InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Nozomi High School ❯ Evil Plans and Supermarket Scams ( Chapter 3 )

Kirara's POV

"Kagome do you think I can stay over at your house tonight?" Sango asked out of the blue while we walked backed to her house. "I hate staying home before school starts you know how my mother gets…"

It was true we did know how her mother got. Extremely over protective she was lucky if she got out the house without kneepads and a first aid kit! "Yeah Kagome can I stay there too…" Rin said gently. "I really am attached to my condo if I stay there you won't see me the first week of school." Kagome nodded a yes.

"Not like it matters," I said looking at Rin. "You're a genius and a Muse." I looked at her as she blushed slightly.

"Am not, I'm part human, fairy, nymph and spirit. There are only nine Muses and the only one that's related to me is, Terpsichore, the Muse of Dance, my 3rd cousin. And I'm not a genius."

"You skipped two grades Rin, and they would have had you in college if you hadn't said you didn't want to grow up so fast." Ayame chipped in.

It was true when Rin was in 5th grade they wanted to skip her to college but she said that she wanted to grow up like a normal child. Well her mom said it mostly. That was Rin's mother for you, before the accident and she passed along with Sesshoumaru's mom and Kagome's dad. They tried to force her to go. They tested her and a lot of things. She was 10 and scored a 1600 on the American SAT. But her mom said no. And her dad would have been a psycho to disagree. He would have got cut off, and he wasn't stupid.

"Shut up… I would miss my friends too much… Kagome and Sango." She said smiling at the mad looks on Ayame and my face.

"Hey, what about us?" Ayame and I cried out at the same time.

"I wouldn't miss you two one bit…"

"But I know who you would miss," I practically purred out.

"Yeah," Ayame said figuring out my plan, "SESSHOUMARU."

Rin's face went white then it turned red and she looked at the ground. "It can't be that obvious… can it?"

"Actually," Sango said getting into the conversation. "It was harder to figure out than Kirara and Shippo. Really Rin, I would have still been a little doubtful if I hadn't just seen your expression."

"What do you mean me and Shippo?! There is nothing there." I said trying to put on an emotionless mask like Sesshoumaru. It didn't work as well as his though.

"Right…" Rin and Ayame sang out.

"Well there isn't," I said holding back my blush.

"Just like there is nothing between Ayame and Kouga and Inu Yasha and Kagome." Sango stated a matter a factly.

"Oh Yeah, what about you and Miroku?" I asked flatly.

"That stupid lech, in another life…"

Ayame was ranting on about why she did not like Kouga when Kagome stopped dead in her tracks. Her bangs covered her eyes and she balled up her fist. "Kagome?" Ayame questioned.

"How could you think I like that selfish, stupid, idiotic, pompous, stuck up, evil conniving piece of DOG SHIT?!" Kagome said through clenched teeth.

"Any other time she would be blushing so what did he do Kagome?" Sango asked with a bored expression.

"Ummm… He read my 2nd diary and thought he could get away with it. He wrote comments all over the pages. I saw him with it. I need revenge I want to kill him but I plaster on a smile and go." Kagome said. All of us looked pissed. Diaries are sacred things not to be read by unholy eyes. We all had our own and pitied Kagome. Kagome had two dairies because she had a little brother and Inu Yasha got the wrong one but it still hurt. (Lame but I needed a reason to get Inu Yasha. Actually that's not the real reason she is mad you have to wait to figure it out.)

Rin's eyes sparkled and she knew what to do. "Hey Kagome would you mind if everyone came to your house tonight, including the boys? Ayame and Kirara you'll need to be there too, well you'll want to anyway."

"Rin what are you thinking, I don't like that look. That's the look a snake has after it corners a meal and before it eats it and starts digesting." I said as a shiver went up my back.

"Oh… It's another wonderful show by the innocent but evil Rin, count me in!" Ayame yelled excitedly.

"I guess, as long as we don't get killed I'm in," I looked toward the setting sun. It was going to be a long night.

"I don't think I can house that many people in my room." Kagome said flatly remembering the last one of Rin's plans, which had Kouga, pissed for weeks and smelling like fish for two.

"Your basement's fine and your mom never minds, she trusts us, but might do well not to," Rin said.

"Okay then I'll help what's the plan Rin," Sango said happily. Rin told them the plan as they walked toward Sango's house. (Hahaha you must wait to hear it!)

"Simply devious…" Ayame said.

"What if we all get caught?" I questioned.

"It's fool proof. And if something goes wrong I'll take all the blame, okay." Rin responded happily.

"You are the goddess of evil, lead us Rin. What must we do first?" Kagome said in a zombish voice.

"Okay, Sango you get food. It's all on me, here." Rin handed Sango a handful of fifties and twenties. And Sango raced of to her midnight blue 2003 jaguar with slayer written on it in different languages. "Kirara you can get the movies from your house." Kirara then started moving toward her light pink Ferrari with wind spirals painted on the side. "I'll get the sleeping bags from mine. Kagome call the boys and the pizza guy. Then you and Ayame can set up everything down stairs. When we all get back we can put up the food and lay out the sleeping bags. Everyone has their assignments? Good lets move out troops meet back here at 1800 hours." Rin said as she saluted them all. Ayame moved toward her black viper and raced the engine while waiting for Kagome who had left her car at home.

