InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Nozomi High School ❯ Blooper Reel 1 ( Chapter 14 )

Hi this is Star…I dreamed this one up… regular scheduled chapters will be up before Friday. This is a blooper reel. If you have a DVD player you might know what that is. It is basically all the stupid things actors do. Read it and tell me over and over again that I was high when I wrote this. I think I might do one every 10 chapters. But I'm like three late on this; anyway tell me what you think.

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Star: Okay take 3 act… wait, wait were is Sesshoumaru?

(Everyone looks at Rin)

Rin: What just because I go with him I'm supposed to know where he is 24/7?

Everyone: Well Duh!

Star: Shippo and Miroku go find my Fluffy-sama.

Rin: Bitch don't start

(Star and Rin start cat fighting)

(Miroku and Shippo walk into the dorms)

Miroku: Hey Sesshoumaru get your ass out here. We have a job to do!

Shippo: Time is money… WHADAFUCK!

TV: Dora, Dora, Dora the explorer… Boots and super cool explorer Dora…

Sesshoumaru: Grab your backpack… Let's go… Jump in…

Miroku: Back away slowly… avert yea eyes…

Shippo: We have to get back on the set before Star cuts our pay…

Miroku: He watches Dora…

Sesshoumaru: Say something and I'll gut you.

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5 minutes later

Star: Finally! Okay take 3… Great where the hell is Inu Yasha? Is Kagome here?

Kagome: Of course I'm here don't start.

Kikyo: I might know where he is…

Star: Kikyo Inu Yasha hates your fucking guts…Kouga go fucking find Inu Yasha now…

BlueAngel326: You sure do like the word fuck.

Kouga: Why do I have to find the damned mutt!

Star: Because I have your pay check now fetch you fucking BITCH!

BlueAngel326: How do you call boys bitches…?

Star: Anyway…

Kouga: Stupid jackass…

Star: Go fuck yourself…

Ayame: Don't talk about my man like that!

Star: Shut up bastard!

BlueAngel326: Do you realize you're a bastard child?

Star: Shut up you child who was born because of your parents honeymoon!

(Kouga leaves and goes to find Inu Yasha)

TV: Twinkie Winkie, Dixie, Lala

Yasha: Po… Teletubbies, Teletubbies say hello!

Kouga: Holy shit I'm not gonna let you live this down.

IY: Die wolf boy!

(Kouga and IY fight and end up knocking each other out…)

Kirara: We need paramedics in break room!

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(IY picks up Kagome in the basement and she hits her head on the hanging lamp.)

Star: Are you okay any broken bones?

Kagome: Owie! You are cut off for the next week!

BlueAngel326: OOOKAY…

(Kagome starts to walk off set)

Yasha: It is your fucking fault for being so light, eat a steak!

Kagome: 2 Months…

Yasha: Wait Kagome don't…

Kagome: And I'm not taking yoga for the rest of the year!

IY: NO Kagome being cut off is bad enough! Sesshoumaru help me out.

Sessy: You think I'm stupid little brother?

Star: Are you still taping this BlueAngel326…

BlueAngel326: Of course I am, this is great stuff!

Star: This DVD will be great! CUT…

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(Rin bends down to kiss Sessy, he grabs her waist and accidentally flips her onto the floor)

Rin: Sesshoumaru you're a jinx I swear… I think I broke my arm… It's bleeding.

(Sessy walks over to her)

Star: Does it look okay Fluffy-sama?

(Sessy licks the gash on her arm.)

Rin: (Blushes) You really don't have to do that…

Sessy: That does mean I won't…

All girls: Aww

BA326: That is so sweet…

Miroku: Yeah it is!

(Act of Mirokuism to BA326 and Star)

BA326: 1…

Star: 2…

Star and BA326: 3!

(Star and BA326 flip Miroku into a wall…)

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(Lunch Break, watching Rin and Sessy romance scene)

Kikyo: Inu Yasha, how come we don't have a scene like that!

