InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ No more lil school girl ❯ The bitch of OZ ( Chapter 16 )
DISCLAIMER: I shouldn't even be bothering… but I do anyways.
*sigh* ugh, if you haven't read that authors note that I wrote for 'For richer or poorer' then you would know about the play… I am just starting to feel the heartache of everything now, and I feel like so much shit
[Sesshy]- you look like shit
[SL] I just woke up you ass wipe
[Sesshy]- there's no excuse
[SL]- *ignoring* and to think he's still alive…
[Sesshy]- I sure as hell am alive
[SL]- do you WANT to keep that other arm of yours? Because, if you don't I would gladly do something about that for you
[Sesshy]- bitch
Well anyways, I am also writing this at my dad's house again on a piece of junk computer with no spell check. SO… if there are a lot of grammatical errors, my bad. But please ignore them, I really can't do anything about them (ok so who cares if I can) but me being the lazy being that I am, I won't check it myself.
ALSO… lol, I forget who it was, but someone had pointed out in a past chapter that while Rin was talking to Kagome, she said "Don't worry about those two, they always fight when their paths cross. Oh, by the way, I am Sesshoumarus BOYfriend"
Okay well the problem is, I didn't notice that I had accidentally written BOYfriend instead or girlfriend, so please excuse me on that minor error. Lol, sorry but neither Rin or Sesshy are gay. If any of you saw that and thought otherwise…. *blah*
--If this chapter isn't as long as you wanted it to be, sorry again. You must understand that I do not get that much time to write chapters at my dad's house, so they are a little bit shorter then I would like them to be. Yeah, it may make you feel more upset then me, but that's just how it is. I will try to make this chapter as long as I humanly can so I don't get any flames in the future about terrible updating habits. (hehe I have quite a few of those…)
I have decided.. that since I have been such a bitch toward people who flame me, I have come to a conclusion that I will accept flames and other reviews. I shouldn't be telling people what they can't say and stuff, so if you want to flame me, go ahead, I won't care. Of course I will read it, but I won't be mad. Besides, that's what being a writer is all about, no? …not to mention you'll WANT to flame me after this chapter. (hehe it has a twist YET its short)
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Title: No more lil school girl
Chapter 17: The bitch of OZ
Kagome and Inuyasha were cuddled up on the couch peacefully, and talking about their future. After only 15 small minutes of talk, Kagome had drifted off to sleep in Inuyasha's arms. There was a bump on Inuyasha's head that Kagome had courteously created for him after he spoiled the moment worrying over his phone. He rubbed it with his right hand as his left played with a small lock of her hair.
*knock knock KNOCK*
Inuyasha slapped his hands onto his forehead and sighed exhausted. Since he had decided to transform into a dog to spy on Kagome, and transform back, he was extremely beat from the use of all of his energy. There was many more knocks that seemed to get louder and louder each time. The door looked as though it would fall down any minute, and Kagome still slept quietly in his arms. It was a wonder how she could sleep so deep. He noted mentally to kick whoever's ass it was that had been kicking or banging on the door, disturbing their time together. Inuyasha lifted Kagome up gently, and placed her back down on the couch. But not forgetting to put a cover on her to keep her warm. He trudged to the door and shot a look through the eyehole. There was a girl with black long hair picking her nose as though no one was looking. Inuyasha already knew who it was, and when he unlatched the deadbolt, the stranger pulled her hand away
Immediately and straightened up.
Inuyasha was suddenly mauled to the ground in a bear hug that could kill. He kicked and flailed his arms wildly to escape the embrace of his attacker.
"YASHIE!!" Kikyo squealed painfully. A vase on the coffee table shattered at the mere impact of her high pitched voice and Kagome flew up from her deep sleep.
"What the hell?!"
"OH HOW I HAVE MISSED YOU YASHIE!!!" Kikyo threw her arms around his neck while he was still pinned to the floor and kissed his cheek. That was enough to send Inuyasha up and Kikyo off. Inuyasha spit distastefully and wiped his cheek like it had been infected with an acid.
"Inuyasha?" Inuyasha turned around to face Kagome who had stood up from the entire racket. "Who is this?" she asked curiously.
Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "You DON'T want to kno-" Kikyo jumped in between him and her and swiftly turned around, whipping Kagome in the face with her long black hair.
"I am his fiancée!" she said with a big smile. She help out her hand and showed Kagome a plastic 25 cent ring. "We are getting married next week in Las Ve-"
"Oh shut it would you?" Inuyasha sneered annoyingly. "I am NOT your fiancée Kikyo! And stop calling me Yashie!"
Kikyo put on a fake sad face and cried in the most unbelievable way possible. "But honey… don't deny your feelings for me! I get upset when you lie in front of other girls just so they don't know that we are truly in love!" she started twirling in stationary circles like she was singing in the rain. "I WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO KN-"
Inuyasha cut her off rudely. "To know that you're a slut who has slept with every guy in existence?"
Kikyo frowned but lifted her spirits again. "Aw such sweet words of love!" Her eyes were enveloped with hearts and she looked like she was in another world. Probably OZ.
"Oh for the love of god… there wasn't ANY love in that remark! Stop twisting my words!"
"I'm not twisting them; I am only saying what you are thinking! I KNOW that you can't wait to have me ALL alone to yourself in my dorm room. First I shut off the lights and take off my clo-"
Kagome jumped in and decided to stop her before she got too far into detail. "And you will start taking off your clothes, and Inuyasha will run away screaming to the police telling them that you kidnapped him and tried to seduce him" she said twisting HER words for a change. Kikyo didn't look hurt.
"Oh please, that was weak! We ALL know that Inuyasha would never do that!"
Inuyasha smirked. "Yeah we all know that I wouldn't do that, but instead I would chase you down the street with a butcher knife… THEN if I didn't catch you, I would hire a hit man named "Sir Kills A Lot" and-" Kagome clamped a hand over Inuyasha's mouth.
"Okay that's enough…" Kagome stifled a laugh but refrained from doing so. "Maybe it is time that you left" she suggested to Kikyo politely.
Kikyo laughed like a maniac. "Are you joking? I would NEVER leave my Yashie here! Never!" she grinned deviously and jumped onto Inuyasha's back. "WHOO HOO!! Ride em' cowboy!!" she hollered in a southern accent. Inuyasha bent over and flipped back up immediately, using the force to send her off his back and onto the ground.
Inuyasha glared at her deadly. "Do that one more time, and you'll be take a small trip out the window" he threatened her pointing right at the window. Kikyo's eyes lit up like Inuyasha had just announced his love for her.
"What? You said you would die for me?! AW HOW SWEET OF YOU! … wait, hey! I know! Let's get married today!" she started jumping up and down like a 4 year old hooked on caffeine and sugar and Inuyasha and Kagome gave each other 'let's kill her now' looks.
Kagome winked secretly out of view from Kikyo's wandering eyes. "Should I?"
Inuyasha smiled. "No… I should" He walked over and pick up Kikyo in a swift move. He threw her over his shoulder and started retreating from the dorm room.
Kikyo threw her arms up in victory. "I knew you couldn't resist me for long!" she said in sheer happiness. As Inuyasha kept walking down the hall, he jogged down the steps quickly almost dropping her and stopped in the lobby momentarily. (But I am sure he wouldn't mind dropping her anyways) He strolled outside leisurely, acting as though everything was fine and nothing weird was happening. Kikyo, who was currently unaware of where he was taking her, planned mentally how many kids she wanted. Inuyasha struggled as he kept walking onto campus under all of her weight but continued on despite the fact that she felt like a 3 ton elephant.
It's got to be around her somewhere…
AHA! He cheered as the destination came into view. He stopped in front of the snow covered campus fountain that had been turned off due to the cold conditions and praised his plan. He set Kikyo down onto the ground just as she was about to start drumming Inuyasha's rear end out of complete bored ness.
Kikyo looked up. "Oh I see, so you want to do it in public then? Alright, good with me!" Inuyasha chuckled maniacally.
"Bye" he said flatly, and with one quick move, he shoved her backwards. She tripped over the wall of the fountain and flew backwards into the cold icy fountain that could be no warmer than 20 degrees. Chunks of ice started covered her body as she surfaced the water and kicked around crazily. Inuyasha swept around and walked away whistling as though nothing had just happened and left her there freezing.
