InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Save It For The Bedroom ❯ The Abusive Stripper ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: JapanesePower 
He's dead. He know's it. Sesshomaru is going to want his head. Bye cruel world!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 08.20.2012 | Updated On: 08.20.2012 | Pages: 1 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 1.7K | Status: Completed
He's dead. He know's it. Sesshomaru is going to want his head. Bye cruel world!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 08.20.2012 | Updated On: 08.20.2012 | Pages: 1 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 1.7K | Status: Completed
Save It For The Bedroom © You Me At Six
InuYasha © Rumiko Takahashi
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters or the song used, I simply own the plot. Nor do I profit from this. It's for my own, and your enjoyment.
R&R please! :)
Save It For The Bedroom
InuYasha felt his hands twitch as Kagome continued grinding down into his throbbing arousal, trying desperately to suppress a groan, only to be in vain. He had fallen in love with this woman, she was going to be the death of him, he knew it. But he knew she was off limits, the fact that she was a Stripper had nothing to do with the line he couldn't cross, either.
Keep your hands to yourself,
these lips belong to someone else,
Her hands skimmed across his thighs, sending him a sultry look with a pout following straight after. Her lacy blue bra had disappeared as soon as she spotted him. Her 'innocent' blue lacy panties were the one's now making his shaft strain in his pants, the tent in the slacks making it quite evident, and she still teased him. Her luscious, obsidian tresses fell over his shoulder as she leaned over him, a leg planted on the outside of his thighs, deliberately moving her plump backside as she whispered sweet nothings into his ear on top of his head, giving him a clear view of her perky nipples, they were bouncing into his face and he wanted to suck one into his mouth, but he couldn't. That lucky son of a bitch. Ah, if only he knew what his sweet little wife got up to at night. InuYasha thought with a chuckle, making Kagome pull away with a slight frown.
And you know that you,
will never get on it, it,Keep your lies to yourself,
every lie I've heard from someone else,
He knew she lied to everyone she was face with, well... Everyone except him. Because he had found out her dirty little secret, she told everyone she went to Night School, saying that she wanted to learn more, if possible. He knew she had achieved the best grades in High School, so he was confused as to why people wouldn't figure out sooner. InuYasha and Kagome were the best of friends, and she hadn't even told him. She wouldn't even tell her husband. His asshole of a brother.
And you know that you, you'll never get on it.
Well I sussed you good,
you knew I would,Oh haven’t you heard your just another mark on my shirt,
he had found out when he had asked her to spend the night at his house, to catch up on things. But she had rejected immediately, saying that she had Night School. He knew she was bullshitting, so he followed her. And he was extremely surprised to see her walk to a Strip Club. He had watched her from the corner, how she put on a show for the men, then he confronted her about it. And that didn't end very well. He ended up with a kick to the cock and a slap to the cheek. Not a nice duo. He'd gone home soon after with a blood-stained shirt and a broken nose. She had beat him up good, especially with them four-inch heels. Who knew you could do Karate in death-traps? He sure as hell didn't.
Another night and another girl,Oh well I taste so good,You knew I would,
The night after he first found out, he decided to hire a Stripped called Yura, she had satisfied him with her dance, but whenever she wasn't looking, he'd always eye-fuck Kagome as she rubbed her core against the steel pole. Oh, how I envy that pole. He thought dreamily. And then. Kagome confronted him, telling him to hire another Stripper and he said he was satisfied with Yura, just to piss her off. She was hot when she was angry. That night sadly ended with a heel breaking his big left toe, and that shit hurt! So he hired a different stripper, the next night. Her name was Kagura.
So who's keeping score on who is a whore,With you by my side,
that look in your eyes,
Sadly, the third night ended with yet another heated argument, calling Kagura a slut and how she whored her self around. And then he had said something utterly stupid. And I quote: “But she's a Stripper!” Yeah, that night finished with a severe high kick to his ribs, not only giving him a nice flash of her red panties, but acquiring two bruised ribs. But he still loved her.
I hope you don't.
