InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ New Everything ❯ New everything ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
New cook teacher/ roommate
Beep beep beep be….. Smash!
Inuyasha's veiw
Silence Grrrrrrr.
I hate today. I have to wake up and take cooking lessons from my stupid half-brother Sesshomaru. He is the top chef at this cooking school. He told me that I am old enough to start cooking real food instead of ramen. My name is Inuyasha Takahashi, 22 YEARS old; I have amber gold eyes, silver hair, and I'm a dog demon.
I live alone in my apartment, my roommate left after he engaged. Now somebody’s coming to move in with me. I don’t give fuck about this dude as long as he stays out of my way.
“Wait wasn’t I suppose to have a new teacher?” I smirked, the last cooking teacher I had got it bad. I beat the fuck out of him. Then he quit. I hate teachers, always making me Cook stuff! I hate cooking, but at least I have my friends with me at school. Miroku and Sango have been my friends for a really long time. My enemies are Koga and his two younger brothers.
Miroku can be a pervert at times and Sango beats him every time he gropes her.
“Well, I better get going before my brother tries to kill me again.” He got up took a quick shower, and put on red flames boxers, black baggy pants, a long sleeved red shirt that said “Fuck the World” . He put on black vans to complete his outfit.
He grabbed his book and headed out the door and got on his red motorcycle.
Kagome’s view
A girl with shoulder length silver black raven hair with red tips on the end of her hair was heading to her new job. She had a perfect body, big boobs, and she was a dog demon.
She wore a red top that stopped at her stomach saying 10 angel 90 bad with black baggy pants that showed off her perfect curves with a red chain. Her shoes were red converse with black laces. She awoke on the bus heading to Takahashi School of Cooking.
The owner put up an ad saying “Teacher wanted patients needed”. I am Kagome Higurashi, 19 years old and a chef. I left my other apartment I couldn’t stand the roommate I was staying with. I have my stuff with me and I can’t forget my guitar, I just can’t live without it. I got an apartment with this other person but I have no clue who it is.
Well I hope that person is nice. “Attention ladies and gentlemen next stop Takahshi School of cooking.” The bus driver announced. Well I hope my class is good at following instructions.
Little did she know that that the class had no clue how to pour cereal with out spilling it all over the place.
Normal
Inuyasha arrived at his school. It was a three-story building. It had every thing that you needed to cook. Sigh “Another boring day at this stupid cooking school.” He went two stair cases up turned left into two sliding doors. “HAHAHA!” The whole class was ether throwing food or talking to each other.
There in the corner of the room, he saw a man in his twenties wearing a blue shirt saying ‘If I follow you home, will you keep me?’ with blue baggy pants and one earring on his right ear. He had a very red hand print on the right side of his face.
There was a girl in her early twenties wore a hot pick top that read ‘Guys smell like shit.’ and baggy khaki pants with her face as red as a tomato.
“Hey guys.” I walked over to them at the end of the table. “Hey Inuyasha!” Both Miroku and Sango said this at the same time. “Did you hear that we’re getting a new teacher?” “No! Of course not. I mean being half-brother of the principal I couldn’t possibly know”.
“Sorry.” Miroku said.
“Inuyasha,” Sango said, “do you know who it’s going to be?” Inuyasha just rolled his eyes.
“NO, all I know is he’s showing up today. I give him at least a week before quitting.” Inuyasha was just as careless as usual. “Well can you at least learn something instead of fighting all the time?” Sango looked really annoyed right about now.
“I don’t give a fuck about school especially cooking.”
“Well you have to learn how to cook something instead of ramen.” Miroku said. “Look I don’t have a problem eating ramen, so stay out of my business!” “Sorry. Well anyways, I hope our new teacher is a girl.” Miroku said. “You like girls with hairy moles and sweaty hands and smell like dead animals.”
Inuyasha and Sango started laughing.
“I DO NOT!” Miroku started crying on Sango’s shoulder and grabbed her ass.
SLAP!
Sango had cherry like cheeks and a sweat drop on her face. “Owww! What was that for?”
“For having a perverted mind!”
"My dear Sango, you’re still my favorite girl and I still lo-”
“Stay the hell away from me you perverted asshole!”
Inuyasha wasn’t paying attention to them, he was to busy thinking of a plan to get rid of their teacher but was soon cut off when Koga came.
“Hey mutt-face, what are you doing here? Go dig yourself a hole and hide yourself from the embarrassment of being a stupid mutt.” One thing Inuyasha hated was being called ‘mutt’.
“Shut your fucking mouth go back to your girlfriend, Hojo."
They were about to fight but were stopped by a very attractive girl. When she came in, all the boys started drooling over her, badly, but Inuyasha just kept on staring at her.
“Hello my name is Kagome Higurashi; I am your new teacher.” When they herd this, they just keep on staring at her even more. They all thought it was going to be a fat, overweight guy who was bald and stuttered a lot.
Guess they were wrong.


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