InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Road Trip for Love ❯ A dirty whore and a flamer ( Chapter 16 )

DISCLAIMER: Like OMG! I don't like own like Inuyasha like! ANd I am like a preppy like cheerleader like! SO like like the story like! WAit like.....Did I like say that I don't like own like Inuyasha?

~*A/N- Ok minna, gomen nasai for making my stories in outline form for a while!l lOL I was cut short of time on both and I am very busy, I am going to make this chappy back to normal, but remember this is like the last chappy for a week or two, until I can settled in with school and all!~*

Chappy 16- "A dirty whore and a flamer"

The door crashed down loudly revealing one MAD Hojo armed with rainbow stickers, pink makeup, and gays unite T-shirts.

Kagome jumped behind Inuyasha with a worried look on her face and cried "Inuyasha! Hes going to "rainbowfy" us!"

Morgan who at the time was sitting really close to Miroku stood up in a hurry. "OH DEAR GOD" she said trying to sneak out of the room unoticed. She saw that there was no way she could get to the door without being seen so she hid behind a chair (A/N- good hiding place! HAHA Morgan) hoping to be overlooked until he turned his back.

"Homo, I mean Hojo! What are you going to do with those things!?" Michaela shouted through a pillow she had previously attatched her face to in fright.

"Oh don't worry, its nothing.....really" Hojo said with an evil grin upon his face.

"Miroku glaned around looking for Morgan for he had not seen her get up. He moments later spotted her huddled up behind a chair in the corner of the room tears streaming down her face. He was angry.

"Thats it! KAZANNA!!!!!!" he shouted riping the prayer beads off of his arm.

Miroku aimed the wind tunnel toward Homo and yelled for everyone to get back so that they too wouldn't get sucked in. Homo had gotten hold of the door frame and was in air holding on for dear life.

"Oh no you don't!" Homo cried throwing an XTRA LARGE sized "gays unite" T-shirt at Miroku hitting him in the face knocking him unconcious.

Morgan who was sitting behind the chair watching the events unravel saw Miroku fall and she rushed to his side in a hurry.

"Get back you blonde! Don't you dare step any closer to him or you shall be "rainbowfied" yourself!" Homo shouted at Morgan scaring the shit out of her.

"Homo, I mean Hojo, I have never seen this side of you before! What is wrong?!" kagome screamed at Homo at the same time eyeing Sango who had managed to escape the wind tunnels suction and wrap herself around him.

"Its easy my fair Kagome. You see, I as a matter of fact AM gay......but since you have all found out I must kill you before you can spread information." he replied starting to peel stickers off of the paper.

Inuyashs who kinda ignored the whole happenings just stared at Kagome the whole time. He saw how her expression changed from shocked to scared when Homo said he would kill her. Outraged he stood up and weilded his sword.

"You die...................NOW! YOU FUCKING GAY RAINBOW CRACKER" Inuyasha shouted raising his sword in the air and knocking the supplies away from reach of Homo.

Hojo fell down to the floor and sobbed his heart out. "you don't understand how long it took for me to make those!! THEY WERE CUTSOM MADE!!!!"

"Like I give a fuck, your the one who tried to kill all of us!" Inuyasha spat at him riping up the remaining sticker papers and cutting up the T-shirts.

Sango who was in complete shock recollected herself and hurried over to Homo.

"Its alright hunnie, everything will be okay." Sango soothed helping him pick up the peices off the floor.

"Your BOTH crazy!!" Michaela said putting an arm around Inuysha.

"Back off hunnie, hes mine" Kagome said protectively shooing her arm off of him.

"I only like him because he looks like that guy in the piccy" Micaela mumbles under her breath a little loudly.

"What was that I heard about a picture?" Kagome said eyeing her suspiciously.

"No-Nothing, I was talking about getting a picture of you two, you look so kawaii together!" she said quickly trying not to make it look like she was lying.

"RIiiiight.....anyways.....Inuyasha? You mind doing the honors?" Kagome said nudging his arm.

"Don't you mean Horrors?" he replied walking over to Homo and Sango with the most fascinating expression on his face.

"N-No...I think she said honors?" Homo stuttered backing away slowly.

"oh, now don't tell me the little flamer had become a baby" Morgan said sucking her thumb to antagonize him.

"No....but he'll be screaming like one in a minute...." finished Inuyasha.

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"SOMEONE HELP ME!!!! I am afraid of heights!!!" Homo screamed at the top of his lungs hoping someone would be kind enough to tie him down from the wooden sign that he was hung from.

"Oh would you shut the hell you sweetie? I am trying my hardest to get MYSELF free so then I can get you down. But with you screaming in my ear like that there is no way!" Sango roared frustrated chewing on her mouth gag.

A little boy about the age of 7 walking with his mom spotted the 2 and walked over to them.

"Hey mommy? Why are those 2 lunatics tied to a wooden post that says "I am a gay little flamer with a dirty whore girlfriend"?"

"OH DEAR, nothing to worry about Tommy, we need to go now...." the mother said dragging her son with her in a hurry to get away.

From a far the rest of the group including Morgan and Michaela watched them being tortured for their own pleasure.

"Do you think we did the wrong thing? *trip* " Morgan asked tripping over Mirokus foot.

"HELL NO!" said Inuyasha about to fall over from laughing.

"I wouldn't trade ANYTHING for this!" Kagome said also looking like she would fall over.

Just then an old lady that was eating ice cream walked by and threw the ice cream at Sango nailing her right in the face.

"Oh believe me.......you can't go wrong with them" Miroku said laughing at Sangos demise.

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~*A/ N- LOL I love being mean to Sango!!! Morgan even has a club called "Kill Sango the dirty Whore club" lol she even made up this song to go with it...

*sung to the tune of row row row your boat* Kill Sango the dirty whore, stab her in her eyes, stabby stabby stabby stabby, laugh at her demise!

ROFLFAO!!!! Can't get any better than that!!!!! *claps hands and throws confetti*

Alright I think I have had enough enjoyment of seeing others suffer for today....Morgan! Take me out of here!!!

Morgan- Kill Sango! *runs to kitchen and grabs hatchet*... where is she!?