If he doesn't, well...TOO BAD.) Speaking of your infamous hand, could you please take it off my body before I take it off yours?" Kagome smiled sweetly?
Miroku sweat dropped (A/N: Like this: -.-') and moved it from its previous position on Kagome.
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"OW! You can stop hitting me now, we're at my house. OW! I SAID you can stop-OW!"
"I never (slap) said that I (slap) would stop hitting you (slap) when we got to your house (slap), I said I would stop (slap) hitting you (slap) when you said (slap) SORRY (slap)!!"
"SORRY?!? FOR-OW! WHAT?!? OW!"
"You KNOW what (slap)!"
"No I don’t! OW! Just tell-ow! me already-OW!"
"UGH! I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES! (SLAP)"
"REALLY? WELL THEN I'M SURE YOU WON'T MIND TELLING ME AGAIN, RIGHT? OWW!"
"FINE! (slap) IT'S FOR...actually, this is fun. (slap) I'm not sure if I want (slap) to stop. (slap)"
"SANGO!! OW!"
"Oh fine...(slap) It's for (slap) pulling on my arm. (slap)"
"..."
"Aren't you going to say sorry now?"
"...THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING SORRY FOR?!?!? FOR PULLING ON YOUR FUCKING ARM?!? NO WAY. I AM NOT SYING SORRY FOR THAT SHIT. YOU DESERVED IT!!"
"INUYASHA..."
"Fine. Sorry. Happy now?"
"Yes. See, that wasn't so bad, now was it?" Sango said slowly, as if talking to a five year old. Inuyasha scowled and pushed open the mansion's door.
"Whoa..."
"Ahh, Inuyasha, your home. Took you long enough. What happened? Got lost?" A cold voice asked.
"Shut up Sesshoumaru. I'm late because I had to drag Sango here. Sango, this is-"
"SESSHOUMARU?!? THE SESSHOUMARU? AS IN YOUKAI INC.'S SESSHOUMARU?!?"
"Um...yes...And who are you?"
"I'm Sango. Inuyasha's friend."
"No-" Inuyasha started to protest, but Sango shot him a glare, keeping him quiet. He had enough bruises, and did NOT want anymore.
"Ahh, so you're Sango. I was wondering when I'd meet you. Inuyasha talks about you a lot."
"Really? He does?" Sango sent the hanyou a questioning look.
"Oh yes. In fact, he usually says how beau-"
"I think we better start on the project. After all, that's why your here right? Of course, now come on, I'll show you my room." Inuyasha rambled on after cutting his brother off. Sesshoumaru smirked knowingly while Sango just shrugged and followed Inuyasha to his room.
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"Okay...um...so, are you going to start on your childhood, or am I?"
"It's up to you. You choose who to go first."
"No, it's ok. You choose."
"No, you."
"You."
"You."
"YOU."
"You."
"YOU!"
"You."
"UGH! JUST GO ALREADY!!"
"Why didn't you just say you wanted me to go first, Kagome?" Miroku smirked at her red (from annoyance and anger, not a blush) face.
"UGH!"
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By the time Sango and Inuyasha had reached the hallway that led to his bedroom, they had climbed four sets of stairs and walked through countless hallways. Sango knew that she would get lost if she got separated from Inuyasha, so she stuck to him to make sure that it didn't happen. Of course, Inuyasha didn't know what she was thinking, so he thought that Sango's actions were VERY...disturbing.
"Sango! For the fifth time, would you LET GO of my arm?! If you’re trying to get back at me for dragging you so that I know how it feels, then your succeeding! Just LET GO OF ME!!!!"
And when we say 'stuck to him', we meant stuck to him.
"FUCK! SANGO! LET GO OF ME!! Man, I think your holding on so tight your cutting off my circulation!"
Sango shook her head and held on tighter.
Have we mentioned that Sango had a phobia for being lost and alone?
"SANGO!! YOU CAN LET GO NOW, OKAY?!" When she didn't budge, he snapped.
"SANGO! IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO LET GO, I'M GOING TO THROW YOU OFF, GOT IT?!" Finally, Sango let go, but she still stayed close to him. Too close for comfort to Inuyasha. With a sigh, Inuyasha thought 'I can't wait to get to my room. Hopefully she'll give me space when we do.'
