InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Rivalry between monks ❯ The funniest yaoi moment ever ( Chapter 4 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: yuki_chan_89 
Skimpy bathing suits, scars and of course, Kuro's strange habit kicks in. Slight shonen-ai. If you don't like it, don't read it. But if you like the story, just skip when you see the underlined title. Enjoy!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.28.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 218 | Status: Work In Progress
Skimpy bathing suits, scars and of course, Kuro's strange habit kicks in. Slight shonen-ai. If you don't like it, don't read it. But if you like the story, just skip when you see the underlined title. Enjoy!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.28.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 218 | Status: Work In Progress
Rivalry betwen monks
yuki_chan_89
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.
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Kagome shoved Sango out of the changerooms and into the hot springs. The four boys waited and Shippo began to launch himself forward. Inuyasha 'accidentally' knocked him down to get a better view of Kagome, who ducked underwater up to her shoulders and yelled, "Sit!" Kagome's bathingsuit was just as skimpy as Sango's, but it had a more sparkly blue flair and the triangles that covered her breasts were smaller. Sango followed Kagome's suite and ducked underneath, hiding her body and her horrible scar. Kuro had already noticed it and was fascinated. He swam over to her.
"Sango-chan, where did you come across that intriguing scar?" he asked. Sango's eyes widened in horror and she made to rush out, but Kuro grabbed her and held her still, while in the background, Kagome, Inuyasha and Shippo all enjoyed splashing each other and yelling. Miroku was the only one who watched with intense rapture as Kuro whispered to Sango. "It's very beautiful, I think. A memory perhaps, attached?" Sango didn't pull away and instead replied softly, "It reminds me of the deaths of my family and friends and of my own task." Kuro stroked it softly, "Of course..." He locked eyes with her, "It is very special though, Sango-chan. It is very beautiful. It is what you have molded your life against, isn't it? You will bring down your enemies?" Sango slowly backed away a step. "Yes." Kuro looked sad for a moment, "So be it. A young girl--no, nobody should have to have that happen to them. I'm terribly sorry for your loss and for bringing it up so thoughtlessly." He touched her face, "Truly." He grinned. "A lovely girl like you should smile more often, it makes your pretty face look even more so." Sango blushed and sank down into the water again. "Don't say such embarrassing things!" she chastised with a small smile and a lighter heart.
Kuro watched as his old sensei got up, dried, and stalked off. Kuro called out, "Sensei-sama?" Miroku plastered a smile on his face and said, "I'd like to go see the temple, I'll be back later." Kuro almost snorted. Sensei enjoyed architecture, but when two young, buxom girls are swimming in the same pool as him! Jealousy was an amazing thing. Kuro called back quickly, "Wait then! I think Sango-chan would like to go with you!" Sango's eyes widened and Kuro pushed her out gently, wrapping a yukata around her shoulders and grinning at her friendily. Miroku's face went blank, "If you'd like." Kuro internally groaned, 'Don't get cold, baka! Be receptive, friendly, flirty. Don't make her feel nervous, why aren't you using your own lessons?!' "Have fun, we'll meet up with you later!" Kuro said cheerfully, trying not to glare at Miroku.
Sango and Miroku walked along in silence. Sango was unused to Miroku being so chilly and was a little put-off. She glanced at him from the corner of her eye and found his gaze to be on her. Sango snapped her attention forward. Miroku stopped. "Gomen, Sango-chan. I've not been feeling well and I know this feels really awkward." His familiar lazy drawl of a voice soothed her and she turned back and smiled. "You can't always be the cheerful one in our group, sometimes someone has to support you the way you support us." Miroku laughed, "Alright, I'll let you do it for now."
They walked and talked comfortably until out of the blue Miroku asked, "What do you think of Kuro?" Sango paused before answering, "Ask me that again when I know him better." And unknowingly made Miroku feel a ball of anxiety curl up in his stomach, not that he reallly cared or was sure what she could have replied to make him feel better. The awkwardness returned and it was said person who broke it by walking in, hair glistening and looking deliciously clean, his perfect body molded with his yukata, which was for some reason sopping wet. He grinned at them and, to their shocked looks, explained, "Inuyasha dunked me because I kissed him too." He sweat-dropped, "I guess I shouldn't have, but I really do have a hard time..." He sighed, "He was so cute though!" Sango looked like she was about to explode, which she did. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" she fell to the floor, imagining Inuyasha's reaction, and Kuro's friendily explanation, which didn't improve anything.
Kagome came running out of the springs at full speed, followed shortly by a furious Inuyasha. "Erase it!" he screamed. "And stop sitting me!" He caught up to her and she yelled, "Sit!" and ducked behind Sango. She grabbed Sango's yukata and said, "If you come any closer I'll open Sango's yukata, and she'll kill you!" Inuyasha growled from where he was and backed off. Before he turned to leave, much to Miroku's and Kuro's dismay at not approaching her, said, "I'll get it, Kagome. Just you wait." Kagome grinned and said to Sango, "Do you want to see the funniest yaoi moment of the century?" Sango flushed and Kagome rewund her digital camera. "It's definitely a keeper," she assured Sango.
