InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Nunc Coniunctis Viribus: All Together Now ❯ Nunc Coniunctis Viribus: All Together Now ( Chapter 1 )

A/N: Thanks to InuHanyouNikkie for nominating Inu's dick from “Hanyou Fantasies” for Best Original Character in this quarter's IYFG awards. But, wisely so, the `quality' folks over there tossed poor Inu's dick out on its - er - `head' and said a body part isn't really a character. Inu's dick was feeling kinda lonely there for a day or two until Licentia poetica's `Inu's Demon self' from her award-winning “Facets of the Living Jewel' got tossed out in the same category for basically the same reason. So, as LP and I were lamenting (between guffaws) this turn of events, Inu's dick started flirting with Inu's Demon, begging to let it do a parody where the two of them get together to get what they wanted. Inu's dick is one manipulative little creature and convinced Inu's Demon self that he'd get into Kagome about 10 chapters sooner in `Facets' if he let Inu's dick into the fray. And thus Schizo-Inu began to brew and now brings you an alternative version of `Facets' Chapters 23 and 25, wherein all Inu's parts (and Kagome) get exactly what they want and no old people get in the way. Even if you haven't read `Facets' you'll be able to enjoy this, but you should go over and read `Facets' anyway (on mediaminer.org and fanfiction.net). It's good stuff. Big thanks to Licentia poetica for allowing me to bastardize her wonderful and creative story - and for giving me the Muffcuntquim Call. [Anyone who doesn't recognize Inu's Dick or Muffcuntquim might like to read my fic, “Hanyou Fantasies” wherein she was first discovered by our horny hanyou and his uber-talkative appendage.] Disclaimers: Characters are all property of R. Takahashi, except for Inu's demon and human selves - which are Licentia poetica's, and Inu's dick, which - er - I guess has to be mine. Heh - I'm so proud - XD.

 

Key: Fonts for Schizo-Inu's thoughts

 

Inuyasha - thinking to himself

[Inudemon]

(Inuhuman)

Inu's dick

 

And for those of you who haven't already read Chapter 23-25 in Facets, Inuyasha and Kagome haven't `done it' yet at this point in the story.

 

 

Nunc Coniunctis Viribus:

All Together Now

 

“Shit, Kagome.” I held her limp form tightly in my arms as I climbed out of the well just as the moon broke the horizon. “Wake up!” What the fuck happened in there? What's wrong with her?

 

(She's hurt. Crap. What if it's our fault? She'll hate us!)

 

[It's not our fault. Get help.]

 

The voices in my head were annoying as usual. Ever since that fucking Goshinki had bitten Tetsusaiga in half, releasing my inner demon, my hanyou blood hadn't bothered to be mixed anymore and the demon and the human were constantly harping at each other in my brain. Sometimes I seriously thought about running my skull full tilt into a tree if they didn't stop their fighting, but they knew I was bluffing the second it occurred to me.

 

(We're not going away, so just get used to it.) My human self spoke up, failing to be helpful.

 

[Focus.She's still hurt. Go to Kaede and ask for help.]My demon self was slightly more helpful.

 

“Kaede!” I ran up to the old woman outside her hut. “Kagome's - uh-“ How the hell do I explain the time threads pulling at Kagome from the well when I don't even understand them myself? Knowing it sounded lame, I continued, “Uh, Kagome's… spirit or something… is still stuck in the well. Can you fix her?”

 

The old hag reached out to touch Kagome lightly and then looked at me, puzzled.

 

“I'm sorry, Inuyasha.” Worry knit her brow. “I do not believe I can `fix' whatever it is that ails her. Bring her inside.” I followed her stooped form, fighting the panic now toying with the speed of my heart. This isn't good. Kagome! As I sat with her in my lap, having to hold her head against my chest so it didn't loll off my arm, my breath became shallow and true fear stirred inside me. What if the rest of her never comes back through the well? At this thought, I felt another stirring, coming from deep in my belly. Anger? Frustration? Strength?

 

[Use the Mate Call.]

 

(Gah! No!) My human panicked at this suggestion from my demon half.

 

[Why not? It will bring her back. You want her back, don't you?]

 

(Yes… but what if it does more than bring her back?) My human would have squirmed if it had control of my body.

 

Thank kami I still control my body, even if I'm losing my mind…

 

[You fear me. You fear the power of ourMate Call.]

 

(Well… maybe… a little…)

 

[Do it!]

 

Knowing the demon was right, I tensed the muscles inside my torso and began the subsonic vibrations that I hoped would reach her and bring her back to me. When she didn't stir, I increased the intensity, letting some of my worry fuel my effort as I rumbled almost audibly through the space of the room. A tiny bit of gritty dust drifted down from the rafters of the hut and I heard the old miko suck her breath in.

 

(Oh good going, demon.) My human was still skittish. (You had to go and turn on the old lady!)

 

“Inuyasha,” Kaede said uncomfortably, “whatever you're doing, it's going to bring my hut down on our heads.”

 

[That's right,] my demon wanted me to growl at her, [I'll huff and I'll puff…]

 

Shut up! Work with me here! I was going to kill them both when we got out of this mess. A small board fell out of the roof and bonked me on the head at that moment.

 

“See?” Kaede had an I-told-you-so tone in her voice.

 

“Fine! I'll take her outside.” I stood in a quick motion, forced to stop The Call long enough to run into the woods to the Go-shinboku tree. I settled on its roots and turned up the vibrations until I swore I felt the tree behind me start to vibrate. After another few minutes of sending The Call into the forest around us, scaring the birds from the trees, I realized something weird was happening. I'd never done The Call this long or this hard before and I wasn't prepared for the effect it began to have on me this time. My whole body began to feel warm in the cool evening air, my heart beat faster and suddenly every smooth surface and soft curve on Kagome's body as she lay in my arms turned me on. I felt a decided flush, and I was pretty sure that the skin of my chest would be pink by now, the blood boiling to the surface. And that wasn't the only place my blood was boiling. Rushes of warmth and excitement were running wild in me everywhere, especially between my legs until I felt my cock start to thicken slightly where it lay - until recently quite limply - right under Kagome's butt in my lap. As it hardened, it encountered the fabric of my pants and then her. If I didn't know better, I would've thought the damn thing was happy.

