InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Not Another High School Fanfic ❯ ROTFLMAO ( Chapter 12 )

Chapter 12: ROTFLMAO

Normal POV

That Friday, Hana told everyone that she had created a chat room especially for them. She handed out the password and instructed everyone to log on that night.

`IM' POV

SuperBunnyK20 has just signed in

SuperBunnyK20: I'm the first one here, whoo!

BabyBlueSoprano has just signed in

SuperBunnyK20: Sissy!!!

BabyBlueSoprano: What it do twin, what it do…?

SuperBunnyK20: Aoi why are you talkin' like that?

BabyBlueSoprano: Just feel like it…whatcha doin?

SuperBunnyK20: Eating pizza.

BabyBlueSoprano: Ooooh, I know you wanna gimme some pizza!

SuperBunnyK20: I'll email you some, how bout that?

Miroku'sKeeper has just signed in

BabyBlueSoprano: Sango!!!

Miroku'sKeeper: `Sup bitches.

SuperBunnyK20: Oh see, why we gotta be bitches? Why can't it just be, `hello my lovely friends' or `greetings to my companions'?

Miroku'sKeeper: …….

SuperBunnyK20: Okay. Well anyway Sango, what's up with that name? You're making Miroku-kun sound like a dog! 

Miroku'sKeeper: I am his keeper. I'm also his fiancée….

BabyBlueSoprano: Ha, you all pressed…

Miroku'sKeeper: Well excuse me but wouldn't you be `pressed' too if your little `Kotsu-chan' proposed to you Aoi?

BabyBlueSoprano: Mm…Maybe?

Miroku'sKeeper: Yes you would! And Hana would be pressed if Sir Fluffs-A-Lot proposed to her!

BabyBlueSoprano: LOL

SuperBunnyK20: I wish you all would stop making fun of him and making up all of these nicknames! He has a name! It's Sesshomaru!

Miroku'sKeeper: Yes…but it's also Sir Fluffs-A-Lot….and Fluffykins.

BabyBlueSoprano: And don't forget `Lassie'!

Miroku'sKeeper: LOL

SuperBunnyK20: Oh see, you guys are just mean…☹

MySwordIsBetterThanYours has just signed in

Miroku'sKeeper: Inuyasha has arrived everyone!

SuperBunnyK20: w00t!

BabyBlueSoprano: w00t!

MySwordIsBetterThanYours: `Sup.

BabyBlueSoprano: Inuyasha…

MySwordIsBetterThanYours: What?

BabyBlueSoprano: WTF is ^ with that screen name?

MySwordIsBetterThanYours: My screen name is awesome, thank you very much!

Miroku'sKeeper: Tetsaiga is kinda cool though…

SuperBunnyK20: What???

BabyBlueSoprano: What that other chick said…

Miroku'sKeeper: Nuthin'… but really Inuyasha…of all the names…

MySwordIsBetterThanYours: I was also thinking of that song by Kelis…you know…my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard (no homo)

BabyBlueSoprano: And they're like, it's better than yours…

MySwordIsBetterThanYours: Damn right, it's better than yours…

BabyBlueSoprano: I could teach you, but I have to charge…

Miroku'sKeeper: You guys are idiots.

BabyBlueSoprano: Look spo'…we are havin' fun! So leave us alone!

Miroku'sKeeper: WTF is `spo'?

BabyBlueSoprano: Yet another one of my words! Along with `sweet', `succulent', `scutmuffin', `scut-hoe', and other phrases.

Miroku'sKeeper: Mm, I'm tellin' you chickadee, you are sumthin' else….ay yo, twin! Hana you still there?

SuperBunnyK20: Yes ma'am!

LadiesLuvMe has just signed in

SuperBunnyK20: Miroku-kun!!!

LadiesLuvMe: Hello there, Hana!

SuperBunnyK20: How'd you know it was me?

LadiesLuvMe: Who else would have a name that hyper?

SuperBunnyK20: True, true ☺ I did make up this name when I was like, high off of like six bottles of soda and ten boxes of pocky.

