InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Sam I AM meets Inuyasha and Friends! ❯ The end? ( Chapter 8 )
Act eight: The big finish!!!
Author rhyming notes:
The story is ending
I feel like bending,
It just a little more.
But I am too poor.
So no more.
Disclaimer: me never own no Inuyasha characters
Nor any Dr. Seuss poems, book, or characters.
So, leave me alone!
************* After the big bite***** The big finish! ******* Are you ready? *****
Sam looked
He had them hooked.
************ The ****** grand ******** finale ******** yup ***********
Everyone but Sam:
So, we will eat them in a box.
And we will eat them with a Fox.
And we will eat them in a house.
And we eat them in a mouse.
And we will we eat them here and there
Say!
We will them anywhere!
We do so like green eggs and Ham!
Thank you.
Thank you!
Sam-I-Am
*** Ten******* minutes******* later **** no ********** fights****** just yet**
Kagome: so, Sam-I-Am.
How does one make Green eggs and ham?
Sam: Their made from Jakens,
You see!
That the only thing that be!
(Oh, how everyone turned bright green
That was quite mean! )
Sesshomaur: My slave
Oh nay.
I will kill you,
With great skill!
How dare you kill,
My butt kissing
Slave!
********Before*****he*****gets****the**** chance*******to***** attack********
Kouga: At last!
I am here,
Kagome my dear! (Grabs her)
This time I swear
We start our sweet love affair! (Glances at a piss Inuyasha)
Kagome will be my mate
Before it too late
And mutt face
Start to chase. (Runs with Kagome over his shoulder screaming)
Inuyasha: (Already running after them.) You make me sick.
I'm to ticked!
Don't you touch her butt!
You crazy nut!
How I love to cut
Your fucking legs off
And get you quacking like a duck!
Naraku: Can't we all just smoke some weed?
Is ignored.
Cause he's dressed like a whore.
Rin: Sam just who do you be?
Sam: Shippo! Is who I be!
Hence, the big green
Bow. (Takes off the crazy costume he was wearing)
Now can you see?
This is my game
And it wasn't even lame.
******Inuyasha returns with Kagome in his arms******Kouga is beaten******
Everyone was steaming.
They were all like demons.
Shippo was scared.
As his nose hair flared.
Everyone but Shippo: Shippo you punk!
Maybe you can be our next big lunch!
********They ****** came******* He ran********They ran ******** *********
Shippo ran.
He ran fast.
If he stopped.
His ass was
Grass.
*******Now*******we******say*******the************end********** ********
Author rhyme note:
Hope you enjoyed cause
There isn't any more.
Unless you pour me another bowl
Of corn pops.
Then I might add some more.
Leave a review or two.
Here's looking at you kid.
**************Shippo**********last*********rhyme*********
Shippo: This was my fic!
Wasn't it a hit?
I earn some lumps
By a bunch of punks.
I can read all by myself.
Cause I'm the best!!!