 

I looked down at her, willing her to wake before my hard-on was fully engaged. I should be worrying about her - and I was - but I was also horny as hell.

 

[This is the `Mate Call.' Of course we'regoing to get horny - that's the point. Enjoy it.]

 

(You knew this would happen.)

 

[Well, duh.I can't help it if you two don't think ahead.]

 

As The Call continued its deep, lulling throbbing through my body and hers I focused on Kagome - and, I couldn't help it - all the skin I saw showing. She wasn't wearing her usual school uniform, or even the other clothes from her era. She was in her bedclothes… very skimpy bedclothes. A pink shirt with a fluffy white dog on it hung limply off her shoulder, cutting low away from her neck so I could see her collar bones and a good few inches below. Her shirt was so loose that I just knew if I tugged at the cloth just a little, one of her full breasts would pop right out, naked. My dick bumped excitedly into her rear at this thought and I took a breath. My eyes continued down further to focus on her little pants - shorter than her extremely short school skirt, if you can believe it - which revealed the length of her soft, naked thighs draping over my knee. Gulping, I followed her smooth lines down to - What the fuck? - fuzzy white shoe things on her feet? I looked at the dog on her shirt, and the furry feet and begun to wonder if she maybe wanted to be a dog… do things like dogs did…

 

Doggiestyle, for example…

 

Gah! Stop it! Where did that come from?

 

Kagome's lashes fluttered and my heart leapt. If I can just keep The Call going, she'll come back to me! I heard her heart beat faster now too and felt the warmth of her skin burn into me as her body unconsciously responded to mine. Reaching up to brush the hair away from her brow, I concentrated on at her pretty face and saw it begin to twitch with signs of life that mirrored the stirrings I sensed within her. Watching her respond to me, the Mate Call kind of took on a life of its own, beginning to add a deep base beat under the soft thrumming I was used to. I almost tapped my foot, but reminded myself to stay focused. I saw a little smile on her lips and my eyes widened to feel her little nipple harden under my fingers as they rested - accidentally, of course - on her breast. She was responding to The Call before she even woke up. Feeling her arousal, my own became unstoppable and my cock pushed up fully into her rear, blocked from straightening up into poking position. This is gonna get painful soon. As her eyes opened without focusing, I started to lift her off my lap, both for her comfort and my own.

 

Hui! Where you taking her? Put her back down!

 

Confused, I instinctively obeyed, and almost groaned out loud as her weight pushed down softly onto my now stiff and straight-up cock, pressing it against my stomach with a firm, warm pressure that sent another flush of excitement through me.

 

That's what I'm talkin' `bout…

 

This voice - I didn't recognize it. Who the fuck is that? It wasn't deep enough to be my demon and it wasn't wimpy enough to be my human.

 

(Hey! Who you callin' `wimpy'!)

 

You!

 

(Come on, Demon. You don't think I'm wimpy, do you?)

 

[Uh…]

 

Would you guys shut up?

 

Kagome wasn't fully awake yet so I kept the Mate Call going, resisting the urges building in me and bubbling in my blood, the urges that kept drawing my eyes to her soft skin and my nose to her delicate scent that was now spiked with something new and earthy. The pressure on my cock increased as it tried harder and harder to free itself of the soft fabric imprisoning it, smashing up into the knot holding my pants together. I shifted my hips to try to adjust her weight and take some of the pressure off my squished dick, but shifting just pressed it even harder into the cloth barrier around my waist.

 

Ow! Okay, you can move her now… I'm getting a headache.

 

Who the fuck are you?

 

There was a resounding silence from within as I lifted Kagome and laid her on the grass below the tree's roots. The silence felt embarrassing. I was so used to hearing voices that I thought I heard an echo of someone saying `idiot'. I could practically feel `them' shaking their heads in sympathy for my ignorance. I just wished I knew who that third one was, but in the interests of reviving Kagome, I ignored the silent treatment and kept The Call going, confident in her little movements that she was following it back through whatever time thread thingy she'd gotten lost in. She stretched and as her arms lifted over her head, hiking her little puppy shirt up to reveal smooth, creamy skin on her belly, the material over her still-perky nipples became taut against the swell of her breasts and I felt as though gravity were suddenly pulling me down on to her. I guess I shouldn't have been too surprised to realize that I had begun to succumb to The Call myself. I couldn't take my eyes off her breast as it got closer to my open mouth…

 

Woo hoo! About time, Inu! Lick one for me…

 

I kept falling towards her, encouraged by this new, brave voice urging me on.

 

(Gah! What are you doing? Don't listen to it!)

 

Don't listen to what? I had a little jolt of conscience and shook my head to clear it as I managed to sit up again, blinking into her eyes as she looked at me and smiled. I smiled back, so glad I hadn't followed whoever's advice to lick at her breast just then - receiving a `sit!' for sure - and I casually reached down and tried to loosen the fabric of my pants to conceal my raging hard on.

 

“Inuyasha?” Her voice was weak. “I couldn't get back…”

 

“I know, and you scared the shit out of me!” I think I sounded a tad bit unsympathetic to the ordeal she'd just been through… lost in time and all. Sure enough, her face clouded over and her features set in a frown. Unfortunately, her frown made her look really determined, which my demon thought also made her look really hot.

 

[She is a strong one. Worthy of the alpha-female position in our pack.]

 

I don't know about this `pack' thing, but strong women turn me on.

 

Suddenly, I felt my dick jump a bit in excitement and this and my brain began to make the connection… No… Please, Kami, tell me it's not-

 

[You do not know Pack Law? How can you call yourself a-]

 

Would you guys shut the fuck up?

 

Kagome was getting `that look' in her eye and I needed to concentrate on not getting sat. She blinked a few times and an even more ornery look came over her features.

 

“Hey… I'm starting to remember now.” She sat up and brought her hands to her temples, pushing the hair back over her ears. Seeing the pale skin of her ears against her dark hair made me want to lean over the give her earlobe a little nip. Her memory apparently returned because she gave me an accusing look. “Why were you using the Wind Scar at my family's Shrine? Did anyone see you?”

 

“Huh?” It seemed like so long ago I'd been whacking Tetsusaiga around in Tokyo, I'd forgotten that's how this had all started. “Yeah, so? Those `police' guys can't find me here. Who cares?”

