InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Of Aggravated Women and Clueless Half Demons ❯ Chapter One ( Chapter 1 )

Of Aggravated Women and Clueless Half Demons

Disclaimer: I have no claims what so ever to anything regarding the Inuyasha Universe.

Chapter One

"Inuyasha! Sit!" shouts an angry, modern-day women. "You are such an insensitive jerk!" the Tokyo senior high student yells. "Why do you always have to be such an idiot?!" she screams at the grounded half-demon.

"Wench! What'd you do that for?!" growls the irate Dog-demon as he leaps up form the Inuyasha-shaped hole in the ground.

"Why? Why?! I'll tell you why! I have been traipsing all over feudal Japan with you for two years, and all you can think about is those stupid Shekon Shards!

"Well, what else am I 'sposed to think about?!" He yells back.

"Argh! You jerk!" Kagome screams in disgust. "For your information Dog-boy, today just happens to be my birthday!" she shouts in his face.

"How long do you think it's going take before Kagome finally gives up on him and goes home?" Shippo asks Sango form the sidelines.

"I'd say another couple of minutes." Miroku answers nonchalantly.

"Birthday?!" Inuyasha asks sarcastically. "Who in the Seven Hells gives a rat's ass about your birthday?!" he asks sneeringly.

"Uh-Oh, wrong thing to say." Sango says as if she expected no less of the arrogant Dog-demon.

"What!" Kagome exclaims in stunned disbelief. "Sit!" she shouts in a rage as she recovers from her shock. Then she turns on her heels, violently grabs her bulging backpack and storms off towards the bone-eaters well. "I'm going home Inuyasha, don't fallow me. I'll come back on my own." She shouts over her shoulder. "That is, if I decide to ever come back." She whispers to herself.

"Kagome! Wait!" Shippo calls after his surrogate mother. But she just keeps walking. Shippo's bottom lip begins to tremble. 'I don't know why that stupid Mutt-face has to go and make Kagome mad all the time.' He thinks to himself miserably. 'Inuyasha's such a moron. Why can't he just be nice to Kagome and remember things like her birthday?' He turns to Sango, jumps into her arms and starts to cry.

***

Now further away, Kagome slows done to a languid walk thinking about the shouting-match she just had with Inuyasha. 'That stupid, spoiled, little, Puppy; why does he have to be such an arrogant jerk all the time? It's not like it'd kill him to remember a simply thing like my birthday.' But it's not just the fact that he forgot your birthday that's upset you is it? An annoying voice inside her head asks. 'Well of course its not, she screams back. Today's not just my birthday; it's the two year anniversary of our first meeting.'

Tears begin to form in Kagome's eyes. 'I don't know why I care anyway.' She thinks irritated at herself for being so emotional. 'It's not like it really matters anyway. We've known each other for two years and we're barely even friends.' The tears are beginning to leak out now and Kagome's vision has blurred. 'Maybe I was too hard on him. I mean its not like I even know when his birthday is. We've never even tried to get to know each other. Well, he hasn't, gods know I've tried.' Sighing to herself, she reaches the well that connects the 21st century with the feudal era. 'Oh well, maybe I'll feel better in a couple of days and this whole mess will be forgotten.' With that thought Kagome jumps into the well and leaves behind a crying fox-child, a worried exterminator, a lecherous monk and a fuming half-demon.

***

"Inuyasha you are such jerk." screams a tear-ridden Shippo. "Why'd you have to go and make Kagome leave again?"

"Shut up brat! I didn't make that crazy wench do anything. She left on her own, okay. If you're going to be such a cry-baby just because that stupid wench left; why don't you go after her and see if she'll take you with her!" Inuyasha shouts at the top of his lungs. "Because instead of just getting over her stupid worries about her stupid birthday, she runs off and leave us alone to try and search for the those damnedable jewel shards WITHOUT HER JEWEL-SENSING ABILITY!" Inuyasha ends his rant breathing heavily from getting so agitated.

"Inuyasha, we don't think Kagome caring about her birthday is 'stupid' as you say. Each of us has already gotten her gifts to celebrate the occasion." Miroku informs Inuyasha calmly.

"Yes Inuyasha, we all care about Kagome's feelings and happiness." states Sango.

"Who in the Seven Hells says I don't care about Kagome's feelings and happiness. or her well-being for that matter? I don't see you running off to save her every time she gets herself in trouble." Inuyasha shoots back at them.

"So you do care for her then." Says Miroku, raising an eyebrow, it was a statement not a question.

"Of course I care for. " He trails of looking at the monk as if he had just committed some underhanded offense. "You asshole, how dare you act as if I don't care about Kagome." Inuyasha growls dangerously. "She's my friend to you know, you honest think I'd spend so much time helping her with the shards and saving her from danger if she wasn't?" he said his anger rising with each word.

"Is she?" Miroku asks sarcastically. "Is Kagome your friend? Because the way you act and treat her it certainly does not seem like it."

"You're playing with fire monk. I don't know were you get-off telling me I treat Kagome like shit when I'm the only one around here saving her ass form whatever happens to be after her at the time."

"The only reason you're here at all or why you ever save Kagome from danger is because she can sense the Jewel Shards! All you care about is finding the Fragments so you can become a full demon!" Sango shouts, losing her calm exterior and surprising both the monk and the Dog-demon.

"WHAT?!" Inuyasha yells in complete anger and astonishment. Inuyasha's breathing is so heavy now he can barely speak. "How dare you say that?!" Inuyasha screams. By this point he's so angry he can't even stand being near the others. So he turns on his heels and races off towards his tree.

"Well, that went well." Miroku states dejectedly. He had been hoping he could provoke Inuyasha into admitting he was wrong, but that had obviously not worked.

"So what do we do now Miroku?"

"I suppose we go back to Kaede's village and wait until either Inuyasha comes to his senses and goes to apologize to Kagome or Kagome comes back on her own."

"Well I suppose that's the only thing we can do at this point isn't it."

"Yes it seems so."

"Hmm, well let's go then. Come on Shippo were going home." Sango says to the still crying fox-child in her arms.

"But what about Kagome, what if she doesn't come back?" Shippo asks hopelessly.

"We'll just have to wait and see, now let's go okay?"

"Okay." Shippo replies dejectedly.

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End chapter one. R&R. Let me know if is should continue this story or just leave it to pursue other adventures. Well until then, see ya.