Kagome had given him a lecture about how she did it as a hobby, how she loved to feel wanted, because Sesshomaru wasn't giving her ANY sex. So she surprised him by saying that she was still a virgin. And considering Sesshomaru and Kagome had been married three years, that had gotta be a record.
Go home and wash your jeans,
'cause there's dirt on the knees,And jealously doesn’t sit with me,
So InuYasha, being the good friend he is, gave Sesshomaru a secret talk about the subject, explaining how, when a woman and man love each other, they want to make love. InuYasha was in hospital for the next two days with Amnesia.
Kagome had told him that Sesshomaru had suddenly shown interest in her sexually but despite InuYasha's secret involvement with the man, he still felt angry at the fact that Sesshomaru had received a blow job of his best friend.
You love, I love you too, below the waist I’ll start charging you,'Cause that’s just how the players play the gameAnd my winning streak, is missing.
On the fifth night of knowing Kagome was a happy Stripper, he confessed his love for her, she had admitted to him that she loved him too. But she also loved Sesshomaru: her first love. So, because InuYasha couldn't get what he wanted, or more specifically, who, he decided to go out with every girl who showed interest in him... The total? One. And that was Kagura. She had attempted to get in his pants, but he rejected her, told her it wouldn't work out and told her to go back to whoring around.
The sixth night, Kagome asked how it went, he said he had a score of zero, which she happily celebrated by punching him In the face, kneeing him in the balls and giving him the silent treatment the very next day.
So who's keeping score on who is a whore,With you by my side, that look in your eye,I hope you don't.
And so here he was, the seventh night, after a day of silent treatment, he had asked for Kagome. She had agreed and was currently giving him a mouth watering kiss. ...Wut? InuYasha stared into the closed eyelids of Kagome, her breasts were now in his hands, her pale one's wrapped around his own tanned one's. And she was making him fondle her. She had a husband, didn't she? Shit, he's my brother! InuYasha had a momentary stupid train of thought, which lead straight to moaning his approval as Kagome began to squeeze his cock through his slacks. So who's keeping score on who is a whore,With you by my side, that look in your eye,I hope you don't.
Didn't she know that she was treading on dangerous waters? That she was narrowly dodging lava? That she was walking on shattered glass? Stop with the fuckin' analogies! InuYasha grunted as he watched her panties go flying, landing in another guy's lap, who happily began sniffing them like a pervert. He heard a shout from the boss, yelling for them to stop it, but he couldn't. Because he wasn't doing anything. Ok, kissing her back classed as something. But still! He watched as every guy seemed to turn to stare at her, he growled, quickly unbuttoning his shirt and wrapping the red silk around her, it covered her naked form with ease, so he was happy.
You whore.
They had somehow ended up back at InuYasha's apartment, his shirt still draping over Kagome's shoulders as she kissed the living daylights out of him, both hearts beating in unison. Kagome's hands travelled around his neck, nails scraping at his nape as he pushed open the front door after sliding his key card through the lock, his mouth never leaving her lips or skin. She tasted like perfume and sweat, but then something underneath that hinted at cinnamon. Probably because she's in love with Cinnamon Croissants? He immediately attempted to dodge all of the strewn objects on the floor, but the same one always caught him out. He yelped as he suddenly tripped over the chaise, Kagome's back hitting the back support, him following straight after, making the thing tip back onto the wooden flooring, which he mentally cringed at. Great, another dent in the floor. “Oh shit! It cracked!” he couldn't believe it, his $2000 laminate cracked. And Kagome was laughing at this?!
“Interesting.” The half-demon immediately froze up at the sound of the chilling voice behind him, not believing that he was suddenly in this predicament... He felt Kagome look up at the tall demon standing over her, dressed in his usual Anaconda snake-skin suit with the overly fluffy tail he demanded he always wore. He had said that it was a representation of his high status. And he remembered when his 12 year-old full demon little girl had called him an animal killer. She wouldn't speak to her father for 3 weeks. All because InuYasha told a little white lie. “Kagome,” She smiled at him, InuYasha's shirt wide open for everyone to see what lay beneath the cloth.