 

“Police?” Her eyes were flashing now, making her look really sexy to my demon, and I saw her pull her fuzz-covered feet up under her as though she were ready to run. “My family cares, baka!”

 

Don't let her run back to the well! Do that `Call' thing on her again! As these words formed in my mind, my cock started jumping around in my pants, and I had the distinct sensation that it was trying to instigate The Call all by itself.

 

Holy shit… it IS my dick talking! My eyes widened and I immediately broke out in a sweat, hoping she didn't notice what was going on below my waist.

 

I swear my demon gave me an exasperated look and then said sternly to the overexcited new member of our little gang, [The Mate Call is not to be taken lightly. Do not abuse it.]

 

Oh. Okay. Sorry.

 

(You two are pathetic.) My human was not amused, listening to this exchange.

 

Kagome was staring at me, clearly expecting me to continue our conversation, but I'd gotten distracted, realizing that I now had yet another voice in my head - er - in my pants. “Hello?” she said.

 

“Right,” I focused on her again. “What were we arguing about?”

 

“You! Blowing up things in my world with your stu-, with your sword!” She was angry again and it was starting to piss me off, as was the fact that she still looked like she was about to run.

 

Oh no you don't! No way you're going back to the well!

 

Especially not after coming over here in those skimpy clothes and getting me all hard and happy. I agreed wholeheartedly with this observation. No way was I letting her half naked body out of my time period now.

 

(Hey, dummy. She just insulted our sword.)

 

[Get your priorities straight.]

 

Oh. Yeah.

 

“You almost called Tetsusaiga `stupid' didn't you?” All the heat in my body made me hair triggered and the heat of my sexual arousal quickly shifted to anger once I figured out what she'd been about to say. I suddenly felt the desire to roar at her. Gods, I'm so excited. Gotta calm down…

 

She looked away, still mad, but knowing that she'd almost overstepped her bounds in insulting Tetsusaiga, which had saved her fucking life more times than I could count. As if biding her time and looking for a distraction she reached up and swept her hair around her shoulder, exposing her bare neck to me, and before I knew what had happened my arousal rose to a whole new level and my whole body was burning with desire for her, my fingers flexing to touch her.

 

Whoa! That is so hot! Come on, Inu! Lick her and bite her neck! Oh please???? What's happening to me? Feel how hard I am? Come on, feel me! This is awesome!

 

[Stop. The female is baring her neck in a posture of submission. This is serious.]

 

But I'm still hard down here…

 

[Watch and learn.]

 

(Oh please.)

 

I barely heard the din in my head as sweat broke out on my neck and forehead and my breathing became shallow - I was practically panting as my cock became swollen with hunger for her and my fingers ached to reach under her shirt to cup her breast... My hand moved towards her before I managed to stop it. She stiffened without looking at me, as though she could feel my need for her even without The Call. As she turned to look at me our eyes met and I saw her realize what was happening and I smelled the sweat break out on her skin now as her heart sped up. I couldn't help myself, I cocked her a suggestive little smile. Seeing it and reading it correctly, her eyes widened and I felt her aura begin to build. She was going to run.

 

I am just so damned excited! She's going to run! This is great!

 

[If the female submits and then runs, she wants to be caught.]

 

Awesome. Run, Kagome!

 

(I don't like this…)

 

I felt trapped in some strange dream, my body responding to signals I didn't fully understand but found extremely stimulating. As I saw her bunch her muscles, ready to bolt, a wave of strength built in me and my adrenaline begin to bubble, ready to burst forth when needed. She felt it too, I could tell by the way she looked at me. She wasn't afraid, she was - curious.

 

She did it - springing up in the direction of the well, but I was faster. I knew I only had a second before she sat me, so I blocked her and swung my arm under her legs, pulling her down underneath me, just as she yelled-

 

“Sit!”

 

Down we went. I managed to block most of my momentum with my chin in the dirt by her side, but the sheer force of the magic drove my completely erect dick right into her stomach.

 

“Ow!” I growled.

 

“Ow!” She wheezed.

 

Ow! My dick whined. What the fuck was that for?

 

`Wince' went both my demon and my human from the sidelines.

 

Nobody answered my stupid dick as we all tried to recover. After a minute, my face was still stuck to the dirt by the beads, but she'd managed to start breathing again and was busy squirming under me.

 

“You sat on me!” She had the gall to be annoyed when I was the one still stuck by the spell. “And you- Ah!“ I knew she felt my dick bounce into her as it began to rouse from the stupor of being sat and realize it was pressed up against the warm, squirming object of its desires.

 

Oh, hey! This is great. Just stay right there while she wiggles around me… oh, yeah, baby… squirm a little more.

 

“It's about time you got the chance to feel that up close and personal,” I ground out between gritted teeth, hoping to distract her.

 

As she dug her heels in and pushed up against me, wiggling her hips against mine and grunting with the effort to get out from under me, my dick was in heaven.

 

I think she likes me! Feel her push? Uh… whoa… I like it when she bucks her hips like…ah….

 

She started to actually make progress in extricating herself from under me, each movement exciting my excitable cock more. I growled with my chin stuck fast to the earth. Just as she wriggled free the spell relaxed and I was able to gather my feet under me ready to spring. Looking up, I froze. She had scooted away from me and had sat up partially, leaning back on her hands, her open legs in front of me. From the place where her thighs came together blossomed a most amazing scent and it drew my eyes to gaze between the soft skin surrounding little wisps of curly, dark hair just barely covered by the flimsy material of her very short shorts. She doesn't have any underwear on. Suddenly, my body was alive again with a need for her, her open legs having a similar effect to her bared neck. I was panting again in no time.

 

Oh shit. Would you look at that? Jump her! I can break through this fabric. Just watch me!

 

(You, little guy, really need to learn to calm down.)

 

Who you calling `little'? What's wrong with you anyway? Are you telling me you don't think that her legs open like that, and that scent - ah - my dick got caught up in the smell of her- uh- her-

 

What's that thing called, anyway?

 

[I believe the technical demon term is `muffcuntquim.']

 

(You are so un-fucking-helpful, stupid demon.)

 

Wow. It's gotta name? Cool! My dick only had an eye for Muffcuntquim hiding coyly behind the little scrap of cloth between her thighs.

 

(Inu! Get a grip! She's still got her clothes on. Can you imagine what that stupid dick of ours is going to do if it gets her naked?)