Miroku'sKeeper: Good god…oh and um, excuse me `LadiesLuvMe' but where's MY hello?

LadiesLuvMe: Hello Sango! My life, my love, my world, my everything….how I have longed to confront your wonderful grace

Miroku'sKeeper: Okay thank you sweetie, I feel important now.

LadiesLuvMe: Great! ☺ Oh and btw Inuyasha, about your screen name…

MySwordIsBetterThanYours: What now?!

LadiesLuvMe: I think you oughta change it. It could be seen as a…dual meaning if you catch my drift…

MySwordIsBetterThanYours: …I really don't.

LadiesLuvMe: Think about it for a second.

MySwordIsBetterThanYours: …I just got it! OMG, Miroku…

SuperBunnyK20: Miroku you may have stopped being a little pimp but…but you're still a freak…

BabyBlueSoprano: I don't get it!!!

Miroku'sKeeper: Aoi… Just don't worry about it precious…*sighs* Miroku you really are a freak though…

LadiesLuvMe: Hey, how can you blame me? It's just the way I am…

JewelGrl has just signed in

BabyBlueSoprano: Kagome?

JewelGrl: Yup! It's me!

BabyBlueSoprano: Ooh and I was right! How you like them apples???

SuperBunnyK20: Aoi, chill out!

BabyBlueSoprano: You chill out, Pocky Girl!

SuperBunnyK20: *ignores psychotic twin* Why'd you choose that name Kagome?

JewelGrl: You like it? I've never really used IM before, so I just made it up. I was thinking about how beautiful I am and thought, `Hey! I'm pretty like a jewel!'

LadiesLuvMe: *cough, hack*

BabyBlueSoprano: Aw, y u goin' on Kagome like that, Miroku!

JewelGrl: Miroku you STFU! Anyway, how is everyone doing?

LadiesLuvMe: I didn't know you had it in you to use that language Kagome! Anyway, I am quite splendid...

BabyBlueSoprano: I'm just great

SuperBunnyK20: I'm just great

Miroku'sKeeper: I'm okay

JewelGrl: Hehe...and how about you Inuyasha?

MySwordIsBetterThanYours: ….

JewelGrl: Fine, you don't have to say anything if you don't want to…

Miroku'sKeeper: Inuyasha, Kagome's talking to you! Say something!

MySwordIsBetterThanYours: Something…look, I gotta go do…something. So I'll see u all later…

MySwordIsBetterThanYours has signed off

JewelGrl…Great…I chased him away…

SuperBunnyK20: No u didn't…he just had something to do

JewelGrl: no, I know he left because of me…

Miroku'sKeeper: Don't beat yourself up Kagome. Inuyasha is just being a jerk.

JewelGrl: No he just can't stand being around me or talking to me.

JewelGrl has signed off

BabyBlueSoprano: Ah man…

Miroku'sKeeper: This sucks…

LadiesLuvMe: No kidding.

KingKotsu has signed in

KingKotsu: What's up peoples!

BabyBlueSoprano: nothing much Kotsu-chan...

SuperBunnyK20: Yeah…nothing much…

KingKotsu: Damn! What's with the mood?

BabyBlueSoprano: Two words…or rather two names…Inuyasha and Kagome

KingKotsu: Oh I get it…I just scrolled up the page and saw what happened. What's with that guy?

Miroku'sKeeper: I really don't know…but the relationship between those two have been bumpy since he started going with IT

KingKotsu: IT?

BabyBlueSoprano: Yeah, that thing doesn't deserve a name!

SuperBunnyK20: Agreed.

BringinSmexyBack just signed in.

KingKotsu: What the…? Who is that that just signed in?

SuperBunnyK20: Sessho-chan!

Miroku'sKeeper: What?! You mean Sesshomaru? No way!

BringinSmexyBack: Yes it is me. Surprised?

LadiesLuvMe: Tch-yeah.

BabyBlueSoprano: Pretty much.

SuperBunnyK20: But it's true! My baby is bringin sexy back!

