InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Of Treasure and Firends ❯ GUARDIAN of the TREASURE and Those Cursed Metal Thingies ( Chapter 5 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: inu_angel_z 
Watch out for flying caldrens!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Mystery | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.12.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 167 | Status: Completed
Watch out for flying caldrens!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Mystery | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.12.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 167 | Status: Completed
WARNING* There may be a talking animal if the next few chapters. Not the purple-dinousuar-who-must-not-be-named kind, a different one.
Disclaimer: Is it not obvious that I own nothing? If I did, do you really think that this would be fanfiction?
Now to the story!
*****************The well house*******************
As Kagome and Suzume got to the well house, Shippo came racing after them. He had finally woken up.
"Goodmorning, kitsune," the black bird perched on Kagome's shoulder said, frightening poor Shippo. He stopped right in his tracks and almost ran off again.
"What's the matter, Shippo?" Kagome held out her hand to try and pet him, but the little fox cub knocked her backwords into the well house, all the while screaming, "DEVIL BIRD! DEVIL BIRD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO KAGOME?!"
She stumbled to get up, but to no avail. Shippo had turned into his famous pink bubble form and started attakcing the bird, who was still on Kagome's shoulder. His meaning was good, but his aiming was bad. He knocked Kagome and the bird backwards into the well and tumbled in after them.
Kagome recovered first. She was on Inuyasha's side of the well, laying next to a swirly-eyed Shippo and knocked out Suzume. Climbing over them, she noticed that Miroku, Sango and Inuyasha were not there to meet her as usually. 'I wonder where they are?' she thought, stepping over the sleeping-like bird and began to climb up the well wall. 'Probabaly with Inuyasha, looking for the treature. Maybe they found it already. What could it be? I wonder...' She continued to zone-out as she walked. She was so tunedout that she didn't see the tree.
BANG!
Kagome lay on the ground with swirly eyes and birdies flying around her head. A macaque jumped out of the tree, right onto Kagome's head, shaking his little fist in her face.
Shippo came running up. He pounced on the monkey saying," Leave Kagome alone!" The monkey hardly fought back at all. They rolled off Kagome and toward the village. Twirling and twirling they went down the path. At one point, Shippo changed into a pink ball and bit him, but to no avail. Kagome watched all this in upter amazement. 'I wonder if this one talks, too," she thought, getting up from the ground.
"We better get going. Will you please brake them up? I can't." Suzume flew onto Kagome's shoulder, startling her. His raven black feathers were ruffled from the fall.
"I'll try," she replied, walking over to the fighting pair. She bent down and picked them each up by their tails. Shippo squirmed a little, but became still when he he saw that it was Kagome. The monkey shruggled a lot until Kagome put him down. He then scampered off, shaking his little fist at his fighting partner and the miko. "Please don't do that again, Shippo. Your acting more and more like Inuyasha by the minute."
(Quew fogiveness music.)
Shippo avoided Kagome's gaze. "But he attacked you. I thought he might hurt you." The little kitsune cub snuggled into Kagome's warm body, making her forgive him instently.
"I guess it's ok. All you were doing is trying to protect me. I forgive you." Kagome got up just as Suzume flew over with a peice of metal in his mouth. I looked like a cross between a thermoniter and boby pin.
"Sorry to interupt your warm moment here, but we better get going," the metal carrying bird said to his companions.
"What's that in your mouth?"
"A tracking device. It can pick up the kind of metal the key is made of and point you in it's derection."
"All right! Let's go!"
So they set off on their adventure, to try and find the key, their friends, and the treature so Kagome can get a new jewel fragment.
********************THE CAVE******************
Inuyasha was tired.
Miroku was tired.
Sango was tired.
They all were tired.
*****
They died of starvation.
The End.
******
(THAT"S NOT WHAT HAPPENED!!)
They had been walking for what seemed like hours, but was really just a half hour. You'd think it would be easy with all the walking they do, but it isn't. They kept going down, and down, and down, and down, and down, and down a never ending hole. They gravity got more powerful the more they walked. It also got hotter, and hotter, and hotter, and hotter, and hotter the more they went down, and down, and down, and down, and down, and down the eternity hole. Finally they came to an end. Another huge door stood in front of them. This time it was pure silver and painted shiny copper engraved figures. Inuyasha put the key in the tiger-like key hole. The door opened by it's self to reveal a small room with a table, fukon, mats, and a bunch of scrolls and books. Their was another, smaller door to the right of the nearest bookcase.
"Kannichiwa, intruders. Please, step inside. I will not harm my guests." They they noticed a young girl sitting in a corner, shadowed mat reading a book. As she got up and came into the light, they noticed something different about her. She seemed to be a human with her long, copper hair and ice blue eyes. To Inuyasha, she looked kind of like the girls in some of Kagome's books. She had on a kimono similar to a miko's kind, but it wasn't as baggy and it was black and red. The things different were her presence and smell. Her oder was neither human, nor demon, nor half demon, or anything else Inuyasha could imagine. She smelled like all the things that he ever had smelled combined. Her presence was in treeging as well. She was neither body nor spirit, but both. Well, we all are body and spirit, but only can exist in one world at one time. She was in both at the SAME time.