Finally, they reached his bedroom and Inuyasha all but leaped for joy. Sango did too.
"So...um...ya wanna sit down or something? I kinda didn't get time to clean my room, so sorry it's messy." Inuyasha stuttered, suddenly becoming self-conscious, or more like room-conscious. His room was VERY messy, clothes scattered all over the floor and magazines lying on the tables, bed messy, and so on.
"Um...sure, but where should I sit? And it's okay, I'm used to messy rooms. I live with Miroku, remember?" Sango said blushing, suddenly realizing that she had been CLINGING to him as if he was her life-line.
"Here, um...how about you sit on my bed. I'll just clean up a bit." So Sango sat on his bed and Inuyasha used his demon speed and got his room clean enough so that you could at least see the floor and furniture.
"So...you wanna go first or should I?" Inuyasha said, going straight to the point.
"You can. If you want."
"Nah, you can go first."
"No, it's okay, you go ahead."
"Ladies first." Inuyasha said, mocking Miroku.
"Oh please. As if you ever let me go first for anything else."
"Well, I am now, so go."
"You."
"You."
"YOU."
"No, YOU."
"YOU!"
"JUST FUCKING GO ALREADY!!!"
"OKAY! FINE, I WILL! Geez..." Sango scowled.
A/N: Alright, there's your next chapter. The next one's probably going to take awhile, since I gotta think up their backgrounds...Damnit, why didn't I just make it something easier...stupid muses...
ANYways, review please! I just LOVE your reviews. YUP! And sorry for the scene changing, once again. I'm starting to think that it will probably be happening a lot...but if it bugs you, please tell me. I'll think up another way to write me story. :)
And for those of you who are looking for my sisters username that I put up when I was thanking you guys for reviewing Sweet Dreams and its sequel, I made a mistake. (Although I doubt there were many who did try looking for it...) Well, not a mistake, but I forgot to mention a very important detail. Her username's the same, but it's on FictionPress.com, not FF.net. And for those of you who don't know what the hell I'm talking about, go to FP.com and search for my twin sisters username. It's FilleGothique.
And now, I must thank these (very few) reviewers:
Surfing Aimlessly: Sure, I'll read them, don't worry.
Sonic Wind
and for the not signed ones:
Andi Allen: I'm flattered...<blushes>
Animeluver
Thanks a bunch!!
(I'll stop talking now.)
Author: Me!! It's ALL me!!
Muses: <glares and hold up hard drive>
Me: Noo!! Not that! Anything but that!!
Muses: <raises eyebrow>
Me: <sigh> Oh, fine...me with a lot of help from my wonderful muses.
Muses: <smiles and puts back hard drive>
Me: Damnit...I wanted all the credit... :(
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A/N: Alright. Since I got so many reviews telling me to continue (actually, I got like four so far...but it's close enough, rite?), I shall continue, to get on the good side of my reviewers (You DON'T want to get your reviewers mad.). So yea. Au Reviour!
Oh! One more thing. Um, there's going to be a LOT of scene changes, from Miroku and Kagome to Inuyasha and Sango, and so on. Just a heads up. Sorry if it annoys you, but it's fun to write that way. :P
"Blah" = talking
'Blah' = thinking
<Blah> = action
------ = scene change/POV change
(blah) = most likely a A/N
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Chapter 2: Homeward Bound
By the time they reached his house, Miroku had groped her about twenty times (and it was only a ten minute walk), and Kagome had slapped him about twice as much, not counting the current one.
"MIROKU!!"
<SLAP>
"I am terribly sorry Kagome. Truly."
"Uh-huh. Right. You keep thinking that. I mean, you've only said that about a thousand times." Miroku sheepishly smiled. Kagome rolled her eyes and stepped up the front steps to the wooden door. Miroku pulled out his keys and unlocked it, holding the door open for Kagome.
"Oh no you don't. I am never walking in front of you again; it's like a perfect position for you and your hand." She exclaimed.
"Ah, but Kagome, I was just being a gentleman. After all, it's always ladies first." Miroku grinned.
