InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Night at The comedy club! ❯ 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Hey all! I'm a beginning author on MM! I don't really know what to write yet, so I decided to write about a dream I had last night!!!! I know it sounds corny, but trust me, it's as funny as Sango bearing Miroku's child! Wait…that's not very funny, oh well! On with my hysterically, die laughing, piss your pants funny dream!

A stage appears outs of a black mist. Tables, benches and stools pop up, and suddenly a voice broke through the deafening silent ness.

"Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Our first act will be that oh so lovable henti houshi! Come on folks, give him a hand!"

Clapping sounded through the theater and some voice whistled and hollered. I took a seat at and empty table. Who could this perverted priest be? And would a monk go to a comedy house?

The red curtains parted and a tall attractive man with black hair stepped on to the stage. He smiled and the ladies and wiggled his eye brows, while says "How you doing?" The ladies up front giggled and some blushed. He walked over the microphone and cued the sound system manager. A familiar song sounded from the overhead speakers. Some of the men laughed along with a few women as I sat in puzzlement. What is going on here? I thought to my self. Then the man began to talk.

"Well hello everyone in the house. I thought I would start off with a song this evening," he said while strutting down the stage stairs. He walked to a table with all women sitting at it. The music became louder and I heard the lyrics.

He walked up to one of the women at the table and motioned for her to stand, then began to sing.

"I like big butts and I can not lie, what other brothers can't deny, and when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and the round thing in your face your get pumped. Girl I want to get wit ya, and take your pictcha…"

The black haired man had been dancing around the women, and his hand slowly crept around her waist…trying to grope her! But was cut off by one of the security guards. The women squeaked when she realized what he was going to do, and whacked the perverted man upside the head. "Miroku! How dare you!" She said while continuing to beat the poor man. "But Sango my sweet, your body is just so…" the women hit him again. "I don't want to even hear it houshi!"

All the people in the comedy house began to laugh. The loud speaker sparked to life again. "Well people, there you have it! Next up is…Sesshoumaru!" Some of the women squealed in excitement…while some suspiciously queer looking men joined them in the excitement.

The Spot light flew from the perverted beat up monk, to the empty stage. All grew quite waiting for the next person to go up on stage. The curtains parted, and you could see a man with silver hair, in a…WHAT! Pink men's kimono! With a red sash. His head was bent and he was in a kneeling position.

Then the music started coming from the speakers…Soft and first, but steadily growing louder. Hhmm…Now where have I heard this before…a brief flash back of a horrible musical from music class flashed through my mind…No I can't be! The music grew louder until finally…the man began to sing to the words.

"I feel Pretty…" he stood up and flashed the audience a smile. "Oh so pretty…" He spun of his feet, "I feel pretty and witty and…" he began to do some moves that could only be seen in a ballet. "GAY!" those queer looking men from before began to cheer loudly, and the women looked chest fallen. He continued to sing; "Oh I pity all the girls who aren't me today." Back up singer's voices made then self's heard. "Lalalalalalalalala" He began to move towards the left side of the stage, where a stagehand's hand shot out, holding a…PINK TUTU! Sesshoumaru took it from the man. With a smile and a wink. He strapped the tutu on. "I feel charming, oh so charming…" I could help it any longer and burst out laughing, I feel off my chair and…

BUMP!

Out of my bed too. I awoke when my body hit the floor. I looked around my room, then burst out laughing again. "Too bab that's never going to happen in real life…or is it?!"

DUN DUNT DUN!

Lol, well there its is. Don't flame, I warned all you people its not for anyone who like Sesshoumaru. REVIEW! thanks!