InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Punch me Hard ❯ Gibberish Sweet Talk ( Chapter 1 )

A/U: Yup that's right…Another Inuyasha story. It kinda took me a while to figure out the best title that would match this fic, and I guess it sounds Okay. ^^ Well, sorry to upset you readers, but *sigh*, yes…Kikyo is in the fic…I know- I know, I feel guilty for those who hate her (Of course! I hate her!), and I apologies, but hey, if she's in it, that makes Sango, Miroku, Kouga in the fic also! ^^ Well let's see how it goes, and I hope you won't hate me for doing this! >.<

Ps. I do not own anything nor Inuyasha…

Punch me Hard

Chapter 1~

Gibberish Sweet Talk

"Figures…They're at it again!" Kagome growled and hissed under her breath, as she looked past Sango's desk and eyed suspiciously at Ayumi and Rika.

Sango agreed in a negative tone as she sighed. "They're always drooling over him, aren't they?" She saw Kagome nod then got up as she walked over to Miroku.

"Well, isn't it about time?" She tapped Miroku above his shoulder as she spoke softly against her will. Miroku just simply sighed then nodded.

"They're always doing that…Why couldn't it have been me instead of Kouga?!" He mentally slapped himself for blurting that out so loud.

"N-NO! O-of course not Sango! Wait wait! Just wait a minute my love!"

Well, this time Miroku wasn't too smart once again, and couldn't dodge Sango's firing fist, which seriously passed some injuries towards his head.

Sango deeply reminded herself to strangle Miroku after school for the 100th time. She clenched her knuckles as she stomped towards Kagome's desk for some more advice.

That's when the bell rang. Kagome grabbed her stuff and met up with Sango at the back of the classroom. "Meet you in the café!" Kagome winked at Sango as she quickly tilted her head to the side of Miroku's desk.

-*-*-*-

"Well! It ain't working Kagome!" She growled as she took a massive bite out from her sandwich. Well, at least she tried to apologies to Miroku, but were only stopped by a massive destruction of girls in the cheerleading club, the same class as Kagome's.

Kagome sucked in the last few drops of her Orange Juice and got up, as she positioned herself in the right angle for her shoot-in-the-trashcan! "Well, I'm really running out of ideas so…" Kagome tilted her angle a bit and smiled.

"Now steady…just steady…Oh wait! Yeah… alright…Shoot!" She flung her wrists as she made her leap and…Sango, well, she kind of pushed Kagome towards the left, which was the opposite side of the trashcan.

"Ugh! No!! And I was like only a few inches away- if you didn't disturb!" Kagome got up and worked her way, in search for her Juice box while Sango was laughing her head off.

Kagome couldn't spot the damn box anywhere. `Maybe someone threw it out for me.' She shrugged it off then decided to take the right turn when- "Is this your juice box??!"

Kagome turned towards the voice then gasped. `Holy heavens! This guy must be 10 feet! Or…am I just too short or what?' She nudged herself and snapped back to reality.

"Uh…Partly…?" Her voice raised up as if she was asking him the question. She tried to wrack her brain an smarter excuse, but none flashed yet.

"Well, I'll take that as an yes- Next time, try to have a better aim or just walk up and throw it out face-to-face with the trash bin, or my suggestion is…" He leaned towards her ear as he smirked.

"Or, just grab the basketball coach and get some more tutoring, kay?" He smiled as he snopped back up and threw the box without even having to look towards his aim.

Yes, it scored.

Kagome just blinked as in `What the hell just happened here?!'. She looked shamefully at the ground then adjusted her volume.

"I-I'm really sorry…Well, but I'm not much of a basket ball player and… well, I'm sorry so, yeah…I'm sorry was all I'm planning to say, and well, you're right I said it…So…yeah…I'm sorry."

She looked up with a few sparkles in her eyes. "But anyways, how did you um- manage to get in hold of my juice box?"

She sounded so curious, the boy just had to turn back and answer.

He gestured towards his head while pointing it annoyed. "You aimed at my head, okay? Now enough with your questions. I gotta make a run."

Kagome had just enough time to read his name tag pinned at the bottom, beneath his pocket sides. `Wonder why he pinned it all the way down there…'

She shrugged then clicked the name in her brain secretly. `Inuyasha…' She then locked it up and after a few hours, it was probably forgotten.

-*-*-*-

"What in the heavens took you so long?" Sango asked while moving her hands towards her chin. Then out of no where, she plainly rubbed her temples.

"I'm sure you weren't darting off with any guys, or get involved in a fist situation..." Kagome sighed then shook her head while walking up to the trash bin face-to-face, and threw out her left over sandwich.