 

Shut up, all of you! Of course I can imagine what it's gonna do. Why do you think this is so hard? I really needed to get a handle on the situation and the addition of my dick's voice really was not helping. Kagome had been watching me look hungrily at Muffcuntquim and I heard her heart speed up again. Wrenching my eyes to look up at her, I saw determination steal across her face as she got ready to run again. Without thinking about it, I launched myself at her and before we knew it, I had her pinned again, only this time she was immobilized, my knee over her thighs and one of her wrists in my hand near her ear. I was very aware of the heat off our bodies as it met between us, our breath and heartbeats in my ears were deafening. She turned her head sharply to one side to look at my hand holding her wrist and the muscle of her neck corded down from her ear, connecting at her collarbone and baring itself to me again as her shirt pinched under my other hand, stretching across her breast and off her shoulder. The growl from my throat was completely instinctive and not at all angry. Pure lust poured from me now as I focused on her body beneath me and I felt myself losing control.

 

Come on, Inu! Please? Lick her neck… For me? My cock was so hard in my pants and I felt it throb against the fabric, only an inch from Muffcuntquim.

 

(Gods, no! Would you get control of yourself? She's going to kill us!)

 

[You must secure her cooperation. As the alpha female, she deserves this.]

 

Really? Bummer. Can't we make an exception just his once? For me?

 

(Where did you come from? Can we send you back?)

 

[This is getting complicated….]

 

“Inuyasha?” Kagome could tell I was struggling to control myself, but she didn't know the half of it. Suddenly it occurred to me that if she used the mind meld to tap into my thoughts she'd hear my fucking dick talking. The other guys knew enough to keep quiet when she connected our minds, but somehow I knew my stupid cock would just use it as an excuse to try to seduce her. I had to do something fast.

 

“Look, wench,” I wrenched my gaze away from her neck with a supreme act of will and ignored my dick's little whimper. Trying to relax my voice, I said, “I'm sorry I worried you with my Wind Scar practice-“

 

“Practice?” Her eyes flashed darkly. “You baka! You got the police involved for practice?”

 

“If I don't practice, I'll never learn to use the damned thing!” With all the blood rushing around inside me, it was still too easy to get angry. “Now stop sitting me and stop trying to get to the well!”

 

“My home is on the other side of the well!” Her chest heaved under mine as she strained against my hold and it made me want her more. “I'll go there any time I want. Argggh!” She squirmed and wiggled her legs, trying in vain to move me, but I was rock solid over her and not going anywhere. “You can't tell me what to do! Get off me!”

 

[We can tell her what to do. We are the alpha male.]

 

(Tell her she's in danger if she goes back through the well.)

 

Tell her we want to fuck her!

 

Argggggh! Shut the hell up!

 

“Kagome,” my voice was low, “it's too dangerous. What if I lost you again?” She stopped struggling.

 

Oh good one! Wish I'd thought of that…

 

(Why don't you just leave this to us and go back wherever it is you came from?)

 

Hey! You're not the boss of me! And with an indicknant little pulse, my fucking cock actually pulled my hips down until it was lightly touching her and screaming for more. Come on! Gimme! Gimme!

 

“Lost me?” She repeated my words and then I saw her blush as she felt my suddenly-impossible-to-control dick press itself into her. Her blush was only part of her reaction, though, as her body relaxed into my grip and her eyes found mine. I saw in them a wave of desire that practically made me reel. Did she have any idea the impact her eyes could have on me?

 

[She is submitting.] My demon was positively ecstatic and I heard the echo of a howl in its voice which sent the hair on the back of my neck skyward. The demon became hungry and my mouth literally started to water as my demon imagined the taste of her skin. My dick picked up on this new desire and egged it on.

 

Yeah. And she's beautiful when she submits, isn't she, Big Guy? Unconsciously, my demon rumbled a little echo of the Mate Call in agreement. Even as her body responded, deepening her breathing, I felt her stiffen slightly again.

 

“Would you stop using that to control me?” The strength in her voice, despite her submissive position, called my demon forth and gave him the strength to talk to her directly through me.

 

“[Canicula magnifica…]” My voice was much deeper and more raw than usual as my demon rumbled out the Japanese translation of his Inu-ish native tongue, “[You are a magnificent bitch and I know you will obey me.]”

 

The spark of anger in her eyes was only matched by her amazement at the change of my voice.

 

“What did you call me?” She was tensing up again.

 

Oh fuck, what did I say?

 

(You called her a bitch, asshole.)

 

In two languages, bud.

 

[A `magnificent' bitch, morons.]

 

(Well, I don't think she likes it, jerk. Just look at her.)

 

We looked, and sure enough, I'd never seen her look so angry and her body had tensed again as she struggled in vain to break my grip.

 

(Good luck getting out of this one.)

 

Her wiggles underneath me were happily teasing my cock with little touches of the fabric between us. My dick had gone silent, lost in the little snuggles it was getting from Muffcuntquim. The two of them down there were starting a party without the rest of us. I desperately wanted to join, but the look in her eyes told me we still had some more work to do to bring Kagome along. What the fuck should I say?

 

[No clue.]

 

(Come on, Inu… Do something.) My human was getting nervous now, watching her face flush with deeper anger. (You know… If she knew we loved her, instead of just wanted to get in her shorts, maybe that would help?)

 

But we want to fuck her, don't we? My dick was confused.

 

(Well, clearly that's the only thought that will fit in your little head.)

 

Sum magnus, non brevis!  

 

Holy shit! My dick speaks Inu-ish too?

 

(What the fuck are you saying?)

 

[It's saying it's extremely large, not `little' like you said.]

 

Sum vastus!

[Huge, in fact.]

 

(Please tell me it's joking.)

Magister Mundi sum!  

[I think `master of the universe' isgoinga bit far...]

 

Kagome growled softly and looking at her again I realized now she was angry because I was ignoring her. Oh right, she asked us a question. What was it again?

 

Mmmmm. She wants to know why your demon called her a `magnificent bitch'. My dick was back into getting distracted with Kagome as she struggled against me. If you lower me just a tad, I'll work on her from this end. My dick was getting impatient with the little teases as she squirmed and it wanted more, pulling me down into her again. It had one last thought before yanking hard at my hips, Hey! Why don't you let me talk to Kagome?

 

([No!])