"As if." She shot back, not moving an inch.
"Suit yourself." And with that, he walked in, not bothering to stop the door from colliding with Kagome's nose.
"Ow! Why didn't you hold the door?!"
"You said not to Kagome."
"Yea, but you aren't supposed to LISTEN to me!"
"Really? I'll remember that next time." Miroku smirked.
"Huh? NO! I meant...I was saying...I mean...UGH! Never mind!" Kagome huffed and stomped over to the couch and plopped down with a loud, irritated sigh.
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"LET ME GO YOU IDIOT!"
"OW! WHAT YOU HIT ME FOR WENCH!"
"DON'T CALL ME WENCH YOU DONKEY!" (A/N: You guys DO know what donkey means, right?)
"I AM NOT A DONKEY! I'M AN INU YOUKAI!"
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, DUMBASS!"
"HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? HELLOO?!"
"WHERE DO YOU THINK? IT STARTS WITH A YOUR AND ENDS WITH A HOUSE."
"Um...my house in the OTHER direction."
"I knew that." Sango blushed and turned around.
"Right." Inuyasha rolled his eyes and grabbed Sango's arm again.
"LET ME GO YOU IDIOT!"
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"Would you like to have something to eat or drink, Kagome?"
"Um...do you still have those really yummy cookies your mom makes when I come over to play with Sango?"
"No, we ran out. I believe Sango ate them all."
"Really? I think YOU ate them all, not Sango."
"And why would you think that?"
"Because you’re not just known for your perverted ness, but for your appetite too. (A/N: Actually, I'm not sure if he eats a lot...does he? If he doesn't, well...TOO BAD.) Speaking of your infamous hand, could you please take it off my body before I take it off yours?" Kagome smiled sweetly?
Miroku sweat dropped (A/N: Like this: -.-') and moved it from its previous position on Kagome.
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"OW! You can stop hitting me now, we're at my house. OW! I SAID you can stop-OW!"
"I never (slap) said that I (slap) would stop hitting you (slap) when we got to your house (slap), I said I would stop (slap) hitting you (slap) when you said (slap) SORRY (slap)!!"
"SORRY?!? FOR-OW! WHAT?!? OW!"
"You KNOW what (slap)!"
"No I don’t! OW! Just tell-ow! me already-OW!"
"UGH! I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES! (SLAP)"
"REALLY? WELL THEN I'M SURE YOU WON'T MIND TELLING ME AGAIN, RIGHT? OWW!"
"FINE! (slap) IT'S FOR...actually, this is fun. (slap) I'm not sure if I want (slap) to stop. (slap)"
"SANGO!! OW!"
"Oh fine...(slap) It's for (slap) pulling on my arm. (slap)"
"..."
"Aren't you going to say sorry now?"
"...THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING SORRY FOR?!?!? FOR PULLING ON YOUR FUCKING ARM?!? NO WAY. I AM NOT SYING SORRY FOR THAT SHIT. YOU DESERVED IT!!"
"INUYASHA..."
"Fine. Sorry. Happy now?"
"Yes. See, that wasn't so bad, now was it?" Sango said slowly, as if talking to a five year old. Inuyasha scowled and pushed open the mansion's door.
"Whoa..."
"Ahh, Inuyasha, your home. Took you long enough. What happened? Got lost?" A cold voice asked.
"Shut up Sesshoumaru. I'm late because I had to drag Sango here. Sango, this is-"
"SESSHOUMARU?!? THE SESSHOUMARU? AS IN YOUKAI INC.'S SESSHOUMARU?!?"
"Um...yes...And who are you?"
"I'm Sango. Inuyasha's friend."
"No-" Inuyasha started to protest, but Sango shot him a glare, keeping him quiet. He had enough bruises, and did NOT want anymore.
"Ahh, so you're Sango. I was wondering when I'd meet you. Inuyasha talks about you a lot."
"Really? He does?" Sango sent the hanyou a questioning look.
"Oh yes. In fact, he usually says how beau-"
"I think we better start on the project. After all, that's why your here right? Of course, now come on, I'll show you my room." Inuyasha rambled on after cutting his brother off. Sesshoumaru smirked knowingly while Sango just shrugged and followed Inuyasha to his room.
