InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Pizza Delivery ❯ Pizza Delivery ( One-Shot )
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By: Lynxzeo 
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Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 02.17.2004 | Updated On: 02.17.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 722 | Status: Completed
pizza...
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 02.17.2004 | Updated On: 02.17.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 722 | Status: Completed
Idea from: Hinosaki and Miki
Written by: Lynxzeo
A/N: I got the idea of Sesshomaru's house/cave from one of the scans I saw on a website (I forgot which one). Plz R&R ^^
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At Sesshomaru's cave/house
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru: What?
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru: What?
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru: WHAT?!?!?
Rin: Rin is hungry.
Sesshomaru: What do you want to eat?
Rin: Rin doesn't know.
Sesshomaru: Sushi?
Rin: Nah.
Sesshomaru: Tempura?
Rin: No thanks.
Sesshomaru: Rice with meat and vegatables?
Rin: No.
Sesshomau: KFC?
Rin: What's that?
Sesshomaru: Fried chicken and fries. There's also salads.
Rin: Yucky.
Sesshomaru: Good. That's expensive too, I think. Now, where were we? Oh yes, pizza?
Rin: Okay. Rin will eat pissa.
Sesshomaru: It's pizza. What kind?
Rin: Rin doesn't know.
Sesshomaru: Jaken!!
Jaken: You called, Lord Sesshomaru?
Sesshomaru: What kind of pizza would you like?
Jaken: I'll eat any kind. It doesn't matter, me lord.
Sesshomaru: In that case, we'll get a large pizza with pepperonis, green peppers, olives, anchovies, bacon, mushrooms, pineapples and lots
and lotsa cheese.
Rin: Rin doesn't like anchovies or olives.
Sesshomaru: Fine then. Half the pizza without anchovies and olives.
Rin: Yay!!
Sesshomaru: Now what to drink. Rin?
Rin: Rin doesn't know.
Sesshomaru: Jaken?
Jaken: I'll take anything that you order, me lord.
Sesshomaru: In that case, again, root beer and Sprite.
Rin: Rin likes 7up better than Sprite.
Sesshomaru: I never noticed the difference. They both taste the same.
Rin: *chanting* 7up! 7up! 7up! 7up! 7up! 7up! 7up!
Sesshomaru: Fine, 7up it is along with the root beer. Anything else? Cheese bread? Garlic bread? Potato wedges? Vegatable sticks?
Rin: Rin doesn't know.
Jaken: Anything you take, me lord.
Sesshomaru: In that case, FOR THE THIRD TIME, we'll get two garlic breads each.
Rin: Rin doesn't want stinky mouth.
Sesshomaru: I just bought mint-banana flavoured mouthwash. You can use that.
Rin: Rin wants cheese bread.
*~ A while later ~*
Sesshomaru: *On the phone* Hello? Pizza Pizza? I would like a large pizza with pepperonis, green peppers, mushrooms, bacon, pineapples,
lots of cheese and half with olives and anchovies.
Person on the other side (who happens to be Kagura): Anything else?
Sesshomaru: 7up and root beer.
Kagura: Is that all?
Sesshomaru: Also four garlic breads and two cheese breads.
Kagura: Is THAT all?
Sesshomaru: Yeah.
Kagura: What's your address?
Sesshomaru: 176 Inu Drive.
*~ 10 minutes later ~*
Sesshomaru is reading. Naraku dressed as a pizza boy comes
Naraku: Kukuku. Hey, where's the door bell? Oh well. Pizza's here.
Sesshomaru ignores it and continues to read
Naraku: Pizza's here!!
Sesshomaru is still reading
Naraku: OI!!! PIZZA'S HERE!!!!!!
Sesshomaru ignores it but his ears are ringing
Naraku: This guy is deaf. *sticks his head into the cave* HEY, PIZZA'S HERE!!!! *echoing* hey, hey, hey, pizzza's-pizzza's-pizzza's here-here-here....