IY: You want me to throw you somewhere? Then I can pretend I didn't do anything.

Blueangel326: Yeah do it. It'll be great for publicity…

Kagome: (nods head) Of course, great for publicity…

Kirara: Don't hurt yourself she is kinda heavy…

(IY throws Kikyo into trash)

Star: Get a close up!

Kirara: Oh that's great the trash falling out and is that mustard in her hair?

Shippo: Last weeks tuna surprise!

BA326: Sure, that's good Kikyo keep waving your legs like that. Okay…Cut!

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(Kouga and Ayame in tree)

Ayame: Kouga I…

VO: Their lips were half an inch apart. Closer… closer… almost there…

Yura: What are you two doing up there?

(Kouga falls as Ayame shakes the tree branch from surprise)

Ayame: Oops sorry Kouga… Are my bombs more painful than that?

BA326: Um Hum…

Kouga: Prettiful Ayame's… Dance Ayame's Dance…

(Ayame throws bomb at him and walks away.)

Ayame: Stop hanging around Miroku… I'm taking 5 Star…

Star: Okay… Cut Blue…

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(Ayame and Kouga in Mall dressing Room)

Star: Take 4 action!

BA326: Stay on the mark you two!

Ayame: Faster Kouga faster…

Kouga: OMG there's a little girl…

Sakura from Cardcaptors: You're not Li…

Star: Poor child she never stood a chance…

BA326: Now she's permanently scarred…

Star: Hey what was you favorite card?

BA326: Firey…

Star: Why?

BA326: Because I like fire and I'm a fire sign, Aires…

Star: I'm a pyro and a Leo so I love that card… Hey do you like the snow or the sleep? I prefer the sleep…

BA326: Hum that's hard…

Kouga: Hello, people we have a scarred child!

Star: Oh yeah…Take her to her set. It is two lots down.

(BA326 stares into the camera)

BA326: Is this thing still on?

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(Dark part of Set, Miroku and Sango? Miroku sees Sango in corner)

Miroku: Why dear, why are you here all alone in the dark? Is a frail being like you afraid of all the demons? Do you need a strong man to protect you?

(Mirokuism in action… Sango??? turns around, Miroku jumps back)

Onigumo: (Girlie squeal) Oh yes Miroku, I need a strong man like you to protect me from the demons. For I fear one is after me right now.

(Onigumo tries to kiss Miroku. Miroku tries to get away…)

(IY stares and Sango walks up behind him.)

IY: I didn't know you swung both ways!

Sango: That's what you get monk…

Star: That's really funny BA326!

BA326: I know I thought of it!

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(Rin and Sessy Mall scene)

Rin: My heart ached for you… I missed you so… My whole body ached for you…

Sessy: Did every piece of your body ache for me?

Rin: Yes… yeah um…(whispers) I can't remember my lines…

Sessy: (Sessy Smirks) Just like you…

Star: Cut Blue, Okay take 17, action!

Sessy: Did every piece of your body ache for me?

Rin: Yes every single piece…

(Cell Phone rings to Milkshake)

Star: Rin, come on is that professional?

Rin: Sorry boss lady I forgot to turn it off, hold on. Hello?

Rin's Grandmother: Hi honey what are you doing?

Rin: I'm shooting right now grams…

RGM: Really, is the Sesshoumaru boy there? I told you I want lots of grandkids…

Sessy: We can get started on that right now…

Rin: (Blushes) Yeah he's here Grams…

RGM: Ask him over for dinner tonight honey.

Rin: How about it Sessy?

Sessy: Why not?

BA326: My uncle has no food in our house ask if I can come…

Star: Yeah my mom is the same way, I wanna come too…

(Everyone else agrees)

Rin: Grams you got room for about 30 more people?

RGM: Of course honey, bring them all over…

Rin: Okay Bye grams.

Miroku: Dinner at Rin's!

Shippo: Party over here!

Rin: Everyone is invited excluding Kikyo, Onigumo and is Naraku even on set yet?

