InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Of passion and beer ❯ of passion and beer ( Chapter 1 )

just a little one shot I though you all might like

there is nothing like passion and Beer

there is nothing like passion.

there is nothing like fear

there is nothing like pain

there is nothing like beer!!!!!

"Miroku what are you doing?"

"Look at this InuYasha...!" The hanyou walked over to the monk and looked at the battle he was holding...the word on it was something that neither one of them had ever seen before....it read something like...BE...ER....

"What do you think it is?"

"I don't know Inu...looks like a drink of some kind..."

"What did I tell you about calling me....." He never finished because right them Miroku put the bottle to Inu's lips and made him drink.

Half the battle went down his throat and all he could think is that it taste wonderful like perfect sake but a little bit bitter.

"So what dose it taste like?" The hanyou looked at Miroku with half closed drunken lids...

"Good...*hick up*" The monk though that it would bring no harm he had a good tolerances of Alcohol which he was guessing the drink was from his friends reaction.

"Ok here it goes..." He said as he drank the rest of the bottle and despite all the alcohol resistance he had he went down to the floor with Inu hick upping...

~the girls are coming....~

"Yea I got some beer it's like sake...one of my friends gave it to me to try and I didn't have a choice so I brought it here for Inu and Miroku...they like sake so there bound to like this. And think if there drunk we can have a good time!!!!" The 2 girls laughed as they entered the hut only to find a beer bottle empty and to drunks singing 'Old Mac Donald had a farm' very badly.

"What are you 2 doing...?" Asked Sango to the 2 drunks...

"No...thingsss.." they both slurred out...

"Oh really and what are you doing with the beer?" Asked Kagome...

"We's were'es tryings it's...." Replied the less drunk of the 2 Miroku...

"Man what should we do with them Kagome..."

"I have an idea...let's play a little game...it's called truth or dare..."

"how's do's you's a be a playing's this." Asked InuYasha in a kawii child drunk voice...

"It's simple you can either pick truth pr dare if you pick truth you have to answer a question i ask truthfully...if you pick dare you have to do whatever I say...got it...now let's play..."

"Ok" Said everyone and the 2 drunks got into a circle...with the girls as best as they could...lucky for them Shippo was with Kirara and Keade so they wouldn't have to worry about being bad...^_^

"Ok You'll go first Sango Truth or Dare?"

"Dare...." Everyone noted the evil look come onto Kagome's face...as she started to think of all the possibilities...

"I dare you to bend over for 5 minutes and let Miroku caress your butt..." Miroku did a drunk happy dance Inu looked Confused and Sango was embarrassed.

"what there is no way i will ever do that..."

"Would you like the second choice better...?" she thought...

"What's it...?"

"You strip on his lap...or as we call it in my time give him a lap dance..." Miroku started to droll...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I go with number one...." She gulped and moved in front of the monk to let him feel for the inter time...which he did and a couple of times he squeezed really hard...

"Well now Sango you ask me truth or dare..." SAngo got the same smile on her face that Kagome had had a minute well 6 minutes one to get Sango to do it and 5 for Miroku to go to heaven and met budhda!!! ( to late to thin of spelling)

"Kagome truth or dare...."

"Truth...!" Now Kagome though she was being smart but that is what Sango was expecting so she used it to her advantage...

"Is it true that you fantasies about InuYasha while you play with yourself..." Everyone drunk or not heard that and looked at the poor girl..."Well is it?" Kagome looked at InuYasha and Miroku and Sango...blushed held up her right hand and said...

"in the words of Abraham Lincoln i can not tell a lie...Yes...it's true!" Now once the word had started to spin again everyone asked the same question...

"Who's that Lincoln guy...?"

"Never mind..."

"but who's next Kagome?" Kagome looked over at everyone and decided that InuYasha was the only one who hadn't really been tortured yet...

"Miroku you can ask InuYasha..."

"K, InuYasha truth or dare..."

"Dare of course I'm not a wimp who takes the easiest way out...!"

"Your going to wish you were!" The hanyou looked a little scared at that. "Kagome you said we can do anything no matter what it is....?"

"Yes anything no matter how perverted it is or who loses there virginity..." Both guys looked at her like she was a nut... "What are you looking at ,e like that for....?" Both said at the same time...

"Were not virgins....!!!!"

"What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Both girls yelled...

"Yea..." Started Miroku only to be interrupted by the girls...

"We know that your not a virgin it's Inu....that's strange..."

