InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Reality Of Life ❯ Food Fight ( Chapter 5 )

Chapter 5:Food Fight
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Kagome, InuYasha, Miroku and Sango all walked toward the lunch line. It was Friday the last day of the first week of school. The four of them had practically been inseparable. They did everything together. At break. At lunch, after school and sometimes before. Nothing made InuYasha happier than to be beside Kagome. He looked at her laughing at Sango's joke before the ritual complaints about math began. InuYasha often fell into daydreams while he looked at Kagome. Miroku had gotten used to this and just ignored his friends frequent space outs.

"Oh, God, I hate math pop quizzes." said Sango and Kagome. Miroku, who was smart and now a part of their group, decided that he'd rub the fact that he got a hundred on the math pop quiz in. "So, what did you think of that math test InuYasha?" said Miroku startling InuYasha out of his thoughts.

"Easy, even though I only got 89 percent." Kagome stuck her tongue out at the boys.

"Well, if I were any smarter, I'd be dumb." Kagome and Sango laughed leaving the boys to figure out what she had said.

"It's too bad really. Such smart guys can't even figure out a simple little phrase."

"I know. Its such a waste of talent." Kagome and Sango grabbed a tray and went down the aisle. Sango whispered to Kagome,

"Ugh, it looks like ground, mushed, green, wood." Kagome laughed at her new best friend's description.

"I know what you mean," She said as a large mass of 'wood' was put on her plate. "I don't want to eat this... it's disgusting. Hey wait I have an idea." Sango grinned mischievously.

"Is it what I think it is?" Kagome smiled.

"Yup." Kagome took a large handful of her wood and chucked it at InuYasha. Somebody near Kagome yelled "FOOD FIGHT!" and after that everybody was throwing their food, the popular items being the green wood, pudding and jello.

Kouga, who was just about to throw something, stopped, and yelled, "I'M A TEAM CAPTAIN!"

Somebody near Kouga yelled, "ME TOO!" The Captains stepped onto a table and started picking. Kouga was first and he had to pick a girl

"Kikyou!" he called and waited for the other guy to pick a person.

"Kagome!" Kagome walked over to the other captain. She didn't know the guy and wasn't really sure how he knew her name.

"And, what, may I ask is your name?" Kagome asked the captain.

"Hojo." He flashed a smile as Kouga picked another person. She blushed slightly and InuYasha looked at her glaring at Hojo.

"It's nice too meet you Hojo. And as you already know my name let's get on with the picking." Kagome whispered to Hojo, "Pick InuYasha, he can throw like you wouldn't believe."

"Ok," Hojo called out to pick the next person. "InuYasha!" The picking went on and Sango, being Kagome's best friend, was on Kagome's team. And Miroku was on Kouga's team. "LETS START THE FOOD FIGHT!" Hojo yelled when the cafeteria was completely divided.

By the end of lunch everybody was so covered in food that you could hear the food crack as the moved. Heavy foot steps could be heard and most of the kids scattered. The principal came in red with anger. He looked around.

"WHO DID THIS!?!?" Everybody pointed at Kagome, Sango, InuYasha and Miroku. "YOU FOUR COME WITH ME!" The principal, looked around. "If anyone does this again the crime committers will be seriously punished!"

Sango, Miroku, Kagome and InuYasha looked at each other gulped and all barely breathed out the words 'uh oh'.

"Before I die I just want to say that Sango, I've never ever groped a butt like yours. Its very gropable." Miroku said with as much seriousness as he could muster. "And Kagome, you have the second most gropable butt I've ever touched."

"Oh. Miroku don't be so..." InuYasha glared at Miroku.

"Miroku I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" InuYasha looked as red as a tomato. "And MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE ALIVE!"

"Uh, oh! Kagome call him off!" Miroku said laughing as InuYasha lashed out at him. Sango and Kagome were laughing too hard to say anything as InuYasha caught Miroku and punched him in the arm.

"Men." They both said at the same time.

"DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO EVER TOUCH KAGOME LIKE THAT!?!?!?" Miroku cowered,

"Yes, InuYasha you did. Not in so many words though. You just told me you liked her." InuYasha went even redder as Sango looked at him and then at Kagome a mischievous grin on her face.

"THAN WHY DID YOU?!?!" He said trying to sound angry; he was more embarrassed than anything. He didn't want the whole world to know about his affections. He didn't respond to teasing very well. Miroku gulped.

"Because I just couldn't resist. It looked so lonely." and with that InuYasha started chasing Miroku around again.

"INUYASHA! MIROKU!" The principal barked out, making InuYasha and Miroku stop in their tracks.
"ALL FOUR OF YOU TO MY OFFICE! NOW!" The four friends headed off towards the principal's office. A loud resounding smack could be heard hitting Miroku's cheek.

"What? I was just trying to get one last grope in before I died."

"You, are such a perv Miroku," said Sango rolling her eyes. When they reached their destination they slowly pushed open the door.

"Come in." said a mysterious voice from within. "Don't be afraid." The four friends stopped, not knowing if this was their last moment together. The mysterious voice called Kagome in.

"Good Bye everybody." Said Kagome as she walked into the voices' office. The four of them were all being very dramatic and it was hard for Kagome not to laugh as she pretended to be a prisoner visiting the executioner.
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