Star: No! And his pay is getting cut for it!

Rin: Well basically everyone I wish to destroy excluding Miroku Let's GO!

Everyone: Yeah!

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(Kagome and Inu Flashback)

Star: Take 6, action…

Kagome: You… you stupid, good for nothing, lazy ass, mangy mutt. Don't come near me again you idiotic muther…

IY: Kagome you forgot arrogant and pompous.

Kagome: Oh I'm sorry… I'll just keep going… You… you stupid, arrogant, pompous, mangy mutt. Don't come near me again you muther fucker. I don't even want to breathe the same air as you.

IY: Okay this time you forgot good for nothing and lazy ass. And it is idiotic muther fucker and after the breathe thing you call me a jackass…

BA326: Damn Inu Yasha, she was just trying to make you look better than you really are.

Star: Whatever you people just fucked up my scene, okay form the top.

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(Rin and Sessy going into basement)

(Rin trips and slides down the stairs)

Rin: Owie! That hurt like the fires of Hades!

Miroku: Let me make sure you didn't hurt your tail bone…

(Act of Mirokuism…)

(Sessy flies down stairs and starts punching Miroku)

IY: Star bet yah 100 bucks Rin stops the fight…

Star: You're on!

Kirara: I'm in too…

Rin: Great left hook Sessy!

Kirara: Pay up…

IY: Damn…

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(BA326 stands in her dressing room singing `Come' and dancing around like she's crazy.)

BA326: I get, I get, get the feeling…

Star: Man this is great footage, don't you think so Shippo?

Shippo: Yeah this rocks…

(BA326 spots Star and Shippo)

BA326: Get out of here you stupid jackasses, I'll get you back Star!

(BA326 throws stuff at them)

(Shippo and Star run away)

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(Star's naptime…)

Star: (Mutters) Of course I'll marry you Yoko Kurama…

BA326: Pay back is a bitch ain't it?

(Star puts thumb in her mouth and holds onto her puff-a-lump aka stuffed animal Star slept with until 6th grade)

Kirara: She doesn't look evil when she is sleep…

BA326: That is true and she sleeps almost 12 hours a day!

Star: Huh what are you doing here tooth fairy? I told you that you couldn't have my teeth yet I still have braces.

Kirara: OMG she is sleep walking.

Star: No bitch, you can't take my teeth! Then Kurama will never marry me! Die!

(Star sleep runs after BA326 who she thinks is the tooth fairy)

BA326: Cut it off Kirara!

Kirara: Don't wake her up! She might be brain damaged by the shock!

BA326: That's nothing new! Cut the camera off Kirara!

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Okay that was totally off. I actually typed this while on the phone with BlueAngel326. Go read her fanfics they rock… I know I'm the first person she read them to. Anyway cheers to you BA326. Oh on a review (Eternal_Kawuaie_Angel) I was asked about a good Rin and Sessy pairing okay here's a list of my favs!

Wait…

Here are my top ten Inu Yasha Fanfics.

MM= Mediaminer

EWA= ewa.holymango

FF= Fanfiction

*Hanging by a moment (MM)

**Malice Melodies (FF)

***The Love of a Student (FF)

***No More Words (EWA)

***Demon Huntress aka Virgin Virtue (MM/FF)

**Eien Ni Nakunatta Shunkan (MM/FF)

***Forbidden is my Unrequited Love (FF)

**Military Warfare (MM)

Right now I'm obsessed with three stars

Loving the two stars

And one star means it rocks

Shout outs to

Eternal_Kawuaie_Angel

Pure Devil

inu.ob

InuYashasLoveLorn

mint

inuyashaslover08

animeluver17

kikyou_104

MintlovesSR

the angel with black wings

Wow123

AngelicFireDevil

Inuluvher151

angelbabe17

and of course BlueAngel326

You are the only reason I continue to write thanks (cries off on the side)

Remember Read & Review or I'll forget about you and this story too…