Sesshomaru: *looks up* You've just put your head through the door and you don't have to be so LOUD!!!!!! *echoing* loud-loud-loud...
Naraku: What are you, a mime?
Sesshomaru: Just knock, simple as that.
Naraku: -_-' *pretends to knock* Pizza's getting cold.
Sesshomaru: *races to the "door" and pretends to open it* Thanks. Here's the money. Keep the change.
Naraku: ...Okay?... *mutters* What are we playing over here, House?
Naraku leaves and Sesshomaru closes the "door".
Rin: Yay!! Peetsa's here!!!!!!
Jaken: That's pizza.
Rin: Whatever. *opens the box while Sesshomaru locks the "door"* Eeeeeeeeeek!! Yucky!!
Jaken: What the hell?!?!?!?!?!
Sesshomaru: What's wr- Aaaaiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Inside the box is a pizza. Half of it is covered in fruit and vegetable peels and mummifiyed monkey's feet. There was an note inside the box. It says: `We are sorry but we ran out of anchovies and olives. We hope the replacements is satisfactory. -Kagome Higurashi P.S. If you like the monkey's feet go to my grandpa for more`
Sesshomaru: Anyone for the feet?
Rin and Jaken: ... *crickets chirping in the backround*
Sesshomaru: In that case... *carefully takes out the peel and feet covered half, opens the "door" and tosses it to the other end of the
earth. It lands on the the Leaning tower of Pisa* Ewwww.... *rushes to wash his hands*
Rin: *watching the half of the pizza disappear out of sight* Let's eat, Jaken. Rin's hungry.
Jaken: That looks good. *both starts eating*
Sesshomaru: *coming back* Whew! That was close. *grabs a slice of pizza and starts eating*
Rin: This is good pitsa.
Sesshomaru and Jaken: It's PIZZA!!!
Rin: Where's the drinks? Rin wants 7up.
Sesshomaru: Here. *hands Rin a can of 7up*
Jaken: Watch me! *dangles a pizza slice in his mouth by its cheese*
Rin: *laughs as the pizza falls onto the ground with a splaaaaat* Better luck next time!! :P
Jaken: >:C *reaches out for another slice of pizza*
Sesshomaru: *Grabs Jaken's wrist* You have to finish your first slice before you get a second one.
Jaken: B-b-but me lord, that slice is on the ground!
Sesshomaru: Who made it fall?
Jaken: ...
Sesshomaru: Who?
Jaken: ...me.
Sesshomaru: So you have to eat it or else I'll start sharpening my claws on you. No Tensiega this time.
Jaken: Gulp. *picks up pizza from the ground and starts munching*
Rin: Why so mean, Lord Sesshomaru? It's only pizza.
Sesshomaru: Sorry, got carried away. *mouths* Jaken abuse.>:D
Jaken: W-w-where's t-the r-r-r-root b-b-b-b-beer?
Sesshomaru: Here. *hands Jaken the root beer*
Jaken: Th-th-thanks.
*~ A while later ~*
Sesshomaru: Who wants the breads?
Rin: Me! Me!
Jaken: M-m-m-me t-t-t-t-too.
Sesshomaru: Jaken, No studdering or claws. *hands Rin two cheese breads and Jaken one garlic bread*
Jaken: How come Rin gets two and I get one??
Sesshomaru: Claws.
Jaken: Gulp. *starts to eat*
*~ After ~*
Rin: Ewww. Lord Sesshomaru and Jaken, your mouths are stinky!!
Sesshomaru: Whatever. *goes to brush his teeth and use his mouthwash*
Jaken: May I borrow your mouthwash, Lord Sesshomaru???
Sesshomaru: No.
Jaken: Please??
Sesshomaru: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaken: ...fine.
Sesshomaru goes into the bathroom. Rin and Jaken wait for him to come out
*~ 5 hours later ~*
Rin is sitting down, half asleep, and drooling. Jaken is standing at the exact place that he stood 5 hours ago. Sesshomaru comes out of the bathroom
Sesshomaru: Ahh... That's better
Rin: *wipeing her drool* Why did you take so long, Lord Sesshomaru??
