InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Room Raiders...My Sick Way ❯ Contestant #1 ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha! ~ Cries hysterically ~

Announcer person- Welcome to ~ Room Raiders ~ with our host Kikyo_Hater!

Me- Call me K-H! Or else…

AP- Well, who is our lucky man?

K-H- The hot hanyou himself, Inuyasha!

~ Poof ~

Inu-Who are you?

K-H- I'm the person who's got you on Room Raiders

Inu- Cool…I think.

K-H- Well, let's go to the first house!

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The car strolled by a dark neighborhood by the edge of town.

K-H- Well here we are!

Inu- Creepy…

He went inside the house and checked it out. There were black drapes on the windows, and a pot of lip-gloss on the mantle of the fireplace. There was a dead gecko in the refrigerator.

Inu- Maybe I should just checkout the bedroom…

He climbed the stairs, and opened the door to the bedroom. It had a big black canopy over the bed, and was fairly clean. He opened a drawer, and found a pair of fishnet stockings, and 0ne…two…three…four…five…six…seven… ;eight…nine…ten…eleven…twelve…thirteen packs of condoms.

Inu- O.O

K-H- Ready to go?

Inu- Where'd you come from?

K-H- The door, baka.

Inu- Hold on, I need to check the bed.

Inside the sheets was a picture of her latest boyfriend.

Inu- He looks a lot like Kouga.

K-H- No shit Sherlock, he is Kouga.

Inu- You know Kouga?

K-H- … Well, what do you think about mystery contestant #1?

Inu- She seems goth to me…

K-H- ~snickers~

Inu- Well, let's go to house #2!

~RUNS~