InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Sam I AM meets Inuyasha and Friends! ❯ Naraku and Sam. ( Chapter 5 )

Act Five: Sam and Naraku.

Author mini rhyme to pass even more time:

Yes, this gets that funny

Honey. : O

********* Story starts once more. You know you were hoping for more********** **

Sam hopped.

All the way to the top.

There sat a white baboon

Would looked like a loony,

Goon.

He had enough of his plots

And just sat and smoked

Pot.

************ Enters Sam-I-AM ******** Here I am ********* `thoughts' *******

Sam: Sam-I-Am!

Am-I-Sam

Sam-I-AM!

Naraku: Who are you? What the hell is Can-I-am?

Sam: Sam-I-Am!

Am-I-Sam!

Naraku: would you like to smoke weed,

With me?

Sam: I do not smoke weed,

You (beep)!

In the dark.

Would you

Could you

In the dark.

Eat green eggs and ham?

Naraku: ` This must be the weed. I see! This is some real good shit!

I'll take another hit. (Inhales) Yeah that's it.'

I would not could not in the dark. (Exhales)

Sam: Would you?

Could you?

In the rain?

Naraku: I would not.

Could not in the rain.

Not in the dark.

Not on a train.

Not in a car.

Not in a tree.

Unless their filled with,

A lot of weed.

I do not like them,

Sam-I-Am.

Not in a house.

Not with a mouse.

Not in a box.

Not with a fox!

I will not eat them here or there!

I will not eat them,

Anywhere.

Not let me be!

So, I can smoke my weed!

Before I smoke another blunt,

And rub on your rump!

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Sam ran.

He ran fast.

Sam wasn't gay,

That way.

So, he got far

Away.

Out of the land of weed

So, he was now,

Very free.