The funniest yaoi moment of the century
Kagome jumps onto Inuyasha, forcing him down. He sits back up pouting and tries to dislodge the water from his ears by flicking them. Kuro is swinging Shippo playfully when he spots Inuyasha's ears. In a trance like state he sets Shippo down and approaches Inuyasha. His hand lifts up and touches Inuyasha's ears carefully. Inuyasha blushes and backs off, "What are ya doin'?" he askes. Kuro grins and swoops down and kisses him right on the mouth. Big pause. Kagome zoomes in on their faces. "Whoa..." you hear her mutter, awestruck. Kuro steps back and pats Inuyasha's head. Suddenly he freezes and his eyes widen. Sweat-dropping he looks back at Inuyasha who has turned white. Kagome breaks into laughter and the camera shakes a little. "You're just as perverted as the other monk!" Inuyasha screams jumping on top of Kuro. "Whee! Get him Inuyasha, I don't mind, give us another kiss for the camera!" Kuro resurfaces and starts saying, "I'm sorry, my nasty little--" and Inuyasha turns to Kagome. "What?" he asks dangerously low. He starts forward. "Uh oh...SIT!" Kagome starts to run and the camera shuts off.
End of clip.
Sango and Kagome clutched their sides painfully, wheezing as they laughed. "Oh my god! So funny!" they said together. Sango sat up and a sudden thought occured. "Where did you get that device from and how did you film it?" Kagome grinned slyly, "I film a lot of things nobody knows about." Sango raised an eyebrow. Kagome looked down shamefaced, "I keep it in my pack, and since I was going to see Inuyasha in nothing but swim trucks, I couldn't resist setting it up nearby." Sango patted her on the back, "I'm very proud of you, Kagome." Shippo popped up and leaned on Kagome's shoulder. "What was so funny?" he asked. Kagome patted him on the head, "Ah nothing, we're just being weird." Shippo slid off her and said, "Yeah, well, Inuyasha's sulking right now." Kagome nodded, "Alright."
Kagome and Sango went back to Kagome's pack where she stored her laptop and Kagome quickly put the clip into the memory. She hid the computer again and called out, "Inuyasha?" Inuyasha strolled in, face pouting and fists clenched. Kagome smiled sympathetcially. "Look Inuyasha, if it bothers you so much, fine then; I'll erase it from the camera. Here, I'll let you do it, just to be sure, okay?" Inuyasha brightened and hurried over, Kagome showed him how to get rid of it, and ta-dah! It was erased from the camera, but not the computer.
I guess I should have added this before but, Kuro=black, kirei=beautiful. (In case you didn't know, which I didn't for a while.)
yuki_chan_89
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.
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Kagome shoved Sango out of the changerooms and into the hot springs. The four boys waited and Shippo began to launch himself forward. Inuyasha 'accidentally' knocked him down to get a better view of Kagome, who ducked underwater up to her shoulders and yelled, "Sit!" Kagome's bathingsuit was just as skimpy as Sango's, but it had a more sparkly blue flair and the triangles that covered her breasts were smaller. Sango followed Kagome's suite and ducked underneath, hiding her body and her horrible scar. Kuro had already noticed it and was fascinated. He swam over to her.
"Sango-chan, where did you come across that intriguing scar?" he asked. Sango's eyes widened in horror and she made to rush out, but Kuro grabbed her and held her still, while in the background, Kagome, Inuyasha and Shippo all enjoyed splashing each other and yelling. Miroku was the only one who watched with intense rapture as Kuro whispered to Sango. "It's very beautiful, I think. A memory perhaps, attached?" Sango didn't pull away and instead replied softly, "It reminds me of the deaths of my family and friends and of my own task." Kuro stroked it softly, "Of course..." He locked eyes with her, "It is very special though, Sango-chan. It is very beautiful. It is what you have molded your life against, isn't it? You will bring down your enemies?" Sango slowly backed away a step. "Yes." Kuro looked sad for a moment, "So be it. A young girl--no, nobody should have to have that happen to them. I'm terribly sorry for your loss and for bringing it up so thoughtlessly." He touched her face, "Truly." He grinned. "A lovely girl like you should smile more often, it makes your pretty face look even more so." Sango blushed and sank down into the water again. "Don't say such embarrassing things!" she chastised with a small smile and a lighter heart.
Kuro watched as his old sensei got up, dried, and stalked off. Kuro called out, "Sensei-sama?" Miroku plastered a smile on his face and said, "I'd like to go see the temple, I'll be back later." Kuro almost snorted. Sensei enjoyed architecture, but when two young, buxom girls are swimming in the same pool as him! Jealousy was an amazing thing. Kuro called back quickly, "Wait then! I think Sango-chan would like to go with you!" Sango's eyes widened and Kuro pushed her out gently, wrapping a yukata around her shoulders and grinning at her friendily. Miroku's face went blank, "If you'd like." Kuro internally groaned, 'Don't get cold, baka! Be receptive, friendly, flirty. Don't make her feel nervous, why aren't you using your own lessons?!' "Have fun, we'll meet up with you later!" Kuro said cheerfully, trying not to glare at Miroku.