InuYasha just innocently looked up at him, his ears twitching like little radars. “Hello big brother!” InuYasha threw him a cheesy grin, acting as if he wasn't just about to fuck his wife's brains out. “We were going to ask you to join in, but we couldn't be arsed to pick up a phone and call. Would you like to join us?” InuYasha was sweating the ocean, it was dropping off of his face like lava running down a volcano. Seriously! The analogies! “Can I fuck her first though? I'm kinda in a hard predicament, pun intended.”
“Inu-InuYasha!” Kagome yelled, shoving him away from her and closing the shirt, standing up, helping InuYasha up after. “Sess, I-I'm in love with InuYasha!” She screamed, quickly crouching down and wrapping her arms herself, crying her eyes out. She quickly looked up, her tears suddenly disappearing, “Oh, I'm a Stripper. And I want to ride InuYasha's cock till he's having dry orgasms.” She smiled sweetly, standing up and wrapping her arms around InuYasha's waist.
Sesshomaru just stared at the 'couple' with a dead-panned expression. “The divorce papers are ready.” With that, he left.
“Did he think I was going to leave him?” She looked at InuYasha.
“Yeah, you can only put up with him for so long.”
“How have you survived him?”
“I sent myself to a Mental Asylum. Broke out, changed my name, travelled around the world. Got a woman pregnant. Fucked her mom afterwards, got her pregnant. Then her mom's mom. She orgasmed powder. Fucked the first girl I got pregnant again, then her father. Travelled to Australia, got a tan, came back to New York, had sex with Angelina Jolie in Brad Pitt's office. Ran all the way to London, swam the channel, fucked Sesshomaru and now I'm about to fuck you.”
“You got a tan in Australia?!” She squealed, InuYasha face-palmed.
“Is that all you heard?”
“Is it all true?” She fired back.
“No,”
“Exactly.”
“I think I just lost my horniness.” InuYasha looked down at his dead erection.
“Save it for the bedroom,” She tapped his chest, walked over to the fridge in his open planned kitchen, pulled out a box of grapes, ripped one off the stem and threw it at him. “Shove that up your anal hole and choke on it. I love you, InuYasha.” InuYasha smiled despite his uneasiness.
What the fuck have I done?
InuYasha © Rumiko Takahashi
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters or the song used, I simply own the plot. Nor do I profit from this. It's for my own, and your enjoyment.
R&R please! :)
Save It For The Bedroom
InuYasha felt his hands twitch as Kagome continued grinding down into his throbbing arousal, trying desperately to suppress a groan, only to be in vain. He had fallen in love with this woman, she was going to be the death of him, he knew it. But he knew she was off limits, the fact that she was a Stripper had nothing to do with the line he couldn't cross, either.
Keep your hands to yourself,
these lips belong to someone else,
Her hands skimmed across his thighs, sending him a sultry look with a pout following straight after. Her lacy blue bra had disappeared as soon as she spotted him. Her 'innocent' blue lacy panties were the one's now making his shaft strain in his pants, the tent in the slacks making it quite evident, and she still teased him. Her luscious, obsidian tresses fell over his shoulder as she leaned over him, a leg planted on the outside of his thighs, deliberately moving her plump backside as she whispered sweet nothings into his ear on top of his head, giving him a clear view of her perky nipples, they were bouncing into his face and he wanted to suck one into his mouth, but he couldn't. That lucky son of a bitch. Ah, if only he knew what his sweet little wife got up to at night. InuYasha thought with a chuckle, making Kagome pull away with a slight frown.
And you know that you,
will never get on it, it,Keep your lies to yourself,
every lie I've heard from someone else,
He knew she lied to everyone she was face with, well... Everyone except him. Because he had found out her dirty little secret, she told everyone she went to Night School, saying that she wanted to learn more, if possible. He knew she had achieved the best grades in High School, so he was confused as to why people wouldn't figure out sooner. InuYasha and Kagome were the best of friends, and she hadn't even told him. She wouldn't even tell her husband. His asshole of a brother.