"Yucky mushrooms and spinach…" She mumbled under her voice. She turned back to face Sango. "Nope, none of those convinients."

She then gestured for Sango to keep her guessings on, but Sango just grumpily hissed.

"Well then- spit it out! Let's hear the great Kagome's smart excuses!" She wailed through her words, while throwing her hands above the air as she drew a huge circle in front of her face to show how great it would be.

Kagome smiled then laughed sarcastically. "Haha, very funny.?" Scratching her head, she trailed off. "I just uh…bumped into Kouga and…uh he told me how..,.like- Yeah! How sutupid and mindless the girls were!"

As in a cue, Kagome continued on when she saw Sango's eye brows raise up.

"Aw common! You know- the girls that were practically drooling over the poor guy!" Sango's eye brows still remained the same as Kagome stomped her foot, annoyed.

"Oh for the love of god! The girls that were in our science enrichment!" She wailed, throbbing her hands all over the invisible air.

"Ohhh~ Right. Them. Yes, I get you…" Sango then laughed non chantingly. "You know kagome, you really look like a giant meat loaf when you fumed about how me not being able to understand you, you know!"

Sango clenched her stomach as she rolled on, laughing about. Kagome just slapped her company's shoulders as she sat down beside her.

"Really! I'm serious!" Sango exclaimed, trying on one of her innocent looks.

Kagome rolled her eyes in a `Yeah sure whatever' way. She sighed dreamingly as she saw her companion's lover coming well zooming towards them.

She then quickly patted down Sango's shoulders then whispered. "Well, it's not or never. Tell him! And tell ME all about it!" She nudged her elbow once last time as she backed up and started to retrieve away.

Kagome signaled their secret code; `Call me' sign using her index finger and her thumb. She also did her favorite moves; The cross sign between life and death.

-*-*-*-

"I'm ho-me!" Kagome chanted out in a sing song way. She darted off into her bed room and fit her Miko robe as she planned to work out with the shrine for today. She sang "Miss Independent" From Kelly Clarkson.

The door creeked open as Souta entered. "AH!" Kagome quickly jumped into her bed and covered herself. "I was changing! And can't you knock first?!" She growled as she adjusted her volume down max.

"Sorry sis…I just came up to message you that mom and I are going to the shrine meeting for a week…"

Kagome's human ears perked up (A/N: Reminds me of someone…) as she intently listened. "And- and what about me?" She pointed towards her self as she shifted in her sheets.

Souta held up his first finger then quickly swung the door shut and ran down stairs. Kagome took that cue and jumped off of her bed and finished off dressing into her robes. `That little runt…' She smiled.

Just then the door reopened, sending Kagome flying off to her bed once more. She held her chest as it heaved up and down, manically.

"Do not do that again Souta!" She screeched, not being able to find her right voice. It sounded so cocky! Souta just smiled as he placed his little baby fingers above his lips. He smiled innocently, making Kagome turn all sweet and attracted.

"Sorry sis, but…I had to tell you this." He darted off to her step by step and soon reached close enough for her to listen as he whispered.

"Seriously, you don't need any constant watching. Try going on a diet for a change?" He ended his remark with a question for her to think over. Kagome fumed in red, and picked up her trash can.

"Enough! Get your ass out of my room twerp!!!!!!!" She flung the trash can as it banged loudly against her bedroom door. She felt like chasing Souta down stairs and maybe even strangle slash slap him in his face- but…She was too lazy for those actions to happen.

"Maybe later…" She whispered as she made her way down softly on her bed. She pulled up her covers and found a comfy position. She shut her eyes as she thought about her father. `Father…'

-*-*-*-

"Oh" Sango remarked sadly. "She's sleeping… I understand."
Mrs Higurashi sighed.
"I'm terribly sorry Sango…"
She then got the point.
"Is there any special message for me to retell her?"
Sango smiled as she shook her head from side to side.
"No- but thank you Mrs Higurashi."
Kagome's mother smiled, attracted to Sango's greatly done manner skills.
"Well then, I suppose you should get going now…I'll tell Kagome about your call."
Sango lips played another smile.
"Thank you- Good bye."
"Bye Sango dear."

Sango hung up the phone then opened her balcony door. "KAGOME YOU LAZY PIG!!!!!!!" She yelled and heard the neighbour's dog bark anoyyingly. She listened intendly for a few seconds then hissed.

"Someone shut that mad dog….Oh god!" She shut the door and walked back into her house. "Stupid Kagome…She'll get a good whack tomorrow…" She sniffed.