Sango and Miroku walked along in silence. Sango was unused to Miroku being so chilly and was a little put-off. She glanced at him from the corner of her eye and found his gaze to be on her. Sango snapped her attention forward. Miroku stopped. "Gomen, Sango-chan. I've not been feeling well and I know this feels really awkward." His familiar lazy drawl of a voice soothed her and she turned back and smiled. "You can't always be the cheerful one in our group, sometimes someone has to support you the way you support us." Miroku laughed, "Alright, I'll let you do it for now."
They walked and talked comfortably until out of the blue Miroku asked, "What do you think of Kuro?" Sango paused before answering, "Ask me that again when I know him better." And unknowingly made Miroku feel a ball of anxiety curl up in his stomach, not that he reallly cared or was sure what she could have replied to make him feel better. The awkwardness returned and it was said person who broke it by walking in, hair glistening and looking deliciously clean, his perfect body molded with his yukata, which was for some reason sopping wet. He grinned at them and, to their shocked looks, explained, "Inuyasha dunked me because I kissed him too." He sweat-dropped, "I guess I shouldn't have, but I really do have a hard time..." He sighed, "He was so cute though!" Sango looked like she was about to explode, which she did. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" she fell to the floor, imagining Inuyasha's reaction, and Kuro's friendily explanation, which didn't improve anything.
Kagome came running out of the springs at full speed, followed shortly by a furious Inuyasha. "Erase it!" he screamed. "And stop sitting me!" He caught up to her and she yelled, "Sit!" and ducked behind Sango. She grabbed Sango's yukata and said, "If you come any closer I'll open Sango's yukata, and she'll kill you!" Inuyasha growled from where he was and backed off. Before he turned to leave, much to Miroku's and Kuro's dismay at not approaching her, said, "I'll get it, Kagome. Just you wait." Kagome grinned and said to Sango, "Do you want to see the funniest yaoi moment of the century?" Sango flushed and Kagome rewund her digital camera. "It's definitely a keeper," she assured Sango.
The funniest yaoi moment of the century
Kagome jumps onto Inuyasha, forcing him down. He sits back up pouting and tries to dislodge the water from his ears by flicking them. Kuro is swinging Shippo playfully when he spots Inuyasha's ears. In a trance like state he sets Shippo down and approaches Inuyasha. His hand lifts up and touches Inuyasha's ears carefully. Inuyasha blushes and backs off, "What are ya doin'?" he askes. Kuro grins and swoops down and kisses him right on the mouth. Big pause. Kagome zoomes in on their faces. "Whoa..." you hear her mutter, awestruck. Kuro steps back and pats Inuyasha's head. Suddenly he freezes and his eyes widen. Sweat-dropping he looks back at Inuyasha who has turned white. Kagome breaks into laughter and the camera shakes a little. "You're just as perverted as the other monk!" Inuyasha screams jumping on top of Kuro. "Whee! Get him Inuyasha, I don't mind, give us another kiss for the camera!" Kuro resurfaces and starts saying, "I'm sorry, my nasty little--" and Inuyasha turns to Kagome. "What?" he asks dangerously low. He starts forward. "Uh oh...SIT!" Kagome starts to run and the camera shuts off.
End of clip.
Sango and Kagome clutched their sides painfully, wheezing as they laughed. "Oh my god! So funny!" they said together. Sango sat up and a sudden thought occured. "Where did you get that device from and how did you film it?" Kagome grinned slyly, "I film a lot of things nobody knows about." Sango raised an eyebrow. Kagome looked down shamefaced, "I keep it in my pack, and since I was going to see Inuyasha in nothing but swim trucks, I couldn't resist setting it up nearby." Sango patted her on the back, "I'm very proud of you, Kagome." Shippo popped up and leaned on Kagome's shoulder. "What was so funny?" he asked. Kagome patted him on the head, "Ah nothing, we're just being weird." Shippo slid off her and said, "Yeah, well, Inuyasha's sulking right now." Kagome nodded, "Alright."
Kagome and Sango went back to Kagome's pack where she stored her laptop and Kagome quickly put the clip into the memory. She hid the computer again and called out, "Inuyasha?" Inuyasha strolled in, face pouting and fists clenched. Kagome smiled sympathetcially. "Look Inuyasha, if it bothers you so much, fine then; I'll erase it from the camera. Here, I'll let you do it, just to be sure, okay?" Inuyasha brightened and hurried over, Kagome showed him how to get rid of it, and ta-dah! It was erased from the camera, but not the computer.
I guess I should have added this before but, Kuro=black, kirei=beautiful. (In case you didn't know, which I didn't for a while.)