Sesshomaru: While I was brushing my teeth, I got water all over my front so I decided to take a bath. Then I had to wait 3 hours for my clothes to dry.
Rin: Oh. Did you play with the bubbles?
Sesshomaru: Of course not!! I'm not 7 like you. I'm hundreds of years old!! I DON'T play with bubbles!! *burps out a coconut-cherry scented soap bubble*
Rin and Jaken: O.o
Sesshomaru: Excusee moi.
Rin and Jaken: O.o
Sesshomaru: Can't I learn a little of franÇais???
Jaken: Fran-what?
Rin: What is this fran-what thingy??
Sesshomaru: It's french. I love the elegance of the french.
Rin and Jaken: O.o
That goes on for a reeeaaaally long time. (They soon get to the following topics: the Chinese, the Korean, rice, hot dogs[Sesshomaru got mad that the people named it hot dogs. He thinks the name "Frankfurter" is better.], Frankenstinen, ice and snow, the Germans, bagpipes, England, African drums, the Ancient Egyptians, the Greeks [modern and ancient], Beethoven, Mozart, Bach, Vivaldi, Classical music, Rap music, instruments, oboes [or hautbois in French], saxaphones, violins, pianos, trombones, baritones, tubas, clairnets, bassoons, double basses, musical notes, pencils, erasers, computers, ways to steal the Tesseiga from InuYasha, ways to kill Naraku [the pizza boy], ways to get Miroku to use the Kannzaa when the Hell's Bees were around, ways to get Sango's boomerang [Hirakotsu] smashed and melted, the list goes on and on. They eventually talk for 379 hours. They are soon sent to the hospital from dehydration, lack of food and lack of sleep.)
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Two of my friends gave me the idea to write this fic. We had some other ideas like Sesshomaru puts the whole pizza into his mouth, takes pepperonis and green peppers out of his mouth and gives it to Rin and Jaken. We had some really bizzare ideas but I'm too lazy to list them all. I think I forgot most of the other ideas anyways. Oh well! Oh yeah, Plz review!!
~Lynxzeo~
Written by: Lynxzeo
A/N: I got the idea of Sesshomaru's house/cave from one of the scans I saw on a website (I forgot which one). Plz R&R ^^
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At Sesshomaru's cave/house
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru: What?
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru: What?
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru: WHAT?!?!?
Rin: Rin is hungry.
Sesshomaru: What do you want to eat?
Rin: Rin doesn't know.
Sesshomaru: Sushi?
Rin: Nah.
Sesshomaru: Tempura?
Rin: No thanks.
Sesshomaru: Rice with meat and vegatables?
Rin: No.
Sesshomau: KFC?
Rin: What's that?
Sesshomaru: Fried chicken and fries. There's also salads.
Rin: Yucky.
Sesshomaru: Good. That's expensive too, I think. Now, where were we? Oh yes, pizza?
Rin: Okay. Rin will eat pissa.
Sesshomaru: It's pizza. What kind?
Rin: Rin doesn't know.
Sesshomaru: Jaken!!
Jaken: You called, Lord Sesshomaru?
Sesshomaru: What kind of pizza would you like?
Jaken: I'll eat any kind. It doesn't matter, me lord.
Sesshomaru: In that case, we'll get a large pizza with pepperonis, green peppers, olives, anchovies, bacon, mushrooms, pineapples and lots
and lotsa cheese.
Rin: Rin doesn't like anchovies or olives.
Sesshomaru: Fine then. Half the pizza without anchovies and olives.
Rin: Yay!!
Sesshomaru: Now what to drink. Rin?
Rin: Rin doesn't know.
Sesshomaru: Jaken?
Jaken: I'll take anything that you order, me lord.
Sesshomaru: In that case, again, root beer and Sprite.
Rin: Rin likes 7up better than Sprite.
Sesshomaru: I never noticed the difference. They both taste the same.
