InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Pirates Don’t Ask ❯ Chapter 3 Enter, Kikyo the Bitch from Hell ( Chapter 3 )

*Disclaimer* I do not own Inuyasha or anything that relates to Inuyasha.

Pirates Don't Ask

By: Ali B.

Chapter 3: Enter, Kikyo the Bitch from Hell (^_^)

When Sota was safely seen off, Inuyasha took, well grabbed, Kagome's upper arm and started walking back to his cabin.

"Hey! What are you doing? I can walk on my own you know!" Kagome yelled at him.

"I know, but I have to do this or else my men might think that you're free for the taking!" Inuyasha defended.

"What do you mean, "free for the taking" huh? I am not anyone's most of all yours!"

"Oh, yes you are! And you had better get used to it or else I'll just let my men have you!"

"You're protecting me?"

"What the hell does it look like I am trying to do?"

"Oh, I see, well in that case I am very sorry."

Inuyasha stopped dead in his tracks and turned to look her in the eye. Was she lying, or even worse mocking him? But when he looked all her saw was an apologetic smile. She was sorry. That was weird for him because no one was ever sorry when they messed up. Even though he was the captain, he was also a hanyou, so he didn't have much experience in being apologized to.

"Are you alright?"

Now she was worried? What was with this woman?!

"I'm fine."

"Okay." She sighed. "So where exactly are you taking me?"

"To my cabin."

"What?! Oh, no! No, no, no! I am not sleeping in the same room as you!"

"And why not?!" he growled.

"Because it's not proper!"

"You won't care if it's proper or not when you get yourself rapped!"

Her eyes widened.

"What did you expect? This IS a pirate ship! Now you WILL be sleeping with me and you WILL be compliant about it or else I'll have to force you!"

"You wouldn't dare!"

"Wouldn't I? I'm just like all the other pirates remember! You said it yourself! Now do you understand?!" He had a slightly hurt look on his face that neither could explain.

Kagome's eyes softened and she let out a breath. "Yes, okay, I understand."

"Alright, come on." He let go of her arm and started walking again, but he still had the diminutive hurt look on.

Kagome, noticing this, took, not grabbed, his hand in hers.

Inuyasha looked up at her, a fait pink tenting his cheeks, and smiled. She smiled right back at him. After a moment passed they both looked forward again, reddening slowly.

When they reached his door he opened it and led her inside.

"It's not much, but it will have to do. Ah, sorry you have to be in here with me, but if you don't the guys may try to take advantage of you." Inuyasha said letting go of her hand.

Dropping her hand as well, Kagome looked about the room. "It's fine, I don't mind. But why would me sleeping next to you make a difference against me being taken advantage of?" she asked while sitting down on his bed.

"Well, if they see that you're mine then they won't try anything. They may be hormone driven pigs, but they're not stupid where my possessions are concerned."

She snorted. "And sense when are I your possession?"

"Sense you were brought upon this ship, MY Lady." Inuyasha smirked, stressing the "my".

"And what if I do not wish to be a possession?"

Inuyasha stood dumbfounded for a moment. `She just said "a possession". Does that mean that she doesn't mind being mine, just a possession in general? Or did she just simply make a mistake? Not that I want her or anything, I mean it's not like, oh, hell, fuck it! I DO want her!'

"Inuyasha, Inuyasha? Hello in there, are you okay?" Kagome said concernedly.

"Huh? Yeah, just peachy."

"Are you going to answer my question?"

"What?"

"Never mind." She sighed.

"Okay, well, I'll be right back."

"Were are you going?!" she asked hurriedly. All the talk of sex hungry pirates was starting to freak her out.

"I am not going to leave you, I am just going to get you something to sleep in." he said, giving her the first true smile he'd given her.

"Okay, I trust you."

This time his eyes widened.

"Y-you trust me? Already? Why?" he asked hopefully, a little too hopefully he realized.

"Of course. You haven't done anything to really hurt me, you saved my brother and me, and you're protecting me. Why wouldn't I trust you?"

"I don't know. Um, I'll be, um, right back. Just make yourself comfortable, okay?"

"Sure."

Inuyasha left quickly, almost stumbling out of the room.

`What the hell is that woman doing to me? I was stuttering like a fool and blushing for god's sake! I think I am going insane, making an ass out of myself in front of her! And now she'll be sleeping with me too! Not that I made any of that stuff up, but doesn't REALLY need to being sleeping with me, ah, beside me. It's just that I want her with me, I want to be able to hold her and touch her and-"

*SMACK*

Inuyasha walked head long into Kikyo, knocking her to the ground, and jolting him out of the most pleasant thoughts he had had in a long time.

