InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Random Thoughts ❯ Top 5 Ways to Torture a Dead Miko ( Chapter 3 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone from Inuyasha, Rumiko Takahashi does.
Top 5 ways to torture a dead miko!
Spoon out her eyes and feed them to her (a/n I have actually heard this threat before!)
Tell a horde of hungry squirrels that she's a piñata full of nuts!
Blind Inuyasha so he can't see her, gag her, cover her in ramen and let him go.
Let her try and kiss Inuyasha again. Hehehe….I'm pretty sure she won't be able to pull that off between all the Kikyo haters and Kagome.
1. Take a blowtorch and watch the lump of clay melt!