InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ PIZZA!! ❯ PIZZA!! ( One-Shot )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Pizza

by: Star Keeper

disclaimer: I...do...not...own...anything...WAAAAAAAH!!

Sess: she's right, she doesn't own anything, except her imagination and her very powerful miko magic, *smoulder* damned miko

Star: That's right, MIKO!! HA SIR FLUFFY YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME!! now, cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it! this idea came to me while eating a package of pepperoni. I wondered what Inuyasha would think of pizza... hmmm... interesting... *malicious giggle*

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Kagome carried six, very warm cardboard boxes into the wellhouse and stood, pondering.
"What to do, what to do. Ah!" a triumphant grin spread over her face, as the idea struck her. Setting the boxes down on the steps, she dusted off her skirt, and hopped into the well.
As the familiar blue glow faded, Kagome looked up to see a very enraged hanyou. She waved, "Hi!"
"What took you so long?"
"I couldn't lift my stuff, all that ramen was too heavy," she gave a heavily fake sigh, but Inuyasha couldn't tell.
"Ramen?"
"Yeah. It was too heavy for me to carry. And too hot."
"Hot?"
"Yeah, hot. It's in a bunch of boxes, already hot. Would you go get it for me?"
Inuyasha feigned disinterest, "Whatever." He promptly hopped down the well, and reappeared with the boxes. Kagome instantly grabbed them from him, and began walking back to Kaede's. "That doesn't smell like ramen, Kagome."
"It's a different kind."
"Oh."
She continued to walk, until she reached the door of the hut. "Inuyasha, would you open this door for me, please?"
He 'feh'ed, and pushed the door open, as Kagome stepped through.
"PIZZA!!" she cried holding out the boxes for all to see.
"I thought you said it was ramen!"
"I lied so you wouldn't complain about going to get it for me." Kagome stated, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. "Where was I? Oh yeah, pizza!" she spread the boxes out in front of her, "I've got pepperoni, cheese, sausage, canadian bacon, taco, and supreme!" She opened each box as she stated the kind of pizza it contained. "Take your pick!"
Shippo was the first one to peek into the boxes, and he pionted to the cheese pizza. Kagome lifted a piece onto a paper plate for him. "Thanks, Kagome!"
"Which is your favorite, Kagome-chan?" Sango asked.
"Supreme! It's got a little bit of everything on it."
"Well, then give me one of those, please."
Kagome complied, as Miroku approached, "What is this 'tah-ko'?"
Kagome giggled, "Taco has this different spice on it, and it has tomatoes, lettuce, beans, corn chips, and salsa if you want it. It's really good, but, then again, they're all really good!"
"Well, then give me a taco piece, please, Lady Kagome."
"Here you are!" she grinned, as they all eyed their pizza warily, "Anyone else?"
Inuyasha 'feh'ed, and turned away.
Kagome pushed a sausage piece under his nose, and he took the plate, cautiously.
Kagome smiled, and plucked a canadian bacon piece out of it's box, and immediately chomped down into it's cheesy goodness. "M-m-m-m-mm, toasty!" she said, after swallowing. She wolfed down that piece, and reached for a piece of taco. Pulling a container of salsa out of her pack, Kagome coated the pizza in it. She then crunched (more like squished) into the little slice of heaven. She proceeded to scarf down one piece of every pizza before sighing heavily, and falling back, completely happy.
Inuyasha blanched, "How did you do that?"
"Practice, hon. Many years of pizza-inhaling." Kagome sighed contentedly, and passed out on the floor.
"Well, Inuyasha, are you going to eat it? Kagome did." Miroku prodded.
"Uhh... sure." Inuyasha screwed his eyes shut, and tentatively sniffed the object in question, he darted his tongue out to tatse it. His eyes shot open, and he inhaled the wonderful tasty treat in one gulp.
Sango, Miroku, and Shippo anime sweatdropped.
Inuyasha ignored them, as he proceeded to taste every kind of pizza. "Thisssh ssshtuff isshhh gooooot!" he muffled out around taco pizza, his last slice. "Ahhh, that's what she meant... M-m-m-m-mm, Toasty!" he fell over, and prompty passed out next to Kagome.
Said girl's hand snaked out, and grabbed hold of Inuyasha's right ear. He squirmed lightly, until she began rubbing her thumb in a circular motion, mumbling, "Good boy, Buyo. Awww, he's purring, mom!"
