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20 Ways to Annoy Alucard

 

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A/N: Please excuse my bad spilling and grammar. (Spellcheck is Logos.) (If anyone knows where that's from tell me in a review.)

 

1 Shoot him with Seras' Halconan.

 

2 Constantly remind him that Seras won't drink.

 

3 Sing this song at him: Seras and Alucard sitting in a tree D-R-I-N-K-I-N-G…

 

4 Make him watch a Buffy the Vampire Slayer marathon.

 

5 Repeat step One.

 

6 Point out how much cooler donuts are then his guns.

 

7 Every hour on the hour, ask him if he knows where your Nachos are.

 

8 Ask him if he's really Vash the Stampede.

 

9 Replace his guns with fake ones that when he goes to fire, little flags pop out that say ”Bang!”

 

10 Whenever he appears, laugh at him.

 

11 Make him read this.

 

12 Hit him with Shippo.

 

13 Make him learn Klingon.

 

14 Make him go on Fear Factor and when he wins laugh.

 

15 Do the golf applause whenever he turns around.

 

16 Tap him on the head with a Wiffelball bat for one hour.

 

17 Tell him, in great detail about how you went to the mall for something, but when you got there you forgot what it was, and then wandered around for the rest of the day.

 

18 Hit him with Shippo again.

 

19 And again.

 

20 If he doesn't kill you at the end of this, repeat.

 

Shippo has harmed in the making of this fic.

 

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Alucard: You hate me don't you?

 

QT: I honestly don't.

 

Alucard: Then why did you do this to me?

 

QT: Because it's just too much fun.

 

Alucard: Oh.

 

Next time: 20 Ways to make Integra Laugh.