InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Rox's Livejournal Drabbles ❯ Push it in? Pull it Out! ( Chapter 29 )

Disclaimer: InuYasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and I make no money from this silliness.

 

Title: Push it In? Pull it Out!
Author: Roxotaku
Genre: Hilarity/Stupidity
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 250
Characters: Miroku, InuYasha, Kagome
Summary: Miroku can't believe what he is hearing!

 

Miroku made his way back to the campsite at the waning of the day. In his arms he held what he had foraged for the group's dinner that night. But voices from the camp brought him up short and he stood still, listening with wide eyes…

 

“Stop pushing InuYasha!”

 

“Just hold still, it will be over in a minute!”

 

“Pull it out, pull it out you baka!”

 

Miroku could not believe his ears! A feral grin broke over his face. Was that dense hanyou doing what he sounded like he was doing?

 

“InuYasha, you're pushing too hard!”

 

“Damn it wench, I've almost got it!”

 

There came the sound of a crash and several thumps, and Miroku almost laughed.

 

“AH!”

 

“EEE!”

 

Miroku couldn't take it anymore. He peeked through the bushes to see InuYasha collapsed on top of Kagome her feet sticking in the air.  She went to clutch her hand, almost smacking the hanyou in the face.

 

“Get off me!” Kagome growled, and pushed at InuYasha's chest.

 

The hanyou sat up, holding something tiny between two claws. He gave her a triumphant grin, while she straightened her clothes with a huff.

 

“How about a thank you?” InuYasha said, “I never heard such whining over a splinter!”

 

Miroku clapped his palm over his face and sighed. It figured, those two were never going to get it together.

 

“Hey Miroku, why you looking like that?” InuYasha said.

 

Kagome blushed in embarrassment, as realization hit. Miroku went to speak - too late.

“InuYasha, SIT!”