 

Well, if I can't use words…

 

“I don't understand you all of a sudden.” Kagome was getting even more angry, but I noticed that her nipples were hardened little nubs under her shirt, displaying her physical excitement - from The Call, and the proximity of our bodies. “Inuyasha, I asked y-“ Then her eyes opened wide as my dick pressed slowly and suggestively into the mound of flesh just above Muffcuntquin, pulsing against her. It was all I could do to keep from rolling my eyes back in my head and groan out loud as I felt my excited dick press against her hard bone, cushioned with such softness. I heard her breath catch in her throat and then her eyes hardened again, her features attempting to become more resolute. “WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?” Her eyebrows lowered dangerously and her lips thinned in anger, but she was blinking hard trying to concentrate. “Tell me now, or I'll `it' you from now `til the end of time when you get up to pee.”

 

We all winced a little at that thought, especially my dick. No way! She wouldn't do that to me! … Would she?

 

“Um. I called you a `magnificent bitch.” I closed my eyes in a really slow blink as my dick once more pressed against her and I felt the excitement of another surge of blood into it. Barely able to focus on my own words, I added meekly, “I'm a dog demon, right? Think of it as a compliment.”

 

“A mag-“ She was sputtering in anger but I felt her hips rise slightly, pressing against me and justifying the little game my dick was playing beneath the surface of this conversation. Now her eyelashes fluttered for a brief second. She was succumbing as much as I was.

 

Told ya I'd help. She wants us…

 

(What are you doing? You're seducing her, you little svengali!)

 

Stop calling me little!

 

[Calm yourselves.] My demon saw the advantages to this situation and only had eyes for the arch of her body as her breasts rose up, responding to a little nuzzle from below.

 

(You stupid demon! Our idiot dick is seducing you too! Are you gonna fall for that?)

 

My demon and I couldn't help it, and we lowered me onto her, tilting my hips fully into her and driving my ecstatic cock up between the warmth of our bodies. We all felt a little shiver move through her underneath my weight.

 

[Fall for? … yep...]

 

My mouth opened on her neck, and we allowed my tongue out for a small taste. She continued to sputter something incoherent, but at the same time she craned her neck up and to the side, baring it to me fully and calling forth my demon's full instinct to have her. For a moment, I let him take over. He released her hands and wrapped my arms under her back, pulling her into me with a rumbling growl which vibrated through us both, exciting my cock into happy little pulses between us. My mouth began to move over the skin of her neck, down to the depression between her collar bones sending little teasing tongue forays onto her chest.

 

“Inu-“ her hands slipped up against my chest and I felt her pushing me away gently, but with determination. A little muzzied by her scent, I lifted up to see her looking at me with a strange expression, somewhere between hurt and want. “Did you really just call me a bitch?”

 

(I told you!) My human was shaking with nerves. (Now What?)

 

“Kagome,” I wasn't sure what to say until my dick came to my rescue.Hey! Say that `love' thing the other guy said would work. See if that calms her down. “I love you.”

 

“What?” Her mouth fell open in surprise and I shook my head a little and blinked, unable to believe I'd just told her the truth. My human started running around in my head, flailing his imaginary arms in panic and my ears flattened, realizing that total rejection was a very possible result of my impulsive admission.

 

“Uh…” I couldn't believe I'd just said that.

 

(Oh fuck us! Dummy! I really didn't mean to say it out loud! Shit…. She's gonna kill us…)

 

[The truth is always the best course.] My demon was still swooning on her scent, highly aware of the heat from her body as it penetrated my clothes. He was barely conscious of the words we spoke, concentrating instead on the small movements of her heart fluttering against my chest and the pulsing vein in her neck. I began to feel The Call building in my belly again.

 

Hey guys! Look! It's working!

 

“Inuyasha!” Kagome's eyes had become soft and moist and a beautiful smile broke out across her face. “You love me?” I just nodded, not really trusting my mouth anymore, or any of the voices that might jump in to use it. “Then why did you call me a bitch?” She looked confused.

 

“I called you a `magnificent' bitch. It's like saying `wow, you're sexy' in Inu-ish.” A surge of energy moved through me as my demon felt confident that she would accept our explanation, “[And I really do speak Inu-ish,and that really is a compliment.]” Her eyes softened with comprehension.

 

She believes me.

 

She looked like she wanted to talk more, maybe ask about my demon's voice, but he had no intention of letting words get in our way anymore. My body tightened around her and she sucked her breath in as we both succumbed to The Call's increased intensity, its thrumming weakening our resolve to do anything but touch each other as intimately as possible. Our hearts beat together with the pulsing throbs as I took her mouth with mine, finally, following my instincts to probe her wet lips with my tongue, demanding entry to her smile.

 

She opened her mouth to me, inviting me in at the same time she stopped pushing me away and began pulling at me instead. I felt one of her legs move out from under my hips to wrap around the back of my knee. This had the effect of tilting muffcuntquim open to my dick, which had begun moaning in my ears something about heaven. The heat between us was burning my skin as we began to writhe against each other, caught in the rhythm of The Call, our clothes quickly becoming a hindrance.

 

(Slow down here!) My human was very uncomfortable all of a sudden. (Let's just be happy that she's not trying to bolt now, shall we?)

 

Aw, come on, partypooper! My dick was bouncing for joy and not about to be bummed out by anyone or anything. This is the good part! Just go with it.

(You're new around here, dickhead. You don't know what she can do to us.) My human's nervousness was starting to bug me, but it was absolutely pissing off my demon.

[Feel her beneath us, human.] As our lips sealed around the increasingly insistent motions of our tongues, slipping over each other, sliding against teeth and calling out little noises from us both, a growl rose from my throat, becoming lost in the reverberations of The Call and her little moans as her hand slid around the back of my neck, holding our hungry mouths together. [She is our mate. This is what mates do with each other.]

(Heh. Sure. I knew that.) If my human could gulp, it would have just done so. (But this is all so sudden. Shouldn't we-) My human stopped, brought up short by a particularly strong tilt of her hips into me. (Ah… Are we sure this is what she wants?)