"what do you mean strange i'm almost 100 years old...no man alive can hold out that long....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Both girls blinked and then started to yell.

"So it was Kikyo she was your own whore back then wasn't she!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"NOOOOOOOO...HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF MATING SEASON...NO MATTER WHAT ALL YOUKI OR HANYOU OF AGE CAN'T RESIST JOINING IN AND BEFORE I WAS BINDED TO THE TREE I JOINED IN A COUPLE OF TIMES...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh...Well anyway...Miroku what is your dare....?"

"For five minutes Inu has to such kagome's breast in front of us!" What was what came to everyone's minds first them man we have to see/do this...

"Man you are a pervert...!"

"i could had said you had to have sex in front of us but that was a little to fare!" He smiled like a pervert on a mission..."Well you better get it over with!" So Kagome took of her shirt and bra and Inu leaned forward and took a nipple into his mouth and began to suck...which in turned cause both men to become horny and the girls to get wet...really very much wet...he began to suck harder and harder until the poor girl couldn't help but moan...but time has a way of getting at you and she had to stop...

"Well that was fun ley's get on with it Inu you ask Miroku..."

"Ok...truth or dare Miroku?"

"Dare case I'm no wimp either!" The hanyou smiled as he looked at the monk...

"You have to strip for the girls!" Everyone looked at the hanyou like he had grown a second head...

"man I had no idea you were a pervert too..."

Why did you say only for the girls?"

"I'm not gay!!!!! You know I like to suck on women not men!!!! Gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the monk nodded in agreement...as he watched Inu turn around and the 2 girls star and wait...slowly he removed his purple outer robe and let it fall then he slowly and sensationally removed the enter leaving his pants thing there and reveling his hard cheat. Slowly he took off the pants and sat down naked and erected for all the world to see...and then he removed his shoes! Inu turned around and didn't even look at him before he said..."I'm bigger..."

"It's to be expected from a hanyou...to have more balls than a human man..." Said the monk back a little pride hurt showing...

"Well Inu your turn again..."

'But I just went Kagome..."

"To bad truth or dare..."

"Dare..."

"Lose the cloths..." she said with a straight face and motioned for him to get undressed... "Wait I've got a better idea...Sango let's remove them for him!!!!"

"Sounds like fun..." Said Sango and both girls went up to the poor hanyou who stood there a troubled look on his face as his cloths were removed...more than once his length being touched by one of the 2 girls...mainly Kagome...it didn't take long for him to be fully erected...and he was as the girls said every time they looked at him afterwards...

"to go to be true..." And when they looked at Miroku..."Tiny..." Poor monk being compared to a hanyou is hard to go up against...

"Well we have to naked boys so know we need to have to naked girls..." Said Sango...smiling as she and Kagome stripped danced without a dare to do so...there cloths landing everywhere including the guys heads...When the were done they went to the boys and sat on the laps naked to naked...there took there breast and put them in front of there guys mouth...both guys took it in there mouths and sucked hard as the girls started to grind there hips to the guys...

"Feels so good InuYasha..." Said Kagome...

"Miroku...so good..." Said Sango...

"More" Said both girls..."More."

Both of the guys took the girls and put them on there backs before beginning to roam the girl they were with body...they licked and sucked at every crevice they could find at every corner...Till both reached there partners centers. Slowly both men allowed there tongues to taste there women and began to suck and pull and swirl there clits...till neither could take it anymore...and they moved back up the girls body and kissed there lips hard before entering there girl at the same times...then they started there paces fast and great...they would push deep at the same time and then rise at the same time...until both were in a perfect rhythm while doing there women...when Inu trusted so did Miroku and when Miroku pulled out so did Inu...

Finally after almost 5 minutes both men felt there women peck and felt themselves at the same time go with them...in perfect unison!

~the next morning!~

Inu woke to the sun shine...he was sitting in a tree watching the morning sun rise...everyone was underneath him asleep...fully dressed and everything...

"So it was just a dream?"

'What was?" Said Kagome looking at him with sleepy eyes...

"Oh nothing...just a crazy dream..."

"Hey InuYasha?"

"Yea?"

"Have you ever played Truth or Dare...?" the only thing the hanyou could do was fall...right out of the tree waking everyone up and making everyone think he had been sat...

Hope all you perverted people like that I know that I really enjoyed writing it...but my first class is at 8 in the morning tommarow...I sighed up for classes late...man i hate collage...

InuYasha love's me...