InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Rendezvous: A Collection Of InuYasha's One-Shot Fics ❯ There's Just Something About Pizza ( Chapter 1 )

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Rendezvous: A Collection Of InuYasha's One-Shot Fics

Title: There's Just Something About Pizza

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: InuYasha/Kagome

Type: AU

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN InuYasha or any of its characters

Author Note: This is a serie of One-Shot fics based on the InuYasha's characters. Most of the stories (perhaps all of them) are AU and contain very graphical descriptions of adult situations (A.K.A. LEMONS). So if you are underage or don't feel comfortable with this type of content I recommend not to read it. On the other hand, if you like this, if you want to suggest any pairing or a particular situation then don't forget to review and just let me know.

Enjoy,

Maggz

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"I thought you'd sworn off pizza!" Souta laughed, grabbing the door to swing it open for his sister as they stepped inside the fragrant little 'hole in the wall' restaurant they'd favored for years.

"Who can swear off PIZZA, Souta?" Kagome grinned, poking him in the ribs with her elbow as they each grabbed a tray and made their way toward the buffet line.

"That's so true. Especially THIS place!" He returned, rubbing his tummy as he licked his lips. "You'd never think it to see it from the outside - maybe that's why it's OUR best kept guilty secret!" He chuckled as he looked over the vast selection of choices spread on the countertop before them.

"Doesn't look OR sound so secret anymore!" Kagome remarked as she cocked her head toward what sounded like a jam packed dining area. Sliding the orange plastic tray across the silver bars attached to the countertop, she suddenly caught her breath.

"What is it?" Souta asked, frowning intently at his sister.

"Nothing." She answered, looking quickly back down as she reached for her purse.

"Nothing? It SURE don't look like nothing to me!" He whispered, his eyes scanning the area behind the counter only to rest on Kagome's reason for gasping aloud.

"Oh please, Souta!" She groaned, digging for her wallet… anything to keep her head down.

"Well… he WAS a major crush at one time, wasn't he, Sis?" He laughed softly.

"THAT was over a year ago at least, probably more now that I think on it. I had no CLUE he was working here now!" She hissed, slapping at her brother's hand when he tried to snatch her purse away from her.

"A year? NO!" Souta teased as they neared the object of her distress.

"Yes! Now please - Don't embarrass yourself or ME!" She admonished firmly.

"Ok. I promise to behave if you'll promise to quit blushing!" He laughed, dodging a well aimed blow directed toward his head.

"God! You're impossible. Really!" She frowned, reluctantly moving forward in line.

"Geez! They don't have just regular cheese pizza here?" Souta groaned disappointedly behind her.

"Who eats plain cheese pizza?" Kagome grinned as her gaze finally swept and caught the crystal amber one situated behind the counter from her… if only for a second.

"ME and I'm gonna get it too. It should be no problem, right?" He asked.

"Why can't you just pick off what toppings you don't like??" She begged, not wanting to call more attention to herself than was necessary.

"No! It won't take but a sec. Wait up for me." He said as he watched her hurriedly pull a thick slice of pizza onto her tray. He almost commented that she'd gotten the one loaded with anchovies - which she abhorred - but decided to keep his mouth shut… sometimes it was just best to zip your lips, especially if he didn't want to be covered in bruises and pizza sauce before they left the place.

"Good Lord!" Kagome moaned to herself, dragging her feet as she, at last, stood face to face with HIM.

It was so long ago… he probably doesn't even remember…

"Could I get a slice of plain cheese pizza, please?" Souta spoke up at her side. Taking a deep breath, she prepared herself for him to look up, and blew it out slowly as he finally raised his amber eyes to hers… only to look right thru her as he nodded and answered her brother's question.

A frown touched her face as she stared at him, then back to her brother, before hearing her mother's voice break thru her thoughts. Spinning around, she nearly knocked over a row of glasses filled with ice water and could've sworn she heard a snort of laughter coming from HIM in front of her. Before she'd thought better of it, she turned back around and met those deep amber eyes once more and THIS time they were full on her.

Blinking, she swallowed back the angry retort that had come swiftly to her lips, instead sucking in a breath when she heard what her mother was saying… to HIM!!

Standing openmouthed, Kagome's eyes flitted between HIM, her mom, her brother and her fiancée, Hojo.

"InuYasha! I didn't notice you back there when we came in!" Her mom smiled, walking toward her daughter at the head of the line. "Did Kagome tell you the good news?" she gushed.

InuYasha's eyes slid from mother to daughter, a look of amusement lighting his handsome features.

"No. I don't think she did. Did you, Kagome?" He asked, leaning his head to one side as he smiled sexily at her.

"No need to…" Kagome muttered, clearing her throat as she peered over his shoulder to try to see into the kitchen. What the hell was taking that damned cheese pizza so long???

"Kagome! I'm not believing this!" Her mother frowned, stepping closer toward the counter as she pulled Hojo with her.

"InuYasha. This is Hojo, Kagome's fiancée. Hojo, meet InuYasha, our Kagome had a huge crush on him not too long ago!" She trilled.

"Dear God, MOTHER!" Kagome gasped, horrified. "Where's that pizza?" She yelled, directing her question to the other boy that stood behind the counter, his expression highly amused as he elbowed InuYasha.