Oh, yeah, baby. My dick was practically slathering now, hard as a rock and pulsing all on its own, beginning to set the rhythm of The Call. She wants it all right, it murmured. And she really did. Her breath was becoming ragged and as I shifted my weight to one side, giving my hand room to slide up under her shirt, skimming the flat of my palm along her ribs so my thumb could pet the lower curve of her breast. She did not stop me, but lifted her arm further around my neck, ensuring that it did not obstruct my roving hand. My fingers moved up to hold the swell of her breast on one side while my thumb gently pushed her firming flesh into my hand, and I experimented with a brush across her nipple, finding it hard to the touch. As my thumb moved over it, she gasped into my kiss and pressed herself against me. A wave of desire came through her aura at me, and my body contracted around her automatically. My demon continued The Call and my dick continued its gentle rocking against her, whispering something again about getting rid of all the clothes.

(Uh, guys?) My human sort of tugged at us all by the ear, and we all found it very annoying. (I'm really not sure she's ready for this.) Kagome brought her other leg out from mine and wrapped herself fully around me, smothering my dick in happiness.

Oh, yeah, Mr. Thickhead? My dick sounded smug. I call that a sure sign of readiness. Kagome squeezed herself against my stiff cock and I felt her lips open against mine in a smile as she felt how incredibly turned on I was. Give it up, dude. Just kick back, relax and enjoy the ride. I left her mouth with a flick of my tongue and moved down the slope of her throat, dying to lick that hard nub beneath my thumb. Her legs tightened around my waist in anticipation. Almost of their own accord, my hips began an intense rocking motion against her, moving with the rhythm of her heartbeat.

(Ah…)

It's good, eh? Come on, demon boy, help me out here.

Except for my dick, which was nobody's fool, I'd pretty much handed over my body to my demon by this point. His instincts were ruling us as he breathed her in and reveled in the spicy scent of her arousal. I knew he'd heard the conversation, but he didn't seem interested in words. I, on the other hand, was waiting for us all to get on the same page so I could enjoy this without all the stupid dialog in my head.

Demon! Did you hear? The human's not into it. We can't do this thing if we're not all together!

I felt an exasperated sigh from somewhere deep within me.

[Human.]

(Yeah…?)

[Follow me.]

(What?)

[Do not think. Follow me.]

Oh! I get it! We're going on a hunt! Cool! My dick bounced up and down again, making Kagome laugh as though I'd tickled her. She likes me! She likes me!

(Um. Okay…)

What the fuck? I was so confused, but then I felt a wave of warm excitement surge through me as my demon intensified The Call.

[You too, hanyou. Follow me.]

I set my hands down next to her shoulders and pushed up off her, but her legs did not release me, still wrapped around my back, which had the effect of lifting her lower body off the ground and keeping our hips in contact - making my dick happy as it enjoyed remaining the center of our bodies' attention. With a little jump, I pulled my knees up and spread them under her bottom and lower back, sitting back on my heels so that her hips rested on the tops of my thighs and she lay back before me, her shoulders still on the ground and her hair spilling out onto the grass. Pushing her shirt up to reveal her breasts, I had the distinct feeling of diving down into her, spreading my fingers out behind her shoulder blades to keep the arch in her back so I could more easily take her breasts with my open mouth. Sweeping my tongue around each nipple I sucked them deeply one at a time, calling forth her gasps. I nuzzled my nose against the sides of them, licking and tasting the soft skin underneath and then taking them once more into my mouth.

[Follow the scent.]

My human was quiet and we all watched her smooth skin heave with her breath under the sensations of my tongue, felt the warmth of her blood speeding under my fingers, and listened to her heart beat against us in time with the Mate Call. My demon moved my tongue between her breasts and took them both in my hands, softly caressing them as my tongue began its descent down her body. I had to scoot out from under her thighs, and slipped my fingers between her body and the flimsy fabric of her pants, pulling them down her hips until they stretched so tightly across my own thighs that I ripped at them with my claws, shredding them so I could cup her rear in my hands and lift Muffcuntquim to my lips. She draped her legs over my shoulders and I probed her hot flesh with my tongue.

Hey! What about me?My dick was feeling lonely all of a sudden as her rear left him.

(Shut up…) Finally, we had my human's full attention as her taste filled my senses and her excited little gasps stimulated every nerve in my body when she writhed against my mouth and in my hands. Her noises began to entrance my dick, too, keeping him stiff and hungry.

Good idea… My dick and human finally agreed on something and we all found her sounds, taste and movements captivating. Soon we were fixated on the urgency of her moans under my tongue, my cock straining against the fabric of my pants in a silent attempt to join the fun.

“Ah- Ah- Ah-“ Her little panting breaths were becoming rapid and my demon experimented with slowing my tongue over the hard nub of her excitement, taking time to explore the slick folds surrounding it. This had the surprising effect of increasing her excitement. The more slowly I moved, the more urgent her breathing until she huffed, “Inu- now…”

Yeaawwwwww… My dick strained up, stretching the skin at its base and I felt some moisture press into the cloth constraining it. Now… Do her now… I'm next….

[Follow her motions.]

All words and thoughts stopped as we became attuned to her breathing, heartbeat and movements as they wove themselves into the continued spell woven by The Call. Like a dance, my tongue and her body moved together, one giving and the other taking, until she squirmed in my hold and cried out, shuddering against my mouth and I kissed the dark hair against my lips with her last trembling. Lowering her to the ground, I rose on my knees above her. She lay beneath me, open to me, submissive to my need. My demon reached to free my body from its constraints, untying the ties of my shirts.

Hey! Let me out first!

Almost as though she'd heard its whine, Kagome got a hungry look in her eye and sat up to pull at the knot in my pants, quickly freeing my cock from the constraining fabric even before I'd managed to get my undershirt untied.

Woot! She so likes me! My dick just bounced around in her fingers as she wrapped her hand around it, sucking in her breath as our skin came into such intimate contact for the first time. Ahhhh…. Fuck that's good…. I couldn't help it and released a whispered moan from my lips. My dick was more direct, Come on, Kagome, give me a lick with that wet little tongue of yours.

To our amazement, it was almost like she could hear damned thing. (Um… er…) My human had been enjoying the show but as Kagome lowered her head over me, teasing my cock with a lick at the slit on its tip and sending an anticipatory shudder through my entire body, he got nervous again. (Hey! That's gross… She's not gonna like this.)

What!? It is not `gross'! My dick was indicknant once again. You are obviously not the most sexually experienced being in this body. What do you do? Go to sleep when he sneaks a look at those books she has in her room?