"Bitch, would you watch where you're going?!" Inuyasha snapped at her.

Kikyo picked herself off the floor and started to jump on Inuyasha.

"Oh, but, my Inuyasha, it is so nice to see you!"

"Get away from me, Kikyo, I have warned you about this!"

"Fine!" she backed up pouting. "Where are you going in such a hurry anyway?"

"To the wardrobe room."

"Why? I thought that you only wore your own clothing."

"I do it's not for me."

"Who then?"

"A guest."

He left Kikyo like that. She had a puzzled expression on her face and quickly, but quietly followed him. When she caught up she taped him on the shoulder.

"What the hell do you want know?"

"I would like to assist you."

"Fine."

He then smirked evilly. `If Kikyo comes then she'll see that the cloths are for a woman, my woman. This is perfect, now she'll leave me be and I won't have to worry about her trying to get all over me anymore. I am brilliant. But, then again, she can be pretty scary, so I'll have to watch out for Kagome. Well, all the more reason to be with her. Not that I've fallen for her or anything like that, but, oh, never mind, there's not point in lying to myself. I do like her; REALLY like her.'

His good thoughts were interrupted again by the object of his hatred: Kikyo.

"Inuyasha, darling, we're here."

"I AM NOT YOUR DARLING!" he shouted. But she didn't even look affected.

"So, what are we looking for?"

"I'm looking for woman's nightdress, undergarments, dresses, and such."

Kikyo looked up. "Woman's?"

"Yes, now are you going to help me or not?"

She nodded and they started the search for the finest things in their storage (*cough* clothing that they stole).

When they finished thirty minutes later this is what they had:

Five silk nightgowns in white, black, blue, silver, and red (Inuyasha's favorite).

Fourteen pairs of panties, three bras (Inuyasha guessed her size, a full "C"), two bodices, two corsets, and twenty pairs of socks and stockings.

Sixteen beautiful dresses mainly in shades of gray/silver, blue, and red.

Seven pairs of stretchy pants that flared slightly at the bottom in white, black, and tan.

Nine silk shirts in white, black, blue, pink, teal, silver, brown, tan, and of course red.

Four pairs of slippers in silver, blue, black, and red.

Three pairs of boots in white, black, and brown.

"Well I think that we did a rather good job, I am sure that she will be pleased. Kikyo, hand me that red nightgown and a pair of underwear, then have the rest sent to my room." He said. "Tonight." He added.

With that he walked out of the room, red silk in hand, leaving a very stunned Kikyo.

"What the fuck is going on?" Kikyo screamed.

"Feh, stupid woman." Inuyasha mumbled. He was sure that practically everyone on board could hear her.

Then he remembered that Kagome was still alone and how uneasy she had been about being alone. What if something had happened?

"Oh, shit." He swore.

Inuyasha broke out into a run. Moments later he skidded infront of his door throwing it open. He saw a rather surprised looking Kagome staring at him from where he had left her.

"Is something wrong?" she asked.

"What? Oh, no, I just, um," Then he remembered the red silk grasped in his palm. He handed it to her. "This is for you to sleep in, I am having one of my men bring the rest down in a short while."

"Thank you, it's beautiful!" she said unfolding it. In its folds she found the underwear and looked up. "There's more? You weren't just playing when you said I could have me dresses and accommodations?"

"Yes, there are, and no I wasn't fooling."

She jumped off the bed and hugged him fiercely. But, unlike with Kikyo, he was just glad to have her in his arms, so he hugged her back even tighter. Just then the door opened and Kikyo, along with two other men, popped their heads in. Kikyo's jaw hit the ground, as well as the two pirates, and the stared.

"What the fuck?!" Kikyo yelled.

Inuyasha instantly pulled Kagome behind him, she grabbed his shit in her hands and peaked out from in back of him and looked at Kikyo.

"Oh it's just you, Kikyo. You can put everything on the bed, then leave."

Kikyo just stood in the doorway.

"Now!"

When everything was placed on the bed the two men left, but Kikyo stayed.

"Can you tell me what exactly is going on here, Inuyasha."

"What does it look like? I am going to put this stuff away then go to bed."

"I know that, but what is SHE doing here?"

"Kagome is my guest and she is staying with me."

Kagome tensed from the look Kikyo was giving her.