And you know that you, you'll never get on it.
Well I sussed you good,
you knew I would,Oh haven’t you heard your just another mark on my shirt,
he had found out when he had asked her to spend the night at his house, to catch up on things. But she had rejected immediately, saying that she had Night School. He knew she was bullshitting, so he followed her. And he was extremely surprised to see her walk to a Strip Club. He had watched her from the corner, how she put on a show for the men, then he confronted her about it. And that didn't end very well. He ended up with a kick to the cock and a slap to the cheek. Not a nice duo. He'd gone home soon after with a blood-stained shirt and a broken nose. She had beat him up good, especially with them four-inch heels. Who knew you could do Karate in death-traps? He sure as hell didn't.
Another night and another girl,Oh well I taste so good,You knew I would,
The night after he first found out, he decided to hire a Stripped called Yura, she had satisfied him with her dance, but whenever she wasn't looking, he'd always eye-fuck Kagome as she rubbed her core against the steel pole. Oh, how I envy that pole. He thought dreamily. And then. Kagome confronted him, telling him to hire another Stripper and he said he was satisfied with Yura, just to piss her off. She was hot when she was angry. That night sadly ended with a heel breaking his big left toe, and that shit hurt! So he hired a different stripper, the next night. Her name was Kagura.
So who's keeping score on who is a whore,With you by my side,
that look in your eyes,
Sadly, the third night ended with yet another heated argument, calling Kagura a slut and how she whored her self around. And then he had said something utterly stupid. And I quote: “But she's a Stripper!” Yeah, that night finished with a severe high kick to his ribs, not only giving him a nice flash of her red panties, but acquiring two bruised ribs. But he still loved her.
I hope you don't.
Kagome had given him a lecture about how she did it as a hobby, how she loved to feel wanted, because Sesshomaru wasn't giving her ANY sex. So she surprised him by saying that she was still a virgin. And considering Sesshomaru and Kagome had been married three years, that had gotta be a record.
Go home and wash your jeans,
'cause there's dirt on the knees,And jealously doesn’t sit with me,
So InuYasha, being the good friend he is, gave Sesshomaru a secret talk about the subject, explaining how, when a woman and man love each other, they want to make love. InuYasha was in hospital for the next two days with Amnesia.
Kagome had told him that Sesshomaru had suddenly shown interest in her sexually but despite InuYasha's secret involvement with the man, he still felt angry at the fact that Sesshomaru had received a blow job of his best friend.
You love, I love you too, below the waist I’ll start charging you,'Cause that’s just how the players play the gameAnd my winning streak, is missing.
On the fifth night of knowing Kagome was a happy Stripper, he confessed his love for her, she had admitted to him that she loved him too. But she also loved Sesshomaru: her first love. So, because InuYasha couldn't get what he wanted, or more specifically, who, he decided to go out with every girl who showed interest in him... The total? One. And that was Kagura. She had attempted to get in his pants, but he rejected her, told her it wouldn't work out and told her to go back to whoring around.
The sixth night, Kagome asked how it went, he said he had a score of zero, which she happily celebrated by punching him In the face, kneeing him in the balls and giving him the silent treatment the very next day.
So who's keeping score on who is a whore,With you by my side, that look in your eye,I hope you don't.
And so here he was, the seventh night, after a day of silent treatment, he had asked for Kagome. She had agreed and was currently giving him a mouth watering kiss. ...Wut? InuYasha stared into the closed eyelids of Kagome, her breasts were now in his hands, her pale one's wrapped around his own tanned one's. And she was making him fondle her. She had a husband, didn't she? Shit, he's my brother! InuYasha had a momentary stupid train of thought, which lead straight to moaning his approval as Kagome began to squeeze his cock through his slacks. So who's keeping score on who is a whore,With you by my side, that look in your eye,I hope you don't.