Kikyo called to him from the fountain. "Thanks for going back to the dorm to get me a towel sweetie!" Inuyasha ignored the little comment and kept walking until he was back at the door of Kagome's dorm. He entered quietly and shut the door slowly so he wouldn't be heard. He turned around and wiped his brow with relief. He had not been heard.
"Hey 'Yashie' that was quite some show you preformed" smirked a quite familiar voice. Inuyasha followed the voice into the family room where Miroku was in a recliner; hot chocolate in hand. Sango appeared from the kitchen and also sat down with a cup of hot chocolate to warm up from the 20 degree weather.
"When did you get here?" he asked clueless of how they could get here before he did. "I thought you guys would be gone longer"
Miroku took a long sip of his hot chocolate and set the hot cup down onto the coffee table. "Well as Sango and I were on our way over to the other dorm building, Sango got too cold and we decided to just go back and have some hot chocolate instead. I think it was a wise choice no?"
Inuyasha didn't say anything and just fell back onto the couch exhausted. "I swear, that cow weights as much as a whale. I don't think I could have told the difference if I actually WAS carrying one" he said sarcastically, eyeing Miroku's cup of hot chocolate hungrily. Sango picked this up and offered to make him one. Inuyasha shook his head no and asked where Kagome had gone. Sango shrugged, as did Miroku.
"Umm, I think that she might be in her room. I don't know I just got back. I thought she might have been with you" she explained. Inuyasha nodded and followed the hallways down to the bedroom. The door was shut, so Inuyasha opened it but stupidly forgetting to knock first. Kagome whipped around angrily and covered up her naked chest.
"INUYASHA!" she bellowed dangerously. Inuyasha's eyes went wide and he turned to leave before he was knocked out by a hair dryer, or at least a shoe but was drawn back by Kagome's voice.
"God, why can't you ever knock?!" she asked furiously, pulling her shirt back on quickly to prevent any other accidents.
"Says the one who spied on me in my room when I was transformed into a demon!" he shot back just as fast as she had. Kagome rolled her eyes.
"That was a different story" she replied angrily. "You weren't getting dressed now were you?"
He had her on that one. "Well… it's not like I haven't seen any of it before!" Inuyasha soon realized what he had said and clawed a hand over his mouth. He turned to leave but Kagome had seized his shirt.
"What did you say?!"
"Nothing"
"No… what do you mean 'it's not like I haven't seen any of it before' ?!" she was gripping onto his shirt around the collar now, and pulled it tightly, slightly pressuring his neck as if she were going to strangle him.
Inuyasha kept his mouth shut and didn't respond. Since she wasn't going to get it out of him this way, she decided to think of any time that he might have peeped on her. Her mind replayed the last few days over again and Kagome remembered that Inuyasha had been in her room when she was dressing… as a dog. Kagome's eyes turned blood red like she too were demon, and Inuyasha attempted to back away but Kagome' s grip was still firm and strong holding him where he stood.
"K-Kagome?" Inuyasha stuttered and awaited his early death. He was almost positive she would stab him, cut him up into tiny pieces to be given to starving children in India, but no answer followed.
"Kagome look I'-"
"No, it's alright. I mean it was bound to happen sometime, no?" she spoke soft and calm like she was talking to her mother. Inuyasha gaped but pulled himself together and nodded as she continued.
"You are right, I should not have spied on you, and it's just as bad as barging in. But I don't really seem to mind anymore, it was going to happen sooner or later and I realize that" Inuyasha looked solemnly at her.
"… I guess"
"And I was being jealous over stupid little things that people shouldn't get jealous over"
"Well maybe…"
"But not only did I do that, I have put you through a lot of hell"
"It's not THAT bad"
"I think we need to stop being so immature, and move on" Kagome put on a sad smile.
"I agree" Inuyasha was expecting her to say something like "We should get to know each other better" or "Let's live together and never leave each others side". But what she actually meant, he wasn't ready for.
"And… that is why I think we should see other people"
((oh god now I better get my flame proof jacket))
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Alright alright, I see that I will be getting bombarded with flames and other stuff from this chapter. Not only because it was ridiculously short, but because of Kagome and Inuyasha. Hey, you'll see how things end!!
… ugh too tired