InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ No Comment ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

"No Comment"

Author: Juju

Rating: R-NC17

Disclaimer: As much as it depresses me to say this to you all...I don't own Inuyasha.

A/N: I suck at coming up with last names for people, so give me a break here. Oh, and names for places...I'm even worse at that. So, I just ripped a random name...Tulane University is in New Orleans, LA. And I don't own that, either. Oh, and about the last name Harrah...got that from a casino. Lol. I'm so creative :D Cookies for the first five reviewers!

WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE.

Chapter One

Miroku hated him. Hated not just him, but everything about him, from his popularity, good looks, success with everything- literally everything- that he did. Hell, he even hated the way he sounded when he breathed. Was it normal to hate your best friend?

Perhaps he didn't hate him. Perhaps it was just some male phase, what did they call it...he didn't know. But, he reasoned, it was normal to hate someone that everyone else loved.

It wasn't necessarily anything that he did or did not do...well, maybe it was. He, Miroku Houshi, hated not only the golden boy of Tulane University, Inuyasha Harrah, but his entire being, the very essence of his being.

He was looking at him. Again.

Miroku sensed the stare a full minute before he actually saw it, due in part to his well-honed understanding of Inuyasha, the boy (Man? He wasn't sure.) wonder.

"Oi. Miroku. You thinkin' about that Sango chick again? Hasn't she let her screw you yet? I'm surprised, that has to be some kind of record."

He bit his tongue in an attempt to curb the words that were threatening to spew from his mouth, words that would both mortify him and seal his doom. Because it was a well-known fact on campus that whoever touched or even looked at Inuyasha's woman had to die.

But oh, if only he could... he might die a slightly impure man, but his salvation would come in the form of an angel named Kagome Higurashi. His mind went blank as he envisioned the long, shapely legs clasped around his waist as he made her writhe beneath him, moaning his name. He could hear her now....Miroku...Miroku...

"...Miroku! Fuckin' perv...Jesus, I'm sorry I said anything." Inuyasha took a long drag on his cigarette before snapping his fingers in front of his face. Miroku wrinkled his nose in distaste as the stale smell of nicotine and ash invaded his nostrils. Straightening up a bit, he turned slightly to his left and saw...

Kagome. Staring. At him. With a rather concerned expression painted on her lovely features. Now, if only he could get that expression to turn to something else...

Before he could lapse into another risque daydream about his unrequited love, her best friend and his alleged girlfriend, Sango, latched onto his arm. Batting her eyelashes at him frantically, she leaned up and ran her tongue through one of the gold loops on his left earlobe. He shuddered, eliciting a boisterous roar of laughter from Inuyasha.

If looks could kill, Harrah and his entourage would be dead in an instant. Miroku flicked his gaze over to where Sesshoumaru, his boyfriend, Naraku, and Kagura, their number one "fag hag," as the trio liked to call her, were perched. Kagura gave him a long, simmering stare before flicking her tongue out at him suggestively and laughing.

Oh yes. The universe was most definitely laughing its ass off at him right now.

A/N: Ugh, I think that sucked. *dodges rotten fruit being thrown by Sesshoumaru fangirls* Sorry, but that last part was just begging to be written...I hope I didn't offend anyone with the term "fag hag" because I'm most definitely NOT a homophobe, seeing as most of my friends are bisexual or lesbians. But I have these three friends who made me think of the last paragraph, and you wouldn't believe what they call themselves sometimes(lol), so my muses jumped all over it. Please click the little blue button and tell me what y'all thought, k?

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