InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Pureboi Hanyou ❯ Ch. 1 What the hell? ( Chapter 1 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
Summery: What's a pureboi to do when the girl he's in love with, hates his guts? Anything that's what! But will it be enough, or did she love him after all? Inu/Kag fanfic [Lemons near end] lots of fluff and citric!
Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha or anything! Damnit! I wish I did though, then Kouga would never ever wear that damn mini-skirt, but fuzzy pants! Pants people pants! Mrs. Takahashi needs to keep Kouga in warmer and show less. . . er. . . stuff. . . . . *nervous laugh*
Shadow: Okay Kouga! No one want's to see your butt! [shoves Kouga's butt away from face]
Kouga: [now in pink tutu] Pirouette! Kick! Spin! Turn! Jump! I fell pretty, o so pretty! So pretty and giddy and cute!
Shadow: [runs to bathroom and barfs] [smacks Kouga up-side the head] You ass! Stop it!
Kouga: [out of girly faze] Ow! That hurt!
InuYasha: Ha! [points to Kouga] I recorded that! And Kagome's mine! [huggles Kagome]
Kagome: [face turning blue] Inu-InuYasha! I can't-I can't breath!
InuYasha: Oops. . . [lets go of Kagome]
Shadow: Oops my foot! [glares @ InuYasha] [points finely manicured finger @ the hanyou] Ha! Your a pureboi*! [sticks tongue out @ the koinu*]
InuYasha: Don't you all know it! And I still get ol' butter buns over there! [points clawed thumb @ Kagome]
Kagome: B-butter buns? Since when is that my nickname? Hmm. . . Inukorro*? [hands on hips, glaring @ Inu]
InuYasha: [eyes go wide] Kagome no! Pl-
Kagome: OSWARI*! OSWARI! OSWARI! OSWARI! OSWARI! OSWARI! AND FOR GOOD MEASURE! OOOSSSWWWAAARRRIII!! [stomps away angrily]
InuYasha: [falls to ground making a 6 foot deep hole]
Kouga: [covering hole w/ dirt like dog]
Shadow: [laughs manically] MUWAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU WILL ALL SUFFER IN THIS FANFIC! ESPECIALLY YOU KIKYOU! DIE-DIE-DIE! [runs @ clay pot w/ overly large ax]
Everyone: Now on w/ the story!
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Pureboi Hanyou
Ch. 1 What the hell?
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“Kagome get up or you'll be late for your first day at Shoushi* High!” Izumi, Kagome's mother, yelled through the door of the raven haired beauty's room. Kagome's chocolate-brown eyes shot open as she scrambled out of bed, and ran to her walk-in closet. Kagome started to shift through different extra-large t-shirts until she found one that said, `I smile because I have no idea of what's going on' and slipped over her c-cup breasts.
“Great, school. . . new people, new friends, hopefully, and more girls to make fun of my deformity.” Kagome sighed. She hated being beautiful, and making guys go ga-ga over her full chest, and curved body. “The only one that didn't swoon was. . . no! I can't think of him now! I promised I wouldn't cry anymore. There's nothing you can do for death. . .”
“Kagome! Hurry up or you'll miss your bus! It comes in twenty minutes!” Souta yelled from her door. Kagome sighed again and walked over to her dresser, and pulled out her favorite pair of faded blue jean hip huggers and slipped them over her slender creamy legs. She grabbed her backpack and a pair of light blue flip flops and ran down the steps.
“Hey okaa-san*!” Kagome said happily. Izumi looked at her young daughter and sighed happily.
“Here's your toast and you look soo beautiful hun! Have a good day at school!” she called.
“Kagome! The bus is coming!” Souta yelled through the door again.
“Coming!” Kagome called.
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“Hurry up Roku! We'll be late!” a silver-haired hanyou* yelled to the house his red convertible sat outside of. A young man with jet black hair, warm violet eyes and a small ponytail on the back of his neck, came running out of the house, with his backpack slung over his right shoulder and jumped into the passenger seat.
“Shut up InuYasha! It wasn't my fault this time! Mushin wouldn't let me go!” Miroku complained as InuYasha zoomed off down then road. Miroku's parents died in a plane wreck and his monk-ly uncle, Mushin, volunteered to take care of the teen. Although Mushin is near sixty and drinks too much sake, they allowed him to keep Miroku because he was family.
