InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Road Trip for Love ❯ Goodbye homo ( Chapter 10 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Inuyasha...yeah I know it sounds real "classic" so DEAL WITH IT

~*A/N- ok I am really busy this week, and tomorrow I am doing something very important and will be gone all weekend, so I got about 1 hour to write this thing....don't sue me if its short~*

Chappy 10- "GOODBYE HOMO~!"

((buahaha....I decided to be a lil evil and send him home early....or IS he actually going HOME...?))

Homo, I mean Hojo snuck out of his room early in the morning afraid to be caught by his grandfather. He stalked in the shadows from the moonlight and finally found his way to room 117.

"You guys, wake up! Its me Hojo." he whispered into the door whle knocking softly just in case they werent yet awake.

Sango anwsered the door amd motioned Kagome to come over and greet him.

"Good morning Hojo! Come in and let us finish packing, then we will be on the road." she said throwing things quickly around the room.

Inuyasha sat from a distance glaring at Hojo, he was afraid that Kagome would take her away from him if he stayed any longer.

'Whyd he have to come on the trip?!' he thought sinking lower into the chair until he fell asleep.

After Kagome and Sango had their bags packed, and Miroku done with inuyasha's and his own, they cleaned up everything and started to move out.

"I feel like we are missing something...." Kagome said aloud searching the room.

In the corner of the room she spotted a kawaii sleeping hanyou with long silver hair. 'He really IS cute when hes sleeping' she thought moving toward him.

'I hope I don't disturb him by waking him. But we need to go, I have no other choice' she thought to herself cautiously stepping closer.

kagome walked over to him and patted him on the shoulder, slightly shaking him. "Inuyasha, please wake up. We need to leave now." Kagome said quietly, not to scare him.

Inuyasha shiftly little by little until his eyes flickered open revealing utsukushii golden eyes.

"Alright woman, Im coming" he replied standing up and grabbing his bag.

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OuTsI dE iN tHe VaN

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"Hojo, where are your bags?" Sango questioned him looking around for a suitcase.

"Right here, Sango. I was just holding onto it, no worries" He said smiling and handing the bag to Sango who threw it into the back with no care.

"Is everyone in?" Miroku said shutting the side door to the van and making his way inside.

"Yep, I think everyones here!" She said scanning the back to make sure Inuyasha had actually come.

She spotted him sitting behind the large pile of bags eating a bag of tostitoes and reading a chik magazine.

As soon as they started up the car Hojo began to act really weird. He quickly started eating sugar and candy bars, along with a few pixie stix the size of a couch. He was bouncing off the walls back and forth, and wouldn't stop asking stupid pointless questions.

"ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET?ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET?ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET?ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET?" he sang loudly dancing around in circles.

"Would you shut the hell up?! Your driving me fucking crazy!!!" Inuaysha sneered glaring at him like he was about to throw him out the window.

"Crazy?! I was crazy once! They put me in a room! A rubber room, with rats! Rats?! I hate rats! They drive me crazy! Crazy?! I was crazy once! They put me in a room! A rubber room, with rats! Rats?! I hate rats! They drive me crazy!" he chanted over and over non-stop.

By the time he had finished, Miroku looked like he was going to die, Sango was pounding her head against the back of the seat, and Inuyasha was twitching around. Kagome had ignored that whole thing like it was normal.

"Thats it, you phsyco!!!! Your off this trip!" Inuyasha announced grabbing Hojo's shirt and lifting him off the floor of the van.

"Here, let me help!" Miroku said opening a car window.

"BOTH OF YOU STOP IT!" Kagome screamed stopping the car. "We are not going to throw Hojo out of the car, that could kill him! We are just going to leave him on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere!" she said smiling proudly.

Sango had put duct tape over Hojo's mouth to keep him quiet and Inuyasha held onto the little worm so he wouldn't try to do anything else. About an hour later, Kagome had driven to the middle of nowhere and stopped the van.

"OK minna! We are here!" Sango cheered opening the side door to the van.

Inuyasha and Miroku picked up the phsychotic teenager and threw him out of the van and into a bush, then drove away as fast as possible.

They cracked up for about 3 hours and stopped off at Burger King for some munchies!

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~* OK I AM SOO SORRY!!! GOMEN NASAI! I will try to make the next chappy longer, but unfortunately this is where theres a problem..... I have to go to soccer camp ((overnight)) until next thursday so I will not be able to update since there are no computers to write this! I am really sorry it wasn't the longest chapter but I had like only an hour to write it until I leave for the lockin.....which is in about....10 minutes?! *runs away tripping over everything in path*

Ja matta ne!

kiwikiwi

japanese Vocab-

Minna- everyone

gomen nasau- I am really sorry ((I think...))

kawaii- cute

utsukushii- beautiful

ja ne- bye!