InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Perfect ❯ Car Troubles ( Chapter 5 )
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By: Riley Maxwell 
Kagomes *gulp* driving?!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 01.02.2004 | Updated On: 01.20.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 898 | Visits: 1.0K | Status: Work In Progress
Kagomes *gulp* driving?!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 01.02.2004 | Updated On: 01.20.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 898 | Visits: 1.0K | Status: Work In Progress
Perfect
Riley: Unduct tape me from this chair right now!
Sesshomaru: Why so you can torture us?
Cast of Inuyasha: O_O
Inuyasha: You just gave her an idea!
Riley: *evil laugh* Bwahahahaha! I have plenty of evil ideas for you all!
Shippou: Even me?
Riley: Unduct tape me and I wont.
Shippou: But Inuyasha's giving me a death glare.
Inuyasha: You bet your ass I am.
Riley: I'll give you a cookie.
*Shippou ponders thought*
Shippou: A really big cookie?
Riley: Yes!
Inuyasha: Maybe we can get Rhea-sama to take over the story.
Riley: You've never refered to me as Riley-sama.
Inuyasha: Yes, but then again your sister doesn't torture us on end.
Chapter Five: Car Trouble
"Hello?"called Sango opening the door. She and Sesshomaru walked cautiously into the house. "Kagome? Inuyasha?"
"I WIN!"came the voice of Kagome who stood over an unconsious Inuyasha holding her toothbrush in the air proclaiming herself victorious.
"Um, Kagome?"Sango questioned.
"God Inuyasha,"Sesshomaru looked at his little brother. Then suddenly he fell on the ground laughing. "You got your ass kicked by a girl!"
"So didn't you,"Sango reminded Sesshomaru who immediately shut up.
"Well that was diffrent."
"I'm just going to get dressed, I'll be right out,"Kagome dissapeared into the other room.
Sango looked around the room. Messed up bed that hasn't been made. Pillows and toothpaste everywhere. She found splinters on the floor and looked into the bathroom only to scream like no woman has screamed before.
***
"So what is this thing?"asked Sango asked as she popped into the back seat with Sesshomaru and Kagome and Inuyasha up front.
"They call it a car ,"Sesshomaru answered. "It takes you places quicker than walking, running, skipping, and flying."
"Okay I can run, and walk, but screw skipping,"Inuyasha said. He was aiming for the drivers seat but Kagome pushed him over.
"Oh hell no, I'm driving!"Kagome smirked.
(A/N: Okay not to sound like I'm going against women, because that would be illogicial since I am a woman, but a majority of women are daredevil drivers. I come from a long line of terrible drivers. Lets just say I ran into a tree with a lawnmower going less than a mile perhour. True story.)
"I have a feeling I'm going to regret this,"Inuyasha mumbled. Kagome started up the car.
She looked down. "What the hell is this?"
"They call it a stick,"Inuyasha said.
"Any what makes you think I can drive stick?"Kagome asked.
"Do girls even learn about cars?"Inuyasha rubbed his temples.
"Some do, but me and Sango chose not to,"Kagome noted.
"So you don't even know how to drive a carahaaaaaaahaahhhhhhh!!!!"Sesshomaru shouted as Kagome figured out how to shift and floored it.
"Slow down you devil woman!"cried out Inuyasha quicky placing his seat belt on and grapsing the sides of the car.
"Whoo-hoo! This is FUN! Huh Sango!?"Kagome shouted turning back to her friend who pointed in front of her.
"KAGOME KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!!!!!!"she shouted.
"Huh?"Kagome turned around. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
There was a cow in the middle of the road.
"COW!"Sesshomaru shouted.
"NO SHIT!"Kagome shouted back quickly swirving to avoid the cow in the middle of the road to go careening off the cliff.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Smash, boom, tumble roll, down another cliff that poor car went.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! !!!"
"WE'RE GOING TO DDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The car rolled down a hill smacking into a goat and landing on all four of it's wheels. Kagome had wide eyes, she looked like she saw something like death and her knuckles were white from holding the steering wheel too tight.
Inuyasha had fainted, Sesshomaru was holding back a wharf and Sango was upside down holding a goat.
"That. Was. GREAT!"Kagome shouted. "And look we're here!"
Inuyasha snatched the keys from his mate.
"Sit me if you must, but you will NEVER drive again!"Inuyasha warned. Sesshomaru agreed before barfing out the side of the car. Sango fainted.
"Where'd that goat come from?"Kagome asked.
"Lets go to the damn carnival,"Inuyasha grumbled snatching Kagomes wrist.
"Oh so no we're on a holding hand basis?"Kagome smirked.
"Don't push your luck,"Inuyasha mumbled as they entered the carnival.
***
Miroku: Only you Riley could do that with a lawnmower.
Inuyasha: Yeah good thing you said that or we all might've gotten confused.