“Well next time, bop the old man on the head and run for it!” InuYasha suggested.
“I can't do that baka*! I'll be grounded for a week if he somehow miraculously remembers!” Miroku droned on.
“What ever!” InuYasha growled, gripping the steering wheel harshly, “I hate public school buses! Why can't teens just buy a god damn car and drive to school?”
“Well InuYasha! Unlike you, we have to work for a car, not suck up to our filthy rich father who gives into every demand his sons make!” Miroku grumbled, crossing his arms over his muscled chest.
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“I hate public school buses Souta! Why couldn't we take my car?” Kagome inquired as she stepped onto the rowdy bus. Souta turned to her and smirked.
“Because, okaa-san said your car is in the shop again!” his smirk grew as Kagome's face paled. Her dark blue mustang convertible was in the shop? Again? Kagome took her seat next to a girl with long midnight black hair who was wearing a skanky black tub top, a leather mini skirt and pointed boots. She had on three to many layers of make-up and her hair was in a high pony-tail.
“What are you doing? Get out!” Kikyou said. Three other girls glared at Kagome.
She bowed her head, “There's no where else to sit. . .” Kikyou sighed and turned back to a girl with shoulder length ebony hair with a red headband and a pink tank top that said, `Not your bitch' and a black mini skirt, Yura. Another girl with burning red hair, emerald eyes and a kind smile, winked at Kagome and turned back to Kikyou's conversation. She had on a silver, almost white skin tight t-shirt that said, `You make me sick' and dark blue hip huggers, Ayame. Another girl with magenta eyes, black hair, and a tight scowl looked at Kagome. She had on a skin tight, red, one sleeve tank top, that read, `My other boyfriend is a Rock Star', red mini shorts and flat black boots, Kagura.
“And so, he said, `Would you like to make out?' and I said, `Not with you I wouldn't!' and you know what the ass-whip Damian did?” Kikyou blabbed.
“What did he do Kikyou-sama,” Ayame asked.
“He glared at me and stormed away. I showed him who's boss because no-one can beat Kikyou! All I need to do is get InuYasha and I'll have gone out with every boy in this entire school!” Kagome turned away, disgusted. This was a preppie, snotty, spoiled cheerleader that would probably be the first to ridicule her about her condition, `Why did I have to mature so early! Why did I have to be a b-cup in seventh grade? Why do I have to be an e-cup now?' Kagome screamed in her head. The bus stopped at Shoushi High and the teens started to pile out of it onto the campus grounds.
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“Miroku! Look! There's Sango, alone and defenseless! Go get her tiger!” InuYasha encourage his horny friend.
“Let's see, tight t-shirt that says, `I don't take no bull from anyone', dark blue hip huggers, and a nice tight ass! Well, I'm ready!” Miroku left InuYasha by the door and headed to the a-for mentioned brown haired, chocolate eyed girl. A world wide slap was heard throughout the school as Sango's hand collided with Miroku's cheek, and `Hentai' could be heard as well. Miroku came back with a red hand print on his face and that stupid cocky grin plastered on his lips.
“Did the slap hurt man? Sounded bad, but you still got 'er?” InuYasha asked, high five-ing his almost-brother Miroku.
“Slap, hurt, and I did get a great feel on that ass," Mirkou said evilly.
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Kagome got off the bus and surveyed the area. `Goths with Goths, jocks with jocks, cracks with cracks. . . Your normal high school campus.' Kagome sighed and started on her way up the long flight of stairs up to the entrance of the school. She was so absorbed in her thoughts, she didn't even notice the young silver-haired hanyou with his back to her until she collided with him and tumbled backwards. If not for a pair of strong arms wrapping themselves around her petit waist, Kagome could have died falling down those steps. Kagome blinked the haze way from her chocolate eyes and found herself looking into molten amber orbs. Kagome squeaked and shot form his arms and way from his grasp.
“Gomen-nasai*! I should have watched where I was going sir! Gomen*! Gomen! Gomen!” Kagome apologized, not even making eye contact with the teen infront of her.
“It was nothin'. You new here?” the hanyou asked. Kagome shook her head yes and averted her eyes again.
“Watashi wa* Higurashi, Kagome. . . Anata wa* . . .,” Kagome answered.