"And she told me to try and get along with Miroku…!" She limply fell towards the floor and heaved a great sigh.

*FLASH BACK*

"Miroku…I….uh….you see…" That's when she felt it. His bloody cursing hands! She sighed with a slight frown.

"You pervert!" She kicked his ass as he whimpered and fell to the ground.

"Sango wait! Wait!" She looked back then growled as she gave him the finger. "You sickoh!"

*END OF FLASH BACK*

Sango slapped her head. "Arg!" She then looked madly at her middle finger. "If it weren't for you!" She sighed. "Sleep…Kill Kagome…Sleep is all I need for now…"

-*-*-*-

"So you like that bitch?" He chocked. "You actually love that bitch or something Sess?" Inuyasha cocked an eye brow. "That can't be true now…Could it?"

Sesshomaru just sighed as he placed his beer bottle down.

"Look brother- You've never truly been through this whole Love situation have you?" No answer came… "Well? Have you?" he asked once more, trying to grab some tensions from his younger sibling.

Inuyasha plopped down on the couch as he loosened his grip from his bottle. "well, no…But I don't even intend to have one- Love is stupid…Mad…Ugly and…"

He looked up at sesshomaru for the word he was looking for. Sesshomaru sighed as he took over the other end of the couch. He fixed his eyes on the phone.

"Crucial?" He asked, not removing his fixed glaze. Inuyasha snapped his fingers. "Right- Crucial…"

That's when the phone rang. Sesshomaru jumped for it, catching it right before his younger brother. He smiled at the sweet voice coming from the other side of the line.

He mouthed the word `Private Call' to Inuyasha as he connected the line to his cell phone and walked up the long everlasting stairs towards his bed room.

Inuyasha stared at the T.V warily. `Figures…Stupid love…'

-*-*-*-

"Yeah- that's right… Sorry about the sleeping incident…"
Kagome laughed.
"Well yeah- they're going to attend this shrine meeting and they'll be gone for a while."
Kagome nodded.
"Say, about a week…or more- possibly a month."
"Uh huh, yup…Well tell me the details at school tomorrow, kay?"
She nodded once more.
She then sighed.
"Oh quit wising like a child! Don't be to attracted by him!"
She laughed then nodded.
"Sure thing, see you tomorrow! Bye sango!"

Kagome jumped onto her couch then sighed dreamingly. She clasped her eyes shut, not too tight. Just enough for her to enter her own La La Land.

`Oh….How I wish to see my true love!' She exhaled drunkly. "Is love too much to ask for?" She then got up with a flash of Kouga and Hojo.

"EW! Not those agnorant self-interactive jerks!- Someone more caring and tougher and hot!" She reached out for her pillow and hugged it tight. When she was 13, she always used to practice her kisses there. She planted another one.

There was a knock on the door.

"Kagome dear? May I come in?" It was the voice of her mother. Kagome flung her kissing pillow away and hid it in her closet.

She blew some air out then smiled. "Come in mom!" She quickly dusted and cleared the area for her mother to awe on. "So mom what brings you-" Kagome dropped her belongings. "MOM! Are you going to Hawaii or something?!"

-*-*-*-

"So...let me get this straight…You and Souta are going to the shrine meeting right?" Mrs Higurashi sighed while nodding sarcastically. "Kagome dear, you've been going through this for the last 15th time…Is everything alright?"

Kagome growled. "And let me get one last thing straight…You and Souta are going to be staying over at aunt joji's, and will not return till next month…right?"

Once again, her frustrated mother nodded, giving up by her teenager's attitude.

"Unfortunately Kagome, that is why I wish for you to stay over at Sango's house- and do not worry dear, I have everything planned with her father and mother. Permissions are ready to go go!"

Her mother released a half mad and yet happy giggle, while her daughter was gawking and inside of course she was over flowing with the fact that she was going to stay over at Sango's not only a week, but a full month!

`Oh MAN! This have got to be a luck!! Good thing I took my fortune cookies right! Talk about good timing!' She then thought harder…'But is it a THAT good news? I mean… but still… no choice right?'

"Well that's about it dear. Oh and get your things packed. You don't want to be snooping back and forth to this house and that house. Alright?" before Mrs Higurashi walked out, she made one last point straight. "Oh and of course, there is a big surprise waiting for you at Sango's for you!" She placed another smile.

"Though…I'm not too sure you'll like that surprise…" Her mother shrugged then heaved. "Well Kagome, behave properly and don't make me be shamed of your behaviours. Got that young lady?"