BabyBlueSoprano: No Hana its smexy....ROTFL

BringinSmexyBack: Okay can we get off of my screen name?

Miroku'sKeeper: I'm sorry but I have to ask…what made you pick that?

BringinSmexyBack...I'm sure you'd like to know that now wouldn't you…

Miroku'sKeeper: Uh, yeah.

LadiesLuveMe: You are not bringing smexy back...I'M bringing smexy back!

BringinSmexyBack: My smexiness does in fact surpass your smexiness; therefore I am the one who is indeed bringing smexy back and not you.

Miroku'sKeeper: ......

BabyBlueSoprano: O_O You Sesshomaru, are the only person I know who could possibly make the word `smexy' sound serious.

BringingSmexyBack:

BabyBlueSoprano: EW! Stop smiling! Every time you smile a cat girl dies! Think of the cat girls! Think of Chiyo!

BringingSmexyBack: I can keep doing this, just because it bothers you Aoi....

BabyBlueSoprano: NO!!! Hana, make him stop! *cries*

SuperBunnyK20: Sessho-chan! Stop it! Pwease?!

BringingSmexyBack: Fine...

Miroku'sKeeper: Looks like Hana's got you wrapped around her finger, eh Sesshy???

BringingSmexyBack: STFU.

Miroku'sKeeper: Um, no.

LadiesLuvMe: *sigh*

SuperBunnyK20: You two are a trip...hey Bankotsu, u still alive?

KingKotsu: Yeah...so nice of you to notice! I felt so left out

BabyBlueSoprano: NO! Don't feel left out! Me luvs you!

KingKotsu: No, it's too late...I've been neglected...and there is now an ice box where my heart used to be...

LadiesLuvMe: I swear if one of you makes another song reference....

SuperBunnyK20: What u gonna do Miroku? What u gonna do???

LadiesLuvMe: I'm gonna….

SuperBunnyK20: Look I'm making another song reference! High on the hills with the lonely goatherd, lay-od-lay-od-lay-he-hoo

BabyBlueSoprano: Yodell back with the girl and goatherd, lay-od-lay-od-low

SuperBunnyK20: Wind it up!

LadiesLuvMe: That's not really a song reference because its not referring to something somebody said.

BabyBlueSoprano: Wind it up, uh, uh, uh, uh

LadiesLuvMe: I give up…

SuperBunnyK20: Ha! `LadiesLuvMe' has surrendered!

BabyBlueSoprano: W00t!

KingKotsu: This is the key that makes us wind up. When the beat comes on, the girls all line up

SuperBunnyK20…

BabyBlueSoprano…

KingKotsu: What?! I thought we were going to keep going!

BabyBlueSoprano: No sweetie we were done.

KingKotsu: Oh…

SexylicousKatBabe has just signed in.

Miroku'sKeeper: Who is that??

SuperBunnyK20: The one that goes prowling in the night…the most dangerous feline in Tokyo…the keeper of the keys...the mistress of Murderer's Row...Matron Mama Chiyo-chan!

SexylicousKatBabe: Yep it's me! Thanks 4 th3 introduction Hana...kinda lengthy but...

SuperBunnyK20: No prob.

LadiesLuvMe: Chiyo? Chiyo…Oh! That's that hot cat chick that made Hana and Aoi's cake!

Miroku'sKeeper…

LadiesLuvMe: Of course Sango is hotter!

Miroku'sKeeper: That's better.

SexylicousKatBabe: It's nice 2 s33 u remember m3.

BringinSmexyBack: I'm assuming this is who you were talking about Aoi.

BabyBlueSoprano: Yes! Now apologize to Chiyo for smiling!

BringinSmexyBack: I apologize.

SexylicousKatBabe: What?? I don't get it.

SuperBunnyK20: don't worry about it…but I really do like when u smile Sessho-chan…

BringinSmexyBack:

BabyBlueSoprano: AHHH!

SuperBunnyK20: I meant in real life not in the chat room!

BringinSmexyBack: Oh.