`Wow, she really looks mad. Maybe she likes Inuyasha or something. Yeah, I think that that is it, but he doesn't seem to like her very much. Wonder why.' Kagome thought.

"So that means that she has to sleep with you?" Kikyo ground out.

"Yes, she is my woman. Why shouldn't she sleep with me?!" Inuyasha shot back. `Well, she's not really my woman, yet anyway. But anything to get Kikyo to go. Can you say bitch for hell?!'

`I'm his what? Well, he did say that I was his, so maybe that's what he means. But still, I am NOT his woman! Where does her get off telling people that I am?! Oh, well, I'll just yell at him later, this does not look like the best time.' Kagome thought eyeing Kikyo wearily.

"Now, will you leave?!" Inuyasha said forcefully.

Kikyo didn't respond she just turned tail and slammed the door shut.

When he foot steps died away, Kagome felt that she could now give Inuyasha a piece of her mind.

"YOUR WOMAN?!" Kagome screamed.

"Oh, shut up! What else was I supposed to say? That scary bitch wouldn't have left otherwise!" Inuyasha yelled back.

"AH! You are so frustrating!"

"You're worse!"

"Am not!"

"Are to!"

"AH! Just get out so that I can change!"

"Fine!" he flung open the door then slammed it again.

After a few minutes of calming down Inuyasha knocked on the door.

"Yeah." Answered a calmed down Kagome.

"Can I come in?" he asked.

"It's your room."

He opened the door, came in, shut it back, and locked it.

"Hey, I'm sorry for freaking out at you." Kagome apologized.

"It's okay, and I'm sorry for yelling at you." Inuyasha said smiling lightly.

"We seem to apologize a lot to each other, you know that."

"Yeah, I guess we do."

Inuyasha looked at her and noticed that she had on the red silk nightgown. She looked amazing.

He stepped forward and put a hand on her cheek. "You look beautiful."

She blushed. "Thank you."

"Alright, let's fix this stuff up then go to sleep." Inuyasha said.

"Where am I going to place my things?"

"In my closet, but first I'll have to move some things over."

"Thank you for all of this, I love it all!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, everything is great!"

"I am glad that you like it."

About ten minutes later half of the closet was bare for her. They then started putting everything away.

When they were done putting all of Kagome's new cloths into his closet Inuyasha pulled off his shirt and his pants to reveal off-white sleeping pants and a white tank top (think wife-beater).

Kagome's blush grew deeper. "Well, you're not are shy one are you?" she asked playfully.

"Nope, long pasted being shy."

She giggled and got into bed. He came up behind her and lowered himself next to her. His brought up his arm to wrap it around her waist but stopped himself.

"Kagome?"

"Yes?"

"Do you mind if I-" he placed his arm around her waist and pulled her close.

"Oh!" she gasped.

"If you rather I didn't..." he trailed off.

"Oh, no, it's fine with me, really. You just sort of surprised me is all."

"Okay. Good night, Kagome."

"Good night, Inuyasha."

*A/N~ They will get together soon, so no one rush me!*

*A little something extra! ~Dialogue~*

Ali: Yeah! Another chapter done!

Kik: Hey, what's the big idea with the chapter title?! Huh, Ali?!

Ali: Heehee, yeah, about that...

Inu: truth hurts doesn't it, Kikyo.

Kik: Oh! Inuyasha! *Jumps on him*

Kag: Yo, bitch! Get off him now!

Kik: *Glares at Kag-chan and gets off Inu-kun*

Inu: See, I was right! You ARE mine! *Walks up to Kag-chan and puts his arm around her*

Kag: Shut up dog-boy! I can still hook up with Kouga-kun! *Pushes Inu-kun off her and crosses her arms*

Kou: Someone call me?

All: NO!

Kou: Fine, bye! *Grumbles*

Inu: Oh no you won't! *Yells at Kag-chan*

Kag: You can't tell what to do! *Sticks out tongue*

Kik: I'm still here! You just can't ignore me!

Ali: Kikyo, sweetie, you're an evil bitch and we all hate you. So why don't you just run along?

Kik: *Glares and leaves*

All: *Laughs*

Inu: Come on Kagome, just one kiss! *Chases Kag-chan around the stage*

Kag: NO! *Dodges Inu-kun*

Ali: Well, buh bye! See you next chapter!

Kag: SIT!

Inu: *CRASH*

Ali: Idiots.

Inu: @_@

Kag: *Does victory dance* BYE EVERYONE!

^_^