InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Roadtrip To Nowhere! ❯ Uh... ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

“So where are we going?” Kagome asked walking down the sidewalk with Inu-Yasha and Miroku.

“I don't know. So is Koga going with us on the road trip?” Miroku asked Inu-Yasha.

“Why are you asking me? I don't know.”

~Silence~

“You wanna go over and ask?”

“Whatever.”

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+ Knock, knock +

~Silence~

+ knock, knock +

Miroku looked into the little peep hole to see a purple eye staring back at him. “We know your in there!”

“Koga open the door…wimpy wolf…” Inu-Yasha muttered.

Someone opened the door but it wasn't Koga. A man with wild purple hair and purple eyes stood there dressed in a black vest, a white t-shirt underneath, and black pants. After he opened the door, he ran out as fast as he could.

“What the…” Inu-Yasha watched him.

“NO YOU BASTARD COME BACK HERE! SON OF A RABID MOTHERLESS GOAT! I SWEAR ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOUR GONNA REGRET EVER MESSING WITH THE K KING! I'LL FIND YOU AND I'LL KILL YOU! AND THEN I'LL FIND YOUR CHILDREN AND I'LL KILL THEM! AND THEN I'LL FIND YOUR WIFE AND I'LL MARRY HER YOU NO GOOD—UH—NO GOODER! YOU ARE NOT KOGA AKANE! I AM! I…AM!” Koga yelled attempting to run after him but tripped on Miroku's duffle bag.

“DAM (the ultimate bad word censor is bad spelling XD ~Emiko) IT MIROKU! I HATE YOU!” He tackled him.

“AH! HELP! HELPPP! KAGOME INU-YASHA—OW HE BIT ME! YOU ANIMAL +slap+!”

“Hey Koga are you going on the road trip with us?” Kagome asked over Miroku's screams.

“Yea.” He said standing up. “How are we all gonna fit in there? The car I mean…”

“Kikyou said she was going to ask Naraku for one of his kidnapping cars.” Kagome retorted.

“Like the black Explorer (Don't own any of these cars ~Emiko )? And SUV?” Inu-Yasha asked.

“Yea.”

“Cool.”

“So are we still sleeping over at your house tomorrow Kagome?” Miroku asked after recovering and standing up.

“Yep. It'll be ok.” She said jumping off the porch. “Why do we all have porches anyways?”

Everyone shrugged. “So where are we going now?”

Koga jumped off with her. “I want to go catch that guy…”

“Yea who was that?” Inu-Yasha asked.

“Well...”

…

“Yea?” Miroku asked.

“Oh there was suppose to be a flashback.”

…

“+clears throat+, Ahem, WELL…”

((_FLASHBACK_))

Koga yawned and turned over looking at his alarm clock. It said 3:43PM. His eyes widened.

“Jeesh I slept that long?”

He got up and got dressed. Then he went into the bathroom and brushed his teeth and washed his face. He made some pancakes and sat down groggily eating them. A figure moved quickly and ran downstairs into his basement.

“…what the heck…” He got up and ran downstairs. “Ayame? Is that you sis?”

~Silence~

“Uh ok…” He walked into the darkness and turned on the light. A man had put Koga's valuable Golden Monkey Of Retardation in a bag.

“HEY YOUR STEALING THAT!”

The man looked at him surprised. “No I'm not.”

“Yes you are!”

“No I'm not.”

“Yes you are!”

“…I'm Koga Akane…”

“NO YOUR NOT!”

“Told you so.” He said running away and going upstairs.

“WHAT?!”

((-End flashback-))

“+Gasp+ he stole your Golden Monkey Of Retardation??? Isn't that like…really old and expensive?” Kagome asked.

“It's a priceless antique. There's a whole story behind it. It early Japan, a warrior was visiting his fathers grave and”—

“We really don't care…” Inu-Yasha cut him off.

Koga frowned.

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Emiko: I bet you DN Angel fans know who that was! WOOTANG CLASS `O9 lmbo… Yea I'm going to keep this in the Inu-Yasha section for now, but it will probably end up in the crossover one…

Sorry its so short…It'll get better! Promise! (crosses fingers behind back xP)

Love 2 meh readers

L83r