Sango snickered, and Miroku barely contained himself, so he wouldn't wake Inuyasha, as he was hit with violent laughing fits. Inuyasha, the mighty hanyou, was purring!
He rolled into the gentle caress of Kagome's touch, and wrapped his arms around her.
She sighed, and reached her other hand up to rub his other ear. She giggled, as a rumbling deep in his chest lulled her further into her dreamworld.
Sango was rolling on the floor, silent tears streaming down her cheeks, as she fought the laughter. Miroku couldn't take it anymore, and burst out laughing. Sango and Shippo quickly followed suit, and the whole hut shook with their laughter.
Kagome was the first to wake, seeing as her thumbs were in Inuyasha's ears, effectively blocking his hearing. She immedeately removed her hands, and a very disgruntled hanyou growled his annoyance at the removal of the pleasurable caress. Kagome tried to shake him fully awake, and he realized that he was holding her. Smirking, he pulled her closer, (He's not quite awake yet.) and she shreiked, jerking away from him. He released her, his senses returning at last from the 'pizza coma'.
"What in the seven hells just happened to me?!?" Inuyasha yelled.
"Pizza coma."
"Nani?"
"When you eat too much pizza, you pass out, and then you lose all of your senses for a little while. It's kinda nice, I like it." Kagome gave him a small smile, "You get used to it."
Sango finally managed to pull herself off the floor, "You guys were priceless!"
"Yeah! That was funny!" Shippo piped up.
"Why you little...!" Inuyasha chased him, and cuffed him over the head.
"SIT, BOY!!"
"GAH!!"
Kagome crossed her arms smugly, "What happened, Sango?"
"Well, Inuyasha inhaled six peices of pizza and passed out next to you. Then..." she giggled, "you grabbed his ear and... and..." she laughed so hard, tears were rolling down her face again.
"He rolled over, and you put your other hand on his other ear and he...he..." Miroku couldn't handle it either, and he joined Sango on the floor, tears streaming down his face as well.
"I can fill in the blanks," Inuyasha grumbled.
Kagome turned into a very ripe tomato. "What do you mean?" she whispered.
He turned a shade of scarlet to rival Kagome. "Uhhh... well, you see..." he stammered, turning, if possible, an even darker shade of crimson.
"He... he purred!!" Shippo choked out, barely speaking while laughing so hard, he shook.
Kagome blanched, "What?"
"He's right, Kagome." Inuyasha said, barely above a whisper.
"You can do that?"
He nodded gravely, as if this was the worst thing in the world. Kagome didn't think so, though.
She smiled. The first real smile that she'd actually given anyone since her father died. "That's really sweet, hon. I can believe it, and if you ever feel that you need to prove it to me, just let me know. I'll be there to listen to you."
Inuyasha gaped like a fish out of water. Kagome reached up and shut his mouth. "Thank you." he breathed.
She nodded, and seemed to glow as he gave her a look of relief that said a million things at once.
"Well, were we the only ones who enjoyed the yummy sensation that is pizza?" Kagome asked, scooting back over to her station behind the boxes.
The remaining three nodded, and each took a nibble of their own peice of pizza pie.
"Wow, Kagome! This is really good!" Shippo enthused.
"Didn't you hear me earlier?" Inuyasha cried, "This stuff is good!"
"Oh, is that what you said. I couldn't make out what in the world you were trying to say over the three peices of pizza jammed in your mouth." Miroku said jokingly.
Kagome looked impressed, "Three peices at once?"
"Yeah, it was too good!"
"Well, you got me beat in that category." she stated.
"Oh...kay."
"Anyhoo!!" Kagome quickly changed the subject, "You guys liked the pizza, right?"
The rest of the group nodded.
"Well, seeing as there's one peice left... I get one more!!" she cried, as her friends anime sweatdropped.
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Star: well, I thought it would be an interesting story... and fluff to boot!! Don't ya just love me soooo much?

Sess: *grumble*

Star: Sesshy-kun, OREOS!!

Sess: OREOS!? WHERE?

Star: just kidding!! ha-ha-ha!

Sess: *smoulder* damn miko.

Star: well, I won't ask you to review, but it would help my very low self-esteem...

Sess: translation- "Please review!!"