InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Rox's Livejournal Drabbles ❯ Baka ( Chapter 23 )

 

Baka

 

Miroku staggered back to the room at the Inn. Standing there weaving, he looked for his wife, Sango, in the dim light filtering through the windows. Behind him he felt a sudden shove, and nearly fell over.

 

“What're ya doin' blockin' the door, idiot!” InuYasha said.

 

“Finally catch up to me, did you?” Miroku replied.

 

“Didn' notice you were gone,” InuYasha mumbled.

 

“The girls should have joined us,” Miroku said.

 

“You know they don' care for sake,” InuYasha said, and sniffed. “I think they had a party of their own with plum wine while we were gone…”

 

Grinning, the men made the way towards the sleeping bodies of their wives. Miroku slipped in besides his wife first, snuggling up to her. His hand slipped down to give her ass a playful squeeze…

 

“EEK!”

 

At the same time InuYasha had crashed next to his wife…but something was not right.

 

“Take your hands off me!”

 

“Hey Sango, what're you doin' wearing Kagomes clothes!”

 

“So sorry Kagome…say, you look great in Sangos leathers…”

 

“Get your hands off my wife monk!”

 

The hanyou stood up, but being drunk he was clumsy and tripped over Sangos legs,  waking her up. Miroku quickly scrambled out of the way and InuYashas face ended up in his wife's lap. He looked up with an irritated expression.

 

“Just what the hell is goin' on here, Gome?”

 

“We got drunk and thought it would be fun to switch clothes…” Kagome said sheepishly. “Must've fell asleep…”

 

`Women are baka…' InuYasha thought.