InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ No Scrubs, Inuyasha ❯ No Scrubs, Inuyasha ( Chapter 1 )

A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly

And is also known as a buster (busta, busta...)

Always talkin' about what he wants

And just sits on his broke ass

So (no)

 

Kagome was sitting at the coffee shop, having a Frappuccino when someone walked in like he was all that and a bag of Doritos.

 

“Hey Kagome! Can I sit with you? Maybe a drink?” He asked, not waiting for her answer and just sitting down anyways.

 

Kagome glared at him, then decided to pretend that he wasn't there, and went back to the book she was reading earlier.

 

“Now, don't be like that Kags. I was thinkin' about what you said, and agree with you. I'm sorry. I want you back. The house has been so empty without you.” He asked, trying his damndist to get her back.

 

Kagome looked up at him coolly, a look that would have made even Sesshoumaru proud.

 

“Go. To. Hell. Inuyasha.” Was all Kagome said as she stood up and strode out of that café, like she could have owned the place.

 

I don't want your number (no)

I don't want to give you mine and (no)

I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)

I don't want none of your time and (no)

 

Inuyasha tried to follow her out the door, but the manager held him back.

 

“What the hell are you doing jackass!? Let go of me!” He said angrily.

 

“Hey, you forgot to pay your tab.” He said, not letting go.

 

“But I didn't order—”

 

The manager pointed to the once occupied table, where Kagome was sitting, which still had its Frapuccino on it.

 

Inuyasha didn't have any money to pay the bill.

 

“Kagome!!”

 

I don't want no scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

Hanging out the passenger side

Of his best friend's ride

Trying to holler at me

I don't want no scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

Hanging out the passenger side

Of his best friend's ride

Trying to holler at me

 

There's a scrub checkin' me

But his game is kinda weak

And I know that he cannot approach me

Cuz I'm lookin' like class and he's lookin' like trash

Can't get wit' no deadbeat ass

So (no) (yeah, yeah)

 

He would not give up.

 

The next day, sitting in the car of a friend, Miroku, he saw Kagome walking on the sidewalk, going home.

 

They honked the horn, but Kagome pretended to not hear him.

 

“Awe, come on Kags. Can't you just give me a second chance?”

 

Kagome snorted, when she remembered why he wasn't in a car of his.

 

“You know there is a reason that you're not in your own car. Maybe you should remember that before talking to me ass hole.” Kagome stated.

 

I don't want your number (no)

I don't want to give you mine and (no)

I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)

I don't want none of your time (no)

 

“Come on. Just give me your number. You changed it when you left.”

 

Kagome smiled and ran ahead of them, turning the corner, onto another street.

 

“You have to catch me!” She yelled behind her.

 

Inuyasha grinned, as he told Miroku to go after her.

 

When they turned the corner onto a narrow ally, with a fast pace. Soon they saw Kagome running past them, out of the ally, going back the way she came.

 

The two didn't realize that she had led them onto a dead end. Going 30 miles an hour. Unable to neither turn around nor stop.

 

“HOLY SHI—” Both of the guys' eyes went wide, as they crashed into the wall. They were both alive and well, but the same couldn't be said for the car…

 

I don't want no scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

Hanging out the passenger side

Of his best friend's ride

Trying to holler at me

I don't want no scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

Hanging out the passenger side

Of his best friend's ride

Trying to holler at me

 

Inuyasha would not be hindered. After Kagome left, Kikyou saw how jacked up his car was and was gone before he could say `bye'. His only chance was Kagome, whom he was sure that she still loved him, even if she was pissed.

 

This time he decided to try and intercept her at the park this time. The park was full of many other people as well. He finally saw her strolling listening her C-D player.

 

He ran to catch up with her.

 

“Hey.”

 

Kagome ignored him, turned up her music and picked up her pace.

 

Inuyasha also picked up his pace to stay in stride with her.

 

Inuyasha put his hand on her arm.

 

Kagome shrugged it off.

 

“Don't touch me Inuyasha.”

 

“Kagome, I know you still love me—” Inuyasha said this putting his hand back onto her shoulder.

