InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Pretty fly for a youkai ❯ Chapter 1

Baku (me): Hello all!!!

Bakura: Now your name is "Baku?" Why?

Baku: Blame teh friends.

Bakura: -takes out suspicoius looking list- -mumbles "Baku's friends..." while scribbling something down-

Baku: O.o Okaaaaayyy...Anywho, on with teh short! It's just the song "Pretty fly for a white guy."

Arch Angel Michael: -waxing his Keanu Reeves gold statue-

Ren: Dude, you are way too obsessed...

Baku: ahem.

Ren: -sighs- Baku doesn't own us, the stupid song, or Inuyasha.
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Inuyasha: -walks up on stage with Miroku, Sesshoumaru, Shippou, Kagome, Kikyo, Sango, and the band of seven-


Band of seven: -start playing the music on the instruments-


Kagome, Kikyo, and Sango: Give it to me baby.

Miroku and Sess: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Kagome, Kikyo, and Sango: Give it to me baby.

Miroku and Sess: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Kagome, Kikyo, and Sango: Give it to me baby.

Miroku and Sess: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Inuyasha: And all the mikos say I'm pretty flyFor a youkai.

Shippou: Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Inuyasha: You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today.
Our subject isn't cool,
But he fakes it anyway.
He may not have a clue;
And he may not have style.
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial.

Inu, Sess, Miroku: So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world needs wannabe's.
So (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing.

Kagome, Kikyo, and Sango: Give it to me baby.

Miroku and Sess: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Kagome, Kikyo, and Sango: Give it to me baby.

Miroku and Sess: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Kagome, Kikyo, and Sango: Give it to me baby.

Miroku and Sess: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Inuyasha: And all the mikos say I'm pretty fly
For a youkai.

Inuyasha: He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice.
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice.
Now cruising in his wagon, he sees homies as he pass.
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass.

Inu, Sess, Miroku: So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world loves wannabe's.
So (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing

Inuyasha: Now he's getting a tattoo.
Yeah he's gettin' ink done.
He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'.
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip.
But in his own mind
He's the dopest trip.

Kagome, Kikyo, and Sango: Give it to me baby.

Miroku and Sess: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Kagome, Kikyo, and Sango: Give it to me baby.

Miroku and Sess: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Kagome, Kikyo, and Sango: Give it to me baby.

Miroku and Sess: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.


Shippou: Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Inu, Sess, Miroku: So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate.
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world needs wannabe's.
Oh the world loves wannabe's.
So let's get some more wannabe's.
And (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing.


Naraku: I fucking hate you, you know that Inuyasha?