They stared at her. She blinked in confusion. "Why the looks?"
"Who are you?"
"I'm the Gardian of the treature you seek. You can have some if you wish, but not all of it." She headed towards the door. But before she could reach it, Miroku grabbed her hands and said, "Would you please consider bearing my children?"
Sango was about to hit Miroku on the head until she heard the girl's answer. "Of course, I think. But what do you mean? What phrases are these you have said? It makes no sense to me." The visiters face faulted anime style.
As soon as they recovered, Sango hit the hentai monk on the head shouting,"How could could you ask a child?! Can you not see that she is no more than a kid?! CAN YOU NOT SEE?!"
"How old are you miss?" the monk asked, cowering away from Sango.
"In days, years, wekks, minutes, or seconds, sir?" The treature hunters again face faulted anime style at that coment.
"Years please."
She looked thoughtful for a second, then replied, "12,256,113 this December." Miroku and Sango looked shocked. Inuyasha just looked her over and murmered, "Figured something like that."
"You look no more than in your early teens. How can that be?" Miroku seemed to be the most confused. Sango was thoughtful and Inuyasha was just plain calm.
"What do you mean?"
Inuyasha looked her over again and stated, "She's a Gardian."
"That is correct. But may we please stop the interigation so I can take you to the treature. As I said before, you may have some but not all of it. If you had all, you would get sick." She turned her back to them, pulled out a set of keys, and walked to the door. Miroku looked like he was going to ask another question, but stopped as he heard the door click open. The Gardian stepped in, folowed by the others. They were finally going to see what the treature was.
***********************IN KAEDE'S VILLAGE************************
The other group walked down the path between some houses the metal thing was leading them to. It pointed at an empty hut and they went in. It pointed toward the stove. They went over to the fireplace and looked inside the iron pot. There was nothing but cobwebs in it.
Kagome stamped her foot on the ground. "THAT'S THE 12 ONE TODAY," Kagome shouted, kicking the pot out of the fireplace and into the air.
Suzume came flying in and almost got hit by the airborn caldren. "I found the gate. It was left open."
"YAY!" Kagome looked very happy. "No more searching for the key! This thing picks up all metal, you know."
"Well, Master didn't tell me that."
"Well, he should have."
"Are you coming or not?" Suzume flew out the door and towards the frorest, Shippo scampering after him.
"WAIT FOR ME!" Kagome called, running after them.
********************BY THE GATE******************
Kagome and the other two walked through the open doors and into the tunnel. All the while, a black figure followed them.
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A/N OK, tell me what you think. Is it funny enough for you? Or do I have to have more comedy?
Disclaimer: Is it not obvious that I own nothing? If I did, do you really think that this would be fanfiction?
Now to the story!
*****************The well house*******************
As Kagome and Suzume got to the well house, Shippo came racing after them. He had finally woken up.
"Goodmorning, kitsune," the black bird perched on Kagome's shoulder said, frightening poor Shippo. He stopped right in his tracks and almost ran off again.
"What's the matter, Shippo?" Kagome held out her hand to try and pet him, but the little fox cub knocked her backwords into the well house, all the while screaming, "DEVIL BIRD! DEVIL BIRD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO KAGOME?!"
She stumbled to get up, but to no avail. Shippo had turned into his famous pink bubble form and started attakcing the bird, who was still on Kagome's shoulder. His meaning was good, but his aiming was bad. He knocked Kagome and the bird backwards into the well and tumbled in after them.
Kagome recovered first. She was on Inuyasha's side of the well, laying next to a swirly-eyed Shippo and knocked out Suzume. Climbing over them, she noticed that Miroku, Sango and Inuyasha were not there to meet her as usually. 'I wonder where they are?' she thought, stepping over the sleeping-like bird and began to climb up the well wall. 'Probabaly with Inuyasha, looking for the treature. Maybe they found it already. What could it be? I wonder...' She continued to zone-out as she walked. She was so tunedout that she didn't see the tree.
BANG!
Kagome lay on the ground with swirly eyes and birdies flying around her head. A macaque jumped out of the tree, right onto Kagome's head, shaking his little fist in her face.
Shippo came running up. He pounced on the monkey saying," Leave Kagome alone!" The monkey hardly fought back at all. They rolled off Kagome and toward the village. Twirling and twirling they went down the path. At one point, Shippo changed into a pink ball and bit him, but to no avail. Kagome watched all this in upter amazement. 'I wonder if this one talks, too," she thought, getting up from the ground.
"We better get going. Will you please brake them up? I can't." Suzume flew onto Kagome's shoulder, startling her. His raven black feathers were ruffled from the fall.
"I'll try," she replied, walking over to the fighting pair. She bent down and picked them each up by their tails. Shippo squirmed a little, but became still when he he saw that it was Kagome. The monkey shruggled a lot until Kagome put him down. He then scampered off, shaking his little fist at his fighting partner and the miko. "Please don't do that again, Shippo. Your acting more and more like Inuyasha by the minute."
