InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Never Meant It ❯ How Do You Say 'Yes' In French ( Chapter 4 )
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By: gothichika 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 08.30.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 491 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 08.30.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 491 | Status: Work In Progress
Title: Never Meant It
Author: A VERY tired Gothichika and her lovely muses that need an attitude adjustment.
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A/N: Sorry I updated so late...It's just...school starts soon, and I have to wake up at 6:20 am for tennis, which is from 7-12 everyday. Plus, I was really busy this weekend, and Anita was sick. So...yea. This chappie isn't the greatest, and it's short too. I know. I'm sorry. Also, if you didn't read my profile, I'm thinking about taking a break on this fic, so I can brain storm on ideas, cuz I'm kinda running out. I'll have other one-shots coming out though, but they aren't all Inuyasha. If you guys have ideas, feel free to tell me in your reviews. ;)
"Blah" = talking
'Blah' = thinking
<Blah> = action
------ = scene change/POV change
(blah) = most likely a A/N
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Chapter 4: How Do You Say 'Yes' in French?
"What's your name in French?"
"Ange."
"Isn't that Angel?"
"Yes, so? You got a problem with that?"
"No. Actually, it fits you." Miroku noted and scribbled it down.
"Oh. Um...thank you."
"..."
"What's Mokuba's name in french?"
"Um...Mokuba?" Miroku guessed and smiled when he heard Kagome giggle.
"Really?" Kagome asked sarcastically.
"Well, what else would it be?" Miroku asked.
Kagome scrunched her face up in thought, and suggested "Idiot?"
"Hey!"
"NO! I mean idiot, as in silly in French, idiot."
"And which idiot would I be?"
"The english one." She responded and went back to writing. Miroku pouted and did the same as her.
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"Hey, wench! Wait up!" Inuyasha yelled. Sango stopped to glare at him and continued walking as though he didn't say a thing.
"I thought I told you to wait up, bitch." Sango spun around to face him.
"Don't call me bitch or wench." She said, deathly calm. If it were anyone else, they would have known to back off (like Miroku), but, unfortunately (or fortunately, if you please) this wasn't anyone else. So, as expected, Inuyasha kept arguing.
"I can call you whatever I want, wench! Got it?"
"Fine. You can call me whatever you want to call me. Sound good?"
Inuyasha was surprised that he got his way so easily. But, hey, he wouldn't argue. "Of course I can."
"And, just like you can call me whatever you want, I can do whatever I want to you when you call me whatever you want..." Sango let the sentence linger and dropped her fist on his head twice. "...like that." She finished and walked off.
Inuyasha grumbled and held his head, where a little bump was making its home. When he looked up, Sango was almost at the end of the street.
"Hey, wench! Wait up!!" Inuyasha called out and ran after her for the second time that day.
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"How do you say shrine in french?"
"Um...shrine."
"Oookay...what about well?"
"Well?" Kagome asked, confused.
"The thing you use to get water Kagome. You have one in your backyard."
"OH! I thought you meant...never mind. Um...puits."
"How do you spell that?"
"P-U-I-T-S. Puits."
"Got it. And your brother's name?"
"Um...Miroku? I don't think Souta HAS a French name." Kagome sweatdropped.
"Oh. Right. I knew that." Kagome rolled her eyes. "Of COURSE you didn't. You were just testing me, right?"
"Of course. You can never be too sure." Miroku smirked, and Kagome giggled.
"Whatever."
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Twenty hits and a few unconscious minutes later, Inuyasha finally got the hang of not calling Sango names. Err...kind of.
"So...where are we going anyways, wench?" Inuyasha asked, not noticing his mistake. Well, until Sango glared at him.
"I mean...I didn't mean to...I meant-" Inuyasha gave up and whimpered.
<BONK>
"Oww...Now I know how Miroku feels everytime he gropes someone..." Inuyasha mumbled. Sango rolled her eyes. "Seriously Inuyasha. It's not that hard. Just stop calling me names and you don't get hit."
Inuyasha glared at her. "Oh yea? Well, if you didn't hit me, I wouldn't have to call you names." Inuyasha paused. "Wait...I mean..." Sango looked at him weird and kept walking.