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"Okay...um...so, are you going to start on your childhood, or am I?"
"It's up to you. You choose who to go first."
"No, it's ok. You choose."
"No, you."
"You."
"You."
"YOU."
"You."
"YOU!"
"You."
"UGH! JUST GO ALREADY!!"
"Why didn't you just say you wanted me to go first, Kagome?" Miroku smirked at her red (from annoyance and anger, not a blush) face.
"UGH!"
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By the time Sango and Inuyasha had reached the hallway that led to his bedroom, they had climbed four sets of stairs and walked through countless hallways. Sango knew that she would get lost if she got separated from Inuyasha, so she stuck to him to make sure that it didn't happen. Of course, Inuyasha didn't know what she was thinking, so he thought that Sango's actions were VERY...disturbing.
"Sango! For the fifth time, would you LET GO of my arm?! If you’re trying to get back at me for dragging you so that I know how it feels, then your succeeding! Just LET GO OF ME!!!!"
And when we say 'stuck to him', we meant stuck to him.
"FUCK! SANGO! LET GO OF ME!! Man, I think your holding on so tight your cutting off my circulation!"
Sango shook her head and held on tighter.
Have we mentioned that Sango had a phobia for being lost and alone?
"SANGO!! YOU CAN LET GO NOW, OKAY?!" When she didn't budge, he snapped.
"SANGO! IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO LET GO, I'M GOING TO THROW YOU OFF, GOT IT?!" Finally, Sango let go, but she still stayed close to him. Too close for comfort to Inuyasha. With a sigh, Inuyasha thought 'I can't wait to get to my room. Hopefully she'll give me space when we do.'
Finally, they reached his bedroom and Inuyasha all but leaped for joy. Sango did too.
"So...um...ya wanna sit down or something? I kinda didn't get time to clean my room, so sorry it's messy." Inuyasha stuttered, suddenly becoming self-conscious, or more like room-conscious. His room was VERY messy, clothes scattered all over the floor and magazines lying on the tables, bed messy, and so on.
"Um...sure, but where should I sit? And it's okay, I'm used to messy rooms. I live with Miroku, remember?" Sango said blushing, suddenly realizing that she had been CLINGING to him as if he was her life-line.
"Here, um...how about you sit on my bed. I'll just clean up a bit." So Sango sat on his bed and Inuyasha used his demon speed and got his room clean enough so that you could at least see the floor and furniture.
"So...you wanna go first or should I?" Inuyasha said, going straight to the point.
"You can. If you want."
"Nah, you can go first."
"No, it's okay, you go ahead."
"Ladies first." Inuyasha said, mocking Miroku.
"Oh please. As if you ever let me go first for anything else."
"Well, I am now, so go."
"You."
"You."
"YOU."
"No, YOU."
"YOU!"
"JUST FUCKING GO ALREADY!!!"
"OKAY! FINE, I WILL! Geez..." Sango scowled.
A/N: Alright, there's your next chapter. The next one's probably going to take awhile, since I gotta think up their backgrounds...Damnit, why didn't I just make it something easier...stupid muses...
ANYways, review please! I just LOVE your reviews. YUP! And sorry for the scene changing, once again. I'm starting to think that it will probably be happening a lot...but if it bugs you, please tell me. I'll think up another way to write me story. :)
And for those of you who are looking for my sisters username that I put up when I was thanking you guys for reviewing Sweet Dreams and its sequel, I made a mistake. (Although I doubt there were many who did try looking for it...) Well, not a mistake, but I forgot to mention a very important detail. Her username's the same, but it's on FictionPress.com, not FF.net. And for those of you who don't know what the hell I'm talking about, go to FP.com and search for my twin sisters username. It's FilleGothique.
And now, I must thank these (very few) reviewers:
Surfing Aimlessly: Sure, I'll read them, don't worry.
Sonic Wind
and for the not signed ones:
Andi Allen: I'm flattered...<blushes>
Animeluver
Thanks a bunch!!
(I'll stop talking now.)