(Quew fogiveness music.)
Shippo avoided Kagome's gaze. "But he attacked you. I thought he might hurt you." The little kitsune cub snuggled into Kagome's warm body, making her forgive him instently.
"I guess it's ok. All you were doing is trying to protect me. I forgive you." Kagome got up just as Suzume flew over with a peice of metal in his mouth. I looked like a cross between a thermoniter and boby pin.
"Sorry to interupt your warm moment here, but we better get going," the metal carrying bird said to his companions.
"What's that in your mouth?"
"A tracking device. It can pick up the kind of metal the key is made of and point you in it's derection."
"All right! Let's go!"
So they set off on their adventure, to try and find the key, their friends, and the treature so Kagome can get a new jewel fragment.
********************THE CAVE******************
Inuyasha was tired.
Miroku was tired.
Sango was tired.
They all were tired.
*****
They died of starvation.
The End.
******
(THAT"S NOT WHAT HAPPENED!!)
They had been walking for what seemed like hours, but was really just a half hour. You'd think it would be easy with all the walking they do, but it isn't. They kept going down, and down, and down, and down, and down, and down a never ending hole. They gravity got more powerful the more they walked. It also got hotter, and hotter, and hotter, and hotter, and hotter the more they went down, and down, and down, and down, and down, and down the eternity hole. Finally they came to an end. Another huge door stood in front of them. This time it was pure silver and painted shiny copper engraved figures. Inuyasha put the key in the tiger-like key hole. The door opened by it's self to reveal a small room with a table, fukon, mats, and a bunch of scrolls and books. Their was another, smaller door to the right of the nearest bookcase.
"Kannichiwa, intruders. Please, step inside. I will not harm my guests." They they noticed a young girl sitting in a corner, shadowed mat reading a book. As she got up and came into the light, they noticed something different about her. She seemed to be a human with her long, copper hair and ice blue eyes. To Inuyasha, she looked kind of like the girls in some of Kagome's books. She had on a kimono similar to a miko's kind, but it wasn't as baggy and it was black and red. The things different were her presence and smell. Her oder was neither human, nor demon, nor half demon, or anything else Inuyasha could imagine. She smelled like all the things that he ever had smelled combined. Her presence was in treeging as well. She was neither body nor spirit, but both. Well, we all are body and spirit, but only can exist in one world at one time. She was in both at the SAME time.
They stared at her. She blinked in confusion. "Why the looks?"
"Who are you?"
"I'm the Gardian of the treature you seek. You can have some if you wish, but not all of it." She headed towards the door. But before she could reach it, Miroku grabbed her hands and said, "Would you please consider bearing my children?"
Sango was about to hit Miroku on the head until she heard the girl's answer. "Of course, I think. But what do you mean? What phrases are these you have said? It makes no sense to me." The visiters face faulted anime style.
As soon as they recovered, Sango hit the hentai monk on the head shouting,"How could could you ask a child?! Can you not see that she is no more than a kid?! CAN YOU NOT SEE?!"
"How old are you miss?" the monk asked, cowering away from Sango.
"In days, years, wekks, minutes, or seconds, sir?" The treature hunters again face faulted anime style at that coment.
"Years please."
She looked thoughtful for a second, then replied, "12,256,113 this December." Miroku and Sango looked shocked. Inuyasha just looked her over and murmered, "Figured something like that."
"You look no more than in your early teens. How can that be?" Miroku seemed to be the most confused. Sango was thoughtful and Inuyasha was just plain calm.
"What do you mean?"
Inuyasha looked her over again and stated, "She's a Gardian."
"That is correct. But may we please stop the interigation so I can take you to the treature. As I said before, you may have some but not all of it. If you had all, you would get sick." She turned her back to them, pulled out a set of keys, and walked to the door. Miroku looked like he was going to ask another question, but stopped as he heard the door click open. The Gardian stepped in, folowed by the others. They were finally going to see what the treature was.
***********************IN KAEDE'S VILLAGE************************
The other group walked down the path between some houses the metal thing was leading them to. It pointed at an empty hut and they went in. It pointed toward the stove. They went over to the fireplace and looked inside the iron pot. There was nothing but cobwebs in it.
Kagome stamped her foot on the ground. "THAT'S THE 12 ONE TODAY," Kagome shouted, kicking the pot out of the fireplace and into the air.
Suzume came flying in and almost got hit by the airborn caldren. "I found the gate. It was left open."
"YAY!" Kagome looked very happy. "No more searching for the key! This thing picks up all metal, you know."
"Well, Master didn't tell me that."
"Well, he should have."
"Are you coming or not?" Suzume flew out the door and towards the frorest, Shippo scampering after him.
"WAIT FOR ME!" Kagome called, running after them.
********************BY THE GATE******************
Kagome and the other two walked through the open doors and into the tunnel. All the while, a black figure followed them.
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A/N OK, tell me what you think. Is it funny enough for you? Or do I have to have more comedy?