InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Romantic Blooms ❯ All's fair in Love and War ( Chapter 7 )

Romantic Blooms
Chapter Seven, All's fair in Love and War

Author's (LOOONG) Note:
ME: Mwahahahaha! I have returned, but unfortunately, my alter-ego hasn't :(

SS: Did you kill her?

ME: No! She ran away! I mean er...she took a day off.

SS: Smooth.

ME: Shaddap! Oh, and btw, this is Shi Shi the panda from the San Diego zoo! And if anyone asks about a missing panda you haven't heard anything about it...Well since he's here, I've decided to do something fun!

SS: Does this involve burning anything?

ME: No, I lost the lighter. So we're answering letters, from you!!! (NOTE: Not actual letters)

Letter: Dear kawaiifryingpanchick,
Your author notes are stupid. Just write your freakin' story.

ME: That's not a question!!!

Letter #2: Dear Kfpc,
hahahaha...I love your fake spoilers and author's notes!!!

ME: Is there a person who likes my entire story?

**Silence, except crickets chirping**

ME: I love you Mr. Cricket!!!!

Cricket: **silent**

SS: Now you're just plain making excuses to make a long author's note.

Chapter Seven******************************************************

"I...u h...well..." Inuyasha stammered, searching his mind for an answer both his conscience and brain could agree on.

"Well, Inuyasha?" Kikyo folded her arms against her chest.

"Oh my gosh Inuyasha! How are you going get yourself out of this one?" Kagome thought.

"Now that I think about it..." Sango began. "They haven't actually broken up."

"That's...that's...not right," Kagome finished.

"He'll figure his way out of this," Miroku popped up out of nowhere. (SS: I thought he died...ME: NO!)

"Miroku! What're you doing here?" Kagome said.

"I heard a certain girl was asking out guys back here," Miroku said. "Damn...and I wanted it to be Kagome so badly."

Sango punched him.

"Ow! Just kidding!" Miroku winced. "Gosh, Sango, if you're gonna be jealous at least try to hide it!"

"Yeah, that's what I am," Sango said sarcastically. "Not like I couldn't get any guy in school."

"Now you're just being mean."

Kagome smiled at the two, then focused her attention on Kikyo and Inuyasha again.

"We aren't still together, that ended a long time ago. I think you already know that though, Kikyo, so what are you getting at?" Inuyasha asked, he sounded quite irritated.

Sango and Miroku heard what Inuyasha said and were now listening.

"Let's get back together Inuyasha. We had a great thing that was ruined unfortunately, but that's in the past," Kikyo said. "I still like you Inuyasha."

Inuyasha looked surprised. "I already have a girlfriend!"

"He does?" Kagome asked.

"Nah, it's a typical guy excuse. Doesn't hurt the girls feeling yet the guy doesn't have to out with her," Miroku explained.

"That's mean!" Sango exclaimed. "But kinda sweet...him considering the girls feelings and all..."

"Oh really?" Kikyo asked. "What's her name?"

"Uh...you wouldn't know her, she goes to my school."

"Great! Than I can meet her!" Kikyo grinned.

"What? You don't go to my school."

"I do now, I signed up yesterday. I look forward to seeing you tomorrow," Kikyo walked away leaving a dumbfounded Inuyasha.

"You're a bad liar Inuyasha," Miroku pointed out.

Inuyasha whirled around.

"We heard it ALL," Kagome said.

"It wasn't a total lie...I don't have a girlfriend, but I like somebody," Inuyasha's eyes met Kagome's. Her heart pounded so loud that it blocked out all other sound.


The next morning Inuyasha was late to class.

"This is the second time you've been late to class! Go out into the hall!" the sensei shouted. Inuyasha obeyed. Kagome passed Sango a neatly folded note.

"Sango-chan,
Ask Inuyasha if he wants 2 go out with me."

Sango immediately wrote back.

"You like him!?"

"NO! But...I think he likes me..."

"Okay then..."

Sango, whos seat was near to Inuyasha, placed a note on Inuyasha's desk that read:

"Would you go out with Kagome-chan?"


In the hallway, Inuyasha noticed Kikyo as she was walking into his classroom.

"You're even in my class!?!" Inuyasha asked.

"I have connections," Kikyo smirked.

"It's not good to be late on the first day."

Kikyo gave Inuyasha a look. "Better late than never."

Inuyasha had never really given thought to that expression, but now he did. And that expression isn't always true. In fact, in the situation he had now it was not true, not true at all.

"Hello! Class this is our new student!" the sensei said. "She told me not to make a big deal out of this, so I'll let her go ahead and take her seat."

Kikyo took a seat in the very rear of the class, but not before snatching up Sango's note. Surprisingly, neither Kagome nor Sango noticed. Kikyo carefully unfolded the note so no one would hear. She gave a sly grin then wrote on the note in her best Inuyasha handwriting:

"Probably not."

Inuyasha was allowed back into the room a few minutes later. He refused to meet eyes with either Kagome or Kikyo.

Then, the end of the day came. Half of the class gathered around Kikyo's desk.

"Hey! You're the girl who asked me out!" a guy exclaimed.

"And you never came!" Kikyo frowned, only Kagome and Sango noticed how incredibly fake it looked.

"But you said you were Kagome!"

"Oh my! Look at your bracelet!" Kikyo ignored the boy and started talking to one of Kagome's friends. "It's very pretty."

"Thank you," the girl smiled. "My friend Kagome-chan gave it to me."

Kikyo scowled for half a second before saying, "Oh! Kagome! I met her yesterday! She seemed nice, where is she?"

The girl pointed towards Kagome who was packing up.

"Hey, Kagome, there's a piece of paper on the paper on the floor next you!" Kikyo smiled. "Please pick it up."
Kagome automatically recognized the note. She nodded and then picked it up. Instead of throwing it away she read it.

Inuyasha approached Kagome.

"Um..."

Kagome whirled around. "I'm going home. Alone."

Sango chased after her friend.

"Sango-chan, my chest hurts...I think I'm sick..."

Sango frowned.

"I'll walk you home, okay?"

Tears burned Kagome's eyes.

"Kagome-chan! What's wrong?" Sango asked.

Inuyasha rushed over.

Kagome's knees gave up and before she knew it she was on the ground. "Everything..." Kagome blacked out.

The note fell out of her pocket. Sango picked it up and read it.

"Inuyasha!!!"

Author's other long note:

ME: Yey! I finally finished it!

KFPC: What's going on here?

ME: Welcome back! When you ran away...er...left, Shi Shi and I wrote a chapter cuz I had put it off too long.

KFPC: What lessons have we learned? Never put off something for tomorrow which you could put off all together!!! See what happens when you disobey me! You end up with short and crappie chapters!

ME: Now don't say that, I mean look at chapter six girlie.

SS: Ooo! She-bo!!!

EVERYONE: **stares**

SS: I'll leave now...

KFPC: Here are the equally as stupid Fake Spoilers

Fake Spoilers

~~A KawaiiFryingPanChick Julia Original~~

[Section removed, when the little men in the computer received these fake spoilers they automatically burned two of them on account that their religion forbids them to let anything that incredibly stupid be posted on the internet. The third one was just left out because it made no sense and fifteen out of the ten words were misspelled on account that Julia is in fact an idiot.(KFPC: 15/10? That takes skill!)]