My demon was very impatient at this point and really wanted to concentrate on what she was about to do. [This is the way of it. We give, she gives. Follow me.]

I threaded my fingers through her soft hair as she moved forward again and I felt her hot breath on my shaft. I let another sighing moan into the throbbing beat of The Call as she experimented with my taste, tracing the tip of her tongue down the soft slope of the head and along the ridges of my shaft as it thrust up into the soft caresses of her hands. Her light movements were tantalizing, teasing.

Oh gods… my dick was awash with sensation. I need her… As if responding to its plea, my demon helped out.

“[Harder],& #8221; it said.

She stopped, aware that her mate had given her an instruction, unclear on what it meant.

“You can touch me more firmly, Kagome,” I said gently, gripping the back of her head gently to let her know I did not want her to leave.

Silently, she complied, strengthening the circle of her fingers around the base of my shaft and moving her mouth around me fully in a tight ring that pulled a gasp from my lungs. As she moved with more speed, squeezing and slipping over me, her confidence building with my sounds and motions that told her in no uncertain terms not to stop, my dick had begun a swoon, its moans finding my voice to fill the clearing with the sounds of my need. I realized at some point that The Call had stopped, no longer necessary as the answer had been received and our bodies now responded to a different rhythm, one we produced together. I felt it moving me, urging me to move my hips.

[Follow me.]

With great control, I pulled back away from her and cupped her upturned face in my hand, responding to her unspoken question without words. Taking her mouth in mine again I pushed her back to lie beneath me and lowered my weight onto her, moving my body against her with the beat drumming through me until she responded to it, wrapping her legs around my back and pressing her open sex up against my stiff cock as she deepened the kiss. My dick was slightly miffed that it didn't get in right away, but her slippery wet pressure kept it happy as our hips rocked against each other. I could tell from the little noises at the back of her throat that she was moving her sensitive little nub over me, building her excitement again. As her breathing became short, and the need to have her grew in my groin, I broke away and gripped her long hair in my fingers at the base of her neck, encouraging her chin to lift and expose the column of her throat to me. The soft skin beneath my gaze sent a jolt down my body, surging me against her with desire and my demon locked my gaze on the delicate bones at the base of her neck, preparing to take her into a light grip with my fangs.

To our complete surprise, my human entered the picture, indicating that his seduction, too, was now complete.

(No. Let me.)

Knowing that for her first time the human touch might be more appropriate, my demon receded to allow the human forward, even as my happy dick kept rolling itself in her moisture below, drawing little groans of pleasure from us both. Rather than nip her with my fangs as my demon had planned, I moved my lips carefully to her ear, breathing warmly against her skin a nonverbal promise followed by a tender kiss. I moved slowly with soft kisses slowly along her neck, taking a little taste when I reached her shoulder and enjoying the extra stirring her willing submission under me brought forth. Remembering how her pleasure had built under my tongue, I slowed my rocking motions against her, moving my hands down her body in long, slow strokes and finally pulling myself away from her hips, positioning my cock at her entrance just as her panting moans had reached an urgency that called to me.

“(Kagome,)” My human was speaking through me now! She didn't seem to notice the difference, her head thrown back, lost in a state of pleasure that excited me to sense. “(Are you sure?)”

She lowered her chin so that our eyes could meet and what I saw in them thrilled all of me. Lust and love blended seamlessly into her and called me to her irresistibly. My dick was straining with anticipation and excitement, its tip touching her wetness, pulsing itself in small up and down movements against the firm, slick skin of her opening.

Come on, Inu! It was getting desperate as I felt our moisture begin to blend at the precipice of our act of love. She wants it, already. Go!

(She must agree.)

Argh! My dick was starting to pout and I felt a small stab of panic at the very unsexy thought that maybe she wouldn't agree in time and the fucking voices would start arguing again.

Let me talk to her!

([No!])

“Kagome,” I managed to say. “I need to know.”

A sly smile broke across her face and my dick felt a vibration move delicately over its surface. It was so delicate that it felt like a shiver caressing me. Hui! Oh fuck! My dick stiffened even more in surprise, caught in the grip of a frequency so high-pitched that it was inaudible even to my sensitive ears. We did not need to hear it for my dick to understand its meaning, or for me to understand its effects as I hardened to the point of discomfort, absolutely needing to be in her. She's calling me! My eyes widened and I saw satisfaction on her face.

The Muffcuntquim Call ran soft little unseen touches around my poised shaft, almost as if warm little streams of water ran over it, trickling down its length to wend their way in rivulets through the hair at its base, clinging to my skin as it pooled between my legs. These teasing sensations promised a flood of pleasure once I was inside her.

“Yes,” she said simply.

That was all we needed. My human remained in control long enough for me to take her breasts with my tongue first, returning the warm, wet gift of her Call, even as it intensified. But the demon was impatient and soon surged forward, pushing my dick past her wet opening and into the tight channel, accepting her Call and penetrating its source. She gasped as I moved my body over her, snaking my tongue back up so that my demon could take her neck in my mouth. And though I entered her more slowly than my body demanded, she tensed in my arms and I stopped myself with a growl that expressed a matching tension in my legs and hips as they tried not to move too fast, holding me back from slamming into her with my pent up need. Every muscle was taut, wanting to let go. But I didn't, watching her. She remained tense, her breath coming in little gasps as her muscles resisted parting to let me in further. My demon began The Call to her again, beating its throbbing at a tempo to blend perfectly into the rhythm of her own Call, and soon I felt her relax around the thickness of my shaft inside her, enough to allow me to move short, slow strokes in and out of her, anticipating and finding her barrier.

Ow! My dick struck the barrier lightly. What the fuck was that?

My demon was silent, but I felt his worry.

(Her pain will be sharp, but brief.)

Building my growl and deepening the Mate Call to help distract her, I thrust quickly and deeply into her, squeezing her to my chest and wincing at the small yelp of pain she let go in my ear, matched only by the little squeak I heard from my dick as its head briefly smashed through the obstruction. I held her close as we both breathed into the silence.

[It is done.]

(We are one.)

I looked into her eyes to see a look of amazement on her face as we were fully joined for the first time. Her eyes were moist as she wrapped herself around me, pulling me further inside her and contracting her muscles around me until my dick pulsed inside her, impatient once again.