"Ifyoudidn'thitme...no...um..." Inuyasha mumbled, trying to figure out the right way to say it, not noticing that Sango had walked on. "I GOT IT!" He suddenly yelled, snapping his head up from its bowed position, and noticed Sango wasn't there. "Huh? Sango?" He yelled out, but Sango already turned the corner.
"Damn wench." He muttered, and went to find her.
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'Ooowwww....' Kagome thought when she bent her wrist to un-stiffen it. 'That HURTS.'
Miroku glanced at Kagome when he heard her squeak and saw her face scrunch up. "What's wrong?" He asked.
"Huh? Oh. Nothing, just my hand hurts from writing a lot." Miroku nodded.
"I agree. My hand does hurt too. Perhaps we should take a break. How does that sound?"
"That sounds great! But what should we do?"
"Well, it is your house. Why don't you suggest something."
"Right!" Kagome blushed, forgetting that they were in her room. "Um...maybe we should go outside and go from there."
"That sounds fine with me."
"Alright. Come on, let's go."
"After you." Miroku said, holding out a hand as if saying go ahead. Kagome nodded and went down the stairs, forgetting about Miroku's impeccable hand. Grinning, Miroku followed her and stretched out a hand.
"EEEEEEKK! HENTAI!" And with that, Miroku "somehow" got to the bottom of the stairs before Kagome.
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Inuyasha grumbled. He was still trying to find her. Sighing, he turned to corner...only to get pummeled into the ground by a fist.
"I thought I told you not to call me anymore names."
Inuyasha rubbed his head and looked up to see Sango standing above him, hand still clenched into a fist. At first he sighed out of relief for finding her, but then remembered the punch.
"What are you talking about?! I didn't say anything!"
Sango raised an eyebrow. "Oh really? I do recall hearing you say 'Damn wench' after I turned the corner."
Inuyasha opened his mouth, then closed it, and opened it once more. "I did not."
"Did too. I heard you, idiot."
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did TOO!"
"DID NOT!! HOW COULD YOU HAVE HEARD ME SAY IT IF YOU WEREN'T THERE?" Inuyasha shot back.
"HA! THERE! YOU JUST ADMITTED THAT YOU SAID IT!" Sango exclaimed, pointing a finger at him.
"I DID NO...oh...damn. Stupid wench." Inuyasha pouted.
Sango narrowed her eyes and raised her fist.
"OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"
"For calling me a wench." Sango said and turned to continue walking.
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"How do you spell 'mais'?"
"M-A-I-S."
"Oh. Shoot." Miroku humphed and erased the 'z' and 'e'.
Kagome sighed. After about an hour of doing random things in and around the house and hitting Miroku, they had decided that they should start to work on the project again. However, despite the two hours she had spent on the "essay", she only had a page or two. She looked over at Miroku and giggled. He only had three quarters of a page filled.
Miroku heard Kagome giggle and looked at her. "What?" Kagome held in another giggle and replied, "Nothing." Miroku looked at her curiously before going back to his work. There he let his thoughts wander, which wandered to the dare Inuyasha gave him two days ago, and sighed. So far, that had been all he could think of. He thought that that "dating" Kagome and dumping her was a little too harsh. But then again, a dare was a dare. He sighed again.
Kagome, who was VERY irritated from all his sighing, turned to Miroku. "WHAT?!" She said, exasperated.
Miroku turned to her, a confused look on his face. "What what?"
"Why do you keep SIGHING!"
"Oh, that. Nothing, just thinking."
"Well then, stop thinking. It's annoying." She said, and turned to her work. Miroku did the same. After a few minutes, though, he turned back and asked, "How do you say yes in french?"
Kagome looked at him incredibly. "That's what you were thinking all this time?!"
"Um..."
Kagome rolled her eyes and cut him off. "Never mind. Um...what was it you wanted again? Oh yea. It's oui. You should know that, Miroku. Why?"
"Because, you just answered my question to whether you wanted to go out with me or not." Miroku said with a smile.
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A/N: Okay. Finally. The first part of the dare/bet. Sorry if this is a kinda-cliffy. I didn't mean to. Anyways, as you read above, I probably won't be updating this for a while. Also, I know I said that the continuation of TDEMA (The day...err morning after) was supposed to be out on the 20th, but I was too busy. I'll try not to procrastinate and get it out by...howzabout...um...at the latest...September 1st? Is that okay? Great!