 

Kagome screamed.

 

“RAPE!! HELP! HEEELLLLPPP!! RAPE!!!” Kagome screamed at the top of her lungs.

 

Suddenly all the girls in the park (which was everyone) stopped, and ran up to help her.

 

A bunch of girls started to hit him over the head with their purse, while others dug out their pepper spray and started macing him all over.

 

Another older lady took out a stun gun and shot him with it.

 

The last thing Inuyasha saw before he fell unconscious was a smirking Kagome walking away casually as if nothing had happened.

 

If you don't have a car and you're walking

Oh yes son I'm talking to you

If you live at home wit' your momma

Oh yes son I'm talking to you (baby)

If you have a shorty that you don't show love

Oh yes son I'm talking to you (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...)

Wanna get with me with no money

Oh no I don't want no (oh)

 

Inuyasha was determined to have his way. After he got out of the hospital, he followed her around, till she went into the mall. There was no way that she could hurt him now. At least, that's what he thought.

 

Kagome walked to the food court and ordered some chow mien at Panda Express. (Don't own it)

 

Inuyasha ducked into a store and bought some lingerie, thinking that this time for sure, with a good present, she would take him back. He could afford it because he had pick pocketed some of Miroku's cash when he wasn't looking.

 

After he was done shopping in Victoria's Secret, he went over to Kagome once again with a cocky smile on his face.

 

He calmly sat down adjacent of Kagome in the empty seat.

 

“Hey, I got you something.” He said this, while letting it slide out of his hand and onto her lap.

 

Kagome paused from eating her food, and looked down at the gift. Kagome's eye twitched, but she smiled, making Inuyasha think that she wasn't mad. Boy was he wrong, though Kagome was thinking about being lenient this time, and not hurting him—

 

Then as if the universe was plotting against him, a girl that looked remarkably like Kikyou walked up to them.

 

“Hey baby!! What a coincidence meeting you here!” Kikyou said to Inuyasha.

 

Inuyasha looked nervous.

 

“Uh, Kagome—I swear I had no idea that she was coming—”

 

Kagome was pissed. `Forget that shit. So much for being lenient.'

 

No scrub (no scrub, no love)

No scrub (no no) (no scrub, no love)

No scrub (no no no no no)

No scrub (no no)

No

 

“Inuyasha!! How could you!! I was actually going to come back to you, but since you seem to not want me—!” Kikyou said, when she saw the Victoria's Secret box, with a card on it that said it was from Inuyasha.

 

Kagome stood up with the gift, put it back into his lap, picked up her chow mien, and dumped it on his head, letting it slide down onto the present, ruining it.

 

Kagome walked away; a little regretful that she had to waste some good chow mien, but knowing it was for the greater good.

 

“I don't want no scrub, Inuyasha.”

 

Kikyou still looked pissed though, and saw Kagome's drink on the table. She picked it up and turned it upside down onto his head, letting the lid pop off, and all the contents spill out onto him, staining the last remaining untouched clothes from chow mien.

 

I don't want no scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

Hanging out the passenger side

Of his best friend's ride

Trying to holler at me

I don't want no scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

Hanging out the passenger side

Of his best friend's ride

Trying to holler at me

 

Inuyasha would try one more time, but this time he would throw himself at her mercy. He had to have her back; he still didn't understand what he had done to her. In fact, he probably would do what he had already done to her again, if they—when they got back with her. But he would deal with that when it happened.

 

Inuyasha decided to go to her house, and plead with her. She could not say no if he begged. She never could say no to the puppy dog face.

 

See, if you can't spatially expand my horizon

Then that leaves you in a class with scrubs never risin'

I don't find it surprisin'

If you don't have the g's

To please me and bounce from here to the coast of overseas

 

Inuyasha rang the doorbell, and Kagome opened the door, looking a little ticked.

 

“Now before you say anything Kagome, I just wanted to explain what happened. I know I hurt you, but Kikyou was coming onto me and I tried to say no, but she forced her way into my apartment and—” Inuyasha basically babbling, coming up with bull shit to tell her.

