InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Real Men of Genius ❯ Mr. Really Really Creepy Tentacle Guy ( Chapter 6 )

Title: Mr. Really Really Creepy Tentacle Guy

Character: Naraku

 

“Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius.”

 

“Real Men of Genius.”

 

“Today we salute you, Mr. Really Really Creepy Tentacle Guy.”

 

“Mr. Really Really Creepy Tentacle Guy.”

 

“As the old saying goes, every hero needs a villain. You're villain enough for ten heroes.”

 

“Oh, he's so creepy!”

 

“You're the monster lurking in the shadows, the beast which haunts our nightmares. Looking at you makes us all want to assume the fetal position.”

 

“You're a star!”

 

“While other villains try to steal stuff, or take over the world, you just enjoy screwing with people.”

 

“Gonna mind fuck you, baby.”

 

“Every ridiculous scheme, every overly complicated stratagem, all concocted with an eye toward making enemies and innocent bystanders suffer as much as possible.”

 

“I'm such a sadist.”

 

“We don't know why, but one thing is perfectly clear: you've got serious issues.”

 

“I don't have any parents!”

 

“Yet somehow, whenever you have a chance to eliminate a foe, you invariably manage to blow it.”

 

“Aw shit, foiled again!”

 

“So here's to you, Mr. Frightening Monster Guy. If there's one thing we can take comfort in, it's that you're going to die at the end of the show.”

 

“Mr. Really Really Creepy Tentacle Guy.”