InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Sam I AM meets Inuyasha and Friends! ❯ The end? ( Chapter 8 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Act eight: The big finish!!!

Author rhyming notes:

The story is ending

I feel like bending,

It just a little more.

But I am too poor.

So no more.

Disclaimer: me never own no Inuyasha characters

Nor any Dr. Seuss poems, book, or characters.

So, leave me alone!

************* After the big bite***** The big finish! ******* Are you ready? *****

Sam looked

He had them hooked.

************ The ****** grand ******** finale ******** yup ***********

Everyone but Sam:

So, we will eat them in a box.

And we will eat them with a Fox.

And we will eat them in a house.

And we eat them in a mouse.

And we will we eat them here and there

Say!

We will them anywhere!

We do so like green eggs and Ham!

Thank you.

Thank you!

Sam-I-Am

*** Ten******* minutes******* later **** no ********** fights****** just yet**

Kagome: so, Sam-I-Am.

How does one make Green eggs and ham?

Sam: Their made from Jakens,

You see!

That the only thing that be!

(Oh, how everyone turned bright green

That was quite mean! )

Sesshomaur: My slave

Oh nay.

I will kill you,

With great skill!

How dare you kill,

My butt kissing

Slave!

********Before*****he*****gets****the**** chance*******to***** attack********

Kouga: At last!

I am here,

Kagome my dear! (Grabs her)

This time I swear

We start our sweet love affair! (Glances at a piss Inuyasha)

Kagome will be my mate

Before it too late

And mutt face

Start to chase. (Runs with Kagome over his shoulder screaming)

Inuyasha: (Already running after them.) You make me sick.

I'm to ticked!

Don't you touch her butt!

You crazy nut!

How I love to cut

Your fucking legs off

And get you quacking like a duck!

Naraku: Can't we all just smoke some weed?

Is ignored.

Cause he's dressed like a whore.

Rin: Sam just who do you be?

Sam: Shippo! Is who I be!

Hence, the big green

Bow. (Takes off the crazy costume he was wearing)

Now can you see?

This is my game

And it wasn't even lame.

******Inuyasha returns with Kagome in his arms******Kouga is beaten******

Everyone was steaming.

They were all like demons.

Shippo was scared.

As his nose hair flared.

Everyone but Shippo: Shippo you punk!

Maybe you can be our next big lunch!

********They ****** came******* He ran********They ran ******** *********

Shippo ran.

He ran fast.

If he stopped.

His ass was

Grass.

*******Now*******we******say*******the************end********** ********

Author rhyme note:

Hope you enjoyed cause

There isn't any more.

Unless you pour me another bowl

Of corn pops.

Then I might add some more.

Leave a review or two.

Here's looking at you kid.

**************Shippo**********last*********rhyme*********

Shippo: This was my fic!

Wasn't it a hit?

I earn some lumps

By a bunch of punks.

I can read all by myself.

Cause I'm the best!!!