 

So, let me give you somethin' to think about

Inundate your mind with intentions to turn you out

Can't forget the focus on the picture in front of me

You as clear as DVD on digital TV screen

 

“I know who you are Inuyasha. I know what you're all about. You lied to me. You cheated on me. Or don't you remember that I saw you. Leave Inuyasha.” Kagome said starting to shut the door at the end of her statement.

 

Satisfy my appetite with something spectacular

Check your vernacular

And then I get back to ya

With diamond like precision

Insatiable is what I envision

Can't detect acquisition

From your friend's expedition

 

Inuyasha forced the door open.

 

“Look, I know I screwed up, but I swear it won't happen again Kagome.” Inuyasha said, not really meaning it.

 

Kagome looked him in the eye.

 

“I was willing to give my life to you. But you couldn't give me the same courtesy. I expected more. You obviously can't give me what I need.” Kagome said, once again trying to shut the door without prevail.

 

Mr. Big Willy if you really wanna know

Ask Chilli, could I be a silly ho

Not really, T-Boz and all my senoritas

Is steppin' on your Filas

But you don't hear me though

 

Inuyasha refused to give up. He would get Kagome, if it were the last thing he did.

 

“Come on Kagome, just tell me what you want. Anything. Why won't you believe me? Please Kagome.”

 

Kagome sighed.

 

“You want to know? I've already told you, you just refused to accept it. What you did hurt Inuyasha. You took me for granted. As of late you had even started to act as if you didn't like me. Like I didn't even exist. Didn't even care about me. I'm tired of your crap Inuyasha. Always making up excuses about coming home late—”

 

I don't want no scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

 

“—Always ignoring my questions, and getting pissy when I questioned you, acting as if I didn't trust you. I SHOULDN'T have trusted you. But I did. Then I caught you Inuyasha. Now you have to answer for what you've done. You did this to YOURSELF Inuyasha. Don't try and guilt me back into a relationship that you obviously had no respect for since you decided to cheat on me. Goodbye Inuyasha.” Kagome said with finality.

 

Hanging out the passenger side

Of his best friend's ride

Trying to holler at me

I don't want no scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

Hanging out the passenger side

Of his best friend's ride

Trying to holler at me

 

“Wait!! You know it won't happen again! I don't want you to leave! Please?” Inuyasha gave the puppy face.

 

`She can't resist the puppy eyes.'

 

I don't want no scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

Hanging out the passenger side

Of his best friend's ride

Trying to holler at me

I don't want no scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

Hanging out the passenger side

Of his best friend's ride

Trying to holler at me

 

“Kagome.” Said a new voice from on the other side of the door, in Kagome's house.

 

The door was pulled back by some unknown force, which was soon revealed.

 

Standing behind and over Kagome was a tall guy with long silver hair, with an emotionless face. Only in his boxers.

 

“Oh, hey.” Kagome said looking up at him.

 

Inuyasha, once again stood there in shock, finally speechless, his jaw dropped.

 

Sesshoumaru looked at Inuyasha coolly, and smiled.

 

“S'cuse me Inuyasha. Kagome and I still have some—business to finish.” He said this as he pushed Inuyasha back, out of the way of the door, picked up Kagome bridal style, in one smooth motion, and shut the door with a smirk.

 

I don't want no scrub….

 

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Author's Note: Hope you like it. I also hope that explains what happened between Sesshoumaru and Kagome, after my first one shot. This is just the sequel to `Before He Cheats'. I also have this on another site at fanfiction.com

 

;P lol…if you catch my drift that is…

 

Hope I didn't ruin the story.

 

Disclaimer: I do not own Doritos'. They own themselves, and I give credit to those who created it. I do not own Frapuccino. They belong to whoever created them. Not me. I do not own Panda Express, Victoria's Secret or anything else I might have missed. Read and review. Please and thank you. If I've forgotten anything, tell me, and I'll fix it.

 

Song: No Scrubs

Artist: TLC

 

Hope you like it.

 

ROCK ON AND PAYCE!