Riley: Will you let me out of this chair yet?!
Shippou: I'll get you out!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Riley: Call Kouga for backup!
Inuyasha: What makes you think he'll help?
Riley: Because he loves me!
Sango: You learn something new everyday.
Riley: Unduct tape me from this chair right now!
Sesshomaru: Why so you can torture us?
Cast of Inuyasha: O_O
Inuyasha: You just gave her an idea!
Riley: *evil laugh* Bwahahahaha! I have plenty of evil ideas for you all!
Shippou: Even me?
Riley: Unduct tape me and I wont.
Shippou: But Inuyasha's giving me a death glare.
Inuyasha: You bet your ass I am.
Riley: I'll give you a cookie.
*Shippou ponders thought*
Shippou: A really big cookie?
Riley: Yes!
Inuyasha: Maybe we can get Rhea-sama to take over the story.
Riley: You've never refered to me as Riley-sama.
Inuyasha: Yes, but then again your sister doesn't torture us on end.
Chapter Five: Car Trouble
"Hello?"called Sango opening the door. She and Sesshomaru walked cautiously into the house. "Kagome? Inuyasha?"
"I WIN!"came the voice of Kagome who stood over an unconsious Inuyasha holding her toothbrush in the air proclaiming herself victorious.
"Um, Kagome?"Sango questioned.
"God Inuyasha,"Sesshomaru looked at his little brother. Then suddenly he fell on the ground laughing. "You got your ass kicked by a girl!"
"So didn't you,"Sango reminded Sesshomaru who immediately shut up.
"Well that was diffrent."
"I'm just going to get dressed, I'll be right out,"Kagome dissapeared into the other room.
Sango looked around the room. Messed up bed that hasn't been made. Pillows and toothpaste everywhere. She found splinters on the floor and looked into the bathroom only to scream like no woman has screamed before.
***
"So what is this thing?"asked Sango asked as she popped into the back seat with Sesshomaru and Kagome and Inuyasha up front.
"They call it a car ,"Sesshomaru answered. "It takes you places quicker than walking, running, skipping, and flying."
"Okay I can run, and walk, but screw skipping,"Inuyasha said. He was aiming for the drivers seat but Kagome pushed him over.
"Oh hell no, I'm driving!"Kagome smirked.
(A/N: Okay not to sound like I'm going against women, because that would be illogicial since I am a woman, but a majority of women are daredevil drivers. I come from a long line of terrible drivers. Lets just say I ran into a tree with a lawnmower going less than a mile perhour. True story.)
"I have a feeling I'm going to regret this,"Inuyasha mumbled. Kagome started up the car.
She looked down. "What the hell is this?"
"They call it a stick,"Inuyasha said.
"Any what makes you think I can drive stick?"Kagome asked.
"Do girls even learn about cars?"Inuyasha rubbed his temples.
"Some do, but me and Sango chose not to,"Kagome noted.
"So you don't even know how to drive a carahaaaaaaahaahhhhhhh!!!!"Sesshomaru shouted as Kagome figured out how to shift and floored it.
"Slow down you devil woman!"cried out Inuyasha quicky placing his seat belt on and grapsing the sides of the car.
"Whoo-hoo! This is FUN! Huh Sango!?"Kagome shouted turning back to her friend who pointed in front of her.
"KAGOME KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!!!!!!"she shouted.
"Huh?"Kagome turned around. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
There was a cow in the middle of the road.
"COW!"Sesshomaru shouted.
"NO SHIT!"Kagome shouted back quickly swirving to avoid the cow in the middle of the road to go careening off the cliff.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Smash, boom, tumble roll, down another cliff that poor car went.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! !!!"
"WE'RE GOING TO DDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The car rolled down a hill smacking into a goat and landing on all four of it's wheels. Kagome had wide eyes, she looked like she saw something like death and her knuckles were white from holding the steering wheel too tight.
Inuyasha had fainted, Sesshomaru was holding back a wharf and Sango was upside down holding a goat.
"That. Was. GREAT!"Kagome shouted. "And look we're here!"
Inuyasha snatched the keys from his mate.
"Sit me if you must, but you will NEVER drive again!"Inuyasha warned. Sesshomaru agreed before barfing out the side of the car. Sango fainted.
"Where'd that goat come from?"Kagome asked.
"Lets go to the damn carnival,"Inuyasha grumbled snatching Kagomes wrist.
"Oh so no we're on a holding hand basis?"Kagome smirked.
"Don't push your luck,"Inuyasha mumbled as they entered the carnival.
***
Miroku: Only you Riley could do that with a lawnmower.
Inuyasha: Yeah good thing you said that or we all might've gotten confused.
Riley: Will you let me out of this chair yet?!
Shippou: I'll get you out!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Riley: Call Kouga for backup!
Inuyasha: What makes you think he'll help?
Riley: Because he loves me!
Sango: You learn something new everyday.