Are we there yet? Can we pleeeeaaaassssseeeeee get on with this?

A little smile teased the corners of her mouth, and all the voices in my head let out a whoop of sheer excitement as we felt her begin to move suggestively, her hips tilting against me to move me within her. Her smile grew, becoming joyful and wicked at the same time, and it called out my most primal instincts to overwhelm her movements with my own. My dick led the way, sliding in and out of her in long, slow strokes that teased her with the threat of pulling all the way out only to penetrate her more fully with the next deep thrust. I kept up the slow in-and-out motions for as long as I could, but my speed increased rapidly in time with the urgency of her breathing until we were both tight in each other's arms, every muscle clenched and in need of release.

Unexpectedly, I felt her Call again, shivering over the surface of my cock, even as I moved within her, beginning to wind up tiny spasms of excitement everywhere in my body. My demon responded with the Mate Call, beating its deep bass through our bodies until she was trembling beneath me. Her shudders became jerky and spasmodic as she lost control and her muscles seized me in a violent motion. She pulled my head down so my lips were on her neck where her blood pulsed beneath my mouth and a low, breathy moan vibrated through her throat under my tongue. The pulsing feel of her blood under my lips triggered me into slamming all the way up inside her, riding her with abandon in an effort that brought sweat to the surface of my skin and a growl up from the depths of my being. As her body shuddered with her own release my hips lost the ability to pump any faster and a tight feeling gathered underneath my balls, straining my cock to its capacity and then pulsing a warm flood into her as my body writhed over her, exhaling loud gasps of surprised excitement from my lungs.

Suddenly we were still, caught up in the small aftershocks of each other. My head began to clear, only now making me aware of how muddled it had been, and our bodies slowly began to relax back into each other. As my senses became distinct again, I noticed the damp texture of her skin, the salt of her taste and the staccato beat of her heart. Finally the little motions within us calmed and I rested my cheek on her chest, reveling in the feel of her heartbeat through my bones.

Oh, fuck that was good!

[Ten more chapters to go, you say?]

(You two are insufferable. No sense of delayed gratification.)

And you don't know a good thing when you're inside it.

(Not true! I love Kagome!)

[I will not wait ten more chapters.]

Me either!

Me either.

…?

(Oh, fine. `Me either.' There. Are you happy?)

Yes! Yes! [`k.]

 

(Good.)

 

…

 

Finally!

 

Blissful silence filled my head as we all just relaxed and reaped the rewards of pulling together for a change.

 

(So. Guys?)

 

Various groaning noises filled my head.

 

(Think she liked it?)

 

Of course she liked it! Who wouldn't like me bangin' around inside her?

 

[Your pride is misplaced, small one. She liked it because we are the alpha male and we have dominated her.]

 

I'm not-

(Dunno.) My human was talking over my dick's head now, ignoring yet another denial of smallness. (I don't think Kagome's really into that whole `dominance' thing as much as you think she is, demon-boy.)

Kagome squeezed her legs around me in a full body hug and tilted her hips against me to give my dick an extra little snuggle. “I want to do this again soon, Inuyasha,” Kagome said as she smoothed the hair on the backs of my ears.

(Hm…? Apparently, she can't wait ten more chapters either…)

 

See? Told ya!

 

(Hmmm… Damn if this alpha-male thing isn't fun.)

 

[See? Told ya.]

 

I told him first.

 

Shut the fuck up, all of you.

 

…

 

I'm really not small, you know.

 

Shut up!(Shut up!) [Shut up!]

 

…

 

Magnus penis te spectat! (Translation: I am a spectacularly huge penis!)

 

…

 

 

Finis.

 

 

 

Epilogue:

 

Sometime later, we laid together and she let my demon lick her shoulder lazily. It had been fairly quiet in my head as everyone just enjoyed her smell and taste and let me actually talk to her for a change.

 

“You said you loved me, Inuyasha,” she said quietly, bringing her hand to my cheek to lift my head from her shoulder. “Did you really mean it?”

 

“You know what a bad liar I am, Kagome.” She didn't let me off the hook with her eyes. “Yes.”

 

“You did seem a little distracted tonight,” her fingers stayed on my cheek and her thumb stroked the edge of my lips. “Are you sure you're okay?” I bought some time by bringing her thumb into my mouth to gently suck. She closed her eyes and smiled at the feel of my tongue swirling around the fleshy pad.

 

(It's the dick's fault.)

 

Hey! You guys talk all the time!! So what if I have more exclamation points!!! I'm excitable!!!!

 

(You were more fun when you didn't talk.)

 

No I wasn't! And you guys need me! You'd never have gotten into Kagome if it weren't for me.

 

[Hey. You told me we'd have gotteninto her in ten more chapters anyway.]

 

Uh…

 

(So the hanyou can't lie, but his dick can.)

 

No…. I just forgot.

 

(Not too smart, are you, little guy?)

 

Hey! I'm not-

 

([Little. We know.])

 

Guys…

 

Kagome had started tracing her fingers down my thigh and nudging my rapidly hardening dick as I continued to loll her thumb around in my mouth, moving over to her finger and sucking on it as she played with the tips of my fangs.

 

I know how to shut the dick up.

 

(We're there.)

 

[Explain, please.]

 

Wha-?

 

Follow me. I released her finger in my mouth and took her lips in a searing kiss, rolling over on top of her and sucking in every last little moan emerging from her throat. Heat built in me as I felt her soft skin on mine everywhere our naked bodies touched and excitement flooded my dick until it was stiff against her thigh and we were all gasping. Her hand was on it then, remembering the demon's lesson and gripping it firmly, moving over it with a ferocity that matched the scent I caught as she opened her knees beneath my legs and slid my oh-so-lucky dick into her.

 

It was very quiet after that, and the clearing was filled only with the increasingly loud gasps and grunts of a human and hanyou enjoying a loving fuck.

 

Finally, the stupid dick didn't get the last word…

 

“Inuyasha,” Kagome whispered into the silence a few minutes later, “I love you too.” She gave my dick a special little squeeze that started to excite him again, cradled in her. A wickedly happy grin came over my face.

 

“I know,” it said.

 

 

Finis. Finis.

 

 

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A/N: Oh. And I don't think I say it enough in these stories, but all my characters always use protection. Do you? I just don't write that into the story because I'm lazy, but then I can't get STDs writing fanfic!