SexylicousKatBabe: u guys r w3ird

SuperBunnyK20: You're one to talk! At least we're not replacing a whole bunch of letters w/ numbers!

SexylicousKatBabe: What's wrong w/ that? At LeAsT Im NoT dOiNg thIs…

BabyBlueSoprano: Ugh! I hate when people do that!

KingKotsu: That cake at the party was really good…

SexylicousKatBabe: Why thank u.

BabyBlueSoprano: Wow Kotsu-chan. U just came out of nowhere…

KingKotsu: Yeah I came out of the dark abyss where u abandoned me

BabyBlueSoprano: I didn't abandon u!!!!

KingKotsu: I know. I'm just messin w/ ya.

BabyBlueSoprano: Yeah…u like doing that, don't u?

KingKotsu: Pretty much.

LadiesLuvMe: Just like I like messin with Sango! *IM grope*

Miroku'sKeeper: Miroku! *IM slap*

SuperBunnyK20: u 2 will never change…

JewelGrl has signed in

SuperBunnyK20: Yay! Kagome is back!

JewelGrl: Yeah I'm done being `emo'.

BabyBlueSoprano: Good.

BringinSmexyBack: What is `emo'?

BabyBlueSoprano: ...UM.....uh.....

KingKotsu: U kno Kagura?

BringinSmexyBack: Yes. That girl who just randomly flips off people in the middle of the hallway?

KingKotsu: Yeah, SHE'S emo...

BringinSmexyBack: Oh...

MySwordIsBetterThanYours has just signed in

BringinSmexyBack: Great...

MySwordIsBetterThanYours: What's wrong Sesshomaru? You don't wanna talk to me? Cuz ain't no one forcin' ya!

BringinSmexyBack: You're right, I can barely stand living in the same house with you, so why would I want to be in the same company as you in cyberspace? Hanako...and friends...it's been swell...

BringinSmexyBack has just signed off

BabyBlueSoprano: Well damn...Hanako and friends...? We don't even get individual goodbyes?

Miroku'sKeeper: I guess not... man, even after all this time it's still so hard to believe that you and Sesshomaru are brothers.

MySwordIsBetterThanYours: Halfbrothers.

KingKotsu: It's hard to believe that you two are related, how bout that?

MySwordIsBetterThanYours: That works I guess...

LadiesLuvMe: But really Inuyasha did you have to like... throw him out like that though?

MySwordIsBetterThanYours: Sesshomaru has a free will. If he didn't wanna get off he didn't have to!

SuperBunnyK20: Either way Inuyasha, where did u come from?! I thought you had some stuff to do!

MySwordIsBetterThanYours: I did have some stuff to do! Y u all in my business?!

BabyBlueSoprano: Cuz we can b!

JewelGrl: So wait…you didn't leave because of me?

MySwordIsBetterThanYours: No…y would I leave because of u?

JewelGrl…I…oh never mind.

MySwordIsBetterThanYours: If u say so…

I'mthe#1Biotch has signed in

SuperBunnyK20: WTF?! Who is that?!

BabyBlueSoprano: I know that's not who I think it is…

I'mthe#1Bitoch: Yes it's me! Kikyo!

BabyBlueSoprano: (how u no I was talkin about u tho?)

SexylicousKatBabe: Who?

Miroku'sKeeper: O_O

LadiesLuvMe: oh no…

KingKotsu: oh shit…

SuperBunnyK20: How the hell did u get the password for this chat room?!

I'mthe#1Bitoch: Y Inuyasha gave it 2 me of course…

JewelGrl: Inuyasha! Why would you do that?!

I'mthe#1Bitoch: What r u complaining 4? Don't u like talking to me, cousin?

JewelGrl: …..

BabyBlueSoprano: No she doesn't!

I'mthe#1Bitoch: I didn't ask u!

BabyBlueSoprano: Well I'm tellin you, hoe!

MySwordIsBetterThanYours: Uh my bad…I didn't think u would mind…

SuperBunnyK20: Didn't think we would mind?! If we didn't want her at our party why would we want to chat with her?!