“Takahashi. Takahashi, InuYasha, at your service. Want me to escort you to the office so you don't get lost Ms. Higurashi?”
“Hai*! That would be wonderful!”
InuYasha walked over to Kagome and wrapped his left arm around her waist and lead her to the principal's office. Kagome's face turned a very pretty shade of red. InuYasha noticed this and purred slightly. Kagome's eyes grew to saucers as she felt something rumbling to her right. All of her miko senses were telling her to run or pull out a sutra but she ignored them. She missed a males embrace. Her father died of cancer, that was the first male to die, then her grandfather died of old age, then not long ago, her boyfriend Hojo died in his suicidal fathers car, because his father swerved and ran right into the front of a huge semi and killed himself and his young son of sixteen. Kagome had cried. She had cried her eyes out, morning his life and wishing to go with him because her life was nothing without him. But Kami* wouldn't listen to her, or it wasn't her time to die yet.
Kagome glanced at InuYasha threw the corner of her eye and saw something furry and silver swivel a-top his head. Her chocolate orbs grew larger and she put her hand over her mouth to stop the yells of `Kawaii*' and `Can I touch `em?' from escaping her mouth.
InuYasha, on the other hand, conscientious that she didn't like his ears, pulled them against his skull.
Kagome couldn't hold it in any longer. She squealed happily and reached her hand up and started to stroke his fuzzy appendage. Giggles and words of `Oh how kawaii' and `Their so soft!' could be heard coming from InuYasha's left. The purring he had done to make her blush more, was intensifying with every passing moment.
Kagome was surprised when InuYasha started to lean into her hand the get his kawaii ear more attention. She was more surprised when InuYasha grabbed her other hand lightly and put it a-top his other hidden ear. A small smile a materialized onto Kagome's pink lips as she stroked both of InuYasha's dog ears in unison.
“Oy mutt! What the hell are you doing with that mortal!?” an angry voice boomed, ruining the young teens moment. Kagome blinked and instantly pulled her hands away from InuYasha's fuzzy inu* ears.
“What the hell do you want Kouga?” InuYasha asked, glaring at oogami* youkai* for ruining his happy moment when nothing mattered except Kagome's soft strokes, ramen and doggie biscuits [A/n: *giggles* InuYasha loves his Scooby snacks! Don't ya boy! *holds up Scooby snack infront of Inu's face* InuYasha: I love Scooby snacks! * grabs snack and eats it* Both: Back to story]
“What are you doing with my new women!” Kouga growled, looking Kagome up and down, wondering why she was wearing an extra large t-shirt instead of a skin tight one's that all the girls are wearing. `Don't she know, skin tight is in? Baggy was so last year' Kouga thought.
“She ain't your women Kouga! Just because she's hot, doesn't me you can claim her, even though she is mine already!” InuYasha shot back.
“I don't see your name one her, and I see no mark on her? So she's mine!” Kouga cockily said.
“Can it wolf bag! I'm no one's personal fun toy! So just shove it back up your tiny little bum hole and go screw a tree!” Kagome growled at Kouga. His ocean blue eyes fell onto Kagome. He gave her another cocky grin and turned on his heels and walked off. He turned his head to the side and shouted loud enough for her to hear, “InuYasha's the pureboi of the school and steals every girls first kiss! Watch out if you still have yours! He'll lock you in the girls locker room and try to make out with you if your not careful.” and with that, Kouga disappeared into the crowd of teens.
Kagome's head shot twords InuYasha, “Pureboi? You were trying to get to my first kiss?! You bum hole!” Kagome stomped off, not wanting to listen to InuYasha's protests against the issue.
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Well, here's my first real fanfic! Hope you like it! Just, please don't murder me! I'm scared of being killed because I suck at writing! And incase you didn't notice, I always translate what I write in Japanese so all of you people who don't know it can find out.
Japanese people don't understand:
pureboi- playboy
inukorro- dog shit
oswari - sit
koinu- puppy
shoushi- midnight
okaa-san - mother
hanyou- half demon
baka- idiot
hentai- pervert
gomen-nasai - polite form of I'm sorry
gomen- i'm sorry
watashi wa- I am/ my name is
anata wa- and you?
hai- yes
kami- god
kawaii- cute
inu- dog
oogami - wolf
youkai - full demon
ja ne- later
Well there you have it! Ja Ne*! Till next chapter!
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