Didn't she know that she was treading on dangerous waters? That she was narrowly dodging lava? That she was walking on shattered glass? Stop with the fuckin' analogies! InuYasha grunted as he watched her panties go flying, landing in another guy's lap, who happily began sniffing them like a pervert. He heard a shout from the boss, yelling for them to stop it, but he couldn't. Because he wasn't doing anything. Ok, kissing her back classed as something. But still! He watched as every guy seemed to turn to stare at her, he growled, quickly unbuttoning his shirt and wrapping the red silk around her, it covered her naked form with ease, so he was happy.
You whore.
They had somehow ended up back at InuYasha's apartment, his shirt still draping over Kagome's shoulders as she kissed the living daylights out of him, both hearts beating in unison. Kagome's hands travelled around his neck, nails scraping at his nape as he pushed open the front door after sliding his key card through the lock, his mouth never leaving her lips or skin. She tasted like perfume and sweat, but then something underneath that hinted at cinnamon. Probably because she's in love with Cinnamon Croissants? He immediately attempted to dodge all of the strewn objects on the floor, but the same one always caught him out. He yelped as he suddenly tripped over the chaise, Kagome's back hitting the back support, him following straight after, making the thing tip back onto the wooden flooring, which he mentally cringed at. Great, another dent in the floor. “Oh shit! It cracked!” he couldn't believe it, his $2000 laminate cracked. And Kagome was laughing at this?!
“Interesting.” The half-demon immediately froze up at the sound of the chilling voice behind him, not believing that he was suddenly in this predicament... He felt Kagome look up at the tall demon standing over her, dressed in his usual Anaconda snake-skin suit with the overly fluffy tail he demanded he always wore. He had said that it was a representation of his high status. And he remembered when his 12 year-old full demon little girl had called him an animal killer. She wouldn't speak to her father for 3 weeks. All because InuYasha told a little white lie. “Kagome,” She smiled at him, InuYasha's shirt wide open for everyone to see what lay beneath the cloth.
InuYasha just innocently looked up at him, his ears twitching like little radars. “Hello big brother!” InuYasha threw him a cheesy grin, acting as if he wasn't just about to fuck his wife's brains out. “We were going to ask you to join in, but we couldn't be arsed to pick up a phone and call. Would you like to join us?” InuYasha was sweating the ocean, it was dropping off of his face like lava running down a volcano. Seriously! The analogies! “Can I fuck her first though? I'm kinda in a hard predicament, pun intended.”
“Inu-InuYasha!” Kagome yelled, shoving him away from her and closing the shirt, standing up, helping InuYasha up after. “Sess, I-I'm in love with InuYasha!” She screamed, quickly crouching down and wrapping her arms herself, crying her eyes out. She quickly looked up, her tears suddenly disappearing, “Oh, I'm a Stripper. And I want to ride InuYasha's cock till he's having dry orgasms.” She smiled sweetly, standing up and wrapping her arms around InuYasha's waist.
Sesshomaru just stared at the 'couple' with a dead-panned expression. “The divorce papers are ready.” With that, he left.
“Did he think I was going to leave him?” She looked at InuYasha.
“Yeah, you can only put up with him for so long.”
“How have you survived him?”
“I sent myself to a Mental Asylum. Broke out, changed my name, travelled around the world. Got a woman pregnant. Fucked her mom afterwards, got her pregnant. Then her mom's mom. She orgasmed powder. Fucked the first girl I got pregnant again, then her father. Travelled to Australia, got a tan, came back to New York, had sex with Angelina Jolie in Brad Pitt's office. Ran all the way to London, swam the channel, fucked Sesshomaru and now I'm about to fuck you.”
“You got a tan in Australia?!” She squealed, InuYasha face-palmed.
“Is that all you heard?”
“Is it all true?” She fired back.
“No,”
“Exactly.”
“I think I just lost my horniness.” InuYasha looked down at his dead erection.
“Save it for the bedroom,” She tapped his chest, walked over to the fridge in his open planned kitchen, pulled out a box of grapes, ripped one off the stem and threw it at him. “Shove that up your anal hole and choke on it. I love you, InuYasha.” InuYasha smiled despite his uneasiness.
What the fuck have I done?