Author: A VERY tired Gothichika and her lovely muses that need an attitude adjustment.
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A/N: Sorry I updated so late...It's just...school starts soon, and I have to wake up at 6:20 am for tennis, which is from 7-12 everyday. Plus, I was really busy this weekend, and Anita was sick. So...yea. This chappie isn't the greatest, and it's short too. I know. I'm sorry. Also, if you didn't read my profile, I'm thinking about taking a break on this fic, so I can brain storm on ideas, cuz I'm kinda running out. I'll have other one-shots coming out though, but they aren't all Inuyasha. If you guys have ideas, feel free to tell me in your reviews. ;)
"Blah" = talking
'Blah' = thinking
<Blah> = action
------ = scene change/POV change
(blah) = most likely a A/N
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Chapter 4: How Do You Say 'Yes' in French?
"What's your name in French?"
"Ange."
"Isn't that Angel?"
"Yes, so? You got a problem with that?"
"No. Actually, it fits you." Miroku noted and scribbled it down.
"Oh. Um...thank you."
"..."
"What's Mokuba's name in french?"
"Um...Mokuba?" Miroku guessed and smiled when he heard Kagome giggle.
"Really?" Kagome asked sarcastically.
"Well, what else would it be?" Miroku asked.
Kagome scrunched her face up in thought, and suggested "Idiot?"
"Hey!"
"NO! I mean idiot, as in silly in French, idiot."
"And which idiot would I be?"
"The english one." She responded and went back to writing. Miroku pouted and did the same as her.
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"Hey, wench! Wait up!" Inuyasha yelled. Sango stopped to glare at him and continued walking as though he didn't say a thing.
"I thought I told you to wait up, bitch." Sango spun around to face him.
"Don't call me bitch or wench." She said, deathly calm. If it were anyone else, they would have known to back off (like Miroku), but, unfortunately (or fortunately, if you please) this wasn't anyone else. So, as expected, Inuyasha kept arguing.
"I can call you whatever I want, wench! Got it?"
"Fine. You can call me whatever you want to call me. Sound good?"
Inuyasha was surprised that he got his way so easily. But, hey, he wouldn't argue. "Of course I can."
"And, just like you can call me whatever you want, I can do whatever I want to you when you call me whatever you want..." Sango let the sentence linger and dropped her fist on his head twice. "...like that." She finished and walked off.
Inuyasha grumbled and held his head, where a little bump was making its home. When he looked up, Sango was almost at the end of the street.
"Hey, wench! Wait up!!" Inuyasha called out and ran after her for the second time that day.
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"How do you say shrine in french?"
"Um...shrine."
"Oookay...what about well?"
"Well?" Kagome asked, confused.
"The thing you use to get water Kagome. You have one in your backyard."
"OH! I thought you meant...never mind. Um...puits."
"How do you spell that?"
"P-U-I-T-S. Puits."
"Got it. And your brother's name?"
"Um...Miroku? I don't think Souta HAS a French name." Kagome sweatdropped.
"Oh. Right. I knew that." Kagome rolled her eyes. "Of COURSE you didn't. You were just testing me, right?"
"Of course. You can never be too sure." Miroku smirked, and Kagome giggled.
"Whatever."
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Twenty hits and a few unconscious minutes later, Inuyasha finally got the hang of not calling Sango names. Err...kind of.
"So...where are we going anyways, wench?" Inuyasha asked, not noticing his mistake. Well, until Sango glared at him.
"I mean...I didn't mean to...I meant-" Inuyasha gave up and whimpered.
<BONK>
"Oww...Now I know how Miroku feels everytime he gropes someone..." Inuyasha mumbled. Sango rolled her eyes. "Seriously Inuyasha. It's not that hard. Just stop calling me names and you don't get hit."
Inuyasha glared at her. "Oh yea? Well, if you didn't hit me, I wouldn't have to call you names." Inuyasha paused. "Wait...I mean..." Sango looked at him weird and kept walking.
"Ifyoudidn'thitme...no...um..." Inuyasha mumbled, trying to figure out the right way to say it, not noticing that Sango had walked on. "I GOT IT!" He suddenly yelled, snapping his head up from its bowed position, and noticed Sango wasn't there. "Huh? Sango?" He yelled out, but Sango already turned the corner.
