It's not easy being green…

Destroyers of the Circle of Life

Not like the old days, man.

Ride onto a battlefield on the shoulder of a monster, challenge the general, lop off a head or two, torch the rest. Those were the days.

Not anymore. Gotta be careful. Can't upset the kid. Hell, she treats the damn dragon like a pet.

Yesterday milord disappears, shows up again in the evening, and you know what he's got under that fur?

A tea set. A tiny doll-sized tea set. "Jaken," he says, "You know what to do with this."

And then he just turns and walks away.

Not like the old days, man.