I'mthe#1Biotch: Oh yeah I heard about your little party….I heard it was stupid and boring…

Miroku'sKeeper: Shut up Kikyo! Damn, always tryin to start shit...

SexylicousKatBabe: Wait a minute…Is Kikyo that snotty bitch u were telling me about Hana?

SuperBunnyK20: Yes that's her!

I'mthe#1Bitoch: how dare u talk about me behind my back to your little friends!

BabyBlueSoprano: I kno right? I mean it's not like YOU would ever talk about someone behind their back right Kikyo? *cough*

KingKotsu: Exactly, If I'm correct you do that same thing and she's actually right…u r a snotty bitch…hell, even your screen name says you're a bitch!

BabyBlueSoprano: Go Kotsu-chan!

I'mthe#1Bitoch: Oh shut up…nobody asked your little asshole boyfriend for his comment

BabyBlueSoprano: Bitch, last time I checked all people were born with the ability to speak their mind. So I'm not going to `shut up'. If I wanna say somethin, then dammit I'ma say it! Second of all, I don't know who the hell you think you are calling my boyfriend an asshole! Shit, at least I have a boyfriend and not a fuckin lapdog!

MySwordIsBetterThanYours: So what, now I'm a lapdog?!

I'mthe#1Biotch: You know, I don't think I appreciate Akai over there using such vulgar language with me, so I'm going to talk to her sister...so Hana, turn any tricks for Sesshomaru lately?

SuperBunnyK20: Okay, my sister's name is Aoi not Akai...and can you please STFU...you stay tryin to start shit! Kno wat? I'm out...

SuperBunnyK20 has just signed off

SexyliciousKatBabe: Hana-chan! NOO!

SexyliciousKatBabe has just signed off

LadiesLuvMe: *sigh*

LadiesLuvMe has just signed out

Miroku'sKeeper: Well I see no point in staying on here much longer...

Miroku'sKeeper has just signed out

BabyBlueSoprano: Neither do I...

BabyBlueSoprano has just signed out

JewelGrl: Inuyasha y did u have to do this?

MySwordIsBetterThanYours: What's the big deal?! I still don't get it...

I'mthe#1Biotch: Yea Kagome, wat's your issue?

KingKotsu: Um, no thanx...this is a love triangle that I'm NOT trying to get mixed up in...

KingKotsu has just signed out

JewelGrl: Great, now everyone's gone...I might as well leave too...so you two can like, talk alone or whatever...

JewelGrl has just signed off

I'mThe#1Biotch: This is great! Now we have the chat room all too ourselves Inu-chan!

MySwordIsBetterThanYours: Well actually, I'm gonna go now too...I'm kinda tired.

I'mThe#1Biotch: ...um...okay...

MySwordIsBetterThanYours has just signed off

I'mThe#1Biotch: *yawn* these losers...

I'mThe#1Biotch has signed off

 

Hana's POV

After I logged off of my screen name I called Aoi so that I could rant with her. When she answered the phone she didn't even bother to greet me, she just rambled on...

“That bitch!!! She's got so much fuckin nerve! Someone needs to pimp-slap her in her mother-fuckin face Omigod...”

I lie to you not, before that moment I had never heard Aoi cuss that much. Kikyo *glass breaks from saying it's name* could really bring out the worst in people...

“Aoi chill out! It'll be okay!”

She heaved a deep breath and continued on, “This is so messed up though, all you were trying to get us to do was have us talk as friends and stuff. But all that had to be ruined...”

I knew she couldn't see me but I nodded in agreement.

“We're gonna get her...”

“What?” I said.

“That thing...we're gonna get her. She's been doin and talkin too much shit and she needs to get hers! Soon enough....you're gonna help me though right?”

I was about to say `no' because it wouldn't be right to stoop down to her level. But then I thought about her little rumors, how much she mistreated Kagome, and especially her little comment about me `turning tricks'.

“Yeah, I'll definitely help...she needs a taste of her own poison.”

“Don't you mean `medicine'?”

“As evil as she is? No sweetie, it's poison.”