Rin: *chanting* 7up! 7up! 7up! 7up! 7up! 7up! 7up!
Sesshomaru: Fine, 7up it is along with the root beer. Anything else? Cheese bread? Garlic bread? Potato wedges? Vegatable sticks?
Rin: Rin doesn't know.
Jaken: Anything you take, me lord.
Sesshomaru: In that case, FOR THE THIRD TIME, we'll get two garlic breads each.
Rin: Rin doesn't want stinky mouth.
Sesshomaru: I just bought mint-banana flavoured mouthwash. You can use that.
Rin: Rin wants cheese bread.
*~ A while later ~*
Sesshomaru: *On the phone* Hello? Pizza Pizza? I would like a large pizza with pepperonis, green peppers, mushrooms, bacon, pineapples,
lots of cheese and half with olives and anchovies.
Person on the other side (who happens to be Kagura): Anything else?
Sesshomaru: 7up and root beer.
Kagura: Is that all?
Sesshomaru: Also four garlic breads and two cheese breads.
Kagura: Is THAT all?
Sesshomaru: Yeah.
Kagura: What's your address?
Sesshomaru: 176 Inu Drive.
*~ 10 minutes later ~*
Sesshomaru is reading. Naraku dressed as a pizza boy comes
Naraku: Kukuku. Hey, where's the door bell? Oh well. Pizza's here.
Sesshomaru ignores it and continues to read
Naraku: Pizza's here!!
Sesshomaru is still reading
Naraku: OI!!! PIZZA'S HERE!!!!!!
Sesshomaru ignores it but his ears are ringing
Naraku: This guy is deaf. *sticks his head into the cave* HEY, PIZZA'S HERE!!!! *echoing* hey, hey, hey, pizzza's-pizzza's-pizzza's here-here-here....
Sesshomaru: *looks up* You've just put your head through the door and you don't have to be so LOUD!!!!!! *echoing* loud-loud-loud...
Naraku: What are you, a mime?
Sesshomaru: Just knock, simple as that.
Naraku: -_-' *pretends to knock* Pizza's getting cold.
Sesshomaru: *races to the "door" and pretends to open it* Thanks. Here's the money. Keep the change.
Naraku: ...Okay?... *mutters* What are we playing over here, House?
Naraku leaves and Sesshomaru closes the "door".
Rin: Yay!! Peetsa's here!!!!!!
Jaken: That's pizza.
Rin: Whatever. *opens the box while Sesshomaru locks the "door"* Eeeeeeeeeek!! Yucky!!
Jaken: What the hell?!?!?!?!?!
Sesshomaru: What's wr- Aaaaiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Inside the box is a pizza. Half of it is covered in fruit and vegetable peels and mummifiyed monkey's feet. There was an note inside the box. It says: `We are sorry but we ran out of anchovies and olives. We hope the replacements is satisfactory. -Kagome Higurashi P.S. If you like the monkey's feet go to my grandpa for more`
Sesshomaru: Anyone for the feet?
Rin and Jaken: ... *crickets chirping in the backround*
Sesshomaru: In that case... *carefully takes out the peel and feet covered half, opens the "door" and tosses it to the other end of the
earth. It lands on the the Leaning tower of Pisa* Ewwww.... *rushes to wash his hands*
Rin: *watching the half of the pizza disappear out of sight* Let's eat, Jaken. Rin's hungry.
Jaken: That looks good. *both starts eating*
Sesshomaru: *coming back* Whew! That was close. *grabs a slice of pizza and starts eating*
Rin: This is good pitsa.
Sesshomaru and Jaken: It's PIZZA!!!
Rin: Where's the drinks? Rin wants 7up.
Sesshomaru: Here. *hands Rin a can of 7up*
Jaken: Watch me! *dangles a pizza slice in his mouth by its cheese*
Rin: *laughs as the pizza falls onto the ground with a splaaaaat* Better luck next time!! :P
Jaken: >:C *reaches out for another slice of pizza*
Sesshomaru: *Grabs Jaken's wrist* You have to finish your first slice before you get a second one.