Kagome flung her arms straight on top of her head. "Oh please mom- don't worry about a thing! Your daughter will be as good as a- um…"

"As good as a speck of air dust, am I right?" Kagome laughed while nodding frantically. "Yup, speck of air dust…That's right- I suppose…"

Her mother smiled then gave her a speck on her cheek before leaving the room.

Kagome was about to close the door when all the sudden-

"Kagome! Hurry! Get in my suit case!!" Kagome, once again was startled at the burst of Souta, burging in her room without knocking once again.

Kagome blinked to herself a few times before thinking slowly to herself. `Uh…what? And what good will that do to me?' she cussed.

He's at it again… She rubbed her temples. Gods…His making up another of his gibberish with me, but I guess this time it's one of those sweet talks- or speaking of which…Is he possibly being truthful? Her head asked.

She sighed at the sight of her younger brother, gripping tightly onto his suit case, maybe large enough for Kagome to squeeze in. She smiled sweetly down at the young boy. She patted his head.

"That's a really sweet comment Souta…But you know I can't go in the suitcase without any snacks or you know, air?" She tried to calm him down but he was just too eager to bring his sister along with him.

"But kagome!" He wined. "It's a whole month! I can't let you stay here all by your self! Come with me! Just sneak in my suit case- I'll provide you all food and water and oxygen!"

Kagome sighed and knelt down infront of her brother. "Thank you so much Souta for caring and uh- loving me about, I mean like this way…But I can't…Hey! But I could still go over sometime if I find the time, and hey, I'll miss you too bud."

She nudged him on his head while he laughed and struggled to get free. "Souta! Time to go now!"

Souta clung onto Kagome's chest as he complained. She lifted him up and walked down the stairs luckily, without falling over one of the stairs.

"Well, be good Kagome- see you in a month dear." Her mother gave her another peck on her cheeks while carrying her and Souta's belongings towards their vehicle.

Souta turned around to face his loving sister. He hugged her tight then patted her head like a little 3 year old. "Be *sniff* Good *sniff* Ka- *Sniff* gome…"

He then walked weakly over to Kagome's mother's side and plopped into the car, having Mrs Higurashi to open the door for him. Kagome felt sad for the little boy…Of course she would miss him more than her mother…Oh how he was just so sweet sometimes…

She sighed as the car started to pick up it's pace and drove down the road. Kagome waved `ByeBye' to them as she stepped down on their porch. "Take care…" She whispered amongst her self.

Kagome smiled evily as she zoomed up stairs to her room and brought out her trunk. A really massive one if you tell me. It had flower decorations on it and it was written "KAGOME'S! Do Not Theif This!" In large bold letters.

"Well…" She blew a kiss towards her house. "Bye bye for now!" She then started to run down the road.

"Freedom! HERE I COME!" Everything was going so well, until…

"OWW! Frig! Watch where you're going okay?! Man…" Kagome on the other hand had more injuries. "Ouch! Mommy!! Oww…!!" She cried softly.

"Hey! You should be the one watching where you were going bud!" She coaxed. "People these days…" She muttered under her breath. She looked up in the corner of her eyes to see who the big problem headed person was.

She gasped and jumped back. "You! YOU!!" She yelled, pointing to the boy who had just bumped into her. "Hey! I know you!" The boy shouted back, also pointing towards her.

He walked up to her then looked down at her knee. "Sorry about that- but you, um, should really watch where you're going next time, Kay girl?"

He then patted her shoulders and without even turning back, he tossed her a a long bandage and some cleaning clothes.

"Use those to wrap your knee up…And watch where you're going next time alright?" He pointed out his message to her.

She picked up the treatments and smiled to herself. `What a nice guy…' She then remembered her injuries. `I mean! Not a nice guy!! What a self interacted jerk!' She growled and hissed at his directions.

"YOU EVIL MONSTER! You should get free walking lessons you know!" She yelled to the mid air.

She huffed her chest and was about to retrieve her way when-

"Hey! I'm not the one okay? And quit complaining man! You cry baby. Get a hold of your self!" Someone yelled back. She shot up and looked back.

No one…

She gasped then picked up her belongings and of course her suit case.

"There is no such thing as monsters…No ghosts….MOMMY!" She yelled as she jolted up and started running towards Sango's house. `God help me…God is by my side…No monsters…monsters hate girls like me!'

The shadow that was hiding behind her trays walked out. The white haired boy smirked to himself while turning around and started to pick up his own way as well.

The two teenagers both walked away, heading in opposite directions.

-*-*-*-

A/N: Whew…That was scary…Someone talking behind your steps…Well that's it for today^^ Happy march break everyone!