InuYasha's eyes slid from Kagome's to her hand, taking in the huge solitaire that sat prettily on her ring finger.

"I see…" He smiled slightly, a grin curling the corners of his mouth.

"NO. You DON'T see!" Kagome hissed, picking up the closest thing to her, which happened to be a stack of napkins and flinging them into his gorgeous face. She'd never been so mortified in her entire life and there he'd stood smirking at her as if it all just amused him to no end!

Batting the napkins away as if they were a mere annoyance, InuYasha reached for and grabbed her hand across the counter, pulling it toward his face.

"Nice rock." He said thru clenched teeth.

Pulling her hand roughly out of his grasp, she frowned as she heard his mocking laughter, looking round for something - anything else to throw at him. She wasn't sure why she was reacting so harshly… other than the fact that sadly… she HAD harbored an enormous crush on him NOT so very long ago - as her mother had just nicely pointed out in front of God and everybody!

Chuckling, InuYasha leant behind the counter and before she realized it, pulled out a few red tomatoes and several onions and without a second thought, began lobbing them her way.

An onion hit its mark right between her eyes and ignoring the gasps of her family around her, Kagome gave way with a snarl and started round the counter after him.

"Shit!" InuYasha yelped, running into his startled coworker as he tried to get away from Kagome's furor.

Several tomatoes had spilled into the floor between them and stooping to pick up a few, she hurled them without forethought toward InuYasha, smacking him a return blow right between HIS eyes. Another well aimed and obviously ripe veggie splattered over the front of his sparkling white t-shirt, marking it in juicy red splotches and STILL she continued to batter him.

By now quite the crowd had gathered to witness what was going on behind the counter and cheers erupted louder for Kagome with each splat upon poor InuYasha's body.

"Are ye out of your MIND?" He howled ducking an onion that missed him by a mere hairsbreadth. "Stop it!"

"YOU started it! I'm gonna finish it!" She hissed, rearing back to throw a particularly squishy specimen.

"Kouga! Grab her!" InuYasha shouted to the guy nearest her, only to be met with a 'no thanks' from the frightened looking boy.

Laughing, Souta watched as his sister rained down abuse on the poor guy, wondering if and when he should step in to intervene. Knowing Kagome as he did, he decided he'd stay firmly put for a bit longer - all in the name of his safety, of course.

"Enough!' InuYasha finally growled, bravely stepping forward amid the flying objects and Kagome's grunts of exertion. Grabbing her wrist, he hauled her toward him and drug her boldly into the back storage room, shutting the door firmly on the applause and shouts for MORE at the front of the store.

"What in the HELL do you think you're doing?" Kagome gasped, indignant. How dare he pull her like the common rogue he was to the back room in front of her family and the other customers in the place?

"I could ask you the very same thing but I won't. Instead…" He grinned, pushing her against the wall at her back.

"NO!' She hissed, twisting her hands in his firm grip, only to have it painfully tightened. In seconds he had her imprisoned between his hard body and the wall, his breath warm on her face.

"Engaged?" He smirked.

"Yes!" She stammered, taken aback by the very amberness of his eyes.

"Oh really?" His smile widened and before she could take her next breath, he'd lowered his mouth firmly to hers, kissing her utterly and completely.

Struggling for a second, Kagome soon found herself clinging to his hard biceps, wanting more! God! She'd dreamed of this forever… when he wouldn't even give her the time of day! And OH could he KISS!!!

Releasing her lips from his own with a loud SMACK, he grinned down at her, bringing her hands to his mouth.

"I always wanted to do that…" He whispered, running his tongue over the diamond engagement ring she'd tried to play down only minutes before.

Breathless, she bit her lip… waiting… and not one to disappoint, InuYasha pulled her firmly against him once more until their bodies melted into one smoldering heap.

"You want me…" He hissed, backing the two of them slowly toward the wall.

"No…" She murmured, unable to take her eyes from his, even as he nudged a knee firmly between her thighs.

"Yeah… you do. I can tell." He murmured, his pink tongue peeking out to slide over his full lower lip.

"InuYasha…" She breathed.

"Kagome…" He teased, his hand snaking up to cup a firm breast, thumb just teasing the hard little nipple.

She gasped, jumping in his arms until he lowered his head once more and kissed her into oblivion.

A throat clearing at the doorway to the storeroom caused them to break apart at once and turning, InuYasha found Hojo, her fiancé, glaring stonily at the both of them.

"What the hell-?" Hojo yelped, his gaze unbelieving as he stared at his girlfriend and the pizza guy - both covered from head to toe in tomato pulp as they clung fiercely to each other.

"Kagome?" InuYasha smiled, his amber eyes dancing with suppressed mischief. "It's your call…"

Without a thought, she slid the ring from her finger, handed it to InuYasha and watched as he strutted over, reached for Hojo's hand and opening the palm, dropped it safely in before closing it up and winking at the guy.

"You sure took long enough to notice me…" He growled as he walked back and pulled Kagome into his arms for one more long kiss.

Sighing, Kagome smiled inside… well, if THAT was what he thought… she wasn't going to say one word!!! Who was SHE to ever turn down pizza???