"Damn wench." He muttered, and went to find her.
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'Ooowwww....' Kagome thought when she bent her wrist to un-stiffen it. 'That HURTS.'
Miroku glanced at Kagome when he heard her squeak and saw her face scrunch up. "What's wrong?" He asked.
"Huh? Oh. Nothing, just my hand hurts from writing a lot." Miroku nodded.
"I agree. My hand does hurt too. Perhaps we should take a break. How does that sound?"
"That sounds great! But what should we do?"
"Well, it is your house. Why don't you suggest something."
"Right!" Kagome blushed, forgetting that they were in her room. "Um...maybe we should go outside and go from there."
"That sounds fine with me."
"Alright. Come on, let's go."
"After you." Miroku said, holding out a hand as if saying go ahead. Kagome nodded and went down the stairs, forgetting about Miroku's impeccable hand. Grinning, Miroku followed her and stretched out a hand.
"EEEEEEKK! HENTAI!" And with that, Miroku "somehow" got to the bottom of the stairs before Kagome.
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Inuyasha grumbled. He was still trying to find her. Sighing, he turned to corner...only to get pummeled into the ground by a fist.
"I thought I told you not to call me anymore names."
Inuyasha rubbed his head and looked up to see Sango standing above him, hand still clenched into a fist. At first he sighed out of relief for finding her, but then remembered the punch.
"What are you talking about?! I didn't say anything!"
Sango raised an eyebrow. "Oh really? I do recall hearing you say 'Damn wench' after I turned the corner."
Inuyasha opened his mouth, then closed it, and opened it once more. "I did not."
"Did too. I heard you, idiot."
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did TOO!"
"DID NOT!! HOW COULD YOU HAVE HEARD ME SAY IT IF YOU WEREN'T THERE?" Inuyasha shot back.
"HA! THERE! YOU JUST ADMITTED THAT YOU SAID IT!" Sango exclaimed, pointing a finger at him.
"I DID NO...oh...damn. Stupid wench." Inuyasha pouted.
Sango narrowed her eyes and raised her fist.
"OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"
"For calling me a wench." Sango said and turned to continue walking.
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"How do you spell 'mais'?"
"M-A-I-S."
"Oh. Shoot." Miroku humphed and erased the 'z' and 'e'.
Kagome sighed. After about an hour of doing random things in and around the house and hitting Miroku, they had decided that they should start to work on the project again. However, despite the two hours she had spent on the "essay", she only had a page or two. She looked over at Miroku and giggled. He only had three quarters of a page filled.
Miroku heard Kagome giggle and looked at her. "What?" Kagome held in another giggle and replied, "Nothing." Miroku looked at her curiously before going back to his work. There he let his thoughts wander, which wandered to the dare Inuyasha gave him two days ago, and sighed. So far, that had been all he could think of. He thought that that "dating" Kagome and dumping her was a little too harsh. But then again, a dare was a dare. He sighed again.
Kagome, who was VERY irritated from all his sighing, turned to Miroku. "WHAT?!" She said, exasperated.
Miroku turned to her, a confused look on his face. "What what?"
"Why do you keep SIGHING!"
"Oh, that. Nothing, just thinking."
"Well then, stop thinking. It's annoying." She said, and turned to her work. Miroku did the same. After a few minutes, though, he turned back and asked, "How do you say yes in french?"
Kagome looked at him incredibly. "That's what you were thinking all this time?!"
"Um..."
Kagome rolled her eyes and cut him off. "Never mind. Um...what was it you wanted again? Oh yea. It's oui. You should know that, Miroku. Why?"
"Because, you just answered my question to whether you wanted to go out with me or not." Miroku said with a smile.
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A/N: Okay. Finally. The first part of the dare/bet. Sorry if this is a kinda-cliffy. I didn't mean to. Anyways, as you read above, I probably won't be updating this for a while. Also, I know I said that the continuation of TDEMA (The day...err morning after) was supposed to be out on the 20th, but I was too busy. I'll try not to procrastinate and get it out by...howzabout...um...at the latest...September 1st? Is that okay? Great!