"Oh Sergeant," Kagome called.

"Yes private…"

"Sesshoumaru's phone is on the fritz ma'am and he's been avoiding Inu Yasha so could you ride by his place and tell him sergeant," Kagome asked in her best army voice.

Rin looked at Kagome suspiciously. `She's up to something…' Then after a few moments of contemplating said, "Will do PRIVATE, dismissed." Rin did an about face and marched to her dark purple 2004 Porsche 993 with crescent moons and stars decorating the hood and dark blue flames on the side.

Kagome had an evil smirk on her face as she sent Rin to her doom. It was a minor Inu mating season, lasted about a week. Even Inu Yasha had been a little jumpy. Kagome knew about Sesshoumaru and his recent sleeping spells and knew there was a 50/50 chance that Rin would find him sleep. It was up to Rin, if Sesshoumaru didn't jump her, because she was wearing a tight blue shirt and matching mini with laced up heels, something she wouldn't normally wear, well… she would hear about it later. Ayame and Kagome hopped into Ayame's black viper and took of toward her house breaking a lot of laws including some of physics all the way there.

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*Supermarket*

Sango had met up with Shippo at the super market. They always get really hyper and crazy around each other. It is like their auras mixed together makes them high. It is worse than marijuana, I swear. In the middle of the shopping Kagome called. But he had already found out about the party by then. They went down the isles grabbing junk food.

"How about this?"

"Oooo… the new sprite remix, lovely choice Sango. What about these?" Shippo held up about 20 buckets of instant popcorn. Sango nodded gaily.

"How about the White Cheddar Cheez Its?"

"Yeah… and some gum and chocolate and hot dogs and chocolate and fries and chocolate and hamburgers and… M&M's." Shippo said happily bouncing around.

"I know, lets see if we can get Inu Yasha to eat tofu tonight." Sango said with a sparkle in her eyes.

"That sounds like fun! Hey isn't Inu Yasha allergic to tofu?"

"Yeah, he scratches a lot and sneezes and his nose turns red for a few hours…" Sango said happily.

So Shippo and Sango skipped through the isles singing the Wizard of Oz and getting strange looks as they loaded three buggies with junk filled with sugar that they didn't need. "Let's get some card decks too…"

"Yeah why not? We can play blackjack or bullshit or gin or strip poker… As long as Miroku isn't there."

"Okay, Even if we don't play at the party we have all school year…Hey you want some of this stuff," Shippo pointed to a lot of alcoholic drinks.

"Cool and I know how to get `em." Sango said with a gleam in her eyes as she grabbed some Barcardi Mix and Tequila and a lot of other things that she couldn't hold. She then dropped it all in a buggy.

After they were done shopping they went to the check out. Sango made sure to get in this dorky dudes line. "Um ma'am to get this I need to see some I.D." The guy said sliding his broken glasses up on his nose. He sounded like he was congested and constipated at the same time. He was short probably about 18 years old with short black hair and freckles. He had on black spenders, high waters, penny loafers and an apron that said `Welcome! Ask me for Help."

"No, but I could help you find my grandpa so he could get back his clothes…" Shippo whispered as he waited to see Sango's plan.

"Do I look like a little girl?" Sango said thrusting her cleavage in his face.

"No ma'am… but it is stores policy," He said reaching downward for his inhaler.

"Well you see… I keep my I.D. in my bra and I would have to take it off to get to it How…wie…" Sango licked her lips after reading the guy's tag.

Howie took deep breaths into his inhaler. "Or you could… stick your finger in there and find it for me." Howie looked like he was going to die and Shippo was rolling on the floor. Sango was hoping that she was right and this guy was not a geeky Miroku who would gladly try to stick his hand down her shirt. "Oh… If you are going to do a search… I prefer the middle finger Howie and I don't like it fast either really slow…"

"No ma…ma'am it…its… is o…o…kay. I'mmm suuurre you'rre are ovvver 21."

"Good… Now be a good boy Howie and bag my stuff." Howie nodded dumbfounded and unsure of what just happened. When he was done Sango pecked him on the check and picked Shippo up off the now clean floor. She made sure to switch and blow him a kiss before she got ready to leave. The stuff was in Shippo's Blue Escalade with spinning 24's and alligator interior.

Shippo who could finally form words said, " Oh just lol wait till lol Miroku hears lol about lol that lol over drinks lol. That was lol such a lol Kikyo thing lol"

"He won't hear about it okay you got it. Last thing I need is that hanging over my head. But I did see Kikyo do that once, but the guy was like 40 and they ended up in the back room before she could get her drinks…" Sango said.

"Ewww… Trashy drunk whore… That's Kikyo for you."

Miroku walked out of the store after looking at a traumatized Howie. Oh yeah, she was going to never hear the end of this one from him. Kagome had called and told him about the party and that Sango had went shopping for food. He was right around from the store when she mentioned it and went there. Only to find Shippo in his place too giddy to notice his scent. And that's when they went to check out and did that thing to Howie. It was horrible because it didn't happen to him.

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Kagome is trying hard to hook up Sessy and Rin. Later you'll learn she has been trying to do this since the accident that took Rin's mom, her dad and Sessy's mom's life. Look forward to her plans working and not having to satisfaction of knowing that they work until it doesn't matter. This is the one and only Starilight Hotaru see yah soon.