Jaken: B-b-but me lord, that slice is on the ground!
Sesshomaru: Who made it fall?
Jaken: ...
Sesshomaru: Who?
Jaken: ...me.
Sesshomaru: So you have to eat it or else I'll start sharpening my claws on you. No Tensiega this time.
Jaken: Gulp. *picks up pizza from the ground and starts munching*
Rin: Why so mean, Lord Sesshomaru? It's only pizza.
Sesshomaru: Sorry, got carried away. *mouths* Jaken abuse.>:D
Jaken: W-w-where's t-the r-r-r-root b-b-b-b-beer?
Sesshomaru: Here. *hands Jaken the root beer*
Jaken: Th-th-thanks.
*~ A while later ~*
Sesshomaru: Who wants the breads?
Rin: Me! Me!
Jaken: M-m-m-me t-t-t-t-too.
Sesshomaru: Jaken, No studdering or claws. *hands Rin two cheese breads and Jaken one garlic bread*
Jaken: How come Rin gets two and I get one??
Sesshomaru: Claws.
Jaken: Gulp. *starts to eat*
*~ After ~*
Rin: Ewww. Lord Sesshomaru and Jaken, your mouths are stinky!!
Sesshomaru: Whatever. *goes to brush his teeth and use his mouthwash*
Jaken: May I borrow your mouthwash, Lord Sesshomaru???
Sesshomaru: No.
Jaken: Please??
Sesshomaru: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaken: ...fine.
Sesshomaru goes into the bathroom. Rin and Jaken wait for him to come out
*~ 5 hours later ~*
Rin is sitting down, half asleep, and drooling. Jaken is standing at the exact place that he stood 5 hours ago. Sesshomaru comes out of the bathroom
Sesshomaru: Ahh... That's better
Rin: *wipeing her drool* Why did you take so long, Lord Sesshomaru??
Sesshomaru: While I was brushing my teeth, I got water all over my front so I decided to take a bath. Then I had to wait 3 hours for my clothes to dry.
Rin: Oh. Did you play with the bubbles?
Sesshomaru: Of course not!! I'm not 7 like you. I'm hundreds of years old!! I DON'T play with bubbles!! *burps out a coconut-cherry scented soap bubble*
Rin and Jaken: O.o
Sesshomaru: Excusee moi.
Rin and Jaken: O.o
Sesshomaru: Can't I learn a little of franÇais???
Jaken: Fran-what?
Rin: What is this fran-what thingy??
Sesshomaru: It's french. I love the elegance of the french.
Rin and Jaken: O.o
That goes on for a reeeaaaally long time. (They soon get to the following topics: the Chinese, the Korean, rice, hot dogs[Sesshomaru got mad that the people named it hot dogs. He thinks the name "Frankfurter" is better.], Frankenstinen, ice and snow, the Germans, bagpipes, England, African drums, the Ancient Egyptians, the Greeks [modern and ancient], Beethoven, Mozart, Bach, Vivaldi, Classical music, Rap music, instruments, oboes [or hautbois in French], saxaphones, violins, pianos, trombones, baritones, tubas, clairnets, bassoons, double basses, musical notes, pencils, erasers, computers, ways to steal the Tesseiga from InuYasha, ways to kill Naraku [the pizza boy], ways to get Miroku to use the Kannzaa when the Hell's Bees were around, ways to get Sango's boomerang [Hirakotsu] smashed and melted, the list goes on and on. They eventually talk for 379 hours. They are soon sent to the hospital from dehydration, lack of food and lack of sleep.)
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Two of my friends gave me the idea to write this fic. We had some other ideas like Sesshomaru puts the whole pizza into his mouth, takes pepperonis and green peppers out of his mouth and gives it to Rin and Jaken. We had some really bizzare ideas but I'm too lazy to list them all. I think I forgot most of the other ideas anyways. Oh well! Oh yeah, Plz review!!
~Lynxzeo~